This Cream Gives Masturbation Endurance!

Masturbation endurance cream makes you last longer

One of the pioneering companies in the adult toy industry is Topco.  Since 1975 they have been at the forefront of producing quality sex toys and aids.  Our friends from Topco have sent us 4M Training Gear – Endurance Masturbation Cream for review. 4M (For Males) is a line from Topco Sales that is designed to enhance male sexual play and wellness.  The cream comes in a 4.5 fluid ounce container and Topco says its:

‘Formulated to help improve stamina as well as increase pleasure, each dollop of this moisturizing water-based cream contains Vitamin E and ginseng – a natural compound prized for its performance-enhancing properties.’

4M Endurance Masturbation Cream Ingredients

It contains Purified Water (Aqua), Ethylhexyl, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Vegetable Glycerin, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Cetyl Alcohol, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Diazolidinyl Urea, Methylparaben, Propylene Glycol, Propylparaben, Carbomer, Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Tocopheryl Acetate and Triethanolomine.  The product is proudly made in the United States of America in the FDA approved manufacturing plants owned by Topco themselves.

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The Texture And Experience

Opening the container I found that the product was as claimed, a rich creamy texture, much heavier than that of a lubricant obviously because it is specifically designed for the penis.  Placing a dab on my palm it quickly became luxuriously slippery with the warmth of one’s body.  I rubbed my palms together and there was no friction whatsoever.  I smelled my palms where the cream was and there was a little odour or scent that certainly was not offensive.  I then put a little on my finger and tasted it – I would not recommend using it if you are intending to have sex as it does not have the most pleasant of tastes.

I then got one of my favorite porn movies, whacked (pardon the pun) on my DVD player and began to watch it.  As the scenes got me turned on I applied some of the cream to my cock.  Initially it was a bit thick and tacky but as it warmed up to my body it became slick and thin. I began to move my hand up and down my shaft and it certainly increased the sensations.

I am not exactly sure which ingredient caused this but the skin on my penis slightly tingled – in a good way.  It could have been the ginseng or perhaps the acetate but the tingling sensation as mentioned was quite pleasurable.  Every jerk of the hand caused added excitement and regardless what speed my cock was stroked it was not uncomfortable and no friction was felt.

The consistency of the cream once warmed up was similar.  I would rate this product and certainly it enhances the masturbatory experience quite well.

Masturbation Techniques You Can Try

A couple of techniques you may wish to incorporate when using the Topco Endurance Masturabation Cream are:

The Palmer

When erect put some of the the masturbation cream in the palm of your hand and instead of jelqing your shaft rub the head of your penis against the palm of your hand until you climax.

The Bag

Get a sandwich bag and put the Endurance Masturbation cream liberally inside it.  Put your penis in squishing the cream so that your cock is completely covered. Place the bag between the pillows on your couch or between the mattress and the base on your bed.  Now pump to your hearts content and the best part of it is when you are finished there is no mess or clean up.

Hand Job Plus

This is one of my faves.  Hold your strong hand in the standard jelqing technique which is the OK sign.  Liberally place your 4M Endurance Cream in the ‘O” part of the hand and on your shaved pubic region.  Push your cock tight against your pubic area, encompass your shaft with the ‘O’ and then use your other fingers to cover the exposed (top part) of the shaft.  Then stroke your penis.  This will give you as close to a realistic vagina sensation without having to go out and buy a masturbator or stroker.

So go out and grab yourself some of this masturbation cream and have a go at some of my favorite jerking off styles.

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8 Delectable Tastings Of Flavoured Lube

Flavoured Lube For Oral Sex

Not all lubes are created equal. Both for taste and usability flavoured lubes can be either a hit or a big miss. The Wicked range of flavoured lubes claims to be different, with flavours like Mocha Java and Salted Caramel this isn’t the cheap, sticky, sweet smelling stuff that flavoured lubes used to be in the past. I was able to taste a few lubes from their range and I will break down the experience of each so you don’t end up with a full bottle of flavoured lube that you can’t stand the taste of. Basically I am putting my taste buds on the line for you dear reader… Yes, I am very brave.

