A Very Kinky Christmas

Naughty Santa

So you want to give the gift of kink this Christmas, but have no clue where to start? Well lucky you, you’re in exactly the right place to find out! We can start basic and work our way up, whether you’re an amateur or a real A list Dom we’ll have something for everyone.

First things first, are we talking just adding a bit of spice via sex toys to have orgasms? If so, here are a few for all my people out there looking;

You can start with the basics, even just a bullet vibrator to help rest some wrists and fingers (even they deserve a few public holidays off). For this I’ve got two obvious choices:

Maia Jessi
This bad boy is one of the strongest bullets you’ll get that won’t break the bank, this one comes with 10 functions, 3 speeds (which will rock your world) and 7 pulse settings, fully waterproof, rechargeable, and comes with a 1 year warranty? This gets a big yes from me, as I tell all my customers this guy was my best friend for 2 years, and fixed my life after a breakup, before I delved further into the toy life.

Lovense Ambi

Now we’re getting a little further up the chain with this guy, but as we all know Lovense is my one true love of the sex toy word. Ambi is shaped like a T, with a little handle for you to hold (good bye numb fingers and hand cramps), one end of the top is the standard bullet shaped while the other sports a pointed tip for pin point vibrations and leg shaking orgasms. As with all Lovense toys Ambi here connects to an app on your phone, so whether you’re spending Christmas with your person or not, the connection will still be there and you can have your very own version of holiday sex thanks to the internet!

Now we’ve got the option of toys that you can use together.

We-Vibe’s Chorus

This toy is a crowd favourite, with it’s bendable shape making it perfectly fit to the contours of your body, it’s ability to be used during sex and on it’s own get it’s very far. My favourite part is how versatile it is though, if you’re not a fan of using it during sex that’s totally normal, you can wrap it in your hand for handjobs, it can be placed under the chin to turn your tongue into a vibrator, and of course you can use it as (what I like to call) Sexy Clicker Training, where one party wears the Chorus internally while they give the other head. The  one receiving the head controls the squeeze remote and squeezes when they get a sensation they like!

 

Okay that’s enough toys… For now. Onto the little things.
You want to try a little more, you’re thinking fluffy cuffs. I think otherwise.

 

Scandal

I’ve done a whole blog about this so I’ll keep it brief, but the intricate red design contrasted on the black is amazing, the softness of the inside of their cuffs, collars, everything. I’m really anal (pun intended) about all my things matching to a degree and the fact that their whole range sports the same patterns and colours just itches my brain in the right way.

 

Blindfolds
This is a good and pretty inexpensive way to spice things up, taking vision away from someone is an awesome form of sensory play, I’m sure we’re all aware that taking a sense away heightens the others, blindfolding during sex is no different. Taking sight away means running a feather across the body is going to feel 10x more exciting.

Massage Oils
I don’t need to say much on this, who doesn’t love a massage? Buying any of the oils in the Wildfire range will get you ready to go, they’re not overpowering but they still smell great and include aphrodisiacs, need I say more?

Bed Restraints
What could possible be better than having your partner tied to the beg and waiting. It’s so sexy when they’re not able to use their hands and can only use their words. By the way, it’s a good idea to have a safe word for this, I know it’s nothing too crazy but when trying out new things you never know what that person is going to feel.

Ball gags
You can get breathable ones for the beginners, you can get elastic straps, buckles, chewable silicone balls, hard plastics, everything to suit everyone, they’re a fun little step into bondage.

Paddles
These are a good replacement for your hand, regular round paddles are fun for an even dispersion of the hit, spit tip crops are awesome for getting the perfect smacking sound, and then regular floggers are super good for getting a lot of little hits in one go.

 

There’s more but we’d be here forever, whatever it is you get your people for Christmas I’m sure they’d love it, and coming in to see your friendly experts at Oh Zone will guarantee a Very Kinky Christmas.

