One glistening beacon of hope continues to shine National Masturbation Month! Yes! The month of May has cum! Pun DEFINITELY intended. Although not everyone knows about it, most of us celebrate it, and everyone enjoys it! During these times, your hand can become your best friend! Here are some tips to make your you time just a bit more fun, and to help you celebrate the most enjoyable national celebration nobody knows about!
**Please Note** This article will be filled with terrible euphemisms about masturbating. Sorry in advance.
Lube it Up for National Masturbation Month
This one might be obvious, but no matter what’s in your pants, lube can take your self guided tour to another level! Your local sex shop should have a spanning array of options for you to choose from, and if you’re going solo and turning on the sprinklers without a toy or in the shower, some silicone lube (check out SuperSlyde!) will do you wonders.
If you’re using a sex toy some water based lube (check out Pjur Aqua) will be your new best friend. There are of course countless lubes with funky features to make your time scratching Yoda behind the ears just a bit more interesting. Warming, cooling, buzzing, and tingling lubes all exist, so ask your local sex shop consultant to help you find what you need!
Switch It Up!
Has debugging the hard-drive gotten a bit mundane? Do you do the same routine to visit the safety deposit box every night? Simply don’t! Try a different hand, a different technique, try it in the shower! Try it on the floor, try it by yourself, do it for an hour!
Pardon the rhyme, but just do something to switch up your routine. Hell! Pick up a toy from your local sex shop and discover a whole new world of pleasure! There’s plenty of sex toys that are great value for money. Take your time finding what can improve your experience taming the shrew, and find what makes your time most enjoyable!
Porn
Now, porn isn’t for everyone, and that’s okay! If you’re not the kind of person that pairs your time drafting a blog post with some erotic media, skip ahead to the next paragraph! If you do enjoy your time Finding Nemo with some special movies, don’t be afraid to branch out to genres you haven’t tried yet.
If you don’t like it, click along, if you do, you’ve expanded your sexual horizons, and what’s not to love about that! Similarly, if you’re willing to spend a few dollars, there are plenty of websites where you can get custom content tailored to EXACTLY what you want!
Check out sites like OnlyFans for that sort of deal!
Make A Night Of It!
Light some candles. Put on some slow, sexy music. Have a bath, bubbles of course, and get into something comfortable.
Put on your preferred media, or none at all, and take your time with yourself. Lone Rangering can be just as sexy as the actual act of sex, so have a nice night in, and enjoy your Keynoting in Cupertino just a little bit more.
Partner Up
If you’re with a partner, you may be defaulting to your usual routine of some half-assed foreplay, average sex, and then sleeping. Spice things up! Suggest some mutual masturbation, and get to Auditioning for Finger Puppets with someone special!
There’s no reason sex needs to be the only thing you can do with a partner. And for those not in the immediate vicinity of their loved ones, this can be the only option, but that’s no reason it can’t be a good time!
Have Fun and Happy Masturbation Month
There’s no reason hacking the home network needs to be a boring affair. With the world wide web at your disposal, there’s nothing stopping you from having a fantastic time by your lonesome.
Make minding the gap a fun time. Be sure to take your time preparing your monologue next time you get the chance. Have fun, and happy National Masturbation Month.
Here are some final euphemisms I didn’t find space for in the article, if you’re interested.
- Taking a selfie at the bean.
- Shaking hands with the milkman.
- Practicing the trumpet.
- Meeting with the small council.
- Badgering the witness.
- Rocking the Casbah.
Enjoy!
You Are Going To Flip Out Over Tenga’s Flip Hole!
Masturbation… What a magical word and once you are in, what a magical world as well! Apart from women, this word means a lot of things for men.
All men know well the place of it in their lives but each of them has different interpretations for the action itself. That was the first thing we’ve done with a pillow or something else, mostly unconsciously, even before learning how to speak when we were a little child.
For some reasons that I couldn’t understand, we have been fooled by lies about masturbation. For instance, “If you jerk off too much. Why too much? Does it mean that do it once a week but don’t cross the line? You will have pimples all over your face or an adolescent having pimples on his face was subjected to hearing absurd sentences.
Tenga Mens Masturbators
Anyway, to cut to the chase, it is 2010s and people in the industry have met the needs of men with launching great male masturbators. One of those is the Tenga Flip Hole Masturbator designed by Tenga which is a Japanese company and really good at masturbators.
Having been a fan of Fleshlight sex toys for many years I was a bit worried that the Tenga Flip-Hole I was sent by Adultsmart would disappoint. And not live up to the exquisite sensations the Fleshlights give me.
When it first arrived I must say I was pleasantly surprised to see how good this product looked. In fact I would go as far as to say that it looked nicer and more stream-lined than the standard torch design.
Packaging and Price
The packaging it came in also impressed and was tasteful and well thought out. Tenga is a Japanese brand. I am assuming that so much thought has gone into the design as they are the first masturbator that I know that is available in Department stores across Japan. Making it the number one selling male sex toy in that Country.