But before we begin with the lube tasting, here are a few do’s and don’ts of flavoured lube.

DO: Pick a flavour that you can stand time and time again. You are getting a full bottle and if you don’t want any to go to waste I suggest picking a flavour that is slightly sweet and not to overpowering. Yes those banana caramel flavours tasted great once but are you up for eating it over and over again?

DON’T: Use flavoured lube for vaginal intercourse if you are prone to yeast infections. Glycerine is in a few lubricants, and whilst it will usually only break down into a sugar through digestion – it can still cause issues with some people and even change the PH of the vagina which may then result in a yeast infection or another irritation. If you’re prone to these kinds of irritations, you might want to play it safe and go for Glycerine free lubricant. If you are planning on using the lube for vaginal intercourse a spot test is recommended. The best use for flavoured lubes is during foreplay specifically for oral sex. Most flavoured lubes are water based and are safe to use with condoms and toys.

DO: Have fun! Flavoured lube is a great introduction to the sex toy accessory game for those who are a little on the shy side and a yummy accompaniment for those who aren’t shy and just want to try something new.

On to the taste test!

This is only one woman’s opinions, the best way to really know what Wicked flavoured lube is best for you is to stop into an Oh! Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre for your own taste test!

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Vanilla Bean

The Vanilla bean is lovely (full confession, I am a vanilla freak, candles, scents I love it!) It has a beautiful aroma and starts out sweet but fades quickly, leaving only the impression of vanilla not something you will taste all day. The Wicked lube itself it a nice consistence and isn’t overly jelly like which for me at least is a nicer eating experience.

Mocha Java

Coffee lovers rave about this flavour and I can see why! After an intial hit of sweetness, a choc coffee flavour develops and fills your mouth. The best part is that while it does taste llike coffee it doesn’t leave you with coffee breath (trust me I checked.) or even really an aftertaste (none of the Wicked flavoured lubes leave you with an after taste.)

Candy Apple

OH MY GOD!  This tastes exactly like the toffee apples you can buy from the supermarket! MAJOR FLASHBACKS! This lube is delicious, and has made me crave a toffee apple.

Cherry Cordial

I don’t like cherries, but I love Cherry Ripes by Cadbury. This tastes like a cherry ripe without the chocolate so I am a huge fan, although I think having this in my house would be dangerous… I would just walk around eating it, sex be damned! Also it is worth mentioning that I have been tasting the lubes using my hands and I expected them to be very sticky but they aren’t. This is a pet peeve of mine (and many others) with flavoured lube and it is a nice change to not be left sticky.

Cinnamon Bun

I expected them to get the cinnamon flavour right  but how they got it to taste like a fresh baked bun I will never get! While I am personally not a fan of cinnamon I can say that even I enjoyed this flavour.

Salted Caramel

I would put this on ice-cream! It tastes amazing and has the beautiful smoky flavour that has made salted caramel so popular. I should also mention that the entire wicked flavoured lube range is vegan! Meaning that our herbivore friends do not need to miss out on the fun.

Pomegranate

Really Really Really yummy! This lube is surprisingly fresh tasting and lighter in flavour than some of the other lubes on offer. This would be the one I would personally purchase, I think it is a flavour that I could taste again and again and still not be tired of.

Limited edition: Peppermint Cocoa

Released in time for Christmas (and this tasting) the peppermint cocoa is a subtle flavour that is giving me major Christmas flashbacks to trees and presents and family time… pretty impressive for a lube.

Final Thoughts

Personally I wasn’t a big fan of flavoured lubes, I have a disagreeable stomach and I normally prefer savoury flavours but the Wicked range has me reconsidering. The more complex flavours and the well-made lube itself makes me think it might be time to bring some flavour back into the bedroom. My only worry is that I will eat it all before I get a chance to use it how it was intended… Oh well.

