Mobile Sex Applications

Here is my look at the current generation’s Mobile Sex Applications and the ways it goes about getting sexual satisfaction. For anything in life from how to cook an egg to wanting to dress someone up as a intergalactic space alien and spank them with a fake wobbegong shark tail there’s an application for that.  So the Mobile Sex Applications that I cover will be widely known for hookups, friends, chats, sex positions, locations and games. We have literally become Generation Sex with these Mobile Sex Applications.

Grindr

Now we all know Grindr some of us may have used it, some of us know someone who definitely uses it and have heard a range of good to horror stories from this app.  It is created purely for gay men who would like to find a date. This app was the first geo-social based gay app to be launched in the Itunes Store and is now in 192 Countries and amassing nearly 100,000 members in Australia alone! It was launched in 2009 and has received a wide array of criticism and praise.

  • The Worst: Egyptian Police used the triangulation of the GPS to hunt down gay people.
  • The Best: One of my heroes Stephen Fry met his Husband off this app. (VERY RARE)

So using the GPS based in this app you are able to chat to other gay people around your area for anything from fun to just a beer down the local watering hole. You simply upload a photo of yourself to the app, put in some details and write a lie about 150 characters long in your “About Me’ section and you’re ready to go! The app is very good for the fact you can send photos, locations and find other like minded people in your area you just have to trawl through a mountain of dick pics and seedy people that are like the pop ups of the 90’s but humans and way more intense.

Related Applications: SCRUFF, JACK’D

Brenda

This Mobile Sex Application is purely for lesbians, it’s again basically the same as grindr but replace all the words gay with lesbian and dicks with vaginas and Brenda ends up being the exact thing.

Related Applications: Findhrr, Curvenow

 

Tinder Easy Hook Up
Dating Application: Tinder

Tinder

Now a lot of Mobile Sex Applications have tried to cater to straight audiences and mixed audiences, none have done what Tinder has done. (Thank the lord for this app) .  With Tinder you HAVE to connect it through Facebook set up your distance (Up to 150km’s) you can set it to gay, straight or even wobbegong. You swipe left to dislike someone and swipe right to like someone and if they swipe right back on you, well you’re in buddy! You get to speak to this person, it’s a very shallow based app which basically every app like that is, but i find it fun swiping through hundreds of people and just saying “no”, nothing makes my day like declining things.

Back to your profile, much like the other apps you write a little bit about yourself upload some photos and you”re good to swipe left or right or even just have a conversation, with all of these apps there is a free version and a paid version, it’s not sad paying for an app because you get a lot more out of it, but I wouldn’t suggest it. Tinder is a fantastic way to explore your sexuality and i would suggest everyone give it a try before settling down as you can pretty much meet someone somehow close that will do anything you want and more, i’ve actually met two girls off there that i ended up dating longish term, but i always end up back on there! As with real life you will only get as far as the other person wants you to go , so some people are directly there just to talk to people or others just want to get laid.   A neat factor about this app is the fact you can set age 18-99  or lower.

Something cool they released about a week ago is a group chat, where it sources your friends who have tinder and can select up to 3 of them (4 in the group including yourself) and you match with other groups and all chat.  I absolutely hate this idea as my friends are a bunch of immature tattooed lads that make penis jokes as where i’m the more mature one (which really says something). Overall, I think Tinder is the friendliest regardless of age, nationality or creed and would rate it 8/10 as an app overall.  I’ve had very little things go wrong with it , it’s constantly maintained so it doesn’t crash and you can simply unmatch assholes.  Also don’t be corny or ask stupid questions that will get you far.

Tldr

I’ve met some really lovely people off this that have become life long friends I’ve also met some really lovely people off this that have become five hour friends.

Related Applications: Blendr (also created by grindr, ugly interface and messy), POF (Plenty of Fish, mostly scammers)

3ndr

3ndr is for woman who are down for threesomes, but you’re having trouble finding a third (I mean really, how do you even facilitate that?) 3ndr is here to hook you up. The app takes the creepiness out of finding a guest star for your sexy time — everyone on the app is either looking for a third or is eager to be in someone else’s threesome. Swipe right on the prospects you’re into, and if it’s a match, you’ll be able to connect and… flesh out the details

Other Mobile Applications

Kindu

We all have kinky desires, but bringing them up to the person we’re boning isn’t always easy. Not to mention, things can get real awkward, real fast during these types of talks. Kindu solves this problem the same way that Tinder eliminates the ability for people you’re not into to contact you. The app suggests potential sex acts, you can choose from BDSM, kink and fetish scenarios. You and your partner separately swipe left on what you aren’t into, and right on what you’d like to try. If you both say yes to the same scenario, you’re both notified. And if both of you aren’t on board, fear not — your significant other will never find out about that naughty nurse fetish of yours.