They have also catered for all budgets allowing customers to purchase throwaway strokers that you can buy for under $10 to the crème de la crème range that will set you back over $100.
Flip Hole’s recommended retail price in Australia is AUD $132 or just under $100USD and Adultsmart will ship it anywhere in the world for USD$7 via DHL.
Features of the Tenga Flip-Hole
- It has 4 different styles which are black, silver, red and white. Each of them is designed to give different sensations either by unique textures of the internal sleeve or by the pressure buttons on the side of the toy.
- Made of TPR Silicone which is hypoallergenic, latex and phthalate free and has series of ribs, ripples and orbs on the sleeve.
- Material softness is different in each of the types. (White is the softest and black is the hardest).
- It is 6 3/4 inches in length so if you are hung, this toy will not give you great sensations.
- Buttons on the toy provide pressure at three different points independently or together and can also be used for added suction.
- It is quite a weighty masturbator, much heavier than the Fleshlight.
- Plastic tube comes apart at the middle with a clip that allows you to open it to apply lubricant, clean or replace if the sleeve gets damaged.
- There is an instruction manual at the bottom of the box.
- A warranty card that needs to be filled out for your 12 month warranty to be valid.
Tenga Flip-Hole has three buttons in the middle of the plastic casing.
When you open the casing you will see a sleeve that is made of clear Themoplastic Elastomer. A very flexible gel like material that is completely body safe.
This sleeve has lots of bump, patterns, textures and nodules each one will give a specific but different sensation to your beast. The instruction manual says to only use water based lubricants.
If You’re Hung this Might not be for You
Tenga Flip-Hole is not made to cater for very large men. So if you an average 6-7 inches you never get to experience all the different textures. With the Tenga Flip-Hole there are that many textured packed along the way. You will never be left disappointed that you are not getting the whole experience.
Tenga caters for me up to about 8 inches I would say as it seemed there were a couple of inches spare when I was using it as I have an average sized six inch dick.
Tenga Flip-Hole comes with a cap, instruction guide and 3 different samples of lubricants in its package. Those are wild, real and mild from the thinner one to the thicker respectively.
How to Use the Tenga Flip-Hole
Most important thing before use is to lube the toy up. It is really simple! Open the toy, lay it out and apply plenty of lubricant. You know that the lubricant must be water-based or specifically Super Slyde ( I got a chance to try it just a few days ago, shame on me, OMG it rocks!!!).
Then close the sides, slide the cap and penetrate!
Following these instructions, I liberally put some lube into the sleeve and then used the clip to close the unit. Then worked myself up to a semi hard erection and put my dick into the opening. At the entrance your penis must go through a deep ridge that stimulated the glans on my penis.
My erection now was fully erect as I entered the Flip-Hole slowly savoring all the different sensations of which there were tons more than the Fleshlight.
Amazing Different Sensations with Tenga
As I continued to stroke with the Tenga Flip-Hole I was amazed at the amount of different feeling I was experiencing and then I used the buttons.
Squeezing the buttons increases suction, or tightens the sleeve basically allowing you to change the sensual experience. The one thing I did not like about the Flip-Hole though was the noise. Fleshlight is pretty much silent but this thing was making sucking and squishy noises and is a bit off-putting.
Within no time though I had orgasmed.
Time to Clean Up
It was a breeze, once you remove the clip you can clean it with luke warm water and mild detergent. Took no time to clean as opposed to pulling out the fleshlight sleeve and then trying to get inside or turn it inside out to clean.
Drying it also was easy I simply turned it whilst open upside down and the water trickled out and within an hour it was dry. The Flip-Hole however has a limited life span because of the material it is made from. The manufacturer says it needs replacing after about 60 uses and recommends replacing the sleeve then.
Types of Tenga Flip-Hole
Let me start with the black one. It has the firmest sleeve among all of them. Triangular walls zig zag throughout the toy, offering more resistance to the head of the penis. Obviously, the texture is designed for intense frenulum and glans stimulation.
Red one has dozens of nubs and brushing rib to provide friction to the head of the penis. The texture is lighter than the one in Black. This is for men seeking strong amounts of suction rather than focusing on texture.
Texture on the Silver one is more plain compared to the others. It is a bit firmer than the White one but the low profile texture makes this one smoother. It is for men who find the White one tight. Although the Flip Hole Masturbator is treated as a sex toy for solo play, there is no restrain using it as a couple toy. However, in my opinion, don’t let anyone be between you and your toy.
No matter what colour you choose, you will certainly love it!
After you use Flip Hole Masturbator, you will not want to use hands or something else! (except for having intercourse of course).
It is a high price to pay for a sex toy that needs replacing every month. All in all I loved the Tenga Flip-Hole and the experience it gave me. It was easy to clean and gave me more intense experience than a Fleshlight.
On the downside it is noisy that can be off putting. If you are to use it every day feel that the price tag may be a bit high as you will only get 3 months before the sleeve needs replacing.
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