Author: Jamie is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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The Easiest Way To Train Your Octopus

Woman Training Your Octopuss

All of our sexual play is born from fantasy, these fantasies can vary greatly from person to person. Each taking their imagination to one’s own pleasure limits. When it comes to toys the market is full of companies competing for bigger grander toys and of course the shock factor. What these companies share in common is their products resemblance to an anatomical human penis. But for some, the fantasy goes beyond the size. They dream beyond the natural world, they escape to a place of wonder. A place only found only found in the pages of your favourite Science Fiction novel or James Cameron Film.

Bad Dragon’s Cum Lubes

If I am going to tell you about my first experience into the “Fantastical” realm of Bad Dragon toys I’m going to have to start with their lubes! Along with my selected toy, I got both of Bad Dragon’s “Cum lube” in Clear and… Cum. Cum Lube? I bet your questioning? No need to question, this product is EXACTLY as it sounds. The contents of these bottles (I had to try both) were the stickiest, stringiest substances I’ve ever used in the bedroom. It was like mashing up marshmallows between your fingers until its creamy and stringy, only these lubes led to much more fun activities. I strongly recommend using this lube in easy to clean areas, it’s messy! Don’t get me wrong, this was not a bad thing. The way this lube feels the consistency is like magic. Virtually these two lubes are the same. These lubes are safe to use with sex toys as they are water-based and is meant to resemble Cum. As I said earlier, one is clear the other is a cloudy white, much like cum. I did personally enjoy the Cum one better. For no other reason then you could visually see it better. Trust that the interactions you have with this lube are entertaining in themselves. You will not be disappointed with this lube, Bad Dragon tugged out a winner with this stuff.

Personal Lubricant by Bad Dragon
Image: Cum Lube In Clear And Cum Lube

Ika The Tentacle Dildo

Now that I have told you little about the lube from Bad Dragon, now comes time to delve into my foray into the fantasy pleasure zone. When choosing a toy from Bad Dragon the options…the options…the options. For every Style design, and believe you me, they have designs to blow your mind. Each toy comes in a plethora of colours and swirls combinations for you to choose from. On top of colour choice, Bad Dragon toys come in variable firmness options depending on your preference. They offer a size range as well, Bad Dragon has all the bases covered here!

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I ended up taking IKA (a Tentacle arm like dildo) home with me in the small size and in a soft firmness. I was new to this realm and wanted my introduction to be as comfortable as possible. I myself as open as I think of myself was more than a little apprehensive about using a dildo shaped like a tentacle. I just hadn’t considered it I guess… perhaps because for so long quality products in this genre didn’t exist, so I never looked. I certainly wasn’t going to find a tentacle to have sex with in the real world so I didn’t see a need to find one I could use alone. Very glad Bad Dragon has shown me why I would want to find a toy like this. To say this toy is unique beyond anything I’ve used before is too obvious of a statement, I mean… its a TENTACLE! The textures, the ridges from the suction cup design along the tentacle arm are tantalising! The design is so good that all the textures don’t get in the way of an easy entry with this toy. I am still blown away at how fun this toy was to use. I will say, and I’m surprising myself again when I say this, I do wish I had gone with a slightly larger size toy with a Medium firmness. I think this would have added to my pleasure experience in just the right ways. I might even have to go back and get another, Both the TAKO and the ELDEN have caught my eye… and I’m pretty eager to see what else Bad Dragon has in store!

Foaming Toy Cleaner

The last but certainly not least part of my Fantasy adventure with Bad Dragon is their Foaming Toy Cleaner. Bad Dragons toy cleaner might be made from Dragons Tears? When they say a little goes a long way, they weren’t kidding. When I am playing with toys anally I personally like to use a little bit of an anal comfort serum initially. With doing this I do notice it leave a film on toys that can be a little harder to remove. Nothing a little extra rubbing doesn’t fix. But with Bad Dragons Foaming Toy Cleaner, one small pump a rub down of the toy and it was like the film from the serum never existed. Impressed, to say the least.

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Bad Dragon has certainly made a believer out of me. Like all other science fiction fanatics, I am very excited for what else I can get my hands on from their amazing creators.

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A Personal Lubricant That’s Cumming For You

Dragon Cumming For You

As I got older I realised that my black-and-white view of the world wasn’t quite realistic. Sometimes things aren’t black or white, but blurred somewhere in between. It would be more pragmatic to say that the world is in 50 Shades Of Grey, but I won’t go there. Not in this review.

