I searched frantically for what I needed. Perspiration pooled on my forehead in subtle lines, and cooled simultaneously. A sense of urgency enveloped me and I was falling, tumbling through the midst of my scavenge, swathed in persistence and encumbered by my search.
When the Earth re-settled itself on its axis, I knew that I had found what I’d been looking for. I placed my hands gingerly on the red box, lined with silver and I held the item slowly into the air. An aura of secrecy permeated from the box and the ambiguity only heightened by a lack of any identifiable markers.
“Is this what you’re looking for?” I asked my client, who at some stage during my search had situated himself by my side.
“Yes! This is it, my friend!” He exclaimed as he pushed his sunglasses off his face and further into his wiry hair. We had struck veritable gold.
We placed the box carefully and delicately on the glass top table and centered ourselves on either side of the box to peer in at its contents. The client unzipped the red box with trembling fingers and what greeted us inside made us reel back in awe.
There was a contraption of sorts, spring-loaded with straps, soft foam and rubber. Next to it, a ruler, a blank DVD disc and a pack of bandages.
“Play the DVD” whispered the client, hoarsely. I kindly obliged and when the lights flickered on and the DVD began to play, a soft-spoken automated voice called out instructions on how to use the contraption.
“If your penis is over 5 inches when flaccid and stretched out you should turn the front piece or rubber strap around. If you are below 5 inches, the front piece can remain in its original position.”
“Separate the front piece from the rods. Place the ring around the base of your penis, and leave it there.”
“Place and tighten the strap behind the glans. If you are uncircumcised, the strap can be worn on top or under the foreskin.”
“Rotate the rods clockwise for a quarter turn and pull the rods outward to the desired length.”
“When you are happy with the length of the rods, turn them back counter clockwise listening for a double click.”
“When the rods are in the right position for you, push them gently back towards your body. You now need to secure the front piece firmly onto the elongation rods by pushing them together.”
“The Male Edge is flexible in its design. The device can manouvre up or down, in turn finding the most comfortable position for you. If you want to wear the male edge during the day, it can be worn under loose fitting boxer shorts and trousers. It can also be worn at night depending on your sleeping habits, as some men move around when sleeping and others lie still for the most part.”
The DVD ceased playing and it ejected itself. We were stunned but thoroughly informed.
“The Male Edge, huh…” breathed The Client. “This is the one. After 8 weeks I saw permanent growth and even after 26 weeks I was permanently thicker and longer. Because it holds the penis constantly stretched, it stimulates growth of new tissue in the penis, also known as cytokinesis.”
“What would the difference between this and a penis pump be?” I asked The Client.
He sighed wisely. “Penis pumps only allow the flow of blood into the penis, but elongating your penis with a penis extender such as the Male Edge allows for permanent growth in penis blood chambers to allow more blood to fill the chambers and thus for a larger erection in terms of both length and girth.”
I nodded enthusiastically. It made complete sense. We packed away the Male Edge box and its aura of secrecy and having learned from the wise instructional DVD voice, The Client was ready to embark on a new journey into penis enlargement. If you would like to find out whether this product is suited for you, it is recommended to read more information about using penis extenders.
Author: Andre is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres
Jennifer is a marketer at Adultsmart! Embracing a non-judgmental stance, she believes in pleasure without limits—if it feels good and right, why not?
Still waiting on my refund after using it for over a year with no results.
Refund from what company? Can we assist? If you give up further details I can chase up for you!