Condoms for all – Care and storage

condom storage

It is a big and equal responsibility for each of us to do our bit for safe sex these days. Condoms are an easy and relatively safe option for safe sexual practices in this day and age and have been for quite some time.

If using a condom to absolute perfection, a condom can be 98% accurate in protecting against pregnancy and STIs. That’s if you use them to absolute perfection. Catering for human error lets say the margin is more likely 85%. To achieve absolute perfection you need to do the following;

  • Put the condom on the right way (and if you put it on the wrong way – throw it out and start again)

  • Put the condom on before any foreplay

  • If using extra lubricant don’t use any oil based lubricants as it may cause the condoms to break.

  • Pinch the tip before rolling down the shaft

  • Roll all the way to the base

  • Wait until you have removed the shaft from the body to roll the condom carefully off the penis, keeping the semen inside.

  • If possible, tie the condom before throwing it away.


As stated above, everyone can carry condoms, in fact it is highly recommended. The best prevention is preparation and you should never expect a date to be packing; bring your own. This is also good advice in case you have any sensitivities or preferences in condoms.


But where to keep them?


Most of us immediately think of the movies, or the books or even our own experiences of having a trusty condom stashed in a pocket of our wallet for emergencies or on the go – This is in fact a grave error.


Condoms should be kept out in cool dry areas and there is nothing cool about the pockets where wallets are kept. Pockets of clothes, right next to the body conduct a lot of heat, add a mobile to the mix and we are cooking. This heat damages the structural integrity of a condom which in itself will leave it vulnerable to breaking.


What else is dangerous about wallets and pockets? Keys, sharp things, pens anything and everything that could poke, prod and dent into your wallet and therefore your condom. Seems like a pretty big risk to put on accidentally leaving a potential hole in a condom that you might be using.


Also when was the last time you checked the condom in your wallet? One of the biggest oversights with condoms is that they expire. They do last a long time, but you still need to check the use by date. That use by date is also greatly affected by where they are kept, are they kept in the sun? Somewhere hot? Dry? Always check your dates periodically to ensure that you are getting the best use out of your condoms and staying the safest you can be. If you’ve moved house several times and they aren’t stored correctly you might want to rethink that emergency few that you own


So where can you keep them?


Glasses Case:

A great alternative to your wallet, throw them in your car, your bag, whether it be your reading, your sunglasses any old case will do.


A cigarette case:

Go into a smokemart and buy a steel case for cigarettes. This will perfectly hold a couple of condoms, perfect for those emergencies, they’re sleek and slim, so they will fit into your pants or your clutch while keeping those little shields cool enough and making sure that they don’t get poked or damaged en route to wherever the night leads you.


A deck of cards:

A particular favourite of mine. Super elusive, ever seen a friend with a deck of cards in their bag that says they play solitaire by themselves or they’re missing a few cards or say they can’t really play group games in their work bag or uni bag? Chances are they may have removed some of the deck so that they can fit a few condoms in their well concealed deck of many things. Under stated and very clever.



Not necessarily the classiest but sometimes the most practical. Tupperware and small plastic containers can be beautiful and fancy little ways to store the odd condom in bags, handbags or cars on the go.


At home, keep them boxed in your underwear drawer, in the bathroom, in the bedside drawer but ensure that you check the dates often and don’t use them past the expiration date. And whatever you do, don’t try putting them in the fridge or the freezer for a cooling effect, we have Lubes for that. By putting them in the freezer, you will dry out the condom which again opens you up to the risk of it breaking it.


My pick is definitely the Skyn condom range: the non latex range means that anyone can use them without irritation, and without worrying that someone will say I can’t use a condom because I have a latex allergy- Done solved here I have a non latex one I prepared earlier!


Another huge pointer is check in with the nominal width of the condom when buying. Brands and varieties differ. The nominal width can make a difference in desensitizing and the feel, finding the right nominal width will have a big impact on how comfortable the experience is for the wearer. But remember-not too loose, you need it to stay on after all.