What I do believe is black-and-white though, are people who love cum and people who don’t. No one just, “kind-of maybe sort of sometimes likes cum, a little bit”. You either love it or you don’t.

I love it. It’s like saying the party’s over, but we’re gonna keep on partying. And who doesn’t love a good after party? Probably people who go to bed at midnight. But I won’t get into that. Not in this review.

When I first tried Dragon Cum Lube, my co-worker Stephen came to visit me at work and had me place the product in the palm of my hand. It was incredibly realistic. It was sticky, it looked like cum, it had the exact consistency of cum, and it even smelled like cum. It was kind of beautiful. The attention to detail was extraordinary.

Lube Made To Look Like Realistic Sperm
Photo: Bad Dragon Cum Lube Bottle

You would honestly not be able to tell the difference between this and cum. Perhaps if you smell it for a really long time, you’ll pick up a hint of floral which may make you suspect it’s not cum. But no one’s going to do that, for fear of being branded that weirdo who goes around smelling people’s cum. And I won’t get into that. Not in this review.

Stock Lube On Hand
Photo: Bad Dragon Cum Lube On Hand

Next I tried the Bad Dragon Clear Cum Lube. Once again, the consistency, attention to detail and general feel was amazing. After all, it’s made to feel like cum. However, it lost points for me personally, on a visual aspect. It’s clear so it looks like saliva, and your brain would think it’s cum if your eyes were closed, but if you see it, it looks like spit. This can be hot and I don’t deny that, but I’m here for the cum and not saliva.

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Both the Bad Dragon Cum Lubes are water-based which is great, and means they can be used with silicone or rubber toys and not deteriorate the toy or feel gritty.

Off the top of my head, some great situations to use these lubes in would be alone, especially if you’re going through a tough break up and you don’t want to meet people but you still want to experience cum. Or as part of safe sex play with condoms but still want to experience cum. Or as part of a porn where they’re shooting a bareback scene with one guy or girl who receives multiple loads from multiple participants to maintain the magic of cinema and make it look realistic. I could probably get further into that  – but not in this review.

Last but not least, I had the opportunity to try the Bad Dragon Foaming Antibacterial Toy Cleaner. It was literally a godsend. Well, not literally, but I happen to be anal retentive – pun intended – about hygiene. So to have a cleaner that’s anti-microbial and disinfectant was great. The best part about it was that it has a gentle foaming cleansing effect so it doesn’t feel as intrusive as some other cleaners, and it doesn’t feel like the toy soaks in the cleaner.

Product For Cleaning Sex Toys By Bad Dragon
Photo: Bad Dragon Toy Cleaner

If it sounds weird to you that I feel like my toy has soaked in a cleaner before, it’s probably because you’re not anal retentive. Also cleaners with strong or harsh odours can leave an imprint on toys which is why Bad Dragon’s toy cleaner being odourless is perfect.

Overall, I highly recommend the Bad Dragon Cum Lube. I kind-of maybe sometimes sort of like the Clear Bad Dragon Cum Lube, a little bit, and the Toy Cleaner trumps all other cleaners that I’ve tried before. If you’re looking for a realistic cum substitute, it doesn’t get any closer than Bad Dragons Cum Lube. If you’re not a cum lover you can probably use the Clear Bad Dragon Cum Lube as lubricant and the sensation it provides is fairly similar to luxurious saliva. The cleaner is a must-have for anyone who has a toy. For the people who think that they can get away with just using soapy water on their toys, I don’t want to judge you but… I’m not going to get into that. Not in this review.

You should definitely check out a complete guide on personal lubricant to find out more information.

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JoyDivision BIOglide Making Love Naturally – A Different Type of Review!

Water Based Lube

Chapter One – The Stitch Up!

Thanks JoyDivision for sending this product for review – somehow I got wrangled into receiving it as a bit of a stitch up.  Yesterday morning I walked into my office to see a cute little tube of BIO Glide on my desk with a post it note attached ‘Product to Review – Minimum 800 words’.  Heck I write a lot, I write articles for other blogs, I write content for websites, I write product descriptions and I send out products to our reviewers who will then look, feel, see the product and write an instructive review.  Up until now though, I have never been given or taken a product.

