The Truth About Anal Shopping Experiences

It​ ​was​ ​7pm​ ​on​ ​a​ ​Wednesday​ ​night.​ ​As​ ​I​ ​carefully​ ​and​ ​meticulously​ ​cleaned​ ​the​ ​shining​ ​metal hook​ ​in​ ​my​ ​hands,​ ​the​ ​smell​ ​of​ ​disinfectant​ ​wild​ ​and​ ​acrid​ ​in​ ​my​ ​nostrils​ ​I​ ​gazed​ ​upon​ ​my surroundings​ ​and​ ​took​ ​in​ ​the​ ​sights​ ​and​ ​sounds.​ ​Wall​ ​after​ ​wall​ ​of​ ​beautiful​ ​multi-coloured​ ​sex toys covered​ ​the​ ​shelves,​ ​each​ ​of​ ​them​ ​silent​ ​and​ ​still,​ ​yet​ ​somehow​ ​with​ ​a​ ​life​ ​of​ ​their​ ​own.​ ​They called​ ​out​ ​from​ ​the​ ​shelves,​ ​beckoning​ ​with​ ​their​ ​textures​ ​and​ ​silhouettes,​ ​chanting​ ​into​ ​the​ ​still air.

I​ ​heard​ ​an​ ​alarm​ ​sound​ ​in​ ​the​ ​depths​ ​of​ ​the​ ​store,​ ​and​ ​it​ ​was​ ​in​ ​that​ ​moment​ ​that​ ​I’d​ ​realised​ ​a young​ ​girl​ ​stood​ ​before​ ​me,​ ​with​ ​willowy​ ​blonde​ ​hair​ ​and​ ​a​ ​curious​ ​expression.​ ​“Sorry,​ ​I​ ​didn’t see​ ​you​ ​there”,​ ​I​ ​apologised.​ ​“Would​ ​you​ ​like​ ​any​ ​help​ ​with​ ​anything​ ​today?”.​ ​She​ ​gazed​ ​up​ ​at me​ ​with​ ​intent​ ​eyes.​ ​“I​ ​would​ ​actually.​ ​You​ ​see,​ ​my​ ​boyfriend’s​ ​gone​ ​to​ ​Rome​ ​for​ ​a​ ​few​ ​weeks now​ ​and​ ​he’s​ ​returning​ ​tomorrow,​ ​and​ ​well,​ ​I’d​ ​like​ ​to​ ​surprise​ ​him.​ ​I​ ​know​ ​he​ ​loves​ ​a​ ​bit​ ​of​ ​anal play​ ​and​ ​I’d​ ​love​ ​to​ ​get​ ​him​ ​something​ ​that​ ​will​ ​stimulate​ ​his​ ​prostate…”​ ​she​ ​trailed​ ​off.

She​ ​seemed​ ​embarrassed​ ​to​ ​even​ ​say​ ​such​ ​a​ ​thing,​ ​and​ ​I​ ​assured​ ​her​ ​“There’s​ ​no​ ​judgement here,​ ​come​ ​with​ ​me​ ​and​ ​I’ll​ ​show​ ​you​ ​what​ ​we’ve​ ​got.”​ ​I​ ​guided​ ​her​ ​to​ ​our​ ​shelves​ ​of​ ​anal​ sex ​toys and​ ​asked​ ​her​ ​“Is​ ​your​ ​boyfriend​ ​experienced​ ​with​ ​anal​ ​play?”

She​ ​shook​ ​her​ ​head.​ ​“I​ ​know​ ​he’s​ ​had​ ​an​ ​ex-girlfriend​ ​who​ ​loved​ ​anal​ ​play,​ ​but​ ​whether​ ​he’s gone​ ​there,​ ​I​ ​couldn’t​ ​tell​ ​you”.​ ​I​ ​nodded​ ​and​ ​said,​ ​“If​ ​he’s​ ​inexperienced,​ ​he’ll​ ​want​ ​to​ ​start​ ​off with​ ​something​ ​small.​ ​Often​ ​times,​ ​people​ ​misjudge​ ​the​ ​size​ ​of​ ​objects​ ​they​ ​can​ ​take;​ ​and what’s​ ​the​ ​point​ ​in​ ​him​ ​having​ ​a​ sex ​toy​ ​if​ ​he​ ​can’t​ ​even​ ​insert​ ​it?”