At your Service


Oh Zone Sales Assistant, Sexual health Advocate and Carrier of Condoms.

Living the Best Lifestyle Possible

changing for the better

There is a good chance that you’re not satisfied with your lifestyle right now. You’re not alone since many adults feel the same. If you’re struggling to enhance your lifestyle and you want to enhance your life, you’ll need to work long and hard. You have to go above and beyond to ensure that you have enough cash to live a good life. You’ll also need to find people you can hang out with. In this guide, you’re going to find out how to improve your lifestyle and get more for your time.

Earn More

When it comes down to it, you have to earn more money to live a good life. If you don’t have enough money, you’re going to struggle day in and day out. By earning more money, you’ll have more free money to spend. You can spend extra money on living an adult lifestyle, having fun, and dating girls from websites such as It is tough to find additional revenue but you’ll want to do it. This will make a huge difference and help you set up a bright future for yourself.

Meet People

Another thing to note is that you’ll want to start hanging out with the right people. If you’re hanging around boring people, your life is going to be boring. You won’t have a good time and this will create major issues. To ensure that you’re going to have a great time, you’ll want to hang out with cool people. You should find people who like partying and have a blast. As long as you do that, your lifestyle will improve greatly and you’ll have a lot of unforgettable moments.


If you’re not experimenting enough, you’re not going to have fun. You’ll stick in your comfort zone and you won’t experience new things. How do you know that you’re not going to like a certain activity? Experimenting is far more important than you could ever imagine. If you want to spice things up in your life, you should experiment and find new activities to enjoy. Those new activities can add excitement to your life.

Have The Right Attitude

You’ll want to change your attitude greatly. If you’re living a boring life, it is likely has something to do with your attitude. You may be afraid to change things up because you don’t want to get into trouble. Or, you may be afraid of doing something wrong. You don’t want to deal with regrets. You need to throw away this attitude and change completely. You should stop regretting your actions. Remember that you’re only going to live once. Therefore, you should go out there and conquer the world. Do what you can to ensure that you’re going to enjoy yourself.



A lot of people have a tough time relaxing. They have built-up stress from work and relationships. If you fit into this category, your lifestyle is going to be hectic and unsatisfactory. You need to remedy this problem immediately. You can do that by finding ways to relax. Put your worries out of your mind and enjoy yourself. Take a hot shower or jump into the sauna so you can forget about your responsibilities. This change will make your life so much better.

Don’t Be Afraid Of Change

Finally, you need to embrace and accept change. If you’re afraid of change, you likely won’t get out there and enjoy yourself. You’ll stay at home since it is safe and comfortable. By getting outside and experiencing new activities, you’ll have a great time and learn new things. You have to accept change as long as those changes are going to bring improvements to your life.

About Last Night!

Eating Ass

Friday night at the bar was busier than I expected that close to midnight. And as my friend mockingly pointed out, there were so many ladies in their forties even I’d be able to get laid. Not that I was out for that, believe it or not.

But Angela certainly was. I was barely a quarter way into my pint of beer when she first sidled up to the bar, making space for herself between my friend and I. The small talk came quick, the tequila shots even quicker.

Angela was a visitor from interstate, out drinking and staying with her friend, who was being her ‘wingman’ by keeping my friend occupied.

Within half an hour, the three of us were in a cab, my friend having gone home to his partner with a bunch of sex toys he had purchased from the Adult Lifestyle adult shop, and we soon arrived at the house Angela was staying at.

While she poured the two of us some wine, her friend excused herself for being too drunk and disappeared. Angela led me into the lounge room, and before my second sip of wine, her soft lips were pressed up against mine.

I’m pretty sure I’m not naive, but for some reason I really didn’t see that coming (well not at that time anyway). She didn’t kiss me like a typical one night stand does, something usually either free of tongue and passion or sloppy and messy. She kissed perfectly. Right amount of pressure, right amount of tongue, and oozing with passion.

