Loki Gives Me Prostate Joy!

There must be something in the air at the moment, everyone is buying anal toys. I thought I would take a look at the luxury prostate massager the LELO Loki. I’ve never really understood the whole anal sex thing whilst everyone else, apparently, was climbing it like a tree in ecstasy. I enjoy it, but I’ve always felt that I was missing out on something. It was just everyone had spoken about prostate stimulation and how amazing it was and i was sitting there thinking – yeah sure, it’s good but it’s not ground-splitting-the-heavens-come-forth-and-take-me. I’ve used several prostate massagers in my search for this mystical orgasm, none of them quite . . . worked. They were good, i loved them they were amazing. But they weren’t the mystical X i was searching for. Maybe it didn’t really exist and I’d been lied to all those years. Kind of like when you think that that colour is red to me, but how does someone else see it? I’d always been a big fan of the fun factory brand, and the Semillino and the Booty plug were probably the two most intense stimulating toys I’d used before. Then I got a Lelo Loki. I was skeptical at first after looking at it and despite it saying how powerful it was, I’d bought other toys expecting a V8 and getting a four cylinder Toyota.

Now, I’d been familiar with Lelo before and I’ve always loved their design. But what they lacked, was power. Which was precisely the reason why I’d steered clear of them – plus i was never really a fan of their boys range which isn’t to say they weren’t good. Just that they weren’t good for me – similar to how some men like hard boys with tats and rap sheets, and I’ve always been partial to the clean cuts. Though, as i age, my tastes change and i could say exactly the same thing about my taste in boys. That’s the thing about toys (and boys) regardless of the brand (or dick size) – sometimes it just isn’t your thing. So when i was looking for a replacement for Fun Factory Duke, the brand new LELO Loki was recommended to me. At first i was skeptical, but i was speaking to the ‘Live Help’ on Adultsmart and they assured me that it was very powerful.  And i was excited. Not as excited as discovering my local park was a gay beat, but pretty damn excited.

Since I didn’t really have a prostate vibrator like this (I had ones that you would pop in and leaver whilst having sex or rocking back and forth on the bed) i thought, what the hell I’ll give it a go. The thing you need to know is that any Lelo products are stunning. They’re beautifully packaged, they are nicely weighted and they’re just in general an amazing looking product. So when my package arrived, i eagerly tore it open and popped it on charge so it was fully prepared for usage. Lelo products always come with a warranty card, a lubricant sample, charger and the manual. For the warranty card, just go online and register it to activate your warranties. I’ll be honest, i didn’t read the manual. Who does anymore? The quick specs are that the Lelo is a silicone toy, waterproof and submersible, with a bunch of variable settings. Which basically means that there’s a bunch of settings and rather than them being preset speeds, you can ramp up or down the vibration power manually. I’ll also add that it’s not really a beginner toy being around 3cm wide or roughly two and a half fingers. It’s also a little deeper than other prostate stimulators being 10cm in length. But the power on this thing is incredible, I thought the Duke had some power but this thing was like a mini Body Wand vibrating inside me. It was full and plump and powerful and let me tell you, it rocked my world. I’ve only come hands free once in my life before, and with this toy, it happened again.

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LELO Loki  comes in two colours, black or blue.  The first thing I noticed about the Loki was that it’s very similar to some of Lelo’s female vibes, the Mona, in particular . It has the same silicone shaft and ABS handle where the controls are but Its dimensions are obviously more anally appropriate. Like all Lelo products it is 100% body safe.  Loki  has a total insertable length of  around 4 1/2″,  and a slightly curved bulb that is just over 4 1/2″ in circumference, and a neck that is 3″. The silicone is matte and  exceptionally smooth and seamless. I just cant stop stroking it. I mean I  really cant stop touching it….I am beginning to think the Loki should be purchasing ME me for ITS  own pleasure!

The shape is perfect with a curve designed for maximum prostate contact. It is completely rigid so once inserted you could angle the handle for extra pressure. The buttons are well placed and simple to use. There are two buttons to change the intensity and two buttons to move through the six different vibration patterns. It is gently tapered for easy insertion and it has a slightly flared base so it can’t go in too far. The bulbous bit is not too big, in fact most guys I have met would probably think it was on the small side. but a first time user would probably need plenty of lube and maybe even a practice toy to warm up with. Considering you are never going to please everyone when it comes to matters of girth and length, I think they have pitched it pretty perfectly.

LELO Loki also promises it is 100% waterproof up to a meter submerged. There is a silicone plug covering the charger hole which makes me slightly nervous. Maybe I have watched too many 70s murder mysteries where someone always gets killed with a hairdryer dropped in the bath. Being waterproof makes it super easy to keep clean and that is really important with anal toys. Just make sure that silicone plug is in what ever you do so I can sleep easy tonight.

If you want to splash out on something special, then all in all Lelo Loki is a great toy, it looks and feels great. its shape and vibrations are perfectly suited to prostate play and most men who have tried it seem to love it. At the same time I believe if a woman was to use the prostate massager as a G spot it could definitely work. It does look very masculine and would make a beautiful gift. It comes packaged in a black sophisticated – looking box that shows the toy off nicely. Inside you find  the USB charger( 2 hours play for 1 hour charge), instructions and a registration card  ( If you register the toy, you get a years worth of product warranty and Lelo will replace the sex toy for 50% of its value after that) There is a complimentary sachet of their personal lubricant. I think this is a bit of a cheeky marketing ploy for their lubricant product, rather than a genuine extra because anal play usually demands a little more lube than is provided here. It does also come with a quality black satin drawer string bag to keep everything safe.

Author: Alexis is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Andrew is right into the Fet Lifestyle and enjoys BDSM. He has written about these subjects in many arena’s and is an expert at Shibari. He shares his knowledge by working with Adultsmart a sex toy store. Enjoy the descriptive and educational articles he has written.

2 Replies to “Loki Gives Me Prostate Joy!”

  1. Most sites are too prude to write about P-Spot and Prostate sex toys. Thanks for the info – love the lelo loki it opened up a whole new world of sexuality for me/

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