She​ ​picked​ ​up​ ​a​ ​set​ ​of​ ​anal​ ​plugs,​ ​a​ ​set​ ​of​ ​three​ ​starting​ ​from​ ​very​ ​small,​ ​to​ ​medium​ ​to​ ​a​ ​larger size.​ ​“What​ ​do​ ​you​ ​think​ ​of​ ​this?”​ ​she​ ​asked.​ ​“It’s​ ​good”,​ ​I​ ​said.​ ​“​ ​However,​ ​wouldn’t​ ​you​ ​rather something​ ​vibrating​ ​so​ ​that​ ​it​ ​can​ ​hit​ ​his​ ​prostate​ ​just​ ​right?”

She​ ​looked​ ​at​ ​me​ ​thoughtfully​ ​and​ ​said​ ​“What’s​ ​the​ ​deal​ ​with​ ​guys​ ​and​ ​their​ ​prostates​ ​anyway?” I​ ​inhaled​ ​and​ ​pondered​ ​where​ ​to​ ​begin​ ​and​ ​how​ ​to​ ​explain​ ​the​ ​prostate.​ ​“I​ ​suppose​ ​the​ ​easiest way​ ​to​ ​explain​ ​it,​ ​is​ ​it’s​ ​the​ ​male​ ​equivalent​ ​of​ ​the​ ​female​ ​g-spot.​ ​It’s​ ​about​ ​the​ ​size​ ​of​ ​a​ ​walnut and​ ​feels​ ​rougher​ ​and​ ​firmer​ ​than​ ​the​ ​rest​ ​of​ ​the​ ​anal​ ​cavity.”

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“But​ ​why​ ​would​ ​you​ ​want​ ​to​ ​explore​ ​your​ ​prostate​ ​if​ ​your​ ​penis​ ​does​ ​a​ ​good​ ​enough​ ​job orgasming?”​,​ ​she​ ​asked.​ ​“Because,​ ​girl,​ ​the​ ​penis​ ​is​ ​limiting.​ ​Why​ ​have​ ​one​ ​type​ ​of​ ​orgasm​ ​for the​ ​rest​ ​of​ ​your​ ​life,​ ​enduring​ ​the​ ​same​ ​feeling​ ​over​ ​and​ ​over​ ​when​ ​you​ ​can​ ​expand​ ​your capacity​ ​for​ ​pleasure?​ ​Women​ ​are​ ​killing​ ​the​ ​orgasm​ ​game,​ ​by​ ​the​ ​way.​ ​I’ve​ ​heard​ ​you​ ​can have​ ​three​ ​types​ ​of​ ​orgasms”.​ ​She​ ​laughed​ ​and​ ​said​ ​“I​ ​think​ ​it’s​ ​more​ ​like​ ​11.”

​I​ ​stared​ ​at​ ​her​ ​in​ ​disbelief​ ​and​ ​shook​ ​my​ ​head,​ ​not​ ​yet​ ​ready​ ​to​ ​deal​ ​with​ ​the​ ​injustice​ ​that​ ​had just​ ​been​ ​revealed​ ​to​ ​me.​ ​“Just​ ​to​ ​let​ ​you​ ​know​ ​how​ ​it​ ​feels,​ ​it’s​ ​basically​ ​like​ ​a​ ​new​ ​type​ ​of pressure.​ ​Like​ ​that​ ​post​ ​orgasmic​ ​feeling,​ ​but​ ​deep​ ​in​ ​your​ ​pelvis.​ ​And​ ​once​ ​the​ ​orgasm​ ​does hit,​ ​it​ ​feels​ ​like​ ​a​ ​stream​ ​of​ ​cum​ ​and​ ​a​ ​continuous​ ​orgasm​ ​instead​ ​of​ ​a​ ​pulsing​ ​one.​ ​You​ ​could probably​ ​give​ ​your​ ​boyfriend​ ​head​ ​while​ ​this​ ​happens​ ​and​ ​he​ ​would​ ​love​ ​it.”