Maybe a minute later, she shimmied closer and climbed onto my lap, her soft lips never leaving mine, her tongue probing. She tasted of agave and raspberry, an odd combination, but given the skills of her mouth, I really didn’t care.

She shifted her weight back, her curvy ass pressing hard on my knees. She pulled her parakeet-green blouse over her head, along with her bra, and tossed them aside. Somehow I had not noticed earlier, maybe with the flowing material of her top, that she was packing a fantastic, augmented rack in there.

For a moment, with these big tits staring me in the face, and how quickly she was moving ahead with everything, I had started to wonder if there was a hidden camera somewhere, and I was a surprise guest in an amatuer porno!

Angela grabbed the back of my head, forcing my very willing face onto one of her erect nipples. I assumed she’d spent good money on them, because while they were perky and full, they were still softer than I was expecting. Well, that, and also because she demanded feedback on what I thought of them.

I simply replied with affection and attention, licking, sucking and fondling those bad boys as much as I could. Briefly, the inner child in my mind contemplated giving them a ‘motorboat’, but thankfully I restrained from such a silly (yet entirely fun) act.

When she shifted forward and started grinding on my lap, I knew she could feel my eagerness pressing hard against her. She pulled my shirt over my head, and her lips moved from my mouth down to my neck, kissing and nibbling as she went, and continued to go until she found my nipple and latched on. Not usually my thing, but like I said, Angela was talented with her mouth.

Her hands then started undoing my jeans, made possible by sliding off my lap and wedging herself between my thighs. Her mouth continued down my body, along the curve of my hip, just as she let my cock out into the fresh air. Her soft petite hand snapped me up at the base just as her mouth engulfed the head. The skills of her mouth translated well to her new task, and I was left with no choice but to let my head roll back, let my eyes close, and feel each and every sensation.

Angela’s gift brought me very close to ending the night far sooner than I hoped. She never took a great deal more than my head in at any one time, but she made sure she was extra sloppy and she perfectly used her hand in unison. A well trained version of feeling like deep throating, without the bruised larynx.

She yanked my pants all the way off, and kept working my shaft with her lapping tongue. As she nudged my legs further apart and her mouth travelled south, once again the idea I was an unwilling participant in an amatuer porno crossed my mind. Analingus can be tricky enough to ask your long term partner to do, let alone have an almost complete stranger dive right into it.

That definitely isn’t a complaint. With her nose nuzzled beneath my sack, she rimmed me with her tongue like a pro, her hand keeping my cock well satisfied as she did. Given the work she was putting in, I think she was enjoying it almost as much as me. Just as I thought I was about to empty myself, she withdrew with one more loong lick along the front of my shaft.

When I felt her pull away from me, I looked down and saw her climbing butt-naked onto the lounge. I must have missed seeing her pulling her slacks off while I was lost in the blowjob. But I definitely didn’t miss her pasty rump as she slid onto the lounge, tucking her knees beneath as she offered herself, propped in the air.

Who was I to reject such an offer? She was well wet before my tongue pressed into the folds of her labia. Her night out partying strengthened the sweetness of her juices, and I was hooked. I lapped her up, with broad strokes starting at her clit and dragging my tongue firmly against her labia until I penetrated her with the tip. She moaned, and sunk herself closer to my face, seeking greater depths.

I obliged by raising my chin, where my tongue found her tight little booty hole, and driving two fingers into her pussy. I hooked my fingers towards her belly until I found her g-spot, and latched on.

‘Fuck yea, eat my ass,’ she gasped from ahead.

I didn’t need the push, but fuck it’s hot when a woman talks like that. Especially when it comes to anything anal. I don’t know if eating ass is so hot because of the long held taboo associated with that end of town, but either way, I’m down.

Angela started rocking her hips back and forth. She was clearly keen to rush things ahead, but I was having way too much fun. I felt her fingers push my thumb aside so she could work her own clit over. Fair call, I had my hands full elsewhere.

