{"product_id":"im-pumped-novelty-tank-top","title":"I'm Pumped - Novelty Activewear Tank Tops","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"pd-desc\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"lede\" style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 auto 1.2em;max-width:48em;\"\u003eMost gym tops say nothing, and most funny tees are too loud to wear twice. The I'm Pumped Tank Top gets a laugh at the squat rack and a knowing grin from anyone who shops with us. Bold on the back, low-key on the chest, and comfortable enough for real training.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable role=\"presentation\" width=\"100%\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"border-collapse:collapse;margin:22px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd bgcolor=\"#D0206F\" style=\"background:#D0206F;color:#ffffff;padding:20px 24px;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003eAt a glance\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin:.5em 0 0;padding-left:1.2em;color:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e black stone wash tank, regular fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003eBack print:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"I'm Pumped\" with a flexing pump mascot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003eFront print:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Results May Vary\" plus chest logo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003eInk colours:\u003c\/strong\u003e white and Adultsmart pink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e gym sessions, summer, gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% combed cotton, 140 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S, M, L, XL and 2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:18px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background:#D0206F;color:#ffffff;border-radius:24px;padding:9px 18px;display:inline-block;margin:5px 6px;\"\u003e🚚 Discreet Australia-wide shipping\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background:#D0206F;color:#ffffff;border-radius:24px;padding:9px 18px;display:inline-block;margin:5px 6px;\"\u003e🔒 Discreet billing\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background:#D0206F;color:#ffffff;border-radius:24px;padding:9px 18px;display:inline-block;margin:5px 6px;\"\u003e👕 Official Adultsmart merchandise\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat it is\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Pumped Tank Top is official Adultsmart merchandise with a joke that works on two levels. Gym regulars read the back as a training brag. Our customers know we stock a full range of penis pumps, and they get the second meaning straight away. It keeps people guessing without saying anything explicit. Underneath the joke is a soft combed cotton tank with a faded, lived-in stone wash look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAcross the back, \"I'M PUMPED\" sits in heavy block capitals above a cartoon pump that flexes both arms, sweatband on and gauge at max. An \"Adultsmart Athletics\" ribbon finishes the design. On the front, a small Adultsmart logo sits on the chest, with \"Results May Vary\" and \"Size Gains Guaranteed\" printed below. See the full Adultsmart range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/adultsmart.com.au\/collections\/mens-tops\"\u003emen's tops\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA double-meaning joke.\u003c\/strong\u003e Gym-goers see a training brag, and people who know Adultsmart see the pump gag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold back print.\u003c\/strong\u003e The main design sits across the upper back, so it reads clearly from across the room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTidy front.\u003c\/strong\u003e A small chest logo and a short slogan keep the front clean enough for everyday wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo-colour print.\u003c\/strong\u003e Crisp white and Adultsmart pink stand out sharply against the black fabric.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCut for movement.\u003c\/strong\u003e The sleeveless shape and raw armholes leave the shoulders free for lifting, running and hot days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVintage finish.\u003c\/strong\u003e A stone wash treatment gives the black fabric a softly faded, worn-in character from the first wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLight, soft cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e At 140 GSM, the 100% combed cotton feels airy against the skin yet holds up to regular washing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGarment:\u003c\/strong\u003e sleeveless tank, regular fit, lightweight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% combed cotton, 140 GSM, 32-singles yarn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColour and finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e black with a stone wash, worn-look finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/strong\u003e ribbed crew neck, raw armhole edges, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk:\u003c\/strong\u003e yes, to keep shrinkage to a minimum\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S, M, L, XL, 2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInk colours:\u003c\/strong\u003e white and Adultsmart pink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adultsmart chest logo, \"Results May Vary\", \"Size Gains Guaranteed\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"I'm Pumped\", pump mascot, \"Adultsmart Athletics\" ribbon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to wear a tank top\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tank has a regular fit and comes in S to 2XL. Pick your usual size for easy movement, or size down for a closer cut. Pair it with shorts or joggers and let the back print do the talking. Gym-goers behind you on the treadmill will read it the whole time. A black top also hides sweat marks better than lighter colours during a hard session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAway from the gym, a tank top works for beach days, barbecues