A Very Bad Dragon’s Oral Serving

Bad Dragon's Oral Dildo

Anyone that knows me knows that I’m a nerd and that I love dick. So it’s no surprise that I’ve had my eyes on Bad Dragon Sex Toys for a very long time. They’re a company that, from when I first noticed them several years ago, have always seemed to be spoken highly of, had a reputation among my circle of friends and when longingly looking at the products that they stocked would both inspire an awe dropping look combined with profound arousal. For whatever reason though, I kept putting it off and didn’t take the plunge – but when I was asked if I wanted to do a review on a Bad Dragon product, well the speed of which my hand shot upwards would have put The Flash to shame. So what is it about Bad Dragon?

They’re a company that has a solid base in the fantasy community. And this is a community that can amass a cult like following on a lot of things out there. From the BD website, you can read that they were founded in the late 00’s for a love of all things fantasy and through the understanding that there just wasn’t a lot of fantasy themed adult toys out there and that’s true to this day. When you’re looking at dildos and sex toys whilst there’s an overabundance of choice in sex toys that mimic the look of human genitalia, when it comes to something that looks a little less human or something that stands out from the crowd – there’s a lot less choice.

There was a niche that wasn’t being filled and Bad Dragon was determined to fly in to the rescue. Unlike a lot of other companies out there, Bad Dragon not only offers something that sits outside of the box, but they also offer an extensive level of customisation. So when I was offered the chance to select one I honestly did not know where to start. Not only did they all look amazing, but then they had the options of size, colour, and then firmness!  I absolutely love this attention to detail. It’s not so much of a ‘pick a cock that looks like every other cock from the wall and take it home’ kind of moment. But from start to finish, it’s like you have a direct hand in the creation of this sex toy, and this is something that very much reminds me of the cognitive thought processes of the ‘Ikea Effect’ – whereby individuals place a high value on things that they have partially created. It’s an amazing marketing POV and it fits right in this niche market they’re filling. Sure, the base design is something you pick – but from that moment of selecting the base design, you can take your dildo to the edges of your imagination and beyond as you customise it to your own tastes. It’s a shit load of fun. Stressful as you try and get the perfect design, but immensely fun.

Fantasy Sex Toy Tongue By Bad Dragon
Sex Toy: Winston’s Tongue

After going through endlessly on their website I ended up selecting the Winston’s Tongue. It appealed to me with its smoothness, the detailing of the jaw, the curvature and the super-hot idea of a dragon tongue on my ass. My complete order was the tongue in Small, Medium Firmness and in blue signature. I wasn’t overly sure about the firmness, and this is one of the things about ordering a sex toy from an online website – you’re just not always sure what to expect. So I just rolled with it.

Fast forward a week or so later and the box arrived. I was stunned with what was inside. Not only had I been sent the dildo, but I’d also been sent some Dragon Cum Lube in White, Sex Toy Cleaner and a Key Ring. Talk about going the extra leg and really going all out and I was pleasantly surprised.

Bad Dragon’s Cum Lube

Now, before we get to the dildo, I want to talk about the Cum Lube. Because it’s just amazing and it certainly deserves a mention. Whilst I wasn’t expecting it – this is one super fun lubricant and right off the bat, I’ll admit its shot up to the top of my favourite personal lubricants. It’s hot, it’s sexy, it’s messy as all hell but it’s just so fitting.  I was in the shower when I first tried it and the sex toy and I had streaks of it going left, right and just all over the place. It’s exactly what you’d expect if Spiderman ejaculated into your hand a “sticky” wet mess and what amazes me most, is that its water based. I’ve hated water based lubricants and the only reason that I ever use it is for sex toys. I hate the smell, the tackiness and it’s just shit. This however, is durable and by the photos it seems sticky and in a way it is, but it’s not tacky. It’s slick, and stretchy and sinuous and I can’t say that I’ve ever had as much fun playing with lubricant as I did when I got my hands on this. A wet lubricant, slick and fun. If you’re considering getting a Bad Dragon dildo because you think the fantasy element is hot, then you’re going to need this Dragon Cum Lube too, because the two go together like butter on hot toast.

