My Super Hung Hero’s Captain Cock

Just the other day I entertained the thought of arousing myself with my favourite super hero’s cock. You see I had come across the ultimate treat a dildo named the Super Hung Hero Captain Cock which is based upon Captain America. I absolutely worship Captain America so I thought this product would make a perfect addition to my sex toy collection. The dildo is made in a classic blue colour that instantly inspires desire for some macho like action beneath the sheets. This dildo definitely helps out in setting the scene for my orgasmic fantasy to come to life.

Pop-culture Made Batman My Super Hung Hero!

Super Hung Heroes is a range of dildos made by the adult company Doc Johnson. They are made based upon all of our favorite marvel super heroes and comics but they are extremely hung. Imagine Spiderman ripping out his gigantic red swollen cock, Thor putting his extremely hard hammer down, Iron Man with his mushroom headed hard dong, Batman with his ridged winged big dong and Captain America’s sex toy like dong that’s humble and gets straight to the point. With the introduction to these dildos, I will also introduce you to who I am.

I myself, am a gay comic nerd who plays video games like the card game Magic The Gathering and all sorts of board game stuff. Now I never used to be into comics but my wonderful and amazing boyfriend of five years (can you tell it’s our anniversary this week) has turned me. With every release of a Marvel/DC film he has patiently dealt with all my questions concerning characters. He has devotedly dragged me to the cinemas and we have watched… Every… Single… Damn… Marvel and DC Film. I’ll give the studio credit – they must be rolling in it.

And yes, before you ask we have watched the gay porn parodies including Captain Americock, Batman and Robin; An all-male parody, Batdude and Throbin and our personal favorite The Green Lantern is Gay. Though, I will freely admit that we were devastated about the lack of Ryan Reynolds in this film. Though listen up, you can see Ryan Reynolds Ass in Deadpool. Just sayin’. Go see it. It’s an amazing film. Also, putting it out there, if Marvel wants some new marketing blood in their marketing team.

There are plenty of movies that are being released like Black Panther, Avengers Infinity War, Ant Man and the Wasp, Captain Marvel and Spider-Man Homecoming 2. So, to celebrate all these upcoming movies, today I will be looking at one of the Super Hung Heroes and I have my eye on the ”The Caped Cock”. I wonder what a superhero’s cock would feel like! *Insert Dramatic Fanfare*.

Now, I do find it hilarious that the ‘Caped Cock’ is an uncircumcised cock and for those that love uncut sex toys – this will have you in the zone in no time.  Combine this with some water-based cum lubricant and… Well, what I was going to say is just too damn crass. So you can fill in the blanks. Now before you get too excited, I need to warn you. When the tagline is ‘Super Hung’, they ain’t lying. This massive Super Hung Hero is just over two inches wide by one a half inches. It is wide. Did I mention it is wide? So, just like any good superhero “slash” athlete you will need to warm up before using this super villain AKA Bad Boy. So pucker up, spread your personal lubricant of choice liberally and get those sphincter muscles warmed up because there is no way you can take this thing cold.

You’ll also notice that it could not be a Batman Cock without the shape of batman, so rather than sacrifice a phallic shape, they’ve embossed the batman wings on either side of the shaft and then ‘scored’ it, so it almost feels like a bat. Not that I’ve ever felt a bat, but it kind of feels like the leathery wings… alright. Now that I think about it, and since the bat is a mammal it doesn’t feel like a bat. I can feel the ripples and they feel very subtle. When you run your fingers along it, you can tell that it will feel good. If you can fit it in that is! On top of that, it has little ridges around the two bat wings so, whilst there’s not a lot going on, there’s certainly some room for some solid stimulation. It’s made of a softish silicone, and when lube is applied it feels silky smooth.

My only critique of this is the balls. They aren’t balls, they’re barely even in the shape of balls. Considering the detail on this, and when I compare it to the other Super Hung Heroes dildos – I was a little disappointed that they thought they’d literally just gloss over the balls and not pay any attention to them. That’s certainly not what you should do with balls. It is made in America like the majority of super heroes, this silicone dildo will have any fan boy squealing. Whether that’s from delight… or something else. Well that’s for you to decide and for you to ensure that you warm up for the Super Hung Heroes!

A Super Hung Hero Gives The Hammer!

Doc Johnson has made a whole new range of sex toys called the “Super Hung Heroes”. Doc Johnson describes “The Hammer” from their range of products as being:

‘Behold a treasure form a far off planet! Nailing in at 9” long with a 1.5” width, Super Hung Heroes The Hammer features a deep brown shaft bestowing mythical pleasure powers to whoever possesses it, topped off with a firm silver base that the God of Thundering Orgasms would be proud to call his own! Made of Platinum Premium Silicone, The Hammer is here to banish bedroom boredom and make you rumble with pleasure! Health Grade, Hypoallergenic, and Phthalate-free. Proudly Made in America.’

Well this is a novel idea, a dildo on a hammer based on the Marvel Character Thor. I know many people who have sexual fantasized about their favorite comic book or super hero character coming to life. You know the feeling of this heavily built man or sexually strong woman seducing you with their moralistic endeavours that just so happen to let them be the most sexiest human being on the planet. It is only the super hero that can save the day and they choose to be with you to fulfill each other’s sexual needs. Mmmmm, corny or not? The Super Hung Line from Doc Johnson has a hero for everyone; It can be a mean and green hulk or a Dark and brooding Batman.

I got the Thor hammer. The Hammer is brilliant and colorful and shaped like the one Thor has in the Marvel movies and comics. It has a leather grip for you to twirl it around if you so desire and a brown handle. So not only can you use it as your sex toy you can spin it around and threaten anybody in your household that has been of bad behavior. It is a non-vibrating phallic dildo that I was about to do hammer-time with it. Feel the wrath of Thor I say.

Ever since I discovered this line of sex toys I’ve been checking out the Marvel Website to see what other potential toys they can make. Maybe we’ll get a Captain Marvel masturbator soon! Who knows, we may get one. So whatever your super-hero, you can choose favorite. Not only could you use this as an awesome, and cheeky cosplay idea for when you go to Comic-Con, but you can double it as a bedroom fun toy! If you find your lover watching repeats of Thor or the Hulk Doc Johnson has got you covered if you want to do a role play in the bedroom to fulfill their sexual fantasy. These sex toys will be funny and a great sexual turn on in the bedroom.

It is pretty sturdily constructed and you can use the hammer portion of it as a base should you want to jump up and down on it and the spiraling ridge gives it quite a unique sensation, The Hammer is not too large and not too small but I would suggest it is intended for solo play as giving my partner a hammer to fuck me with gives me the heebie jeebies. The shaft is firm yet it does bend so in no way does it cause pain or discomfort when inserted. It also allows you to find your g-spot. I would suggest you use a lot of lubricant with this weapon to ensure a friction-less experience. We recommend the award winning Superslyde lubricant as it never fails it sexual duty. I wasn’t game enough to try this anally as I thought of putting a hammer up my butt did not appeal to me however. I think because of the flexibility of the dildo it could make a great anal toy.

Although a novel concept and I am sure that Doc Johnson has sold a shit-load of these because of that novelty factor but I could not quite get into this dildo sex toy. Give me a lelo vibrator any day and I will write a thesis on how great they are but this left me just short of the mark. Don’t get me wrong it works and for some who are into super-heroes (in more ways than one) it might be the bomb.

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