And judging by the noises she was now making, she was definitely doing a better job than I had been, and I was happy just to be concentrating on her holes. Relishing the taste of her sweet ass, feeling her pussy juice macerating my fingers.

Quickly after, and with even greater volume, she came with a howl, gyrating herself back against my hand and face, sinking her head into the cushion of the lounge to try to muffle herself.

‘I need you inside me now,’ she panted back at me.

Given her reluctance to move, I assumed she was after doggy-style. Again, no arguments from me. I raised myself onto my knees, using her secretions to lube my shaft up, before gently entering her.

She moved herself forward, ‘Hey, wrong hole!’

Her statement confused me, more so when I looked down to double check. I had definitely gone in her pussy.

‘Fuck my ass,’ she demanded.

Again, not something I typically come across (pun intended) in a one night stand.  I eased into her tight ass. She flinched for a moment, before relaxing herself, and the resistance of the muscle lessened. I let some spit drip from my mouth onto my cock for some extra lube, and continued to gently thrust inside her. I figured it was the best way to go until she let me know she wanted it harder.

Again she shifted her weight down onto her elbows and moved her hand onto her clit, furiously rubbing away. Finally, she sent the signal, pushing herself hard back against me, increasing the pace I was giving nearly tenfold.

I grabbed her by the hips and drove my cock deep and hard into her ass. Her breath heaved, curse words and blasphemes dribbled from her lips. I leaned forward and shifted my grip to her swinging tits.

‘Oh yeah, you like my tits?’

‘I fucking love your tits.’

Angela raised her body up somewhat, so I could better grope those bouncing beauties, and still occupied her clit with her other hand. She dipped her head back towards me, the silky sheen brushing against my chest. One of those sensations you forget how much you love when out of a comfortable relationship and it’s all just a race to the finish.

‘Harder, deeper’ she moaned.

I wasn’t quite sure how to get deeper, but gave it shot by shifting position once again, hooking one of my legs over her thigh, and using both hands on the opposing thigh. Given how sharply she fell back onto her elbows, I guessed that had done the trick.

‘Yeah yeah, like that, keep it going,’ she ordered.

I listened, maintaining the motion and speed, listening to her raising moans as she raced towards climax. Everything about this night had me so turned on, so horny, and listening to her building vocals, I found myself nearer and nearer to coming.

‘Don’t you dare come inside me,’ she managed between heavy breaths. ‘Tell me when you’re there.’

Thankfully her fresh orders put a bit of a dampener on my excitedness, and I was no longer spinning on the brink. On the other hand, she continued to spiral headlong into her orgasm, still leaning forward on her elbows, still furiously massaging her clit while I pounded her sweet ass.

‘Fuck yeah, I’m there, I’m there, I’m coming…’

Her words faded into a heavy moan, a long loss of breath, and finally, a deep guttural groan. It was the hottest combination of noises I’d ever heard, and was ready to follow behind her.

‘I’m gonna cum,’ I relented, pulling myself out of her ass and tugging my rock hard cock, ready to explode all over her back.

But Angela had other plans. She quickly twisted herself round, and in the low light seeing her tits wobble about spurred my surge along beautifully. She grabbed a hold of my shaft and took my length deep inside her throat, far deeper than her earlier attempt. Her mouth was a deliciously wet and soft change from her ass, and had me explosively shoot my load into the back of her throat.

She moaned again as she took the whole lot and swallowed it deep, gently fingering my balls to ensure she got each and every last drop. I struggled to keep my eyes from closing in exquisite pleasure and keep them transfixed on hers staring up at me, almost my whole cock held within her lusty lips, and those huge tits pressing against my knees.

Angela drained me like a succubus, before rolling her tongue up along the front of my body, making all my hair stand on end, until she brought her lips to mine. Again with that amazing kiss. My arms slipped around her, pulling her tight against me.

At length, she led me into the spare room where she dragged her suitcase off the bed. We crawled into bed, and she immediately turned her back to me and pulled my arm over her for a rather oddly forced spooning.

