The Mystery Behind The Time Of The Month

Ladies this one is for you, we all know and sometimes love or sometimes hate when “that” time of the month comes around, am I right? You love her when she visits to tell you that the condom actually worked the other week or things up there are actually working to plan but it’s always those moments when you seriously don’t want her around like for that holiday you booked, for some down time with that someone special and she decides she just wants to be that annoying friend that wants to be so bloody nosy and pop by whenever they please.

Then when she does come around your hormones and thoughts are so pipped up and confused as hell! Firstly you want chocolate, then you want sex, then you are extremely sad about every damn thing in the world, then you want sex, then you want to kill someone, and then you’re hungry, and finally you start crying at every possible thing that might go wrong even the thought of not having sex, but who would want to do that? Ewww… it’s gross and red and yeah I won’t go on but you get my point, right? Well do I have the solution for you? Of course I do, I obviously wouldn’t be writing for the sake of it ha-ha, please open your mind as, I am introducing the one and only “SOFT TAMPON”!

Soft Tampon Box by Joydivion
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About Soft Tampons

This bad boy isn’t like any regular tampon or pad you’ve ever used before, don’t get me wrong this isn’t for everyone but I always try to keep an open mind and try new things which brings me to the soft tampon, they are ideal for those special moments in life when she comes to visit but you need to act all cool and pretend she never did. It’s extremely convenient to use, thanks to the handy pull tab, you only need one finger to insert and remove him! They are made environmentally friendly, non-toxic sponge material and contains no chemicals whatsoever which will eliminate the possibility of internal irritation, they are soft (obviously, the name gives that part away), comfortable and pleasant to wear.

Soft tampons are the only tampons that give you the opportunity to still have sexual intercourse on your period with no mess, the best part is this little sponge can even hold your heavy flow.

5 Special Aspects About The Soft Tampon

  • You can go swimming.
  • Play all kinds of sports.
  • Go into a sauna.
  • You can sleep up to 8 hours with him in with no mess or fuss.
  • One size fits all.

So, next time you beg for Mother Nature to just send you a text saying

‘Whaddup Girl? You ain’t pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to ya next month!’

but truly you know that’s not happening anytime soon but you still want to feel comfortable, relaxed and if you have that opportunity to get your freak on. Grab a Soft Tampon you won’t have to worry about a thing and trust me he’ll never even notice it’s there.

If you would like to find out more information, read this article on how to relieve sexual tension on your period.

Author: Demi is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle CentresSave








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