You are out on a first date, things are going well when suddenly a sharp pain can be felt in your lower abdomen. Thinking to yourself, did I eat too much dairy? You make a quick visit to the restroom and discover that it wasn’t the chocolate mousse which is causing you pain, but your monthly cycle arriving two days early!
Panic sets in whilst rummaging through your clutch as all that can be found is a pad. There goes any hope for returning home with your date to have passionate sex. If only there was a product that would allow me to have as much sex as I wanted any day of the month!
Well the wait is over as Joy Division have made a product which does exactly that! The Original Soft Tampon is a pink heart-shaped sponge, which when inserted will allow the wearer to enjoy swimming, intense exercise and intercourse, even on their heaviest flow days.
The sponge is a hygienic and safe alternative to pads and tampons. As they are chemical free, there is no need to worry about nasty side effects like toxic shock syndrome which can occur from wearing regular tampons.
The application and removal are made simple with an easy grip finger loop and the inclusion of an aqua glide lube sachet with every sponge. Many sex workers who continue to work during their monthly cycle use traditional sea sponges. These can be uncomfortable because of the large size of sea sponges and they are extremely difficult to remove without the finger loop. (Nothing is worse than getting a sponge stuck and having to ask another worker for help removing it!)
Another advantage is that there is no string, therefore it is completely invisible to the prying eye. It is also undetectable during lovemaking, with the Soft-Tampon adapting perfectly to the female anatomy.
Joy Division makes all of their Original Soft-Tampons in Germany, where they have been dermatologically and clinically tested to ensure they are of the highest quality. The environmentally safe sponge is a must have for anyone who doesn’t want to deal with the hassle of bulky pads and chemical filled tampons, with the added joy of being able to have intercourse any time and all the time! Joy Division has really thought of it all!
Some women may be unsure if they will be able to fit the entire sponge inside as they come in their fully expanded size, unlike a tampon which expands when exposed to moisture. For those looking for something more petite, the Original Soft Tampon is also available in a Mini size! Great for keeping in your purse or toiletries bag.
For those of you who are reading this and didn’t know that a sponge could be a better alternative to mainstream sanitary products, I hope I have opened your eyes to the wonders of the sponge. And for some of you that have tried a traditional sea sponge before, I ask you to come and experience the Joy Division Original Soft-Sponge as everyone deserves that little taste of luxury, even if it’s only for one week of the month!
The Joy Division Original Soft-Sponge is available for purchase at your local Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre.
Meet Bronte, our sexpert at the Adultsmart blog. A pansexual cis woman, she dives into LGBTQ+ topics, fetish exploration, sex work, and sex toy reviews!