Learn How To Give Yourself An AutoBlow2!

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In a world identical to our very own is a world where blow jobs are attached to every single PowerPoint available, tantalizing satisfaction is only a fingertip flick away, and mind blowing (all puns intended) ecstasy is a given right. At a moment’s notice you can have satisfaction beyond your wildest dreams in strokes of pleasure, and unlike the “real thing” it won’t stop just before.

I know I know I know men love blow jobs, I mean have you ever heard a man say “eww yuck no thanks” to a morning, midday, midnight blow job, while driving, `quickie before work, after dinner, basically anywhere anytime?

I didn’t think so!

So many men come into our stores asking, pleading, begging for a device that will do it itself!

 

*Incoming Autoblow 2+

Auto blow 2+ is an upgrade on their previous autoblow2 they answered all the comments, worries, advice, and feedback and brought you a new and improved auto blow job!

 

Must admit watching their video on this device makes me giggle big time, it’s very simple no tricks or gimmicks they are handing you a device that will

blow    your     mind,

or your load.

 

Plug and play, all you have to do is hold the device in place and let it do the rest for you, how easy is that!

 

The Autoblow2+ doesn’t use batteries so it’s never going to tell you no, all you need is power point to plug it in and turn it on.

 

 

The motor in the Auto Blow 2+ is rated to last 500+ hours that means you can have 3000+ blow jobs, and the more you use the more you can increase your stamina and be the beast you always knew you could be in bed. The controls are at your fingertips it will never say no, push away, or slow down. (unless you make it slow down yourself) the stroking motion will fill your wildest dreams and bring you to the point every single time with no pauses along the way, and for your added delight you can purchase different sleeves to give you a new experience whenever you dream of it

 

Cleaning is simple, pull out the sleeve wash out with water, use toy cleaner for that extra squeak in your clean, dry out and go again, and again, and again and again.

 

But what about sizes?

Don’t worry they covered that too!

There are 3 very convenient sizes to choose from to cover everyone;

  • SIZE A:  3-4″ girth (7.5-10cm). All lengths.
  • SIZE B:  4-5.5″ girth (10-14cm). All lengths.  <– Comes with the main unit
  • SIZE C: 5.5-6.5″ girth (14-16.5cm). All lengths.

 

I know some men have commented on the fact it is bulky but, in all honesty, has any guy actually held onto someone’s head to guide the strokes? Holding the Autoblow 2+ is much like guiding your bed buddies head for satisfaction, it is an alternatively to the traditional method of oral. Autoblow 2+ is very much a simple device and so it should be, the makers of Auotblow 2+ have given a list of things you need to know about their product;

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Plug it in

Unlike a lot of products on the market you don’t need batteries or to charge the product you simply plug it into an available electrical outlet (110V-240V) they have designed the product to be safe but common sense is still must, because you are attached to power do not place in or near water.

 

Sleeve system

 

Pretty genius as it gives you one product with multiple possibilities, they are designed to be easy to clean, re-useable and come in multiple sizes so everyone can experience pleasure.

 

Hands free

Well mostly at least for all you literal people out there, all you need to do is hold the device in place, but unlike other products the strokes are hands free the device will do the stroking for you. You are able to control the speed of the strokes and intensity with a very simple and easy to use flick of a wheel, so it won’t ruin the moment.

 

Feels great

Yes, it feels great! For a company to market their product like this it has to be! They boast this as a “truly realistic alternative to traditional pleasure products” and its even couple friendly.

 

Robust construction

They have designed this all metal motor device to last 500+ hours of use, which is amazing to hear!

 

And who could forget about hygiene

Because the sleeves are interchangeable and easy to clean using soapy water or toy cleaner (not when the device it plugged into power) it means you are able to use it again and again and again and again without those little nasties growing inside and ruining your pleasure machine.

 

This machine really will have you by the balls in pure pleasure.

 

Morgan x

 

Sex And Gender Distinctions!

