The World’s Worst Sex Toy! SnorkelO.

Oh, SceamingO SnorkelO. Once you have seen it, you kind of will never forget it. For a woman it could be deemed offensive as it insinuates that the smell down there is less than desirous requiring basically a nose peg to tolerate it.  Although clearly marked as a novelty product it is sold as a ‘sex aid’ but who the hell would put it on before or during sex beats me.  If someone was to put it on I am not sure if their partner would die laughing or call the local mental hospital to collect a new patient.  Believe it or not these things sold before being taken off the market.

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It has to be one of the most bizarre and impractical sex toys anyone has ever seen in an adult sex toy shop. Is the sex toy useful as a snorkel or a men’s sex toy?  It has even been seen as a female glow in the dark sex toy.   I’m almost certain you were intended to simply be amused by the fact that the ScreamingO SnorkelO exists. It can probably make an extremely funny gift for a bridesmaids or bachelors party. Yet, I hate the SceamingO SnorkelO so much. Has anyone really needed a snorkel for oral sex. The manufacturer product description for this SceamingO SnorkelO as stated to be like this:

“Go down and stay down with the Screaming O SnorkelO, a compact mini vibe with a Breathe Easy Air Flow System for uninterrupted oral sex. This clever novelty makes it easy to maintain your cunning linguist status without skipping a beat and keep her satisfied for as long as she needs! Simply place the SnorkelO under the nose with the Easy Breathe Air Flow tubes positioned in each nostril and take a deep breath through the nose to see how it feels. Once it’s comfortably in place, wrap the strap around your head and cinch together to adjust the fit.

And for an extra-sensual experience, switch on the mini motor and enhance her sensation with powerful vibration that will help her reach orgasm faster and easier. The SnorkelO vibrates for more than 30 minutes and gives you the tools to suit up and stay prepared for every deep muff-dive adventure!”

 

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Sex Toy: ScreamingO SnorkelO

ScreamingO are famous for their cock rings and novelty products all that are body safe or in this case

beaver safe.

It’s basically a tiny  silicone nose device with two air tubes. It’s attached to a plastic cord that you tie around your head to fit.  You place it under your nose with the 2 breathe easy tubes in each nostril, once it is comfortable and you can breathe easily, its ready to tie. It’s a novel idea and means you don’t have to keep coming up for air.

Would you like to know why?

  1. You can give somebody stunning head without a snorkel. People have been doing it forever, maybe even since the dawn of time. You are permitted to inhale and take rest amid sex. Your lover is going to stop you from breathing amidst oral sex which is 100% true! Why change something that has already been working, our noses aren’t going to stop breathing.
  2. It gives a mild discomfort to your fingers when attempting to adjust the tubes to fit your head. So it not only has almost no purpose but it uncomfortable to fit onto a person, let alone your own face.
  3. The crappy-ass dispensable vibrator may not work after a period of time! Furthermore since you can’t change the batteries once the batteries are empty they will no longer work as the batteries can not be replaced. Fore hygienic reasons, it is bundled in a manner that it can’t be tried before you purchase it. You can’t open it to test to make sure it meets expectations without crushing the packaging. Furthermore the expendable vibrator provides for you only 30 minutes of delight,oral sex cant last anywhere between 5 minutes to a whole hour, depending on how much you and your partner are dedicate to the oral sex. On the off chance that it works and although that is it in spite of the fact that to be reasonable it has an extremely modest retail cost. However that isn’t the most exceedingly terrible offense in the world yet it will be a ton of plastic refuse topping off the landfill little more than half an hour. Surely not a sex toy that has nature as a top priority.
  4. Have you even had a vibrator buzzing under your nose? It doesn’t sound satisfying does it and it is definitely ford not feel good for the wearer. The vibration would hit your nose directly. Although the buzzing on the nose of the  person wearing it, would be rather distracting I would have thought.  Although it is designed for the female pleasure at mind it can be a little bit touch to use because not every body is made the same. As an alternative method a women can buy herself a bullet vibrator so that when she would like the vibrations to feel good whilst your performing oral you can place it on the body spots that will make her feel good.  It does have an on off switch at the side of the nostril,  so it is optional anyway.
  5. The pressing claims that this will make you an “Expert” at muff diving. No fucking idiotic snorkel will do that. Muff plunging is a craftsmanship that no snorkel will show you, you can definitely perform oral sex easily and breathe without it.

What a bizarre sex toy this SceamingO SnorkelO is.   I wonder if anyone will really buy it for its supposed intended purpose? It turns out though, what I thought was just a joke gift for bachelor parties, is apparently, according to one girl I met, the answer to a massive problem that exists.  She was so attracted of the SceamingO SnorkelO she had to take a picture of it and send it to all her friends. So I have done a complete 180 and am now utterly convinced of this little device and its merits. This young lady though, genuinely had found the product that assists her. She said that in her relationship, constantly thinking about breathing, when giving oral sex to her girlfriend was a real passion killer. She couldn’t really let go of her thoughts and enjoy her partner’s pleasure, Her girl friend was not fond of the breaks in rhythm  when receiving either. This toy solves both those problems. She also explained it would be an absolute  godsend when going down on big girls, which she had a particular penchant for.

 

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