By morning, my legs felt like jelly, and my head a little worse for wear from the tequilas. Angela was already dressed in a daggy, stay-at-home tracksuit and despite the still early hour of the day, quickly got me up and towards the front door.

Right there, in broad daylight, and her friend being anywhere nearby in the house, she kissed me passionately. The kind of kiss you know will be the last time you enjoy, but wish you could get everyday. Her body pressed against mine, my cock reacted once again, pulsating and protruding against her. She sank to her knees and blew me, enough to make my legs wobble, but not enough to do much more than tease me.

When she returned her lips to mine, inching me towards the door, I noticed something that she was wearing that she definitely didn’t have on last night.

The diamond caught the sunlight, which is what drew my attention to the two rings on her left ring finger. Angela caught me spotting them, and gave me an odd look as I walked out. I’m still not sure if it was a look of apology or guilt, but I thought long and hard about it on my walk home.

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Sponges Can Be A Girl’s Best Friend!

You are out on a first date, things are going well when suddenly a sharp pain can be felt in your lower abdomen. Thinking to yourself, did I eat too much dairy? You make a quick visit to the restroom and discover that it wasn’t the chocolate mousse which is causing you pain, but your monthly cycle arriving two days early!


Panic sets in whilst rummaging through your clutch as all that can be found is a pad. There goes any hope for returning home with your date to have passionate sex. If only there was a product that would allow me to have as much sex as I wanted any day of the month!


Well the wait is over as Joy Division have made a product which does exactly that!  The Original Soft Tampon is a pink heart-shaped sponge, which when inserted will allow the wearer to enjoy swimming, intense exercise and intercourse, even on their heaviest flow days.


The sponge is a hygienic and safe alternative to pads and tampons. As they are chemical free, there is no need to worry about nasty side effects like toxic shock syndrome which can occur from wearing regular tampons.


The application and removal are made simple with an easy grip finger loop and the inclusion of an aqua glide lube sachet with every sponge. Many sex workers who continue to work during their monthly cycle use traditional sea sponges. These can be uncomfortable because of the large size of sea sponges and they are extremely difficult to remove without the finger loop. (Nothing is worse than getting a sponge stuck and having to ask another worker for help removing it!)


Another advantage is that there is no string, therefore it is completely invisible to the prying eye. It is also undetectable during lovemaking, with the Soft-Tampon adapting perfectly to the female anatomy.


Joy Division makes all of their Original Soft-Tampons in Germany, where they have been dermatologically and clinically tested to ensure they are of the highest quality.  The environmentally safe sponge is a must have for anyone who doesn’t want to deal with the hassle of bulky pads and chemical filled tampons, with the added joy of being able to have intercourse any time and all the time! Joy Division has really thought of it all!


Some women may be unsure if they will be able to fit the entire sponge inside as they come in their fully expanded size, unlike a tampon which expands when exposed to moisture. For those looking for something more petite, the Original Soft Tampon is also available in a Mini size! Great for keeping in your purse or toiletries bag.


For those of you who are reading this and didn’t know that a sponge could be a better alternative to mainstream sanitary products, I hope I have opened your eyes to the wonders of the sponge. And for some of you that have tried a traditional sea sponge before, I ask you to come and experience the Joy Division Original Soft-Sponge as everyone deserves that little taste of luxury, even if it’s only for one week of the month!


The Joy Division Original Soft-Sponge is available for purchase at your local Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre.

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What We Look For In A Guest Post!

We are after unique and interesting subjects professionally written.  The more left of center the better as we are trying to expand our readers minds as to what is possible in regards to a healthier and happier sexual lifestyle.  We love people exploring and explaining their fetishes, indulgences and likes.  It can be something as non-sexual as describing the furry society or something as explicit as explaining their own personal sexual experiences.   We will even publish original erotic stories!

The more interesting the subject and story, the more we love it.  Nothing is too timid or too extreme.  The stories can be funny, enlightening, sad, engaging, instructive or personal – it is up to you!

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