Fantasy Sex Toy By Bad Dragon
Sex Toy: Winston’s Tongue With Lube

What I Love About My Winston’s Tongue

Now… the tongue. I chose the tongue because it wasn’t a cock, and I was really looking for something different. This is pitched as an oral expert and a cunning linguist, and it was certainly something that I was intrigued by. I loved the look of it, the colour I chose looked amazing, and unlike a lot of the other variants – this one was smooth. I went smooth because I admit, I wasn’t sure just how the silicone was going to be, and the ribbing on the underside of the tongue looked like it was going to be fun. I have a few silicone sex toys and whilst some are super soft and squishy, others are hurtfully hard with prolonged use. When I got this in my hands, I was surprised at the flexibility of the sex toy, the softness and the way it felt. Don’t get me wrong, this tongue wasn’t a marshmallow but nor was it a solid rock and it felt good. I just love the detailing on it, despite the simplicity of it. The top of the tongue has a muscle like groove in the middle which extends towards the tip before petering out. Running your fingers along this, leaving a trail of lubricant behind and you can almost imagine that you’re stroking a tongue of some creature – it’s so cool. Even more so that when you reach the top of the tongue, that it just moves with you. On the other side, the back of the tongue has ribbing on either side of the ‘muscle’. Subtle enough to not be over the top, but not so subtle so as not to be felt. While the shaft is fairly standard, it’s the ‘housing’ of the shaft which really sets this apart in my world, for it’s a tongue, coming out of a dragons mouth. From the flared nostrils of the dragon, to the teeth on either side of the tongue – did I mention that this was hot?

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The tongue is, in my opinion, perfectly shaped and curved. The faded blue to dark blue that I ordered simply doing its part in = making the sex toy look stunning. The tip on the tongue is quite thin, and very, very flexible. They’re dead right in the sense that this has been built with oral pleasures in mind. During one session I lubed up this tongue with the Cum Lube, put the tip against my body and let it ‘lick’ my thighs and worked it slowly up. Between the flexibility of the tongue, and the lubricant not only was it leaving a delightful strand of realistic looking cum that just sits against your skin – but it felt amazing. The way that the tip of the tongue is grooved like a muscle and the way it just ‘responds’ to a little pressure – well, this is fast becoming one of my most used and favourite sex toys.

Author: Stephen Smith – BA Of Social Sciences, M.EdSave








11 Brilliant Pleasures With A Real Feel

Hot Sexy Man With A Big Penis

Is it just me or is it very hard to find a cordless real feeling and looking vibrator out there that comes in different sizes for a great price?

Oh, shit! I found it… ha-ha it is our very own Pipedream Products Real Feel Deluxe being a top dildo choice and  they come in various sizes and two different shapes (with balls and without). The shape is very realistic looking with a nice round tip so you’re actually getting a penis like shape and not something that has a pointy end poking you in the places you don’t want to be poked.

The real feel vibes have the texture and material designed to feel like the real thing (hence the name). Pipedream is the only company that make their dongs out of a material called Fanta Flesh which mimics the soft skin feeling that a real penis would have, it looks and feels real too as it has a veiny feel to it not too many but very natural like this definitely helps with the stimulation and pleasure.

As it is designed to be a dong it is suitable to put into a harness as it has the suction cup on the bottom which also allows to put in other positions if needed as well such as on the floor or shower wall for that sex in the shower feel. The only down fault to the suction cup is it is very bulky but once you are fucking him you won’t even remember it’s there.

The real feel vibrators have a moderate type of vibration to them not too soft and not too strong and they aren’t noisy at all, they are also 100% water proof which makes the experience in the shower or bath that much more enjoyable just remember to make sure you screw the battery cap shut all the way, nice and tight to protect those 2 x AA batteries it runs off.

Now to the looks of each and every one of these beautiful looking and feeling dildos ranging from No. 1 all the way to No.12. They come in three different colours which are Flesh, Brown and Black.

No. 1

This little guy is a 6.5” only come in a flesh colour, he has a nice thinness to him and his head is shaped to hit the g-spot with nice squishy balls to hold onto whilst fucking yourself.

Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 1

No. 2

This guy is also a 6.5” but the difference is that he is a lot thicker in the girth allowing you to fill the fullness of him inside you his head is also not curved. He comes in a Flesh and Brown.

Dildo Vibrator By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 2

No. 3

This bad boy is a 7” and comes in a Flesh and Black colour he does not have balls so it allows you to take the whole thing as he is a perfect size all round and great if you get freaked out about balls ha-ha.