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“I​ ​want​ ​one​ ​for​ ​myself​ ​now.”​ ​she​ ​muttered.​ ​We​ ​laughed​ ​and​ ​that’s​ ​when​ ​we​ ​spotted​ ​Sir Richard’s​ ​Prostate​ ​Massager.​ ​It​ ​was​ ​a​ ​smooth,​ ​decadent​ ​black​ ​box​ ​spurring​ ​intrigue​ ​and mystery​ ​for​ ​both​ ​of​ ​us.​ ​We​ ​simultaneously​ ​reached​ ​for​ ​the​ ​packaging​ ​and​ ​knew​ ​then​ ​that​ ​we had​ ​to​ ​discover​ ​the​ ​contents​ ​of​ ​the​ ​box.​ ​It​ ​was​ ​better​ ​than​ ​we​ ​could’ve​ ​imagined;​ ​the​ sex ​toy contained​ ​two​ ​motors.​ ​One​ ​on​ ​the​ ​base​ ​meaning​ ​perineal​ ​stimulation​ ​and​ ​one​ ​at​ ​the​ ​top,​ ​to stimulate​ ​the​ ​prostate.

“The​ ​shape​ ​is​ ​so​ ​sleek​ ​and​ ​smooth,”​ ​she​ ​commented.​ ​I​ ​nodded​ ​and​ ​said​ ​“And​ ​the​ ​shape​ ​is perfect​ ​for​ ​stimulation.​ ​Do​ ​you​ ​see​ ​these​ ​two​ ​grooves?​ ​At​ ​the​ ​narrowest​ ​point​ ​of​ ​the​ ​grooves, your​ ​asshole​ ​will​ ​clench,​ ​letting​ ​you​ ​know​ ​how​ ​far​ ​in​ ​the​ ​sex toy​ ​has​ ​gone.​ ​And​ ​it​ ​has​ ​the​ ​added bonus​ ​of​ ​rubbing​ ​against​ ​your​ ​prostate​ ​perfectly.”

“And​ ​so​ ​it’s​ ​just​ ​the​ ​prostate​ ​and​ ​the​ ​perineum​ ​that​ ​provides​ ​pleasure?”​ ​she​ ​asked.

“As​ ​a​ ​gay​ ​man,​ ​I​ ​enjoy​ ​the​ ​sensation​ ​of​ ​feeling​ ​full​ ​from​ ​anal,​ ​if​ ​that​ ​makes​ ​sense.​ ​I’m​ ​not​ ​sure​ ​if this​ ​would​ ​apply​ ​to​ ​your​ ​boyfriend.​ ​But,​ ​the​ ​erogenous​ ​zones​ ​are​ ​generally​ ​the​ ​anus​ ​ring,​ ​the perineum​ ​and​ ​the​ ​prostate.”

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I​ ​showed​ ​her​ ​how​ ​to​ ​turn​ ​on​ ​the​ ​sex toy,​ ​properly​ ​clean​ ​it​ ​and​ ​helped​ ​her​ ​choose​ ​a​ ​water-based​ ​lube to​ ​use​ ​with​ ​the​ ​sex toy.​ ​She​ ​thanked​ ​me​ ​profusely​ ​and​ ​promised​ ​to​ ​return​ ​on​ ​her​ ​next​ ​sexual adventure,​ ​seeking​ ​new​ ​ways​ ​to​ ​push​ ​boundaries​ ​and​ ​diversify​ ​pleasure.​ ​As​ ​she​ ​left​ ​the​ ​store, sex toy​ ​in​ ​tow​ ​and​ ​a​ ​wide​ ​smile​ ​on​ ​her​ ​face,​ ​I​ ​couldn’t​ ​help​ ​but​ ​feel​ ​envious​ ​of​ ​her​ ​boyfriend​ ​and​ ​the world​ ​of​ ​pleasure​ ​he​ ​was​ ​about​ ​to​ ​find​ ​himself​ ​in.

Author: Andre is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle CentresSave

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