ZOOM, ZOOM, Zumio!

Oh, my goodness me  Well, first of all i will start off by saying I  am so lucky to work in a shop that gives me the privilege of testing out some delightful adult toys.

Last night I test drove the Zumio “caress”.

To me, on  first opinions, I have to say,  it looked a little bit  like a cheap pen that my little 7-year-old girl would find and bring home. As it happened ….she actually did! She thought she could floss her teeth with it !!! ARRRGGGHHH!…. Thankfully she didn’t!

Now, this strange looking toy apparently won an award for the best new product at the Adultex Trade expo. I thought to myself, What is this Adutlex Expedition you speak of? It sounds like nonsense, I googled it and sure enough it is a bonefide respected organisation. More reliably  though, I then  also  heard from some of my fellow  staff members that this was a toy to be revered and respected  and  that it  was actually amazing! One  was a member of staff who is an absolute aficionado of sex toys. I take her opinions very seriously,  So, I thought to my self I will give this little tinker a try.

The night drew in, the sun was setting and  the kids were snoring, and I found my self reaching for the small  odd purple device. I had zero expectations going on appearances. Zero! (never judge a book by its cover). All of sudden, as if by magic, that silly looking pen like device found its way to my clit!

 I wish I could tell you it was all spasms, and rainbows , unicorns and orgasms, but no ,sadly  it wasn’t. Now …If you like ridiculously intense very focused vibrations , you are going to probably laugh and squeal out loud and praise God for who ever created this.  I, on the other hand prefer something a little  bit less intense.

But then something magical happened, I manouvered its little purple swirling, twirling, whilning head gently below my clitoris to the base of my labia. That little often underused and under appreciated  area between the  bottom and vagina, and hey presto! I came! The intensity makes the vibrations travel over the whole area.

There are 8 settings on the Zumio, and I would definitely recommend starting on the lowest and working your way up, it is , however incredibly easy to use The buttons on the toy are great.  there are only three.I hate faffing around with a zillion different options.  One is the on and off button and the other two simply change the intensity up and down. I have had a customer say that she didn’t like the placing of them and found that they were not positioned where you naturally grasp the toy, I  didn’t find that to be a problem at all.

The toy is made from ABS plastic and there vis a silicone coating on the handle and as with almost ball the toys we sell in Ohzone is completely safe and free of nasty Phalates. If you care to look on the Zumio website in the question and answer section, it even turns out the toy is made using recyclable, carbon neutral materials! How about that!. It lasts about 4 hours once it is fully charged. I have to say though, ! defy anyone to use this toy for 4 hours before they cum, This isn’t as versatile as some other toys are, I tried it on mine and my partners nipples but it was a  bit too concentrated and intense. He, said though,  like me liked the sensations on his perineum. I tried to stick it up his bum but there when you apply too much pressure Zumio stops working.

I tried it to finger fuck myself with and having had 3 kids  found that It could be used for that purpose too . My vagina was a bit more forgiving than my partners bum!  I am one of the 70% of women who only really cum clitorally though. If you are one of the lucky other 30 % you would probably love it for that purpose too.I even managed to insert it whilst my partner was having sex with me and that was very nice.

Quite honestly this is a great toy for external use and perhaps most impressively for me, truly innovative. That is not something we often get to see in this industry these days. I think the only reason some people might not  enjoy it would be if they only like gentle direct clitoral stimulation or only enjoy squishy soft toys. Pop some good quality lube on the end, like Superslyde, and you are all set to go.

I highly recommend it!

Alexis is a consultant at the Oh Zone Adult Stores!

Zumio wins best female product of 2018 at Adultex –

“We are thrilled to receive this award, it confirms our female design team has truly hit the mark in developing a revolutionary new clitorial stimulation experience that women love”, said Veronica Farmer, Chief Experience Officer, Zumio.