OnlyFans GigiRose Favorite Bondage Brands

Scandal Bondage

I love being tied up and spanked as much as the next person, however through this adventure of finding my love for all things bondage I’ve struggled to find things that are both durable and sturdy, yet dainty and pretty.

I’m personally a 4’11 woman, so heavy duty thick collars and cuffs just don’t work for me, while they might be strong they usually overtake my body parts leaving me with no wrists and worse – no neck! Which might work for some people but I love to still look and feel sexy while being dominated. This has taken so long to find, usually if things are dainty and pretty they’re not heavy duty and vice versa. The few times you find something dainty but strong it’s probably pink… One of my least favourite colours, which has made my love for bondage hard!

That was until I found this brand:

Scandal is stunning, it uses absolutely beautiful materials while still having that durability you need to get hard and rough. All products are made with the same beautiful red and black designer fabric on the outside, while the inside is this soft and plushie material. You can still feel sexy and luxurious while getting your BDSM fill however you like.

 

Now onto the best part, MY FAVOURITES! We’re going to go from least favourite to #1 favourite, but remember, even my least favourites are the best thing I’ve ever tried!

 

Scandal Bondage Bar

I’ll be honest, this one would be higher on my list because it is beautifully made… But the positions you need to be in for this one just DO NOT work with my body. It doesn’t make me feel sexy, unless the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is your type, in which case I am the sexiest woman you’ll ever meet bent over in this bad boy. It puts you in the ultimate position as a sub, with all your most sensitive spots on display.

The bar has Velcro cuffs meaning they’re fully adjustable and will fit almost any set of wrists and ankles you put in them, and the bar itself is fully collapsible. This means it’s easy to hide and even easier to travel with!

Scandal BDSM Rope

This rope is beautifully made, using cotton and polyester, it has the most beautiful shine when used for photos but is made strong so you can use it to tie up your submissive or be tied by your dom and the rope won’t be stretching out under pressure. Now I don’t know many people with weird allergies like myself, but I’m allergic to nickel and surprisingly enough the more you look into it the more sex toys have this included in them! However, the caps on this rope have no traces of that in them, which makes my life MUCH better!

 

Scandal Breathable Ballgag to Cuffs

This… This is an absolute work of art, the only reason these aren’t higher is because I haven’t gotten to use them with someone yet and putting them on yourself and taking photos of it for Onlyfans is a nightmare, I imagine they’re much easier to use when put on by someone else. Anyway the stunning design on these matches with everything else in the collection and has the plush material on the inside too so no matter how much you struggle against them in your fits of pleasure they won’t hurt (I know this is a downer for some, but for others like me it’s a plus!). These are also Velcro so fully adjustable in all areas, the back strap is able to be tightened or loosened as necessary. Fun fact you can also remove the cuffs to be used on their own or will or items (possibly the Scandal Spreader Bar 😉).

 

Scandal Paddle

A simple paddle, you can’t go wrong with this purchase honestly. With it’s stunning designer fabric and the fluffly soft material you get a solid thud, and a mark but still have comfort if you’re not trying to go too crazy or you’re just dipping your toe in for the night. I’m not sure how you could mess up the design of a paddle but Scandal has absolutely knocked it out of the park. I am in love!

 

 

Scandal Collar with Leash

Now this, ladies, gentleman, and my non-binary friends, this is my all time favourite. The struggles of being small and wanting my own collar and leash has been rough. Every time I’ve found something I’ve liked it’s been thick and bulky, or just too large for my neck, or pink. This collar is perfectly sized so it doesn’t take over my whole neck while still being a strong and sturdy collar. The leash it comes with is made of beautiful black chain and the handle for it matches the collar and the rest of the collection. It’s the dream collar I’ve always yearned for.

 

So with this I say, if you want a collection that matches, love black and red, love your bondage but want your gear to be beautiful and comfortable in all the right ways do yourself a favour and stock up on Scandal, it truly is a brilliant addition to any kit!

 

Pick these up at your local friendly Oh Zone Adult Stores.