So, what’s the safest sex out there? Masturbation, of course! Think about it. You cannot get pregnant. What STIs? No esteem issues either. And the best part – since you’re in control, an orgasm is almost always guaranteed. We’ll get into your homemade dildo later on. We’re also living in a glorious new age, where we not only accept it but highly advocate for masturbation and its numerous health benefits.
Having a stressful day? Rub one out! Feeling sexually starved? Not a problem. For the ladies, we also know that a little self-love can relieve menstrual cramps, strengthen your vaginal muscles and dramatically improve your sleep quality.
Some people can get off by simply rubbing their genitals. But, there’s also a lot of people who prefer penetration- both anal and vaginal.
Which begs the question, to dildo, or not to dildo?
I personally prefer the dildo for maximum pleasure. And with the variety in the market, you’re truly spoilt for choice! Today, you can order yourself a dildo in any shape, size, color, or design with just the click of a button. But it wasn’t always like this.
Call me crazy, but being a horny teenager isn’t a dream many want to re-live. You probably blush at the thought of dildo improvisations you’ve had in your life. But, we can’t also assume that those days are gone.
Some people are too shy to walk into a sex shop and pick out a decent helper, and that’s fine. Maybe you’re still saving up for the best dildo, hang in there. You also probably own one, but took a random trip and forgot to pack yours.
These shouldn’t be reasons for you not to enjoy some penetrative fun as you indulge in some self-pleasure or experiment with your partner.
We’re done with the why. Let’s dig into the what.
Your Homemade Dildo
A friend pointed out that many companies have adopted phallic-shaped packaging to gain a marketing edge with female consumers.
True? Who’s to say.
But there’s certainly an increase in the number of hygiene products and cosmetic bottles that are long and nicely rounded.
Done with that shampoo? Keep the bottle; it might come in handy.
Your regular wine and beer bottles also come with thin elongated necks that are ideal for your venture. Tube packaging has been a fan favorite, and toothpaste as a household staple leads the pack.
Fresh out of the box, it is sturdy, has enough length and girth for a deeply satisfying session. Next time, grab the family size pack, but maybe keep it out of the bathroom.
How about a hairbrush, cosmetic brush, and electric toothbrush handle?
Easy to clean, reusable, and readily available! Also, get a 2-in-1 deal from the vibrations on the electric toothbrush.
You’ve not even stepped into the supplies closet and taken your favorite candle out for a different kind of spin. Or, wandered into the toolbox and picked out one of those rubber gripped screwdrivers.
Please note that the screwdriver might need a more thorough cleanse due to the nature of its daytime job- the other kind of screwing, if you get my drift.
Finally, mother nature is your most gracious provider.
Raid the refrigerator, and if you do your grocery shopping right, you will never run out of homemade dildo options.
Who are we to question why there are so many phallic-shaped foods: cucumbers, eggplants, carrots, bananas, zucchini, and nature’s own ribbed ‘corn on a cob,’ for his and her pleasure.
Pro-Tip for Your Homemade Dildo
If the penetrating tip feels rough and unnatural (or the whole length does), cover it in cotton from your makeup remover kit or stuffing from your pillow.
Proceed to tie that up with rubber bands or strips of tape. Then, neatly slip on your condom. This trick will help you turn anything from your marker pen to your cooking sticks into firm, yet gentle homemade dildos.
Tips Before you Grab Your Homemade Dildo?
Well, glad you asked.
There are three key things you need to consider.
- Your homemade dildo needs to be hygienic.
- It needs to be sturdy.
- And it should have enough length for grip.
Let’s Deal with Hygiene First.
Sex toys are regarded as novelty items by most certification bodies; hence, they are not standardized. But there are materials considered medically safe for dildo manufacture, including stainless steel, borosilicate glass, medical-grade silicone, and lucite.
Each of these materials is easy to clean, non-porous, hence will not harbor bacteria, and is non-toxic.
Your homemade dildo will be a little more difficult to ascertain that it’s clean enough for intrabody contact.
BUT… it is not impossible to stay within the realm of hygiene.
And we have Condoms to thank for this. You can slip a new, unused condom over any of your homemade dildo choices and create a sheath that prevents bacteria from crossing into your vagina or anus.
Follow the same level of care you would when slipping it onto a real penis to avoid tears.
- Ensure it rolls all the way down the insertable length of the makeshift dildo.
- Make sure it is firmly secured to prevent it from slipping off.
- Remember to buy the right fit.
- Grab some lube; lube is a friend.
- Also, use a mild soap and warm water to clean the object of choice- facial and vaginal cleansers are better choices.
Is Your Homemade Dildo Sturdy Enough?
You need a sturdy dildo improvisation.
Why?
Have you heard of the tale of the girl who improvised with an ordinary laboratory test tube. Only for the fragile glass to crumble at the pressure of her orgasming pelvic muscles? Whether you’re going with a cucumber, hairbrush, cosmetic brush handle, or any of the other popular choices, you need it in firm condition.
Should the cucumber, for instance, break mid-thrust, you are looking at potential bruising of the tender vaginal lining. Which is not only painful but could introduce bacteria and a host of infections.