Phallic Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 3

No. 4

This guy is a 7.5” and only comes in Flesh, he’s not thick but most definitely not too thin and has a nice length on him giving you that satisfaction you need.

Realistic Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 4

No. 5

This guy is 8” long with a nice curve to which hit the spots. The length and thickness is just what you need for those nights you want to go hard. He comes in Flesh and Brown.

Strap-On Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 5

No. 6

No. 6 is a straight up and down vibe with some nice set of balls on him with a length of 8.5” gosh their getting big 😉 He only comes in a Flesh colour.

Suction Cup Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 6


Now to No.7, this guy is 9” long with nice flexibility to get in smoothly with some lube of course but this guy will make you satisfied in more ways you can think he comes in Flesh and Black.

Lifelike Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 7

No. 8

This feller is a bit different as he has two parts to him one for the bum and other for the vagina so you are getting that fullness in both holes this guy is 7.5” and comes in a Flesh colour.

Double Penetration Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 8

No. 9

This big man is a 9.5” with a good-sized girth and amazing length to make your fucking worthwhile, he comes in a Flesh colour.

Dildo Vibrator By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 9

No. 10

Now shits getting real this guy is 10” if you’re game go for it guys! But you might be sore in the morning. He comes in Brown and Flesh.

Vibrating Dildo With Testicles By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 10

No. 11

The second largest guy that real feel make. He feels amazing, his length and girth can make you feel things you’ve probably never felt before. Lube this guy up and ride him like you’ve never done it before. He is 11” and is available in Flesh and Black (like they say once you go black you’ll never go back 😉

Huge Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 11

No. 12

This 12” dildo is available in Black or Flesh, I guess go hard or go home hey!

Large Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
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All I can say is Good Luck! Now you’ve seen all of these crazy guys going from our little man of 6.5” all the way to the challenging 12”- Which one will you choose?

Author: Demi is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres





Big To A “Hole” New Level

Man Orgasming

If you like countless others love the full feeling a Grande size cock leaves you, turn off tinder and grindr because you’re not going to find a better match then fullness that can be had with any member of the Mr Hankey Toys Collection. These sex toys take the word Big to a “hole” new level.

Founder and creator of the Mr. Hankey Toys collection noticed a real need for quality and reliable sex toys on the greater end of the size scale. A few (hundred) gallons of PLATINUM Silicone and countless hours of trial and error the First Mr Hankey Toys

For the true “Ass-ficionado” out there Mr Hankey Toys are designed with pleasure in mind. Starting with their Silicone which I have already mentioned is Platinum grade. This grade of silicone is not only safest for the body but it’s also the easiest to take care of. Because of its stellar quality graded silicone, this means the Mr Hankey Toys are safe to use with your favourite Silicone lube, which is perfect for these larger situations. Personally, I like a Silicone/Water-based Gel combo lube like the Gel Lube by WICKED. This Lube and others can be found at an Oh Zone Store near you. These sex toys are designed to last a lifetime. They won’t melt or shrink the size when left with other silicone sex toys in your collection. Another plus, the Mr Hankey Collection is odourless, cuz who wants that heavy chemical smell that comes with so many oversized jelly and rubber sex toys!

Adding to their appeal, the Mr Hankey Toys come in 2 different densities. This is a perfect feature that I wish more companies considered. Mr Hankey Toys are offered in “Medium Firm” This version is firm but not hard. Honestly it’s the density of a fully erect (Humongous) penis.

The second density option is the “75% Soft” this model is perfect for a beginner entering the Jumbo-sphere of sex toys. This density option is exactly what it says, a 75% erect penis… that’s also humongous! The added softness of this option gives the hole in use a more flexible entry. That added “Squish” will allow you to try things you didn’t think you could.

If you’re the kind of person who likes options and likes the ability to customise your purchases, Mr Hankey has another one for you. You can purchase your sex toy to be Vac-U-Lock compatible. What this would mean if you ordered the Vac-U-Lock version is that simply the sex toy you came with would have a Vac-U-Hole at the bottom of the sex toy. This hole allows the Mr Hankey Toys to be added to any Vac-U-Lock Harness, that’s right ladies you can strap these friendly giants to yourself and feel the power they provide. We just got a number of amazing harnesses by Fetish Fantasy Series in the stores, these would be great for the Mr Hankey’s Toy collection.

