HORROR Sex Stories!

It appears you guys enjoyed the Horror Sex Toy Stories a lot so here are some sex stories that you may also enjoy.  Have you ever been caught out or put yourself in a position that was uncomfortable, to say the least, whilst having or about to have sex. Yes, we all have experienced them and here are a few kinky ones to enjoy.

WANNA RIDE?

The drinks were flowing and the bullshit was working one night at the Cheers Bar on George St, Sydney.  An ebony princess and I were feeling an intimate connection and it was not long before she excused herself from her friends and we connected with a view of partying together.  Walking together back to my apartment we ventured down a deserted alley.  Her toned and muscular legs were accentuated by the short black skirt she wore.

Sitting proudly in the alley was a shiny new motorbike with soft leather seats and mirror finish handlebars.  The bike looked so sexy and so did she as I pushed her backwards onto the seat, and our lips engaged in sensual kissing.  The moment was too much for both of us as she spread her legs, I ripped off her panties as she fumbled with my fly – I was thankful I had decided to free ball it that night.

As she lay further back I entered her and we began to have passionate sex.  This was an awesome bit of exhibitionism and I could see that she was getting turned on by it as well.  Needless to say, we switched positions on this bike, backwards, forwards, sideways and because of the drinks and the situations this was no two-minute wonder job, we were at it for more than 20 minutes, sweating and panting like wild animals, until finally, I came.

We both got off the bike and started to try to make ourselves respectable – when I noticed that there was a car directly behind the bike with two male occupants in it.  The passenger then got out of the car – he was big and full of tatts, telling me that the bike was his and he had only purchased it a few days ago.  That initially he was going to stop us but that once we got the show going he was more than happy to watch it till the end, that he could think of no better way to christen his new motor-bike.

After shaking my hand, I left with my ebony princess, both of us slightly embarrassed but also giggling like kids at what had just occurred as we continued on to my apartment.

PUT YOUR SEAT BELT ON SIR?

Another time I was flying overseas and asked a girl I was seeing if she wanted to travel with me.  It was a ten-day business trip and figured I could use the company so arranged to meet her at the airport.  The only stipulation of the trip I told her was that she had to wear a short skirt with no underwear on.  (Sure any male customs officers would enjoy that).

Me being quite a tall man I had no interest in joining the ‘mile high club’ by firstly trying to get two people to fit into a closet-sized toilet and second on most flights the toilets are disgusting.  I have never been able to understand why people would want to have sex in a stinky toilet on a plane.

So we boarded our plane and took off on our 11-hour flight.  We had managed to get the window to aisle seats with a spare one imbetween – so a row of three seats to ourselves.  This was a real bonus so was rewarded with both a bit of voyeurism as she lay with her head on a pillow against the aisle arm-rest with a blanket over her skirt laying across with me sitting in the window seat.  Lifting the blanket gave me a private show – and can I say it was pretty decent.

After a while, it was pretty difficult for me not ‘to help’ masturbating this stunning woman to climax – so being the gentleman I was, did so.  However, this caused a bit of a problem for me as I was now extremely horny with a steel pipe in my pants that needed relief.  So we managed to manoeuvre ourselves so that my back was against the rear of the three chairs and she lay in front of me so in effect I was spooning her.

The blanket was covering her skirt area and my jeans as I unzipped my fly and entered her.  Obviously, we could not get into the throes of passion with passengers sitting across the aisle on the right but the effect of being deep inside her – with the planes motions was sufficient to keep us both suitably aroused to keep going.  The turbulence motions intensified, and the effect was quite stunning until you guessed it -‘ding’ as the announcement came over, “Everybody to your seats and put your seat belts on.  We are going to experience extreme turbulence”.

As I managed to exit her with my rod still not spent the stewardess came to me, standing over me and in a stern voice said, ‘Sir, the seat belt light is on.  Please put your seat belt on.”

Without knowing what to do or say I simply said, ‘Sure can you please give us a bit of privacy for a minute or so and we will put our seat belts on.”

She looked bewildered and then the light came on as she realised what had been going on, shook her head and walked to the galley.

Strangely after the turbulence was over she came to us many times offering us drinks, being super friendly.  I think it may have bemused her and that was how I joined the mile high club…

 

HORROR Sex Toy Stories!

