Review: Sqweel XT Oral Sex Stimulator

Sqweel XT Oral Sex Stimulator

I’m always curious about masturbators that push the boundaries from simply inserting your dick, waving it around and thrusting until you ejaculate and then cleaning the product and going home. Sometimes you just want to be lazy, lean back hands behind your head and let your toy do all the hard work. Toys such as the Cobra, the Pulsa and the electronic Piston do decently in this regard, and now Sqweel has brought it’s version to the game. Traditionally electronic masturbators work with a ‘thrusting’ mechanic, think of the A10 piston and how the masturbator goes back and forth as you would when using the hand. The pulse is a little different with a pulsator for the frenulum and the Sqweel XT is different again.

By first impressions it almost looks like a mini Dyson fan, it’s electronic and rechargeable and comes with two wheels. Sqweel call these Turbo Tongue and they’ve patented this name. Not sure if I like the name turbo tongue on my dick, but sure, I’m willing to give it a go. The two wheels are two different styles, one is super soft, squishy and for sensual appeal, the other is firm. So i guess you can mix and match your masturbatory experience with sensations that you like. This kind of tech isn’t new. Tenga comes in both a soft and hard version and the VerSpanken (Apparently that’s a German name – sounds hot!). You can customise your experience by adding a combo of two different edges out of a choice of many.

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The actual design is super simple, stylish and sleek. Along the edges it has an easy grip texture so that you can easily grip on, and unlike something like the Fleshlight which is a super slick plastic and difficult to hold with lubricant, the Sqweel XT uses a Matte Rubber like finish. Even if you used sticky and slick lube, you still won’t have any trouble holding onto this. It also has a sleek blue edging (the Female Sqweel has a pink edge, go figure) and over all it looks pretty sweet. First up though, the button seem a little small and because you can virtually hold this toy in any direction you’re going to have to get used to the buttons being in different spots if you’re holding the toy ‘upside down’ for example. It will require a bit of co-ordination which is not a complete buzz kill for me, so long as the rest goes really well.

It’s a rechargeable toy which takes about a 2 hour charge and will be with a one hour play and it is waterproof! It also comes with a travel lock as well, which you can turn on and off by holding both of the buttons down for 3 seconds. Little on the short side, but realistically it’s unlikely you’re going to be playing with a single toy for that length of time. After charging, I’m ready to turn it on and I’m pretty happy with the power and noise. My main issue with the original Sqweel for women was the buzzing noise that it made which was a complete distraction from the task. Whilst this buzzes, it’s certainly a lot quieter than something like the A10 piston, and I don’t think that the noise from this is going to detract from the experience.

It has 6 settings on it, 3 speeds and 3 different patterns. The patterns don’t seem especially unique. You have a stop start motion, a crescendo setting, and a slow to fast to slow setting as well. This toy seems decent, it’s unique, it spins, it strokes, the tongues feel great once you lube it up and it’s certainly different to any toy out there. You could hold this toy around the head and have it ‘turbo licking’ the frenulum, just under the ridge, or you could have it licking up and down the shaft with a bit of movement of the toy.

My only concern in regards to this toy is the size of the masturbator. For an average dick thickness of about two fingers you’re not going to have any issues and for that size this toy is perfect for you. It’ll hit the spots without too much pressure, and I can tell you that it’s going to feel amazing for you. However, if you’re bigger than two fingers wide then you’re going to struggle. At that thickness there’s not going to be much difference between the soft and the firm because both of the wheel are going to be pressing snugly against your shaft, perhaps a little too snugly.

If you’re a fan of snug fits then sure by all means give it a go, just keep in mind that if you’re up to 3 fingers wide then the tongues are going to be quite tight and the motor is going to start to struggle against the pressure. Anything wider than 3 fingers and you’re out. Nope, you’re just not going to fit and you’re going to need to try a different toy completely because there’s no way this will work for you. The diameter of this toy on the inner circle from edge to edge is 5.5 cm (2.16″). That gives the circumference at around 15.7cm (6.18″) When you take into account that the average penis circumference is 4.8″, coming in at 12.19 cm’s there’s not a lot of room to move in this toy which I feel is a shame. They’ve limited the use of the toy to the average male, which is fantastic in terms of marketability, but disappointing in terms of inclusivity. Just something to keep in mind when considering this toy.


By Stephen from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

Halloween at Oh Zone, Penrith

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Through out all the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre’s we have Halloween decorations up and ready for the October month of Halloween. Oh Zone is currently hosting a Halloween competition among all of the stores to see who will win for the the best decorated, best make up and best costume. Only one store can win but which store will it be? We invite you to write in the comments section what you think about the Halloween decorations. You can also come into the store to take photos of the exhibits. Whilst your in the store, you can test our best sex toys and adult products as you have a laugh among all the decorations. Our consultants will answer all of your questions and provide you with the best sex toys that suit your needs.