Gender assignment

Let’s talk gender. I know there has been a lot of discussions recently in the media regarding: sex, gender, gender-fluid, transgender and it has left a lot of people feeling confused. It’s okay to be confused let’s break down this busy term. What makes terminology so problematic is that sometimes the context or meaning changes. As culture shifts and changes, this changes our language, both the denotation and connotation meanings of words.

Basic Sex Ed

Just a quick biology lesson on human genetics, men and women both possess a total of 46 chromosomes, as well as 2 sex chromosomes. Men have 1 X and 1 Y chromosome whereas women have 2 X chromosomes. This slight difference causes massive changes within the body’s development and the primary sex characteristics which then develop. This matter still isn’t black and white, some people are born with extra chromosomes, for example, intersex people have sexual characteristics of both sexes.

Gender and Sex Are Different Things

If you think of the people who struggle with understanding of: gender-fluid, non-binary and transgender people – it’s almost always older people. Ah, baby boomers, blaming everyone else except themselves for the worlds problems. This belief stems from a time when gender was once synonymous with a person’s biological sex; which was a binary distinction to define whether someone was male or female. This has since been disputed with sex being your biological sex or genital assignment at birth. Okay, so is everyone with me? Sex is biological when you’re born with either male sex organs or female sex organs will define your sex.

Biological Genders
Sexual Distinctions

Here Comes the Complex Part

Now, gender refers to a socially constructed systems or characteristics between femininity and masculinity, these classifications are subjective and vary depending on cultural aspects. I know that was a lot of fancy words, but bear with me. To put it simply, when you imagine an Australian man, you probably picture football shorts, beer, work boots etc. These things are associated with our version of masculinity because our society states that these features are masculine things. However, what defines sex and gender does depend on cultural aspects, what defines a man in one culture will not be universal to all cultures. What defines being a man in Australia is vastly different to what defines a man in Peru.

We Teach Gender to Children

As sex and gender are too often lumped together, many people believing that your birth sex determines your gender and the characteristics associated with that particular gender. This is not hard-wired into men and women but rather taught to us from birth, baby girls receive pink clothes and baby dolls whilst boys are given blue outfits and monster trucks. From a young age boys are taught that expressing emotions, playing with girls’ toys or playing dress ups is a feminine quality and the male child is shamed out of this behaviour.

People NEED Labels

Experts have stated that “Gender is now one of the busiest, most restless terms in the English language, a word that crops up everywhere, yet whose uses seem to be forever changing, always on the move, producing new and often surprising inflections of meaning.” Humans have long feared the unknown, too often people are more comfortable with ideologies that we can label and categorise. A woman who dresses in masculine clothes and has masculine behaviours but still presents as a woman leaves people feeling confused because she breaks her normative alignment of her assumed gender or rather what is expected of her in society that person must make a choice to fall back into their gender alignment for people to accept them or continuously break this alignment and be treated differently by society. Basically, this is when people would question her gender and her sexuality, calling her a dyke would justify this behaviour and allow others to feel more comfortable because there is a reason for her behaviour.

Does Gender Really Matter

The term gender is problematic because it is hard to draw distinctions between the various genders. A researcher by the name Bradley stated that “…gender is more than a fixed label for individuals…”

Glover and Kaplan also assert that society is fixated on gender roles, gender gaps and gender bias agendas but not so much on what gender is to the individual. The truth is that the term is so subjective and ambiguous, it is able to morph to fit anyone’s desire, beliefs, sexual preferences [or lack thereof] and this is what causes the term to be busy. There is a reason many people struggle to understand gender as a concept because it a complex one at that. To study, gender is fascinating – however, it’s when people who disagree with the various genders concepts use this as a reason to bully and harass someone. At the end of the day everyone should be less concerned with what sex organs someone has and rather the person that they are on the inside.

Are We Able To Stop This UPRIZE?

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PEOPLE THE UPRIZE IS A MONTH AWAY FROM BEING AVAILABLE AND I’M WAY BEYOND TOO EXCITED TO WAIT TO TALK ABOUT!