These days almost everyone above the age of 18 years either owns, has played with or had someone play with themselves with a sex toy.  Adult toys have become so much a part of individual and couples intimate play and are available easily online or at your local adult store.  Billions of people across the world have experience joyful bliss with the use of these sex aids…

But what about when it all goes wrong?

FLANGE-LESS BUTT PLUGS

Both men and women alike love butt toys.  The puckering sphincter is hungry for something to tease and tantalize those delicious nerve endings.  However butt plugs generally are a missile shape with a flanged ending.  The flanged ending is important as it ensures that this amazing sex toy will not be swallowed up into your rectum.

Many novices and even experienced sex toy users have played with that erogenous zone with a bullet or small vibe which is all well and good.  However, caution should be exercised.  So what happens if my butt devours it?

There are really only two options.  The first is to leave it there until you have your next bowel movement.  This can be annoying especially if you have some long-life batteries and your little pocket rocket vibrates through the night.  Some laxatives may help the process along the way.

The second is an embarrassing go to the local ER.  These doctors have seen all kinds of things shoved up that exit hole from gerbils to mobile phones.  So as embarrassing as this may seem, those Emergency doctors have seen it all and sometimes more.

WHAT IS THIS?

Sometimes after the heat of passion, cleaning up is the furthest thing from the mind of a couple.  Sex toy and lube left by the bedside or next to the lounge to be discovered by innocent eyes and hands with the question ‘What is this’?

It happened to me recently when my 9-year-old came up to me and said ‘I found this next to the couch.  What is it daddy?’  as he handed me a clit massager.  As I quickly took it from him and said, ‘Not sure mate that’s mummies’ and hastily handed it to his mother.

But what happens when an innocent grabs it and takes it to show and tell at school or delivers it in front of you with a roomful of guests.  When they discover that it vibrates and when put on the table will spin and wiggle, becoming their ‘new favourite toy’?

HAVE YOU ANYTHING IN YOUR BAG MAA’M?

Ahhh, our friendly customs.  There are many times that a vibrator without travel lock has begun to vibrate when going through customs causing a reaction that the owner certainly does not desire.    Or going through a bag produces a 12-inch realistic dong.  But what about when the find is broadcast in front of customs as well as passengers.

Many years ago when in LA my ex-wife bought a case (12) of anal eaze bottles.  We had been experimenting with anal sex and there was not much available in Australia at that time for desensitizing the sphincter.  So being who she was rather than buying one bottle had to buy a case which was put in our luggage.  At that time customs x-rayed your bags – with you in attendance before it was allowed to enter onto the baggage carousel.

The moment I dreaded came as her bag came to the x-ray machine and stopped.  The one customs officer that was checking it turned into 2, then 3 then half a dozen as they asked, ‘Who does this bag belong to?” To which my then-wife replied, ‘Mine.’  By this stage the bag had been singled out, the box opened, all the officers were giggling and the first bottle lifted out.  As the customs officer showed this to my wife with the 40+ passengers behind us all having clear view he asked, ‘What is this maa’m?’  She replied without hesitation, ‘What does it look like – have you seen the size of him? ‘ (pointing at me).  If I had a hole to crawl into I would have and all eyes were on me as the offices said, ‘No problems maa’m’,  and packed the anal eaze back into her bag for our return trip to Sydney.

PLEASE KNOCK ON THE DOOR

If you have children of any age, or you are a teenager with over anxious parents you know that there is no privacy. It does not matter if you are on the toilet or in your bedroom someone can walk in on you at any times.  Especially when there is a ‘we don’t have locked doors in this house’ rule.

So whether you are a male wanting to experience a bit of added sensation with a male masturbator,  a woman wanting a bit of relief with her vibrator or a couple adding a sex toy to their bedroom action it is good to have the ‘Please knock on the door if it is closed’ rule.  However, how many of us have been caught out mid-action?  And it is funny how those easy to use controls become oh so hard to handle when trying to switch off your sex toy.  Anyone above the age of 12 or 13 will know what that buzzing sound is?

Hope you enjoyed some of these horror sex stories.  There are so many more.