As I picked up the cute little tube I could see across my desk Stephen having a bit of a chuckle – possibly at my expense!

I said, ‘Stephen who put this on my desk this morning?’

He said, “Your wife.”

I said, “But Stephen this is not my wife’s writing.”

He said, “Oh Yeah, it was Belinda and Maria.  They were laughing whilst they were doing it.”

I said, “Right, Ok then.  I had a bit of an argument with Maria last night.  Hmmm.”

He said, “I thought it was something like that the way they were laughing.”

Hmmm, I thought!  As I picked up and looked at the bottle.  My eyesight is not that great anymore and I could not read the smaller writing so I asked, “Is this a personal lubricant or a massage lotion or both.  I can see it is water-based but if I am to do a review of the product, I guess I should know where to use it.”

Stephen took the bottle from me, examined it and said, “It’s a personal lube.”

I thanked Stephen and carried on with my work until the early afternoon when Belinda entered our office with a big smile on her face – making a surprising impression of a Cheshire cat.

I said, after picking up the BIO glide, “Did you leave this on my desk?”

She said, chuckling, “Mrs. V asked me too.  She said it is something that she would really like as it is made organically”

I said, “I have no problem doing a product review and will make sure it is over 800 words but obviously you are aware that Mrs. V and I had a bit of a spat last night so I am not sure if this is the right product that either you or she wants reviewed at this particular time”.

Belinda laughed and we discussed issues relating to business.

My wife is a lover of all things natural, organic and holistic – however those words to me often mean more expensive, deceptive and no better.  That is not to say that some products that are produced in their purest sense do not have health or other benefits but generally there is little oR no difference.  The body naturally produces toxins that will kill you.  There are over 75 chemicals that are approved to use on certified organic foods and eaten by free range animals.  Of all the certified organically produced there are basically none that have not been in contact with pesticides or chemicals, however these pesticides and chemicals are restricted to a standards list both in Australia and the United States.  Organic foods generally will not be processed using irradiation, industrial solvents or synthetic food additives.

Sorry I went off on a tangent then – but basically as far as foods are concerned there is little evidence to suggest that eating organic is better for you in fact Associate Professor Samir Samman, from the School of Molecular Bioscience at the University of Sydney, says

“there is little evidence to suggest that organic food is nutritionally better than conventional food, especially in relation to fresh fruit and vegetables.”

In a major study that has been accepted for publication in the international scientific journal Critical Reviews In Food Science And Nutrition, Professor Samman and his team

“surveyed the international literature and critically evaluated the results”

and they aren’t heartening FACTS that the organics industry wants to hear.

In fact reviews and tests have shown that many non-organic and even synthesized products contain more vitamins, are more nutritious than their ‘organic’ counterparts.

Ethical lube
Natural lube

Chapter Two – BIOGlide Lubricant

So after Belinda left and with the word organic running through my mind I decided to do a bit of research on BIO Glide.  This product is made by JoyDivision, not the English Rock/Pop Band of the 70’s, but the German sex toy company that has been around for over 20 years producing products for great sensuality.  JoyDivisioin takes the manufacture of their products seriously and dermatologically and clinically test all their products before release to ensure they are body-safe and skin friendly which is good to know.

Presently they have over 250 premium products in their brand that are sold in over 60 Countries worldwide.  Positive social and environmental impact is at the forefront of their mission statement and they are official members of Unicef, Aidshilfe and Terre Des Hommes all organizations that ethically try to better the planet.

So the first thing I noticed on the bottle was a label saying CO2 Neutral sticker.  Mmmm, this is one I had not seen before so a quick bit of research informs me that this is a voluntary commitment by a manufacturer that due to unavoidable CO2 emissions made in the manufacture of this product that they will compensate by supporting a climate protection project in Bolivia.

-Rick thinks to himself!!!- (you gave this product to the wrong person Mrs V and Belinda).