This review is brought to you by a big dyke that hated dildos before working in an adult shop, but now has seen the light and owns too many to count. The first year of me working for Oh Zone I was only purchasing the dildos that looked the least like a penis as possible. Two years later and the majority of my collection now looks as lifelike as possible. Over the past two years, I have discovered a lot about myself and the things I am into when it comes to sex. I still haven’t worked it all out and there is still a lot of confusion that I have when it comes to my gender, but right now I am beyond happy to be a woman in 2018 with a product that is about to be released that gives me the option of having a penis that erects! Yes you read that correctly, the dildo erects and my big gay heart is exploding with joy because I finally get to experience having a proper hard-on!

This is the first erecting dildo so there definitely are some imperfections that I will talk about but first I am going to boast about all the great things that made me want to talk about it straight away.

The Uprize is a high-grade silicone, rechargeable dildo that can either be controlled via the two buttons on the side of the toy or with the wireless remote that it comes with. Silicone toys can not be used with silicone lubricant as it destorys the material. Make sure to purchase yourself some good quality, water-based lubricant if you do not already own some to use with the Uprize.

It has a suction base for solo play but it is also harness compatible for partner play. Love Honey has released an Uprize Harness that you can purchase separately but I have not seen it yet so I can’t give you a review on that aspect.

This awesome product doesn’t just erect, it also vibrates and there are 10 different vibration modes to choose from. When using the wireless remote, to make the dildo go from flacid to hard it only takes one click of the middle button. The other two buttons will allow you to control your vibration functions.

So far there will be two sizes available, a 6 inch and an 8 inch. You will also be able to purchase either of these sizes in three different colors, purple, black and nude.

The Uprize is 100% waterproof for some bathroom fun and I am pretty damn excited about that! Not quite sure how well it works for everyone else but being a lesbian and attempting to have sex in the shower is a very big struggle. I love it but it usually just ends in cramps some good laughs. Thinking about it now I’ve never tried using a strap on in the shower but this toy now makes me want to give it a shot. Waterproof also means it is super easy to keep clean! Toy cleaner and some warm water is the best way to keep your toys clean.

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Moving Dildo

As I said before there are some imperfections, but this is just my opinion so these may not be imperfections for you. The motor could be a lot quieter, as soon as you go past the first vibration setting it does get quite loud. When I squeezed the toy it didn’t sound as loud though so I’d recommend inserting it first before turning on vibrations if you live with people. Also, when it erects it isn’t super loud, but there is a noise that sounds like a plane taking off when it moves. For me, I want the most realistic experience and that is something that would put me off a bit.

It is quite heavy so I’m not sure how great it is going to be with certain harnesses. I’d probably recommend getting a harness with thicker straps and that has both waist and leg straps for extra support.

It could also definitely be a bit more realistic but like I said before, I know it is the first of its kind so I am sure they will only get better with time.

WARNING

This product is way too chunky to be used as a packer unless you are into having a super huge bulge, if that is the case then you should definitely go for it! I will warn you now though, I would not try making the toy go hard underneath pants or underwear as you may end up breaking the motor and this is not covered by warranty.

The Uprize comes with a 1-year manufacturing warranty.

Elliana is a consultant at the oh zone adult stores.

Freedom In Relationships!

Loving Relationships

Would you believe me if I told you that you can be in a relationship and have your absolute freedom?

I know that it may sound too good to be true for many of you. I have to admit that even I am coming to terms with the fact that the two can coexist.

What exactly do I mean when I speak of freedom? I’m not talking about that kind of free love, do whatever you want, fuck whoever you want kind of attitude that sees destructive behaviors normalized and people hurt. When I say freedom, I mean living life on your own terms and working towards those things that are really important to you whilst being loving and respectful towards your partner.