IKamasutra

Do know all 64 kama-sutra positions of by heart and how to do them? Yeah I didn’t think so, ‘IKamasutra’ suggests new sex positions on the regular, so that you’re never short on new moves to try. The app operates like Tinder: Swipe left on the positions that you’re not interested in, and swipe right on the ones that you want to add to your to-do list. You can even track which moves you’ve mastered using the app.

Pillow

Pillow is like Netflix, but for your sex life. Instead of sitting on the couch with your beau arguing over what you’re going to watch, put on a hot episode from the Pillow app, and follow along to their steamy suggestions on what the two of you should do to each other. Each episode is set up as a choose-your-own adventure style journey through different sex acts.

Truth or Dare

There’s nothing like a dirty game of truth or dare to make you both feel like you’re horny teenagers again. The 2.0 version of this party staple, Dirty Games Truth or Dare, features categories that include foreplay and fantasy dares sure to heat things up, taking your normal bedroom routine to the next level.

69 Places

So, you’re looking to have a public romp. Whether it’s your first time dipping your toe into the world of public sex, or you’re a seasoned expert in need of some new location inspiration, the ’69 places’ app has got you covered. With categories that range from “obscure” to “transportation” and even “sporting venues,” there’s sure to be something that will spark your interest.

We-Vibe 4 Application

Application to Control We-Vibes
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Recently, I decided to download the We-connect app by We-vibe since I had been raving on about how it was such a great, innovative idea every time I show a customer the We-Vibe 4 Plus I thought it’d be a good idea to get the app and get familiar with it. Its also sometimes helpful to show someone the app of they are a bit iffy on buying the We-vibe! just so they can see the thought and quality that has gone into this product. I love how brightly coloured everything is once you download the app, Its literally like a game so discreet there is no We-vibe branding in the app at all and basically the only people who may possibly know would be other We-vibe users! This easy to use app is extremely discreet for those who wish to use their We-vibe outside of the bedroom perhaps at dinner or a concert

The application allows people of varying locations control the We-vibe which is perfect for those that travel often, are in long distance relationships or partners who enjoying being in control of their partners pleasure with a tap of the screen! A downside to this is that the wearer of the We-vibe must invite the other person to control the vibrator, Which does take away the element of surprise. This isn’t a function I’ve been able to test out as of yet as I haven’t been in store with another app having staff member. In the “shared” or “paired” part of the app the option to speak to each other through the or via a face time like mode. This concept is pretty fantastic for long distance relationships!

You can control the intensity, frequency and pattern with literally a flick of the wrist its pretty magical. There are several premade patterns on the app and already programed into the device. They are as follows: vibrate, pulse,wave, echo, tide, crest,bounce, surf, peak and chachacha you can also combine these pre-programmed patterns to create your own. Other than the 4 plus the app can control the (new) classic, the rave and the nova. I think the app makes these products more enjoyable as you can tailor the intensities and patterns to your likes and avoid your dislikes. The possibilities are limitless with the app as it provides far more variety than the programmed and standard functions.

The application is great for the Nova as you can create a rollercoaster like vibration pattern between the internal and external motors and change up and vary the pattern! say you like the chacha in your hooha and that you like tide on your externals the app allows you to make that happen! There is even a tips and tricks section that answers some users most burning questions and gives some hints on how to get acclimatized with the We-vibe! Although there are toys out their that do have apps We-vibe is such a reliable brand and the app is so easy to use and simplistic its no wonder that it has won so many awards and has refined the We-vibe 4 plus to almost perfect cover all the bases hetrosexual couples sex toy!

There is always an Mobile Sex Application for everyone aye? to ‘spice’ things up has never been so easy, whether it be public sex or simply trying new positions. Go explore!

Author:  Nick is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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