12 Places To Hide Sex Toys

The first moment I had a sex toy in my hand, it clicks to me “Where on earth can I store it without other people finding it?”. Here are 12 different locations you can hide your sex toy inside without the embarrassment of it being found!

  • Soft Socks: Socks can be delightfully soft and will act as a separation device to prevent your sex toy from rubbing up against other objects. They can come in many shapes, styles and sizes so you will be able to find a sock to suit your sex toy. The best part about placing it in a sock is that they are incredibly boring and are often overlooked.
  • Decorative Pillows: You can place your sex toy inside the middle of the stuffing of a decorative pillow. There is no real use for decorative pillows except for their visual appeal. No one enjoys using decorative pillows as they are normally incredibly uncomfortable. Place it somewhere only you will generally use. It is recommended to place your sex toy inside a satin bag or storage pouch before placing it into another object to prevent any lint or excess material from touching the sex toy.
  • Decorative Soft Toys: Decorative Soft Toys are more delicate due to their added features so no one will want to damage it or squeeze it to the point of feeling the insides. Find a big sized soft toy, so you can fit multiple sex toys inside. If your soft toy does not have a zip at the back, it is always possible to add a zip feature.
  • Coloured Water Bottle: The inside of a coloured water bottle cannot be seen unless it is opened. No one will open up a water bottle that is in your room especially if they think it has been used or you are drinking from it.


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  • Computer Cases: No one will want to open up your computer as they will be scared of damaging it especially since there might be information on it that you cannot recover. You can buy empty computer cases at stores which will give you a lot of storage room.
  • Decorative Vase: Place a decorative vase in a safe location that no one will be able to see into. You can buy many different sized vases, but make sure that the opening is wide enough for you to easily access the contents.  The bigger the vase the more you can store inside.
  • In Your Drawer: If you have a drawer that has two drawers horizontally next to each other, there may be space between them. To find out remove one of your drawers and have a look. If there is an appropriate amount of space place your sex toy in a protective bag and place it in the gap. Put your drawer back and no one will ever know it’s there.
  • In a Jacket: You may have many unused jumpers and jackets that are bunched up together. Place your sex toy in one of the pockets in your wardrobe. The clothes will keep it safe from rubbing against other objects. You just have to remember where you stored it. If you choose to store it in a jacket, choose a sex toy that has a travel locking function just in case you decide to accidentally to take it walkabouts with you.
  • PO Box: If you have a PO Box it could be the perfect solution if you are planning to travel somewhere. Simply place your sex toy in a padded envelope with your contact details and PO Box address on it. Open up your PO Box and place it inside. You will be able to safely store it in there until your subscription to the PO Box runs out.
  • Tissue Box: You can take out all the tissues from the box and place the sex toy inside. Put the majority of tissues back inside the box. The tissue box is literary an instant sex toy storage system. It keeps your sex toy safe next to your bedside and you can use the tissues if things get a little bit too messy.
  • Locked Safety Boxes: Although locked boxes are extremely obvious if not hidden they are one of the safest ways to store your sex toy collection. Locked boxes keep your sex toy away from other objects unrelated. Since you are the only person who has the key, no one else will be able to access it.
  • Underwear Drawer: This is one of the more common places to store sex toys. Most people respect the unspoken law of not accessing lingerie and underwear drawers.

I hope this article helps you find somewhere to store your sex toys! Let me know in the comments where you store your sex toys.






One Reply to “12 Places To Hide Sex Toys”

  1. If you were truly interested in hiding sex toys there are some places that no-one would think of to look.

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