I completely empathise with those who cannot fathom the possibility of freedom in relationship. I feel at times somewhat of a conflict between living as a sovereign being who is whole and complete on her own and being in a loving relationship. Figuring out how the two can coexist can be a struggle. It seems that I become stuck in old patterns of thought at times as I attempt to make way for a new reality where absolute freedom goes hand in hand with the connection with my partner. “Do I really deserve to have both?” I often ask myself.

What I have come to know throughout my life up until recently is that freedom & relationship do not go together. Being in an intimate relationship in the past has meant sacrifice and giving up on those things I deeply desire. My only reference of what relationship meant growing up and in my previous relationship was one where constant compromise was seemingly necessary in order to “sustain” the relationship. There exists an idea of compromise and sacrifice when it comes to our intimate relationships, that to be in a loving relationship means we must relinquish certain things in our life for the other person.

I really want to clarify the ideas of “compromise” and “making sacrifices” in relationship as I believe them to be destructive when taken the wrong way. I don’t believe that we can go around in our life & in any of our relationships doing whatever the hell we want with little regard for others. Showing compassion and respect to others is vital if we’re to develop and sustain any relationships. With that in mind I don’t feel that we need to compromise on the big things that really matter to us. Our values and morals must be followed if we are to live in integrity. Our own unique path in life should not be neglected or compromised because we choose to spend it with another person.

Freeing Relationships
Free Relationships

Being in a relationship with a man over the last year who encourages me to live my life as I desire has caused me to re-evaluate my idea of freedom in a relationship. I am lovingly supported to follow my own path which can often conflict with my old belief that singledom is the only time when I can live my absolute truth.

My recent celibacy journey has deeply changed the person I have come to know as me. This means that right now I am attempting to get to know who I am and what I want from my life. Self-inquiry like this is challenging at times but I know it to be crucial for growth and expansion in all areas of my life. My previous patterns of thought would have me believe that I need to be single at this time to figure all of this out for myself, when in fact I am actually called to do this whilst being in relationship with another.

If I thought deep inner work was hard when I was single, being in a relationship trying to figure out “who the hell I am” is next level!! Having my freedom has meant taking a whole heap of space for myself and not being as available to my partner emotionally or physically.

 

Freedom can look so different for every individual. Freedom can mean having a non-monogamous relationship, being celibate, choosing to spend a week away on your own or simply choosing to do your own thing in life while your partner does theirs’s.

Freedom in relationship is only possible if you’re are willing and able to communicate your needs and desires clearly. I highly recommend having the conversations that may feel uncomfortable as opposed to supressing what you need until you reach breaking point.

Where in your relationship are you sacrificing your freedom for another? How can you open yourself up to the reality that freedom and a beautiful relationship coexist? How can you come to believe that you never have to compromise on the big things in life in order to be with another person?

The Unforgivable!

Unforgivable Actions

It’s that talk most couples have early on in the relationship,

“what are your deal breakers”

those few traits or issues that arise that under no circumstances will the person be forgiven for what they have done. Although mistakes are human we all do stupid things and some of those we regret, there are always those key instances that make or break a relationship. Each of us has our own level of patience, we each have a threshold of forgiveness and we each have the ability to understand and sympathize, but when does a mistake or accident become unforgivable?

Sometimes a momentary relapse in judgement can be fixed but other times it makes the relationship shaky and it isn’t so easy to repair. Trust is a huge part of a relationship, it’s the difference between forgiving someone and being able to move on or rendering the relationship dead, and its defiantly not easy to get that trust back once it has been rocked.

How do you move forward? How do you know if you should let go or forgive?

And how do you know it’s time to walk away and never look back?

A big factor is how you found out, as much as you feel disrespected, hurt, angry and broken hearted not to mention how painful it is to hear the best way is from them. Although they have done something horrible and hurtful they are remorseful and didn’t want you to find out any other way. It does show some respect on their behalf as they decided to tell you instead of keeping it a secret or waiting for you to find out. This also means they are aware of what they have done to hurt you and they are sorry for what they have done, telling you can make the situation easier rather than finding out any other way which can exaggerate the issue.