Leather Fantasy Harness By Fetish Fantasy Seroes
Sex Toy: Leather Fantasy Harness

If these features weren’t enough to have you filled with anticipation, Mr Hankey’s Toys come in 3 colours. Tan, Brown and Black perfect for whatever your fantasy is. And if your fantasy is missing that ever loved “slapping” sound balls make when he’s thrusting hard and fast. Surprise Surprise Mr Hankey’s have that fantasy covered too with “Remove-O-Balls”. A Silicone attachment that replicates a ball sack that can be attached to your favourite sex toys. Is there anything these guys haven’t thought of?

REMOVE-O-BALLS By Mr. Hankey Toys

There is a reason I have been telling you all about the Mr Hankey’s Toys. I was lucky enough to walk into work the other day and be handed one of these Silicone Masterpieces. Unlike any Dildo I had ever seen… and believe you me, I have seen A LOT of dildos. Mr Hankey’s “Seahorse” is a stand-alone sex toy. Firstly let’s get the obvious out of the way, the look of it! The Seahorse has the most unique exterior. Designed to match the exoskeleton like exterior of a seahorse. This feature is designed to amplify the pleasure sensations for the opening hole… whichever you choose to use. I’ve seen countless sex toys add a vein feature to sex toys adding a texture dimension to the sensation, but the bumps, ridges and grooves of the Seahorse take this texture sensation to a whole other world.

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The Seahorse design is tapered from base to the tip, making insert-ability as easy as possible. This specific taper design allows the hole to open gradually and safely.

After examining this sex toy from every direction I jumped onto the Mr Hankey’s Toy Website to have a look at the company’s history (I like to know who I’m getting into bed with). I was a little disappointed that the Creator of Mr Hankey’s wants to maintain a level of anonymity due to the stigma that comes from this industry, also being so familiar with the industry I can also respect this decision. After reading further my intrigue continued to grow. There’s a whole section on temperature play. You can put Mr Hankey’s Toys in the freezer if you like cool sensations and even microwave your sex toy for up to 2 minutes ( try at your own risk) if you like heat play!

Needless to say, I am very excited for the newest addition to my sex toy collection.

Author: Patrick Kriz- BA, Psych (HON) – Human Sexuality






My Big Daddy’s Girth Dominates

Man Showing Off His Big Penis

As a self-love advocate, I love to encourage women to nurture the relationship they have with their bodies and strongly support the need for women to love and accept their genitals just as they are. A recent customer coming into the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre highlighted something I have noticed for some time now and that is the shame many women carry when it comes to the size of their vagina.

(Anatomy lesson 101- The vagina is the canal in which sexual intercourse occurs –  The vulva defines the outside genitalia of a women i.e. the inner and outer labia & clitoris – There are different types of vaginas)

This female customer bought a reasonably sized, girthy dildo and came back not too much later in the evening to purchase a larger one. She was embarrassed to ask but eventually opened up discussing having children and needing a big sex toy to experience greater pleasure with her partner.

Now this certainly was not the first large dildo I had sold and I highly doubt that she is the only woman to have a vagina that can take a girthy cock. I assured her that I carried no judgements but felt bothered with the fact that she believed she needed to be embarrassed admitting this.

Claiming someone is “loose” or has a “loose vagina” is often said in a derogatory manner with the intention of shaming someone either for the shape of their body or for their sexual behaviours. I cringe when I hear insults related to women’s’ bodies as whether we are conscious of it or not, it buys into the idea that our bodies are something to hide and feel bad about (Calling a weak man a “pussy” for example- If you ask me, I think they should be proud of being referred to as a pussy). I think many people forget that because of the capacity of the vagina to expand they could be birthed into this world!

Side View Of Big Daddy By Mr Hankey Toys
Sex Toy: Big Daddy Side View

Receiving a Mr Hankey Big Daddy Dildo to review reminded me of the customer who had shame around buying a large dildo mainly because I would have loved to have sold her one of these amazing sex toys! I don’t think there should not be any embarrassment in buying larger dildos’, with different body types meaning some people are more suited to using them then others-simple as that!

Mr. Hankey’s Toys specializes in large, huge and giant silicone dildos, with a variety of extremely unique sex toys in there range. The Big Daddy comes in four sizes, the small (if you can call it that) coming in at 10 inches of insertable length, the medium 11.5 inches, the large 13 inches and the XXXL 14.5 inches.

