How I turned my sex life from vanilla to a caramel swirl with sprinkles

For the last 4 years of my life since I lost my virginity at 17, my sex life has been pretty average. I mean, I never really have had any wild stories, or crazy threesomes or orgies or really we just hit it off at the club and I ended up back at her house type of tails. It was always like, missionary, then cowgirl then most likely doggy. I never really explored with my ex girlfriend (we were together for 3 years from 18 – 21, she was my first and ended up cheating on me). When she broke up with me, I went into a downward spiral. I lost all my confidence, I was a 5’10, tubby guy who slouches his shoulders, heart broken and not really much sexual drive for life. I stopped trying to talk to girls after the first 5 I tried to talk to rejected me. I would masturbate about 2 times per day. I was a mess. Just existing through this vortex called life.

 

For some reason I was drawn to this adult store in Caringbah. I walked in because I was looking up masturbators and this young guy was there. He was pretty cool, looked very presentable, smelt good, had a bubbly smile, shoulders pulled back. He was confident in himself. For a second I thought I was ready to swing to the other side. We started talking and he was asking me questions if I’ve had a masturbator before, what I’m into and then all of a sudden we got onto the topic of my ex girlfriend and I literally blurted out all my life problems to him. He just sat there extremely attentive and listened, absorbed, gave me a response here or there but really just sat and absorbed and took in everything I was saying.

 

He said “What’s your name man?”,“Chris” I replied. “Chris, Nice to meet you. My name Sunny and I know it might freak you out because you’re in an adult store but I’m going to give you some practical advice that is going to change your life forever if you apply it.” I think this was my Great Gatsby moment. When he gets to travel around the world and gets called “old sport”. “I’ve been around the world, I’ve seen it all, been through it all and have had my fair share of experience with women. I’ve fucked, made love, and been fucked. I’ve had orgies and passionate love making sessions for 5 hours. I’ve had times where I cummed in 15 seconds. I’ve had times where I didn’t cum at all.” I was just in aw. I didn’t know what to say. “You seem like you could use my advice. What do you think?” “I definitely do” I shot back eagerly.  OK “I’m going to give you 10 tips about life, sex and women, that will change your life forever. Here they are”

 

  1. Firstly, stop the masturbation. The masturbation takes away your hunger to hunt. All the testosterone and hormones you are getting rid of when you ejaculate. You can use that and turn that into power and drive to hunt. Stop masturbating!

  2. Start exercising and weight training. Confidence within self gives confidence out to the world. Cleaning your body and ensuring that you feel the strength that your body truly has to offer will give you a total boost of confidence.

  3. Stop talking to women to just have sex with them. That isn’t what life is about. Focus on being you. Have fun. Enjoy your time out and watch them come to you. If you put on a fake confidence and try to speak to them, it won’t go so well.

  4. Sex is supposed to be fun. Don’t sit there and think that it’s just missionary the whole time. When you finally find a partner to have fun with, have exactly that… FUN! Communicate with her, ask her what she likes, what she doesn’t like, what she’d be interested in trying, what is a turn off. Tell her your answers to these questions also. Women love a man who can communicate openly.

  5. Pull your shoulders back to speak with and show assertiveness.

  6. Set some goals and be relentless about chasing them.

  7. Always look to work on yourself. Working on yourself is one of the greatest tasks and journey’s you will ever go on.

  8. When you do have a partner, sex toys are a must. Come in and see me and I will show you around what you have to do!

 

For some reason, my whole life seemed to change after I had my encounter with Sunny. I listened to everything that he said and applied it like it was gospel. 6 months later my body is the best it has ever looked, my shoulders are constantly pulled back. I’ve got goals so big that If I looked at them I would of thought I was crazy. I now have a stunning girlfriend who is fun, confident and knows my love language. Our sex life is insane. And yes I went back and saw Sunny for some toys. We bought a WeVibe Chorus and Womanizer Premium, all I have to say is wow. Who knew that a minor encounter could lead to major life re adjustment. Thank You Sunny.

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