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The Easiest Way To Train Your Octopus

All of our sexual play is born from fantasy, these fantasies can vary greatly from person to person. Each taking their imagination to one’s own pleasure limits. When it comes to toys the market is full of companies competing for bigger grander toys and of course the shock factor. Tentacle porn is very popular. Want to train your octopus with Bad Dragon lube? What these companies share in common is their products resemblance to an anatomical human penis.

But for some, the fantasy goes beyond the size. They dream beyond the natural world, they escape to a place of wonder. A place only found only found in the pages of your favourite Science Fiction novel or James Cameron Film.

Bad Dragon’s Cum Lubes

If I am going to tell you about my first experience into the “Fantastical” realm of Bad Dragon toys I’m going to have to start with their lubes! Along with my selected toy, I got both of Bad Dragon’s “Cum lube” in Clear and… Cum. Cum Lube?

I bet your questioning?

No need to question, this product is EXACTLY as it sounds. The contents of these bottles (I had to try both) were the stickiest, stringiest substances I’ve ever used in the bedroom. It was like mashing up marshmallows between your fingers until its creamy and stringy, only these lubes led to much more fun activities. I strongly recommend using this lube in easy to clean areas, it’s messy!

Don’t get me wrong, this was not a bad thing.

The way this lube feels the consistency is like magic. Virtually these two lubes are the same. These lubes are safe to use with sex toys as they are water-based and is meant to resemble Cum. As I said earlier, one is clear the other is a cloudy white, much like cum. I did personally enjoy the Cum one better. For no other reason then you could visually see it better. Trust that the interactions you have with this lube are entertaining in themselves. You will not be disappointed with this lube, Bad Dragon tugged out a winner with this stuff.

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Image: Cum Lube In Clear And Cum Lube

Ika The Tentacle Dildo

Now that I have told you little about the lube from Bad Dragon, now comes time to delve into my foray into the fantasy pleasure zone. When choosing a toy from Bad Dragon the options…the options…the options.

For every Style design, and believe you me, they have designs to blow your mind. Each toy comes in a plethora of colours and swirls combinations for you to choose from. On top of colour choice, Bad Dragon toys come in variable firmness options depending on your preference. They offer a size range as well, Bad Dragon has all the bases covered here!

Ika The Tentacle Dildo
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I ended up taking IKA (a Tentacle arm like dildo) home with me in the small size and in a soft firmness. Was new to this realm and wanted my introduction to be as comfortable as possible. I myself as open as I think of myself was more than a little apprehensive about using a dildo shaped like a tentacle.

Just hadn’t considered it I guess… Perhaps because for so long quality products in this genre didn’t exist, so I never looked. I certainly wasn’t going to find a tentacle to have sex with in the real world. So I didn’t see a need to find one I could use alone. Very glad Bad Dragon has shown me why I would want to find a toy like this.

Train Your Octopus

To say this toy is unique beyond anything I’ve used before is too obvious of a statement, I mean… its a TENTACLE! The textures, the ridges from the suction cup design along the tentacle arm are tantalising! The design is so good that all the textures don’t get in the way of an easy entry with this toy. I am still blown away at how fun this toy was to use.

Will say, and I’m surprising myself again when I say this, I do wish I had gone with a slightly larger size toy with a Medium firmness. Think this would have added to my pleasure experience in just the right ways. I might even have to go back and get another. Both the TAKO and the ELDEN have caught my eye… and I’m pretty eager to see what else Bad Dragon has in store!

Foaming Toy Cleaner

The last but certainly not least part of my Fantasy adventure with Bad Dragon is their Foaming Toy Cleaner. Bad Dragons toy cleaner might be made from Dragons Tears? When they say a little goes a long way, they weren’t kidding. When I am playing with toys anally I personally like to use a little bit of an anal comfort serum initially.

With doing this I do notice it leave a film on toys that can be a little harder to remove. Nothing a little extra rubbing doesn’t fix. But with Bad Dragons Foaming Toy Cleaner, one small pump a rub down of the toy and it was like the film from the serum never existed. Impressed, to say the least.

Toy Cleaner by Bad Dragom
Image: Foaming Toy Cleaner

Bad Dragon has certainly made a believer out of me. Like all other science fiction fanatics, I am very excited for what else I can get my hands on from their amazing creators.

Author: Patrick Kriz- BA, Psych (HON)- Human SexualitySave

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