These dildos are made from platinum silicone which is a non-porous and body-safe material. Many of the large realistic feel dildos are made from PVC or TPR which, as well as having a horrible plastic smell, are porous materials and will break down over time. Platinum silicone is very easy to clean with spray or foam sex toy cleaner and can be used with silicone lubricants, not just water based like many other sex toys. The feel of these sex toys is extremely realistic which is different than many of the other silicone sex toys in store. It is squishy with a slight drag to it and can be bended to hit the right spots.

Size Range Of Big Daddy By Mr Hankey Toys
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The base on the Mr Hankey Big Daddy is round and wide which is easy to hold onto and safe if used for anal play. This sex toy is available with or without a Vac-U-Lock hole so is compatible to be used as a strap on or with a suction base. The only thing I would say about using it as a strap on dildo is that due to the size and weight of these sex toys, you would need quite a sturdy strap on harness to keep it in place. There are larger metal rings compatible with these larger sex toys to purchase on The Mr Hankey website and they also have a link to purchase custom made harnesses. In case you forgot how to access their site, it is printed on the base of the dildo!

The Big Daddy is available in 3 colours, Natural Tan, Deep Brown or Black, suitable for a range of unique tastes. These colours come in a medium firm texture, with the Natural Tan also available in 75% Soft texture. The 75% Soft texture is described as similar to a penis that is 75-85% erect whilst the Medium Firm is fully erect.  The realistic detail of this dildo is amazing, with the pronounced head and veins creating a texture for increased stimulation.

I think it is so great to have large realistic dildos made from quality materials like this platinum silicone and couldn’t recommend Mr Hankey Toys enough because of this. If you are looking for a visually appealing range of huge dildos then Mr Hankey have you covered.  And if there is desire for a dildo of this size to be used for sexual play, I say shift away from that shame and embrace your body just as it is!

Author: Sophie is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle CentresSave



A Dildo Barking With Pleasure

Yellow Fox Cartoon

One of the things about living in Australia is that when it comes to sex niches, fetishes, and specialized sex toys – they’re difficult to find. Not only does Australia have a small population in comparison to the US and European market but our population density makes fetish play with anyone really, to be exceptionally difficult. So when I was asked if I wanted to review a dildo that had been made with the furry fetish in mind. I jumped on the opportunity.

For those familiar, or unfamiliar with the term – Furries are a sub culture within society which is often grossly misunderstood, which is a trend that continually reoccurs across a variety of different fetishes and sub communities. Part of the problem is the media representation of such groups, and the other part of the issue comes down to simply not having enough knowledge. People thereby make assumptions, in turn perpetuating a mistruth. So in that regard, this review is not just going to be about a product. But it’s going to be about a product, the importance of the product, and why it fits in within a specific community.

Firstly, let’s have a quick look at the furry culture. Furry culture as a whole is often seen as a hyper sexualised state of being whereby humans dress as anthropomorphic animals and engage in depraved sexual activities. The assumption is that furries either want to be animals or have sex with animals. Wrong. The furry world IS interested in dress ups/cosplay/acting as an anthropomorphised animal, whereby you’re giving an animal human qualities, but it’s not an inherently sexual activity. It’s about expression. It’s about identification. It’s about having fun. Most of all, however, it’s about community. It’s about letting go of yourself and embracing something different. This ‘letting go’ aspect, is something which relates to a lot of fetish communities and diverse sexual practices, and can easily be related to the concept of ‘head space’ within BDSM. The idea of letting yourself go, enjoying the moment and simply be in a state of being. So where does the sex come in?

One of the great things about the furry community is the diversity. It’s not a subculture that is limited to a specific sexuality or gender and indeed, anyone can identify as a furry. ‘Furry’ sex, whilst part of the community, isn’t ‘Furry’ at all and this is where the majority of people become confused. Furry culture specifically relates to the roleplaying as an anthropomorphised animal – it doesn’t encompass sex at all. Sex, instead comes under a sub-section of the furry community called Yiff/Yiffin/Yiffy. This is the subculture where you’ll find sexualised porn involving anime with anthropomorphised animals. Yiff porn, is quite popular and in a way related to tentacle porn – yet it often receives a bad rap for being grotesque, weird, and relating to bestiality. In short, it doesn’t. It’s simply about adopting the persona of an animal and role playing that – albeit with sexual intent.

