It is a great gay achievement to end up sleeping with a straight guy.
You see a hot straight guy, he is just your type and some sexually frustrated thoughts pour into your head!
Switch him! Turn him! Drain him! Use him!
Let him go out of the closet, like the good boy he is!
Is there a hot straight man at your gym or club that you have been keeping your eye on? Does he seem to work out around the same time that you do everyday? When you glance at him, does your heart skip a beat causing you to get all worked up? If so, you have a major man-crush on a straight guy! But what can you do about it? And how do you handle things if you sense he might be a little curious about you. Is there anyway you can make a straight man from your gym fantasy come true.
Although a person’s sexual orientation may have some biological factors that begin at birth, a person’s sexual orientation can change over time. A person’s who was previously known as heterosexual thoughts may change to:
His cute! It’ll be some fun, just a kiss and I’ll see where it will go from there!
I love my anal sex toys could I guy please me just as well?
I love being pegged but what would it feel like to be a bottom and being filled up?
What would I be, a top or a bottom?
With a man’s sexual curiosity towards gay sex spiking all he may need is a little push in the right direction and you may just be the right guy who is going to switch him, turn him, drain him and use him! Here are my top 10 pick-up lines that a gay man can use on a straight guy.
Top 10 Pick-Up Lines Gay Guys To Straight Guys
“Dump the bitch… make the switch.”
My classic line when I see a straight man enter a gay nightclub. These days there are so many ‘hetro’ men delving into the gay scene that at least 10% have got to be closets. You would be surprised how many times this line actually has worked.
“What your girl don’t know, won’t hurt her.”
When you are alone with a macho man that has a girlfriend (or wife) – this said as a joke may always become a reality.
“Don’t knock it, until you tried it.”
Great when out with the office crew and a jealous hetro cannot understand why the girls prefer our company. I prefer but never let it be said that I wont help a damsel in distress.
“You can’t tell the difference when you’re a top.”
Most hetro men fantasize about giving it up the butt of their ladies but unfortunately for them they don’t know how to approach it or their ladies just flat out say no. This may get them to question if they really want to get that anal sex action.
“No one will ever know.”
Rarely used but could be a good tool when the time is right and you are having a deep and meaningful with a straight.
“Only a man knows how to really please a man.”
We know where all the spots are and how to make same sex feel good.Ain’t it the truth too. Most sex with females is inhibited and held back. Men lust and are passionate during their lovemaking demanding what they need and want.
“Don’t you get tired of all the bullshit with straight dating?”
Gotta buy the flowers, give the compliments, pick up the bill. When we want to we just fuck!!!
“You only live once, try it at least once, if you do not like, leave it alone.”
Try to get a straight to add it to his bucket list. You never know the outcome.
“If you are really open minded, you’re willing to try anything.”
This has weight with those that say they are liberated and free thinking. How could they rule out man to man action if they have not at least tried it once.
“A mouth is a mouth… an ass is an ass.”
And with all these inhibited Prima Donna’s out there a gay man is often willing and able to supply either.
Look I am not going to say these pick up lines are going to work on all occasions but, tongue in cheek, give them a go and let me know the results! Let us know your favourite ways to pick-up straight guys by posting a message in the comment section.
Stephen is a cis-gendered gay male who spends far too much time with his two cats and eating tim tams. A self-identified sex-positive advocate he cares deeply about gender equality, disabilities, sexual education and social issues. Opinionated and bold he isn’t afraid to speak his mind and say what others won’t. With a yearning for knowledge and experience in all things relating to sex, he is a prolific writer that has developed the content for a myriad of informative Sexual Health and Wellness websites.
Stephen’s articles and writings tends to focus on social issues, sexual education, queer issues and all things fetish and absurd. He comes qualified with the completion of a double Bachelor degree in Social Sciences and literature, and a Masters in Education.