Solo Play Or Couples Play With Je Joue Mio Cock Ring!

You know when you hear a review about a sex toy and you say to yourself “Wow, that is such a good idea! Why on earth didn’t I think of that?” And you feel that your life might be just a little bit better from now on for knowing it. Well, that happened to me today when a colleague of mine suggested a Tenga Cock Ring as an alternative waterproof bullet. I mean, for goodness sake! It means you don’t have to hold on to something that is vibrating in your hands. Like a female vibrator for fingering, a lot of the vibrations are absorbed and it is far more of a hands-free experience. The We-Vibe Tango is a great bullet and so is the Nu Sensuelle Joie,  but while I love the power of both these sex toys, I don’t want to be vibrating around the room with it. I always tell customers the sex benefits of using these Cock Rings with bullets. But for some reason I didn’t think of it the other way round, using the virtues of a cock ring as an accessory for a girl using a bullet.

Anyway, suffice it to say, I am looking at the cock rings with far more of a selfish interest than I used to. I thought I would do a blog review on the Je Joue Mio Cock Ring.

It is one of the pricier Cock Rings in the sex toy industry and comes packaged as such. Je Joue packaging is quality and generally fairly discreet stylish and unisex. The box is sturdy and perfect for storage, inside the product is displayed on a raised platform.  Alongside it, is a small lidded compartment that holds the charger and instructions. It comes in three sophisticated colours, black, plum and magenta. The body safe silicone is silky smooth. The bulgy vibrating part of the Cock Ring is hard. The ring is really stretchy, tight enough to slightly restrict the blood flow, which is the purpose of a cock ring but stretchy enough to pull your testicles through if you like. Lots of people prefer that for both the feel and visuals. It can be used in couples play with the vibrating bulge contacting the clitoris during sex or for solo play, the bulge can be twisted underneath the penis shaft against the balls.

Je Joue Mio Cock Ring Photo
Photo: Je Joue Mio Cock Ring

 

Je Joue Mio Cock Ring has a magnetic charger (not a USB cord). The magnets are strong enough to maintain contact without needing to be checked on, which you would think would be a given when creating a charger, but unbelievably some toy manufacturers think you have nothing better to do with your time…I could go on but I am making myself angry. This charger is good anyhow, and once it is fully charged you get 2 hours of play time. The thing I do really like about this charger is that the metal controller buttons double up as the charging contacts.  I have often wondered why this isn’t always the case. Take the We-vibe Nova, for instance, everyone who picks that up thinks the charging port is the controller. So top marks for that Je Joue Mio Cock Ring. It is simple to operate, which we love. A plus button for on and increased intensity, a minus button for off and decreased intensity and the small button in the middle with a wavy line for changing vibration patterns (of which there are 5).

The vibrations themselves are ok, there are a couple of lower and slower fairly thuddy settings which I like and could almost be considered rumbly. As the intensity increases it gets buzzier. It certainly belongs in the luxury market, and I actually prefer it to Lelo Tor 2, which is similar in design. I don’t think the vibrations are as good as the Tenga SVR though. It is certainly powerful enough to send vibrations all the way up the penis shaft. What I would say though is, it is quite noisy. It isn’t the decibels it is more the tone, it is one of those toys that sound like they are going to take off every time you push them up a notch. If you pinch the bulge, it quietens down but no one wants to have to do that.

I would definitely use water-based lubricant, although you are supposed to put the ring on before the dick gets really hard, for some, just the thought of the toy makes doing that impossible. The lubricant will be necessary if you want to pull all your bits and pieces through but it also stops your pubes getting all caught up.

Je Joue Mio Cock Ring is 100% waterproof which as well as giving a couple loads of extra play options makes it very easy to clean. A bit of toy cleaner or some warm soapy water and everything is good.

I would just like to end this review with another top tip that a little bird told me this week, that again, I cannot believe I hadn’t thought of myself… Cock Rings are for dildos too! The shape of the Je Joue Mio Cock Ring is perfect for that. What a brilliant idea. Amazing for a dildo on a harness. So obvious, but I hadn’t thought of it. So yes, Cock Rings are my sex toy of the week.

About the Author: Emily is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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