and summer festivals. Layer it under an open shirt if you'd rather keep the joke to yourself until the shirt comes off. Denim shorts and sneakers finish the look. Plenty more ideas for guys sit on our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/adultsmart.com.au\/pages\/for-men\"\u003eFor Men page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho it suits\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tank top suits gym regulars who like a laugh between sets. It also suits Adultsmart customers who want to rep the store without wearing a giant logo. Couples buy it as a cheeky gift, and it works well for staff, events and summer parties. Bucks nights and gym challenges are other easy fits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is not for everyone. If your gym has a strict dress code, check that slogans are allowed first. If you'd rather keep your shopping habits private, remember that some people will get the joke. The Adultsmart T-Shirt is a plainer option, with the logo and no pun. Anyone after a sleeved top for cooler weather should also look elsewhere in the range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable role=\"presentation\" width=\"100%\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"border-collapse:collapse;margin:22px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd bgcolor=\"#D0206F\" style=\"background:#D0206F;color:#ffffff;padding:20px 24px;border-radius:10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003eGood to know.\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash inside out in cold water to keep the print sharp. \u003cstrong style=\"color:#ffffff;\"\u003eNovelty print.\u003c\/strong\u003e The slogans on this garment are humour only. Wearing it makes no claim about, and has no effect on, your body, size or performance.\n\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare and storage\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cotton is pre-shrunk, so a normal wash won't leave it noticeably smaller. Turn the tank top inside out before washing. Use a cold, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, which can dull the print. Line dry in the shade, or tumble dry on low. Never iron directly over the print. Fold it flat in a drawer rather than hanging it for long periods, which helps the shoulder straps keep their shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eA gift with a grin\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tank top makes an easy present for a mate who lives at the gym, or a partner who laughs at a good pun. Birthdays, Christmas and Father's Day all work. It fits in a card-sized parcel and gets a reaction the moment it's opened. Pick up matching pieces from our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/adultsmart.com.au\/collections\/adultsmart\"\u003eAdultsmart merchandise\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eLearn more\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShopping for Dad, or for the guy who seems to have everything? A funny tank top pairs well with something from the adult side of the store. Put the two together and you have a gift that is both practical and cheeky. There's a handy list of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/blog.adultsmart.com.au\/fathers-day-sex-toys\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eFather's Day sex toy ideas\u003c\/a\u003e over on the Adultsmart blog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eHow it compares\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"border-collapse:collapse;width:100%;margin:14px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth bgcolor=\"#D0206F\" style=\"background:#D0206F;color:#ffffff;border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;text-align:left;\"\u003eFeature\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth bgcolor=\"#D0206F\" style=\"background:#D0206F;color:#ffffff;border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;text-align:left;\"\u003eI'm Pumped Tank Top\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth bgcolor=\"#D0206F\" style=\"background:#D0206F;color:#ffffff;border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;text-align:left;\"\u003eAdultsmart T-Shirt\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth bgcolor=\"#D0206F\" style=\"background:#D0206F;color:#ffffff;border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;text-align:left;\"\u003ePlain gym singlet\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eCut\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eSleeveless, stone wash finish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eShort sleeve\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eSleeveless\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eMain design\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eHumorous back print\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eLarge chest logo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eNone\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eFront\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eSmall logo and slogan\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eLogo and store tagline\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eBlank\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eBest for\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eGym, summer, gifts\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eEveryday wear\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eTraining only\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eConversation starter\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eSometimes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #cccccc;padding:11px 13px;\"\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy you'll reach for it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab the I'm Pumped Tank Top at adultsmart.com.au with discreet Australia-wide shipping in plain packaging. It's a gym top that does more than soak up sweat. It gets a laugh, sparks a chat and quietly flies the flag for your favourite store. Pick your size, add it to your cart and get ready for the questions. 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