Top 14 Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever Used

So you may ask, what are the worst pick-up lines ever used? You can definitely use them for a laugh, embarrassment and very rarely you can actually pick-up someone with these lines. If you do it right, you may be able to score a date, a kiss or even a one night stand.

Why Do Bad Pick-Up Lines Work Sometimes?

Did you know that using a pick-up line is actually a method of flirting? That is why you hear people use pick-up lines so often. They are a quick and simple way to get the message across that you are interested in another person. Here are some tips that you can use to give the pick-up line and yourself the best chance of working.

Be Hilarious

Well, it’s about hitting the right tone, with just the right amount of playful cheek you can do just that. One of the reasons why people use pick-up lines is because they have the capability to make the person you’re saying it to become happy. If you can make them happy which will help to improve their self-esteem and confidence, they may just be interested in what else you can offer them. Humour is also a sign of intelligence.

Be Authentic

If you are being your true self, you will have the best opportunity to feel comfortable in your own skin. Sometimes under the pressure of the situation, people blurt out things that are not true in order to fill in the silence. If you are prone to do this, you should plan different topics you can talk about beforehand, this way you will always have something to say.

Be Self-assured

It doesn’t hurt to have a little bit of the confident arrogance needed to pull them off as well. But you don’t have to be arrogant, you just need to be positive about what you are saying. If you able to communicate the message with a positive outlook, you may send feel good vibes out and the person will react accordingly.

Be Sincere

If you are looking to build a relationship from a pick-up line rather than a one night stand, you should choose Pick-Up lines that reflect the true message that you would like to get across. So if you would like to choose one that has some honest and meaningful qualities to it you will be better off. You can also do this by changing up the pick-up line to fit in with your personality.

Wait For The Response

If you are lucky, you will find that the person that you had attempted to pick-up will talk about the pick-up line for a conversation or to make another friendly joke. If this is the case, you can definitely continue the conversation and see where it goes from there.

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Top 14 Really Bad Pick-Up Lines

But please DO NOT try them yourself as it is likely that you may end up with a drink in your face and no-one to keep you company. Or better yet try them out and see how long you can last and whether you can luck it out. If you do use them, other people will sit back and relax as they watch you throw them out there into the world as they wait for the most unexpected reactions from the person that you are pitching them to.

  1. My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
  2. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  3. How much will a 10 get me?
  4. Breathe if you’re horny. Alright! Score!
  5. You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, that’s illegal.
  6. Do you like to dance? Good, then go dance so I can talk to your hot friend.
  7. I have a dictionary in my pants. Let’s say we go back to your house and put some words in your mouth.
  8. Wanna do a ’68? You go down on me and I’ll owe you one.
  9. You might as well just sleep with me, because I’m going to tell everyone you did.
  10. There are 216 bones in the human body… Would you like 217?
  11. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  12. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
  13. Nice legs… What time do they open?
  14. It must be raining outside… Because the heavens must be crying as they are missing an angel.

So What Do You Think?

Maybe you can twist them into something amazing and worthwhile! Or you’ll remember them when you are drunk and say them to the wrong person. Were they the lamest?  Do you have any better or even worse ones?

I would love to hear from you what the worst pick-up lines you have heard. Post a message in the comments section to let us know. If you want to give people tips, you should let us know what are the best pick-up lines you have ever used? You know, the ones that actually are almost fail safe and will get that girl or gal to ride home with you. Sometimes it is charm that works but more often it is the gift of the gab and those funny one liners people use that send an endearing message. Whatever pick-up line you choose to use, make sure you have lubricant and condoms on hand just in case it works!

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Richard runs the marketing and social profiles of adultsmart and adultsmart blog. He has been in the industry just over 10 years and enjoys his role both in an administrative capacity as well keeping abreast of issues relating to sexual health and lifestyles.

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