So I research this further and the only reference to this project I can find is on the JoyDivision website from which I quote –

“Sustainable trading and a voluntary commitment to preservation of the climate are a matter of course for JOYDIVISION. Unavoidable CO2 emissions from manufacturing and transport are compensated by a climate protection project in Bolivia.
JOYDIVISION is investing there in the reforestation of native species of trees with an added social and ecological benefit. This benefits not only the climate, but also the biodiversity and the local people.”

So the CO2 sticker basically means that the manufacturer voluntarily is sending an undisclosed amount of money, or resources to reforesting Bolivia.  OK, I guess that’s nice!

BIO products are said to be made of the highest standard being a 100% natural vegan lubricant suitable for vaginal and oral intercourse (am not sure why it cannot be used for anal sex?).  It is safe to use with all sex toys and condoms and is highly effect – the catch phrase of 90% of all lubricants –

“with a little going a long way”.

What is interesting is that it is naturally certified by the BDIH.  To give you a bit of a background there were all sorts of certifications going around for sex toys and lubricants but in 2014 the German Institute of Dietary Supplements and Cosmetics developed the ‘Natural Product Standard’.  This certification offers the consumer a guarantee that the product is natural and also makes BioGlide the first lubricant classified as a ‘natural medical device’.

Additional information about BIOglide lubricant is that it is pH-optimized, developed with no animal testing, has no synthetics or chemicals in it.   It has supposedly won first place in Men’s Health magazine but I could not find out what the competition it won or anything related to BIOglide’s win online and a search on the Men’s Health site for bioglide came up with no results.

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Why glycerin

So let’s get to the ingredients of BIOglide.  All water-based lubricants main ingredient is glycerin which is made from animal or vegetable fats.  This is the main ingredient of BIOgllide and the others are

Aqua – Water

Sodium Lactate – Saline

Xanthan Gum – Food Additive and Thickening Agent

Levulinic Acid – is an organic compound with the formula CH₃CCH₂CH₂CO₂H. It is classified as a keto acid. This white crystalline solid is soluble in water and polar organic solvents.

Sodium Levulinate – Is the salt produced by Levulinic Acid and used as a preservative and for skin care.

Lactic Acid – is an organic compound with the formula CH₃CHCOOH. In its solid state, it is white and water-soluble. In its liquid state, it is colorless. It is produced both naturally and synthetically.

So now I had researched the product and the claims that the manufacturer it was time to do the touch taste so I removed the seal and placed the lubricant between my thumb and other fingers.  It was soft and silky the way a personal lubricant should be.  Having worked in the adult industry for close to 30 years now I have tested a few and this one felt really good.  Then I dabbed a little on my tongue and it was slightly sweet – not sickly so – and certainly not unpleasant.

 

The next test I find the most important and that is rubbing it away with a paper towel.  If it is a good lubricant there still should be a residue and surely enough the residue remained so it certainly ticks the boxes in those three tests.  So there I was looking forward to going home and as soon as we put the kids to bed taking BIOglide on a road test with Mrs. V.

Chapter Three – The Train Wreck

Getting home at 6.30pm I made a bit of an event in asking my wife how her day had been and letting her know that I had taken home the product that I had been told to review.  Intimating how exciting it would be to road test a new lubricant.  We had dear friends and their family over and it was Pizza night.  They left about 8.20pm and we then powered through ‘The Block’ having pre-recorded it -for those readers not in Australia it is a type of home renovation series and by 9.40pm the kids were doing zzz’s in bed.

Excitedly I reminded Mrs. V about the product for review and she replied, “I’m too tired. Going to bed!”

Train Crash
Train Wrecked

With a quick peck goodnight, I poured myself another drink and watched the idiot box for another hour or so and then went to be as well.

 

So unfortunately Belinda and Mrs. V I am unable to present you with a full product review at this stage but await in anticipation to be allowed the avenue to fully test it.  That will make Chapter Four of the BIOglide review for the adultsmart blog.