When someone else tells you something that you significant other has done it often has a range of feeling other than just hurt, you feel embarrassed and wonder who else knows and why were you the last to know? You may feel like there is a lot more people lying to you, not just your significant other and this is painful. Your issues become public and more opinions are thrown around about the future of your relationship.

Finding out yourself highlights the fact that there is a serious trust issue in the relationship, unless its something you find out accidentally (not from snooping). When you are searching for something or searching for evidence that something is happened things play out 100 times worse in your head, and you almost always exaggerate the issue, because at the back of your mind if you’re searching it already means the trust is gone in your relationship.

The way they react when they do tell you or you in fact confront them also says a lot about knowing if you can forgive them or not. It will tell you if they regret what they did, if it was a mistake, if it was calculated, or if they regret you finding out and not the act itself.

If they become defensive this could be a sign that they refuse to believe that what they did was actually wrong, they may even try to justify the reason why they did it or turn it around and blame you for their mistake. They often make up many reasons why they did it, which turns into a web of lies that they can’t keep memory of. This is usually the moment that trying to reason with them becomes heated and hurtful, you have tried to rationally explain why you are hurt and the parts that have hurt you the most and they are not listening or apologising. You need to keep it clear, if they are not respecting your feelings and are at least slightly remorseful you need to leave, you don’t deserve this type of damage to yourself.

If your significant other is apologetic and is trying to understand why they hurt you this mostly like it means they are genuine and what they did really was a mistake. You have the opportunity to dig deeper to maybe why this happened and how you both feel, even though you are deeply hurt knowing they are remorseful does make things easier and does show they care for you.

To many there are deal breakers, but then there are also behaviors that under no circumstances should they be questioned as unforgivable. Abuse of any kind- including physical, sexual or emotional, addiction – including drug, alcohol, sex, shopping, work, or porn, affairs, poor hygiene, inattention, religious differences. These hated behaviors that if your significant other has no intentions or willingness, to change are certainly deal breakers and unforgivable. Some people can tolerate more in a relationship then others, but this doesn’t mean they accept that behavior, most of these behaviors are issues for deeper problems and if they are destructive to the relationship you need to work out if they can be worked on or they are unforgivable.
The mistakes itself is also a big deciding factor, was it lying, cheating, a reoccurring problem and the big question do they respect you?

There is a difference between white lies and a lie that is a big deal and hurtful, lies generally become a problem when they impact the security of the relationship. If your partner is lying about what they are doing, who they are with, who they are talking to, or hiding things from you, you need to question what their intentions are. Especially if lying is becoming a reoccurring issue, patterns of lying only ever get worse or more hurtful as they go on, if the trust is gone, there isn’t much more you can do to fix it again.

Straying Eyes
Philanderer

Cheating can come in so many different forms but basically cheating is a touchy subject to most. Where they thinking of you while they were being unfaithful? Or did they only think about you finding out. Most who actively cheat will do it again especially if you forgive them the first time, if it truly was a mistake they will do everything in their power to prove to you that it was exactly that, a mistake.

A reoccurring problem is one in which happens time and time again, it can be a combination of anything that hurts you or something in which you can’t move beyond in the relationship. Reoccurring problems are deal breakers and are unforgivable because if your significant other is constantly hurting you this means they either do not respect you, or they honestly think this behavior is ok, and if that’s the case you need to get over it or leave.

Respect is massive in a relationship along with trust, it is the foundation of a relationship and partnership. Mistakes can happen, but you need to ask yourself if your significant other respects you enough not to make that mistake again, are they able to put you through that pain again and live with their consequences. You need to forgive that person for the relationship to work, but if you cannot do that you need to decide if the relationship is worth fighting for, if that’s the case you need to let go of the hurt and pain and focus on the future.

Only you can decide if something is unforgiveable, but often that’s the hardest part of the decision, walking away or choosing to stay is up to you.

Morgan x