I mean this quite literally. Having received the Autoblow 2+ for review it was quite exciting to give it a bit of a test run. I had heard about this much publicized crowd funded sex toy for men, the machine that sucks, that has been touted as the world’s first robotic blow job machine.
Featured in that much media it is scary.
Indeigogo, Men’s Health, Buzz Feed, Playboy, VICE, Yahoo, Business Insider, Bravo and any and every YouTube channel out there.
Crowd source funded and the idea of lawyer Brian Sloan who, using the Jetsons robot Rosie as inspiration, wanted to create a robotic male sex toy that would offer realistic sexual sensations.
Autoblow 2+ – The Machine that Sucks
There have been many positive reviews written for the Autoblow 2. But the new version, the 2+ internals are 33% tighter than its predecessor and has an over 30% increased stroking range. 2+ motor has also been upgraded to be more powerful and is made with an all metal industrial strength motor.
It is claimed to be more powerful. Knowing that it is designed by a man gives comfort that a man knows what a man wants in a stroker.
What is better than having a machine that can suck the fuck out of his cock day or night and give him a realistic blow job experience?
Once fitted to the penis it is supposed give 100% hands-free enjoyment with cyber-skin like sleeves to slip in.
Features of the Autoblow 2+
Three sleeve sizes and the Autoblow 2+ comes with size B which is for a penis size of 4-5.5” of girth.
Its stroker and sleeves are designed to accommodate all penis size lengths. It is powered directly to a power point, does not use batteries and the industrial strength motor is rated to perform for over 500 hours of use.
That is a hell of a lot of head-jobs.
It’s box it came in was very nice and sturdy and it literally had all the information that would be required to operate it. I opened the box and checked out the sex toy.
It was robust and I then attached the power cord to the machine, plugged it into the power point and switched it on.
WOW! This thing was loud.
If anyone was in the next room – even in the house they would think that a power tool was being used. This is a sex toy that you could not fit in a sneaky one during the night. As you will have people pounding on your walls asking you to turn it down.
What The World’s First Robotic Blow Job Machine Feels Like
So bearing in mind the LOUDNESS it had me guessing how this thing must feel as surely it would be powerful along with being ear deafening.
I lubed the machine up (and me) and I got myself into a state of excitement and inserted my dick. The feeling was awesome, it was tight, it stroked, I kept an erection but I couldn’t cum because of how loud this thing was.
Kept thinking someone is going to come home and I am going to be caught with my dick in a robots mouth.
Gave up after a while and made a mental note to try it again
When I was sure that no-one was going to come home and catch me with my dick in the honey jar.
An opportunity came about a fortnight later that everyone in the household was out for the entire evening. So I had quite a few hours where I did not have to worry about noise or unforeseen surprises.
I warmed up with a couple of glasses of wine. Had a bit of a surf on adult cam websites like Chaturbate, RedTube and Livejasmine getting pretty steamed up.
Time to give the Autoblow 2+ a go.
Lubed it up, turned it on and this time did not have a care in the world that the windows were rattling because of the decibels being emitted.
Guys, it truly felt awesome and gave a sucking sensation as well as being stroked.
Unlike a regular head job I could shove my cock fully into it without being told it was too deep or feeling a gag reflex. It does not compare with hand masturbation. I lasted maybe 12 minutes before my cock began ejaculating like crazy.
Autoblow 2+ kept me cumming with those rollers wave after wave
To be quite honest it probably would rate as one of the best head job experiences of my life. Cleaning up the mess afterwards was a breeze. I simply removed the sleeve that is very pliable, washed up with some soapy warm water and then rinsed it off leaving it to towel dry.
All in all the experience was more than pleasurable.
If you live alone it is the perfect mens sex toy for you. But if you do not, the times that you can use it will be limited. So I give it a 5 out of 5 for experience. But for me it is not a sex toy that I can enjoy often so will dampen that rating somewhat.
A Sex Machine Gun With A Kick!!
An exciting contraption arrived at Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres the other day and I just had to review it. It’s a sex machine!Not the James Brown type…but a real machine that you can have sex with!
I did actually know such things existed because I watched a cool documentary about the company Kink.com. who have been instrumental in making a whole genre of films dedicated just to the best sex machines. Sex Machines they used were far more industrial, but the idea is the same.
The machine I am going to look at is called “The Machine Gun”. A sex machine, also known as a fucking machine, is basically a more sophisticated version of a vibrator. It literally has sex with you.
You don’t have to do a thing except turn it on. ….I’m talking about the switch, … don’t worry, you don’t have to go down on it for 3 hours.
A World of Sex Machines
It is a power tool in much the same way as a saw or drill are.
I am wincing even typing that) in fact there are such things in the world of Sex Machines: ‘drilldos” that rotate, and ‘fucksaws” that have a sawing action, which is, I guess what ‘The Sex Machine Gun does.’
You can add your own attachments to the Sex Machine Gun thruster depending on what you want. There is as masturbator attachment for guys and any kind of dildo for any other gender. I researched to see if I could find people’s personal accounts of having used one.
This proved more difficult than I anticipated. The Sex Machine Gun is certainly a conversation starter in the store though, that’s for sure. I can easily see how it would feel and be as a girl but I would love to speak to a guy who had used
Machine Gun with the silicone masturbater cup that ours has come with, to find out if it really works. In theory, it’s so much better than any of the automated masturbator machines I have come across so far.
History of the Sex Machine
I just wanted to say a little about the history of the sex machine for those that don’t know, as I found it all very interesting. The vibrator apparently came about as an invention for curing the mythical disease of “hysteria ” which was prevalent in Victorian women.
Doctors would cure husband-less wives of ‘Hysteria” by masturbating them to orgasm. It calmed them down apparently (the women, not the Doctors!) But their poor hands got tired so quickly, what with all the vigorous rubbing required and there was a desperate need for what became the first sex machine.
They were even sold as health devices in department store catalogues at the turn of the 20th Century. Sorry but I just had to include this terrifying model of one of the earliest medical sex machines. Its powered by steam and it was built in 1867. ‘Yikes’! is all I have to say about that.
Mind you some BDSM aficionados will be wishing they could get their hands on one just like it.
Sex Machine Gun is far less intimidating and very easy to use.
You simply connect the controller dial to the power pack and adapter plug, then push whatever attachment you want onto the sex machine until it clicks into place.
You are now ready to adjust the machine to the angle you require. It goes to 90% which means you can have sex with it standing up. The machine is not heavy so obviously, stability is something important to look at.
There are four suction cups, to allow you to secure the machine to the floor. I had it on a glass counter and almost needed a knife to prize it off. You couldn’t use it on a carpet though, I should imagine it would scoot across the room because once it starts thrusting it really goes hard.
It has a handheld controller on a lead which has an incremental speed dial. (that’s for thrust intensity, not dialling your mum).
Cons of Sex Machine Gun
A couple of things I wasn’t too keen on the Sex Machine Gun was the adaptor as it comes in doesn’t stay in the socket and the lead for the controller is a bit short.
It’s perfect for solo use, but for use with a partner, I would prefer there was more length for the person in control to sit back and watch. I imagine this is purchased a lot by people into BDSM so that might be an issue.
I totally get why people are so into Sex Machine Gun, there is something space age and fantastical about the whole idea. Its like cybersex and the stuff of futuristic comic books.
It’ would also be great for people who just have an unsatisfied high sex drive, or if you are elderly or disabled. I even read that sex therapist prescribe them for sex addiction too.
Mark my words, there will be more and more sophisticated versions of these. Even now there is such a thing as “Teledildonics” which combine the use of various sex machines and a web interface that’s used remotely by a partner.
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