Who else wants to know the mystery behind The Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand

It’s no secret that glass dildos are one of my absolute favourite sex toys in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres. They are an inexpensive and beautiful self-pleasure product that I convince every woman to buy and try. It is, however, a recently exposed secret that I am a fan of the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise (I blush even just writing that horrifying truth). You can imagine my delight when I come into work to find the Fifty Shades of Grey Glass Massage Wands have arrived. There is so much about this product that makes it an exceptional choice for anyone looking for a sex toy that is guaranteed to please.

The Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand is so beautifully packaged, the signature Fifty Shades colours giving it a sleek and sophisticated feel. The packaging features a picture and description of the dildo. The dildo is contained in a solid black box appropriate for storage, with a silver “Fifty Shades of Grey” label on top.  A drawstring satin bag is included to keep the dildo clean and protected.

The Glass Massage Wand is a perfectly shaped toy for G-Spot stimulation. It is slightly curved and features a rounded bulbous end which is great for stimulating those harder to reach pleasure spots in the vagina. The dildo measures just over 18cm in total length, with the girthy rounded handle meaning you have about 12cms of length to work with. The underside of the curved shaft features 6 raised circles intended to add texture to the dildo. A “Fifty Shades of Grey” white label is placed on the lower part of the handle, just in case you forgot that it’s a Fifty Shades toy!!

I know that so many women are self-proclaimed “vibrator addicts” and this toy lacks the vibrating feature however I strongly suggest to woman mixing it up and trying a glass dildo. The texture of the glass is firm and glides so well which is often a welcome sensation and let’s not forget that the real thing (aka a penis) doesn’t vibrate! So ladies, if you’ve found yourself preferring a vibrator experience over play with your partner and it’s causing some tension, a glass dildo can be great at sensitizing yourself to those subtle sensations experienced during sex. Another bonus is you don’t have to concern yourself with batteries and recharging toys. No batteries, no worries!!!

 

Sex Toy: Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand

 

The clear glass of the Massage Wand is very easy to clean, due to the glass being a nonporous material. Simply wash with warm water and antibacterial soap. I recommend the Wicked Foam ‘n Fresh Toy Cleaner for a really thorough clean. You can use either a water based, silicone or oil based lubricant with this glass toy, depending on your preference. Superslyde Silicone Lubricant and Aneros Sessions Water Based Lubricant are my personal recommendations.

The frustrating thing about glass is that it’s fragile. I found this out the hard way when I dropped my beloved glass dildo in the middle of the street whilst moving. To my surprise, it didn’t shatter into a million pieces like I had feared however the toy can’t be trusted now. I say this to stress the importance of being extra careful if you decide to purchase a glass dildo, because with the right care these toys will last a lifetime, making them such amazing value. The Drive Me Crazy Wand is amazing but unfortunately not shatter proof!!

This toy has several incredible uses besides being an epic vaginal dildo. It can be used as an accompaniment to a sensual massage, simply cover you or your partner’s body with a massage oil (I highly recommend Wildfire Pleasure Oil) and use the head of the dildo to reach those tight and tender spots. The firmness and glide of the glass will mean those sore and difficult to reach spots on your back and shoulders can be reached. The Glass Massage Wand can be an amazing anal toy, simply place an Evolved Anal Stopper over the handle and keep at the bottom of the shaft to ensure a solid base. I also recommend these types of dildos to women who want to achieve female ejaculation (Otherwise known as squirting) as using the head to push against the G-Spot can often make this happen. The great thing about glass toys is that they adjust to temperature, which makes this toy perfect for temperature play. Place under warm water for a delightful and welcome warmth or put in the fridge for an intense, cool experience.

The Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand is an amazing dildo available at an affordable price of $59.99 in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres. I’ll leave you with a slightly cringe-worthy excerpt from the wands’ packaging, hopefully, it may entice you to create your own glass dildo fantasy…

“He slides the cool glass over my skin. I am beyond warm-warm and chilled and wanting. He kisses me and starts to move it again-wand, fingers, thumb-a lethal combination of sensual torture”

About the author: Sophie is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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