Plastics and wooden objects pose worse consequences. Cuts from shards and splinters would be more severe. So, be gentle- don’t get too carried away.
Go for more solid choices for anal penetration as the muscles grip tighter than the vaginal counterparts.
Oops, Did Your Homemade Dildo Get Swallowed?
Simply reading that gave me quite the shiver.
You need length, and you need a firm hand grip. Ladies, you know the panic that accompanies losing track of a tampon thread. Now, an eggplant, that’s a whole different story.
Store purchased dildos are good for many things. But most importantly is the broad base that keeps the whole thing from getting eaten up by your cavities.
Therefore, you need to be smart about how you use your homemade dildo. It might seem a little overkill, but why not tie a thread? The alternative is to get objects with more length than you need for pleasure.
Again, use the lube sparingly since condoms come pre-lubricated. Ensure your hands aren’t too slippery either.
Is Your Homemade Dildo Reusable?
It depends on what you choose.
If you went with a dildo from the produce section- that has been exposed to the warmth of your body, which hastens the withering process. Therefore, toss that out immediately. Most of your other options are home essentials. Slip off the condom, fill a bowl with some warm water, grab some soap, and get to cleaning.
Dry your homemade dildo and place it back in its cage. If you’ll be needing it regularly, wrap it in a microfiber towel or a clean cloth and stash it in your drawer.
Also, it might be a little unfair to other members of your homestead to put back the toothpaste, so discard it or keep it for the next round.
Final Words
Sex should not be boring.
Whether you’re playing alone or with a partner, you need to spruce things up a little bit every now and then. Browsing for stuffing to pad your homemade dildo could be the fun activity that reignites the youthful cheer in your relationship.
And, what a reason to get excited about grocery shopping! It also saves you coins if you’re not after a long-term investment with a real one. So, go ahead and give it a try.
There’s no reason why you shouldn’t be enjoying some penetrative cheer with these brief but insightful tips.
An Elite Dildo Will Help You Realize Your Own Fetish Fantasy!
They say there is a thin line between fantasy, fetish and what reality really is. Now more than ever the line between fantasy, fetish and reality has faded away.
Fulfilling your sexual fetishes now is more enticing and mind blowing. This is because the adult industry and sex toy manufacturers have developed a high range of fetish sex toys to fulfill a high range of needs.
One of the products that I find most people who have fetishes start off with a dildo. Dildo’s can be added to harnesses for penetrative play and can give you a lot of fun when you are masturbating.
Dildos are the Bomb
I came across the Fetish Fantasy Elite Dildo in purple which is a high end sex toy created by Pipedreams.
Pipedream Products has some of the best technology in manufacturing dildos in the world. This sex toy is crafted in a nice natural shape to resemble a 7” hard penis. Material utilized is ultimately body-safe and excites better than any other sex toy in the market.
I have tested the Fetish Fantasy Elite Dildo for 2 weeks now and have reviewed it to let everyone know my thoughts.
Experience is the best teacher
You ought to know better, that there is only one way to find out and that is of course by trying it yourself. I have been enjoying myself with sex toys for well over a decade. Trust me when I say the Fantasy Elite Dildo is one of the best.
Recently I introduced a close friend to this product and she was amazed, and her words were.
“My God I just took my sex toy experience to a whole new level!”
Features of the Fetish Fantasy
It has vibrating features which can be changed by the attached remote. You are able to choose various speeds of vibrations just by pressing a button on the remote control. It can run up to quite a high and intense speed. It is also has a gentle curved slope with a softly pointed tip, that is made for pinpoint g-spot stimulation.
When you are massaging your g-spot with the tip, you can feel the strong vibrations so much that it can be felt on your clitoris.
It Warms Up Quickly
Compared with other sex toys I have used, the Fetish Fantasy Elite Dildo naturally warms to your body temperature quite fast.
It also conforms to your vaginal contours giving you the most intense type of stimulation you can ever imagine. I really love the fact that this sex toy changes according to the persons body shape so that the sex toy will work with your body rather than against it.
Even though it has strong vibration’s the sex toy is still very silent. It is said that you can even use it out in public and no one would be able to hear it.
I never tried it when I have been on public transport. But I bet the whisper-quiet motor would not fail nor embarrass you if you were to try it.
Suction Cup Uses
This vibrating dildo can change according to the feature you need whether you would like to use it in a harness for couples sex. Or if you would like to use the suction cup base for solo play.
Its suction cup can stick to any flat surface including the floor, walls, doors and my favorite the bathroom! You can place it on the bathroom tiles, the tiled wall or even in the bathtub.
This means that I can enjoy it in or out of the water. Suction holds up pretty tight so you can bounce on it as hard as you want without any disruptions especially when you are about to cum.
No matter which method you choose to use, it is very comfortable
Body Safe Dildo
Fetish Fantasy Elite Dildo has body safe features which include it being phthalate- free, latex free, nonporous for easy cleaning and is made from 100% medical grade silicone. It is very easy to clean after use.
You just have to spray it with some Pipedream Toy Cleaner wait a couple of minutes and then wash it off with some warm water. You can also wash it with some warm soapy water.
It also come with a Fetish Fantasy Mask for some BDSM or bondage fun!
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