The Sleek & Discreet Lelo Mia 2!

All though I would check out Lelo’s bullet, the Mia 2. I am forever extolling the virtues of the amazing we-vibe tango, as THE bullet of choice for its unparalleled rumbles and powerful vibrations. My go to bullet for less money would always be the Nu sensuelle, not so rumbly, but pretty darn powerful.  So what are Lelo bringing to the table? Their price point is similar to the Tango, so I am hoping for good things. Firstly I love the box, it’s all black and discreet and  It looks very much like there is something expensive and exciting inside. It is perfect for storage, but when you open the box it comes with a little satin bag anyway. The bag contains the manual and the USB charger cord and a tiny sachet of Lelo ‘personal moisturiser’. The toy is presented on a little velvet platform. and I would be very happy to receive this couples sex toy as a gift.

The LELO Mia 2 is a bullet vibrator that’s about 4.5 inches long and is in the lipstick style, except it looks exactly like my mascara. it is sleek and discreet.  It can easily disguise itself as a convincing innocent member of your purse contents. It looks quite refined it is lightweight and easy to hold. One end is gently rounded at the tip and holds most of the vibration. The other end is pointed and angled and has slightly less vibration. It opens up like a lipstick and you plug it directly into the charger. I know I am probably the only one on the planet who thinks this, but I was amazed, I hadn’t seen a toy do that, I thought it was so cool. so much better than the Tango, floundering about on your nightstand propped precariously up against something, desperately trying to stay attached to its charger (I hate magnet chargers). Anyway, I digress, back to the main event.  It is made of 100% body safe ABS plastic. I would probably prefer silicone because plastic gets so slippery with lube. It looks so classy though, so I can forgive that.

It is very easy to use the controls are a simple plus and minus button – the plus, intuitively, turns Mia 2 up while the minus turns it down. Once you’re at the highest vibration, you can hold the plus button to access the 5 vibration patterns, and scroll through them. Press the minus button to get back to the steady vibrations,  then press again to turn Mia 2 off. It travels locks too by pressing both buttons at once, which we like. It has  6 different speeds, but I couldn’t really notice the difference, It works better if you use it intuitively.  As for the vibration quality, I think it is perfect. It is very rumbly, it isn’t as powerful as the Tango but it is more than enough for me. I didn’t expect it to be as good as it this. I have held off reviewing Lelo toys so far as I think they are a bit overpriced and I can often find a similar if not better equivalent toy in another brand for a better price.

It is 100% waterproof and has a battery life of 1.5 hours. It is also unbelievably quiet.  This wasn’t going to be a comparison piece but since I mentioned those other two bullets I will finish off on this. If the price didn’t come into it I would pick the Mia 2. I like the way it looks and feels and vibrates (and charges). Nice one Lelo. Read a satisfied customer :

‘I love my little Lelo Mia 2 clitoral vibrator. It’s reasonably small, so it is convenient to carry in your handbag or pocket if you wished. It came with a small instruction booklet, a little material pouch to store it in, a box and sample lube. The material is very easy to clean. The top part twists off to reveal the USB port to charge it at your computer. This is a hundred times better than buying batteries all the time. It sort of looks like a USB stick. The lower settings are very mild, but press the plus button and you get more moderate vibrations. As the vibrator is on the smaller size, it can be a little hard to press the plus and minus buttons to change settings when you are mid way through a session. I wish you tell when it’s about to run out of power so you can recharge it before it does. Overall, though, the size and convenience makes this an excellent quality clitoral vibrator for someone who likes low to moderate vibrations.’

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Generation Y is also not only the travel generation but also the sex toy generation, with stigma’s about adult stores and the use of adult toys slowly fading away and more people becoming sexually aware of their body and what they can use to pleasure themselves, it is not surprising that people are starting to take their sex toys on holidays with them. However, there are places in this world that forbid both sexual materials including sex toys, the countries below are included;

  • Thailand
  • Malaysia
  • Vietnam
  • India
  • Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates
  • The Maldives
  • Generally countries around the Persian  Gulf

So what do you do when you can’t take a vibrator into a country that you are traveling to? Don’t have sex for the duration of you’re stay. In fact, stop having sex all together. Just quit it. Cold turkey. Just kidding. Fortunately enough their is a beautiful company in Sweden that create both innovative and beautifully designed toys, and go by the name Lelo. Yes, that is right. Lelo has provided the world with some of the most well designed vibrators, winning numerous awards for creativity and design in their product field (adult). The Lelo Mia 2 is the answer to you’re traveling restriction problems. It is designed like no other vibrator, and can easily fly under the radar. Talk about living the 007 life. Are you ready for you’re the first assignment? Ok, lets go.

17:00 Hours – Dubai International Airport – United Arab Emirates

Assignment: Transport Mia 2 undetected through Dubai customs undetected.

You’re in Dubai for a quick fly in, fly out business meeting, and you have an Australian friend Sarah that lives in Dubai that you promised you will bring her a cheeky clitoris vibrator from home. You’ve done you’re research and found that not only does the Mia 2 have 6 thrilling functions with a 1.5 hour continuous battery, but it also comes with a 1 year warranty and 10 year guarantee, meaning that it will defiantly do well on a long mission.

You’re walking through the customs screening area, the tension is high yet you’re a trained professional knowing that you’re package is completely undetectable. You look eyes with a Dubai customs officer, he says you are traveling alone, and only have a duffle bag with you. He gets suspicious. You get the international hand gesture for “come here”. As you head over to him he begins to let you know that he will be searching your bag, and it is just a random bag check. He asks if you have to declare anything or have any prohibited items, you’re reply is “no”. Whilst searching through the bag he comes across a satin pouch which is containing the Mia 2 in it. You had to ditch the box in Sydney because you knew it would be suspicious is you traveled with it. He begins to inspect the Lelo Mia 2 and does not know what to make of this strange item. You ask to hold it to show him something. He hands it over and you take the cap off the end of it, which reveals a USB port. The customs officer nods as you explain that it is you’re company USB stick and gestures you to move along and enjoy you’re stay. Little did he know that the USB is actually used to charge the Mia 2. You reach Sarah’s apartment where she is waiting for you with excitement, after she greets you, you hand over her toy. Confused at how you got it through customs, Sarah gives you a massive grin with the Mia 2 in her one hand, and her other hand dragging you to the bedroom.

Mission Accomplished. Take care 0069.

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