How to survive sexually through this CoronaVirus Pandemic!

The world is currently undergoing a crisis that is set to become a pandemic. COVID-19 in other terms known as the Corona-virus has taken 2020 by storm and is creating mass fear and hysteria globally. Known as a stronger strain of the common Flu, COVID-19 is causing stock to plummet, businesses to begin to send staff home, events to cancel leaving people stranded without plans and Australian’s to fight each other over Toilet paper. So do I think that this is the end of the world? No, just wash your hands and have your Vitamin D tablets with lots of water. I’m writing this article in case we do need to stay in our homes and isolate. Nothing is scarier then not being able to go to your local adult shop and stock up on new toys or have your parcels canceled because they are currently going through customs. So how are you going to sexually survive in this pandemic? I’ve got you covered with my top 4 tips that will keep you going for no matter how long you have to hide from the world. So here we go!

Stock up on Lubricants and Condoms:

Now if you don’t need any of these… then you are set for the apocalypse. You don’t need to stress at all, you have it all under control. If you do need these, which is perfectly fine; be sure to go to your local adult store and stock up as much as you can. You don’t want to be sitting at home for 3 week and not being able to have sex with out condoms because you thought getting more toilet paper would be a smarter decision.

Invest in App Compatible sex toys:

There is nothing worst then being quarantined or having to isolate and your partner is stuck at their own place. Missing sex for 2 weeks? No thanks. However, we have your covered! My personal favourite toy is the We-Vibe Chorus. The Chorus is We-Vibes latest toy that allows you to control it from anywhere in the world. This is the perfect toy to use while you are both stuck in isolation. It’s also phenomenal when you get cleared and you can use it both together. The great thing is, We-Vibe also has a cockring called the Pivot which can be used in a completely different way. If you turn the Pivot around and have it putting stimulation on the testicles, this will allow your partner to control it from her phone whilst you control the Chorus from yours. The great thing about the We-Vibe apps also is that you can create your own functions and settings with it, making it completely interactive and personalized to what your partner likes.

If you’re a single female:

Sex Toys, Toys, Toys, especially Dong’s and Rabbits. These will keep you satisfied if the pandemic forces us to stay inside. You can’t go wrong with a vibrating Dong with a suction cup. My personal favourite at the moment is the Femme Fun Wireless Turbo Shaft, the great thing about it is it comes with a rotating function that allows it to rotate 360 degrees. My favourite Rabbit at the moment is Eve’s Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit by Adam & Eve. The great thing about it is that it has a thrusting component which instantly creates additional stimulation with it’s strong motor in the tip. These are the best options to take with you during a global apocalypse, go out orgasming.

If you’re a single male:

Well this is definitely my domain and I have all the best recommendations for you. Have you ever watched I Am Legend with Will Smith and wondered if he ever got bored of his hand? Well he did. Going into this pandemic there are 3 Masturbators you need to be stocked, locked and loaded. Alex by Svakom, a super powerful thrusting masturbator that will do all the work while you sit back and just relax. This toy is one of my favorites at the moment, as most thrusting masturbators seem not to do well when you apply pressure on them however the Alex hold’s its composure and shows you that SVAKOM has made them properly. The Vibrating Tenga Flip Zero is one that can not be left on the shelf when we loot our local Adult Store. This toy designed by Tenga, a Japanese Company known for making it’s well thought out boy’s toys is the ultimate mix of Vibration and smooth silicone to keep your senses thrilled.

The first thing to do is not head to your local toilet paper Isle, come in and see us instead at the Oh Zone Adult Stores. While everyone else is at home in fear, you will breeze through this pandemic with mind blowing orgasms and a reinvigorated sex life.

Coronavirus NSW 2021 – Safe Shopping Options

Click & Collect Shopping CoVid Safe Shopping At Adultsmart.  Adultsmart is conveniently situated at 12 Production Ave, Kogarah in Sydney’s South.  The telephone is (02) 9533 7217 and the Covid trading hours that are subject to change are 9am-10pm Monday to Sunday.

Click and Collect Services allow you to order and pre-pay for your purchases online.  You can browse at your leisure when visiting an online store and choose the items that you could otherwise not do in store because of Covid restrictions.  It also allows contactless purchases if you choose to utilize a service like the Adultsmart Contactless Click and Collect Option.

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