Runt By FurryStyle
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With that in mind, I was super excited to be given the opportunity to provide an honest review on a Yiff dildo. Before we get to that, let’s ask the quick question so what makes a yiff cock? A yiff cock is generally divided into three separate parts; the shaft, the knot, and the base. A yiff cock isn’t necessarily meant to go all the way in, the knot would generally prevent the entire sex toy from being inserted, or if you’re capable of handling the sudden extra width, would provide that final bit of stimulation which would just make your muscles pulse (Caution is advised – don’t just rush this bit). I’m also very confident that with the right cock ring the majority can be attached to a strap on, and be used as a strap on sex toy as well. Which then means that the sex toy can be used within a role play session and used with ‘animalistic pleasure’ at a moment’s notice. If you’re looking at yiff toys, double check this. I know with my one – I could certainly do this.

Going back to my excitement, I was asked to pick a silicone sex toy from the Furrystyle website which is a brand that is owned by Yiffytoys. It took me ages to narrow down a specific sex toy that I wanted to try, because they all looked pretty awesome. In the end, I went based on size, and picked the runt which I thought would be pretty reasonable without tearing me in half. I’m really not one for overly large sex toys.

I sent off the request and eagerly waited for its arrival. When it arrived I tore open the box with excitement and anticipation – and I’m going to be brutally honest – I was a little disappointed. Firstly, let’s talk about the packaging. You’re in a beautifully niche market, with specialised sex toys and people that would be actively searching for this. I received my sex toy in a clear packaged bag with a small piece of cardboard attached to the top. It was bland, it was simple, and I thought it very much a wasted opportunity. Furry culture, arguably, has a history in anime and pop culture fiction and artistic works. This would be a fabulous opportunity to create a beautiful box, decorated in anime style and pop culture references that could be used as a collection piece for the sex toy. Not just a plastic stapled with cardboard and I thought it a wasted opportunity to really set this sex toy apart within the market. At the very least, the cardboard strip could be decorated or changed from the current plainness without drastically increasing costs.

The point was made that a packaging change would increase the costs of this product and that brings me to a point that I did not mention in the original review and which I’d like to point out. I do take the point that this is an extremely affordable product considering the quality of the material that they’ve used. Currently, other sex toys that I have cost 2-3 times more than this and the material does not feel as anywhere near as good as the silicone used on the Runt.

Secondly… the size. When I first wrote this review I had noted that there was a slight difference in the measurements between the parent company website and the FurryStyle website with one being labelled in Inches and the other in centimetres. As a result of this – *I* had made a mistake in the maths when working out the size. I fully acknowledge the mistake that I made with the initial publishing of my review and as a result of having the error pointed out to me, I have subsequently changed this paragraph. I would also note that credit must be given to the company which also noted the discrepancy I had pointed out and corrected it – immediately adjusting the sizes on their website to the decimal point, and making the measurements across the two websites to be the same to avoid the same error that I had made. There’s not a lot of companies that actively listen to their consumers and the fact that FurryStyle / YiffyToys took notice and immediately adjusted the website just demonstrates their commitment to customer service and satisfaction. When I first saw the sex toy I was a little worried about the smallness of the size, granted the sex toy is called the runt and this was a smaller than my preferred size for sex toys. But – despite my initial disappointment at the size I really needn’t have worried too much.

For I have to admit. It was fucking hot. Yes, I’d have loved for it to be a little thicker, but when you grip this sex toy between your hands and squeeze – it felt amazing. It was soft, squishy and I was still really looking forward to lubing it up and going to town. It reminded me in a way, of one of my ex’s. A delightful lad who I nicknamed rabbit – he had two speeds of thrusting; on and off. But most of all, I loved how it was different, I loved that it didn’t just look like a dick and if I’m being totally honest – there was the enjoyment of the naughty/taboo nature of it all. Sparing you all the intimate and hot details of the session – the flexibility of the shaft meant that with just a little tweaking the sex toy was hitting the right spots very quickly. Again, I’d have loved for it to be just a tad thicker, but I was surprised at how fun this was. I was also surprised with how quickly this brought me to barking with pleasure. Who knew that small things could be so much fun?

Overall, I loved it. I liked the look, I liked the softness and it was thoroughly enjoyable. Despite the size – I have every intention of playing with it again and potentially even upgrading it to one with a little more… Woof

Author: Stephen Smith – BA Of Social Sciences, M.EdSave