The Halloween decorations at Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre Penrith store are very creepy and spooky. These look like they are from a Halloween House of Horrors where anyone is welcome to stay without judgement. Starting off with the picture wall are photos of the the old and forgotten faces from the past. The faces stay to watch over people, coming to life during the day or night to haunt them sharing with you their evilness, they want to possess your soul! Depending on how you look at them depends on what you see. Beauty is in the eye the beholder after all.


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Waiting for you is a professional medical nurse doing her job to keep the Halloween House of Horrors in healthy spirits. She has brunette hair with light blue eyes and rancid teeth sticking out of her field mask. Her red garter stockings provide a little touch of sexiness as they stand out among her bloodied white work attire. She is ready for anyone in need with her red gloves that hide all the blood she has came across.


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Next up we have the bell of the ball, our Halloween Cinderella. Our Oh Zone Cinderella is a hipster, transvestite, zombie, prostitute witch. This lass has so much personality, she runs for queen at the day of the dead festival.  Her beard is one hue of sandy brown with flawless with immaculate presentation, this is the type of beard you’ll see winning competitions. Somehow a pumpkin lies on her beard, it’s a Halloween miracle. The red corset sings out with confidence as she calmly sits down, one arm over her leg, resting with her cock ring bracelet. She is ready to punish anyone who doesn’t fulfill her needs with her red whip. Her stocking looks like a spider has spun it. Here eyes are yellow, the same type of yellow on her teeth and she’s smiling just for you.


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Here we have our resident Swamp Monster, she is quite comfortable to hold an axe with her delicate looking hands. Her blonde hair glows as bright as the sun with those beautiful red eyes powerfully staring people’s souls. She has a really big overbite which she doesn’t like people mentioning, Her overbite displays her long pointy teeth that she uses to pick things up with, sadly they are hard to chew any type of food with. On the plus side, she is back from serving in the army, an honored swamp monster officer, who can imminently defend Oh Zone.


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In the house of horrors, we have the resident clown, eyeball side kick and mr spiders. The clown is surprisingly content with a knife surging through his brain innards his facial expression is like “Whaa whhaa what?”. The eye ball side kick is an eye of sauron sibling, his pretty chill though. Then we have a vampire, spiders flood his face as his got no arms to help himself. His been sitting there for eternity in a state of impeding fear. Someone help him at last.


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This is the Halloween bat who waits around to eat fruits off of trees, you could say, his a high flyer. He has been blessed with hands that are made from the same DNA as humans. He can use his hands to sway among the hanging cellophane as his into that. He wear’s a very cute black sheath of see through cloth, naughty naughty! A very cute Halloween costume indeed.


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Below we have a video of the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre in Penrith!

How I Became a Sex Slave

Women in Corset for Slave Relationship

There are many different roles in the kink scene and every person identifies to a particular role. Some people in the BDSM community identify with more roles than one. However, not everyone who is a sub behaves in the same way. In fact, every sub is different, every masochist is different and every slave is different and so on.

A Submissive is a person, male or female, who enjoys submitting to a dominant partner. A Submissive has personal rights and limits that the dominant partner must follow. They are allowed to voice their opinions in a respectful manner, they have safe words and limits as to what they will and will not do. Submissive people can be owned or free according to what they want. If they are owned they still have choices.

A Masochist is a person, male or female, who enjoys receiving pain. A little bit more like a free player, but can also be Submissive. They can also voice opinions, hard limits and rules. They also have safe words. They can be with a permanent play partner or play with different partners whenever they like, but they can also be owned if that’s what they want. Again they also have choices.

A Slave is a person, male or female, who once commits to their Master or Mistress, gives up all rights to that person. They have no say in anything and no safe words unless their owner allows them to use one. Depending on what they have previously discussed, every move requires permission. A slave has no rights and must obey his/her Master/Mistress.

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When I started in the kink scene I identified as a Submissive. When I first began, I found being a submissive very challenging. It made me feel different, empowered and excited. I still felt quite restless as a Submissive though. I always looked for something that I felt was missing but I wasn’t sure what it was.  As time went by and I began to push my boundaries, I found that I needed more. When I stepped into this other identity, I realised just how much I enjoyed the world of masochism!  It was a completely different experience. There was a rush, it was dangerous, I was scared and I enjoyed a level of pain. All these emotions linked with masochism were elevated and I grew in many different ways.

I enjoyed my journey, but still, there was something missing. I wanted to hand over everything completely which is a scary thought and not a decision to be taken lightly! I wanted to be completely Submissive, I wanted to be a Slave. Anything goes during this type of play and you have no way to stop it once you are on that path. I thought about it for a while. It takes a lot of strength to essentially trust your Master with your body and life, everything is in their hands but it was all or nothing for me!

After investing a lot of time in searching for the right Master, I found one! This took lots of back and forth conversations between myself and other people. Lots of extensive trials and a lot of devotion. I decided I was ready to do this. I was going to become a Slave. It was a mutual decision between the master and the Slave. One that was not rushed and one that was discussed in great detail beforehand. Everything had to be very clear for both our sakes and for the sakes of our families.