Chapter Four – The Pre Test

So the following night – having presented Belinda and Mrs. V with my half-completed review via email I returned home after work at about 6.15pm in the evening.  Dinner had been prepared and was awaiting serving in the oven,  Mrs. V was with a friend on the balcony and I said ‘hello’ to them both giving my wife a quick peck on the lips.

I began walking back to the lounge-room when Mrs. V called out, ‘I have been getting phone calls from people telling me to read your review.”

I said, “Well you would have received a phone call from only one person as I only emailed the non-complete review to Belinda and you.  So what did Belinda have to say?”

She said, “That I have to read it!  I haven’t had the chance as I have had people with, all day.”

I said, “No drama.”

I played with the kids, and then we had dinner about 7pm. Just for some irrelevant information it was oven baked Chicken and baked lemon potatoes.  Actually quite yummy.

After dinner and washing up Mrs. V said, “I read your review. ”

I said,  “Did you like it?”

She said, “Sure, I guess we better road test the product so you can complete your review!”

I said, “That sounds like a plan.”

Chapter Five – The Road Test

After we put the kids to bed we lay on the couch and watched a mind numbing movie that Mrs V for some reason enjoyed.  It was called Due Date with Robert Downey Junior and the guy from Hangover.  I was not a great fan of the hangover series of movies and found this one even less impressive, but the wife liked it, so I tolerated it as it gave her some joy and laughs.  It finished at 10.30am and we then sat on the balcony and chewed the fat for about 30 minutes and then went to bed with my trusty container of BIOglide by my side.

 

After doing the mandatory brushing of teeth and other functions for hygiene and the body we went to bed and I asked, “Have you got one of your friends handy”.

lube test
testing lubricant

Look, I am a firm believe in sensual foreplay, giving a gentle erotic massage, some passionate kissing, exploring each others bodies so that both our desires are raised when the actual act takes place.   However, this we do when we have an hour (or a couple) to spare and explore each other to become more connected.  Sorry, after 11pm, and after a hard days work I am not that romantic person and will call in the big guns to help in the foreplay department.

Incorporating sex toys into our foreplay and love making techniques allows us to have fast sex without it feeling like a

‘wham bam, thank you ma’am’!

So Mrs. V grabbed one of her favorite Romant toys.  I grabbed the BIOglide and liberally applied it to the toy and gently lubricated her.  Maria likes mostly to use sex toys externally and is not big on inserting them, so my mate Romant went to work whilst I enjoyed the show.  After she was suitably turned on I applied the BIOglide to myself and we were intimate with each other.

Personally I am not a big fan of water based lubricants and I will tell you why.  Recently I read the results of a survey – it revealed that men that orgasmed during sex in under 4 minutes are said to have premature ejaculation problems.  Those that lasted between 4-12 minutes are considered normal.  Personally, I very rarely ejaculate in under 12 minutes and when we have time (and are not tired) enjoy have marathon sessions.

That being the case most water based lubricants dry up within a ten minute period and need re-application frequently thereafter.  As you reapply it dries quicker and becomes sticky, a feeling I find a total turn-off and to be quite honest quite disgusting.  We tend you use silicone lubricants as they

“last and last, and a little goes a long way”

as most lube product claim to – silicone actually does. But I have digressed again.

On application, like my previous test it was silky smooth – and to be quite honest was almost as good in feeling as a silicone lubricant.  It felt good and natural on the skin and it was all thumbs up from the starting point.  Unfortunately come around the 8 minute mark it began to become sticky and glammy and by the 10 minute mark we were re-applying.

This is a perfect lubricant for those that want to be intimate for 10 minutes or under.  For anybody that likes longer sessions I rate it 3 out of 5 because of the initial feeling and it is what I have come to expect from the majority of water based lubes on the market..

Mrs. V comments were, ‘It was really sticky – I don’t rate it.”  So I guess she is a harsher critic than me – or she has been spoiled too long with the use of Silicone lubricants.  Surprising though as it was ORGANIC!

Rick is the owner of the Adultsmart, an online sex toy shop that stocks over 13,000 products. He has been involved in the adult lifestyle industry for more than 25 years. Rick is an active sex blogger who provides a wealth of information and experience. He is an advocate of equality for gender and sexuality.

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