Sex Toys Are Jigsaw Puzzles For Adults!

In Australia the CoronaVirus is having an impact on us all.  Social distancing laws, social gathering restrictions reduced to two persons in a public space has made it impossible for many businesses to continue trading.  The public health advice is to stay home unless for shopping for food or essential items.

The Australian Prime Minister was asked:

JOURNALIST: So what is the rationale in that case for keeping shopping centres, apart from food shops, open?

PRIME MINISTER: Well, what we’ve said today is you should be only going out to shop for things that you actually need and you should be doing it on an irregular basis. I’ll give you an example. Our kids are at home now, as are most kids, and Jenny went out yesterday and bought them a whole bunch of jigsaw puzzles. I can assure you over the next few months, we’re going to consider those jigsaw puzzles absolutely essential. It’s important that parents and families and households can get the things that they need to completely change the way they’re going to live for the next six months at least. And so what we’ve done is sought to be practical about these issues. I mean, people are buying sporting equipment at the moment, gym mats and things like that so they can exercise at home. These are things they’re going to need. 

So for all those people out there getting ready to be isolated, jigsaws are things your children are going to need.  SEX TOYS are things adults are going to need.

SINGLES DATING

Lets face it online dating will become just that – as to ‘hook-up’ is no longer a safe option and you cannot very well meet for dinner, at a cafe or for drinks.  Meeting someone new is going to be a virtual romance.  AND even if you do – bearing in mind the 1.5m social distancing rule, kissing is out and unsafe.  So far no-one has reported getting the CoronaVirus from sexual intercourse but with no foreplay I do not think that is going to happen.

Sex toys – especially those that run from an app may be the way to consummate a new relationship.

COUPLES DATING

No longer can you take your partner (married or not) out on a romantic date.  That is a thing of the past and will be for many months to come.  There is some humor that at the end of this pandemic the divorce rate will soar as couples realize that they can no longer stand each other, whilst also at the other end there will be a baby boom as those that do, will.

But 6 months with your partner – we need to spice that up!!!!  And what better way than introducing sex toys into your relationship.  There are sex toys for couples, male pleasure products and of course vibrators for women.

Adultsmart online sex toys store will remain open for business hopefully throughout this pandemic so take advantage of the amazing range of adult products that are ready to make your isolation not just bearable BUT FUN!!!

And for the moment you can still visit one of our stores which by the Prime Ministers own example is considered essential shopping for adults.  Sex aids and products will enable you to stay at home, breaking the monotony or isolation in the most pleasurable way.  So if you are not ready to buy online then visit one of our Adult Stores that are open for business FOR NOW!

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