A Very Kinky Christmas

So you want to give the gift of kink this Christmas, but have no clue where to start? Well lucky you, you’re in exactly the right place to find out! We can start basic and work our way up, whether you’re an amateur or a real A list Dom we’ll have something for everyone.

First things first, are we talking just adding a bit of spice via sex toys to have orgasms? If so, here are a few for all my people out there looking;

You can start with the basics, even just a bullet vibrator to help rest some wrists and fingers (even they deserve a few public holidays off). For this I’ve got two obvious choices:

Maia Jessi
This bad boy is one of the strongest bullets you’ll get that won’t break the bank, this one comes with 10 functions, 3 speeds (which will rock your world) and 7 pulse settings, fully waterproof, rechargeable, and comes with a 1 year warranty? This gets a big yes from me, as I tell all my customers this guy was my best friend for 2 years, and fixed my life after a breakup, before I delved further into the toy life.

Lovense Ambi

Now we’re getting a little further up the chain with this guy, but as we all know Lovense is my one true love of the sex toy word. Ambi is shaped like a T, with a little handle for you to hold (good bye numb fingers and hand cramps), one end of the top is the standard bullet shaped while the other sports a pointed tip for pin point vibrations and leg shaking orgasms. As with all Lovense toys Ambi here connects to an app on your phone, so whether you’re spending Christmas with your person or not, the connection will still be there and you can have your very own version of holiday sex thanks to the internet!

Now we’ve got the option of toys that you can use together.

We-Vibe’s Chorus

This toy is a crowd favourite, with it’s bendable shape making it perfectly fit to the contours of your body, it’s ability to be used during sex and on it’s own get it’s very far. My favourite part is how versatile it is though, if you’re not a fan of using it during sex that’s totally normal, you can wrap it in your hand for handjobs, it can be placed under the chin to turn your tongue into a vibrator, and of course you can use it as (what I like to call) Sexy Clicker Training, where one party wears the Chorus internally while they give the other head. The  one receiving the head controls the squeeze remote and squeezes when they get a sensation they like!

 

Okay that’s enough toys… For now. Onto the little things.
You want to try a little more, you’re thinking fluffy cuffs. I think otherwise.

 

Scandal

I’ve done a whole blog about this so I’ll keep it brief, but the intricate red design contrasted on the black is amazing, the softness of the inside of their cuffs, collars, everything. I’m really anal (pun intended) about all my things matching to a degree and the fact that their whole range sports the same patterns and colours just itches my brain in the right way.

 

Blindfolds
This is a good and pretty inexpensive way to spice things up, taking vision away from someone is an awesome form of sensory play, I’m sure we’re all aware that taking a sense away heightens the others, blindfolding during sex is no different. Taking sight away means running a feather across the body is going to feel 10x more exciting.

Massage Oils
I don’t need to say much on this, who doesn’t love a massage? Buying any of the oils in the Wildfire range will get you ready to go, they’re not overpowering but they still smell great and include aphrodisiacs, need I say more?

Bed Restraints
What could possible be better than having your partner tied to the beg and waiting. It’s so sexy when they’re not able to use their hands and can only use their words. By the way, it’s a good idea to have a safe word for this, I know it’s nothing too crazy but when trying out new things you never know what that person is going to feel.

Ball gags
You can get breathable ones for the beginners, you can get elastic straps, buckles, chewable silicone balls, hard plastics, everything to suit everyone, they’re a fun little step into bondage.

Paddles
These are a good replacement for your hand, regular round paddles are fun for an even dispersion of the hit, spit tip crops are awesome for getting the perfect smacking sound, and then regular floggers are super good for getting a lot of little hits in one go.

 

There’s more but we’d be here forever, whatever it is you get your people for Christmas I’m sure they’d love it, and coming in to see your friendly experts at Oh Zone will guarantee a Very Kinky Christmas.