I was very fortunate in finding an amazing Master. A Master that actually cares and spends time assessing every situation. A Master who spends hours thinking of what his slave needs and finding ways to deliver that in a nurturing and respectful manner. I finally felt complete and whole. It’s a very different feeling to being a Submissive or a Masochist. It’s an elevated state of mind which is hard to describe. It’s all about discipline. Accepting what the Master has said without doubting or questioning everything and anything your Master decides for you. It’s about improving oneself with the right guidance. The Master must support and advise you at all times.

Being a Slave is about pleasing him and making him proud. This is what makes me happy. In the Master/Slave lifestyle, the experience has been one of the strongest I have experienced so far. Probably because of the level of intensity and trust required. The levels seem to be much deeper and gratifying. I think that I have finally found my peace at last.

Review: Lelo Smart Wand

Black Strong Clitoral Vibrator

I didn’t  know body wands existed until I came to work in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre. Quite frankly, the look of most of them puts me off. They seem to either look like cheap kids toys or else they are intimidatingly large or clinical. There is no denying that aside from investing in a sex machine, if it is power you are after, then these are the go.  If I was to buy a Smart Wand, it would definitely be the Lelo Large Smart Wand. It manages to combine size and elegance more successfully than any other I have come across. What got me thinking about using the Lelo Smart Wand was a review I found over at “Miss Ruby Reviews” stating:

“This wand can be really fun to use. The rumbly speeds make your whole vulva vibrate, which makes for a great warm up. It’s luxurious,  feels lovely to touch, and I can take it in the shower. The charge also seems very respectable – it hasn’t unexpectedly died on me yet. I’ve found that using this toy for a few minutes very quickly gets me turned on and ready for orgasm.”

It is packaged in a sturdy presentation box and interestingly Lelo use the same white ‘health product’ marketing that they use for the kegel balls. The graphics on the outer cardboard sleeve of the box show a woman in a spa robe massaging her back. Hmm.. I haven’t sold many of these for health reasons, but I guess a woman with her legs spread wide like an eagle, thrusting this huge 13 inch wand towards her clit, might be deemed a tad confrontational for Lelo.  Although they are currently getting a lot of stick for choosing Charlie Sheen as the poster boy for their new “Hex” condom. So they sometimes do court controversy.

It comes with a quality reversible neoprene storage bag too, which I haven’t seen before. The Lelo Smart Wand is rechargeable and the recharging cord with an attached plug are included in the bag. There is an instructions brochure and a warranty card. Lelo always offers a 1 year warranty with there sex toys. After the year Lelo charge half price for the warranty after that. I don’t think that includes the condoms! Now, it is only a small thing that probably wouldn’t bother most people probably wouldn’t mind, but I hate it. It is the horrible charger. It is white for a start and the wand I am reviewing is black, and it  looks like the huge cheap thing you get with your Christmas tree lights. It only looks so bad because the rest looks quite  good, and I only mind because it is quite an expensive toy.

Strong Clitoral Vibrator

The wand itself comes in black and ivory. It is slightly curved with a flexible neck and that is what sets it aside from all the other body wands. I can’t really understand why all body wands aren’t curved . It  makes sense for solo use, especially if you ever do want to use it to massage your back. The other aspect of the design that I love is that the silicone covers the whole neck of the toy making it far easier to clean and far more suitable for intimate play.  The silicone is silky smooth and covers the entire toy apart from the decorative  gold plastic strip running down the handle in the same style as some of their other products.  When toys use painted gold plastic instead of metal when making luxury toys I feel a bit cheated. I am not sure how long it would be until it peeled either.

Its specifications are 304 x 80 x 60, it is pretty big and  comparable to the classic body wand. Most importantly, the vibrations are great, really powerful and rumbly . It retains that power even though it is rechargeable for  2 whole hours.   It has the usual 8 Lelo patterns too, so it is not just power up and down like most wands. But aside from this it also has its unique selling feature, its patented sensetouch technology which means when you push the toy against your skin instead of dampening the vibrations as would usually happen. they are increased. To use this function you  just need to press the center button down for 3 seconds. It is often the case that because wands are so powerful the vibrations can carry distractingly down your arm when you hold them. Not so with the smartwand. I think it has to do with the curve, if you hold it at its narrowest point, the vibrations are comparatively mild.

As if all this wasn’t enough there are other features, it travel locks, and is waterproof. Now I am dubious about that because of the huge charge port hole, but Lelo insist it is like their other toys and this means they are happy for you to submerge it.  Other wands I have looked at to compare it with, which are specifically sold as water toys, on closer inspection use words like water resistant, implying that they are for shower use.  Being able to use this in the bath is a huge plus as far as I am concerned.  The smart wand also has a  handy memory function, so it remembers the setting you were last using and starts on that. I initially thought that was a great idea as I use the same settings on toys all the time but it wouldn’t be so great if you like to finish off on a different setting to the one you start on.  The head also conveniently  fits the attachments from other toys like the ‘hitachi wand” . I am not sure why Lelo don’t make their own.

This wand is a bit pricey, but it is the best of the wands in my opinion. I thought it might be all looks and no substance but as you can see it actually isn’t at all.


About the author: Emily is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres




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