It was a crisp September morning, I’d come into work hoping to make a few sex lives better, help a people achieve the orgasms of their dreams… Not expecting to meet the man of mine.
So I had a younger couple come in, sweet and friendly, they wandered for a bit before timidly accepting defeat and asking me for assistance (it’s always the way, they always come to us in the end). The girlfriend was definitely more outgoing just confidently stating that they wanted to try pegging but had no idea where to start as beginners, much like first times for most things.
I took them for a wander through the store, while advising they were living my dream, after all Peg All Men 2020 has been my motto all year (haven’t been successful but we’ll talk about my failures another time.)
I asked the standard questions, what textures do we like, hard or soft, have we tried any buttstuff before, looking back the poor guy was probably getting a bit of a brain overload with all of my questions. He wanted a realistic feel, he wanted something not too big, we wanted a bit of flexibility.
With all questions asked I showed him our ranges, the King Cocks, the Colours, the Maias, each one bringing it’s own qualities to the table. King Cock had realist dicks down to a science (veins and all), not to mention options.
Brown dicks? You got it.
Black dicks? You got it.
Beige dicks? You got it.
Balls? No balls? You bet.
Clear dicks that would produce a lovely holographic look when held to light? Absolutely.
They weren’t it.
Colours had a nice size and colour range but it wasn’t quite was he was after either.
And Maia, they were almost there but the experience wasn’t exactly the realism that he wanted, this guy was after a penis but without the men… Aren’t we all ?
We had just gotten the RealRock Silicone Dildos in… I’d heard some about these before but hadn’t gotten the opportunity to look at them properly or feel a tester so I suggested we take one out of the packet and feel it with gloves on (don’t be silly, wrap your willy).
We get to the counter, pop on our safety gear and I’ll be honest… It was love at first handful, he was thick, details in all the right places, we had gotten the 6” for the young man because as I said you can always insert less of a bigger dick, but you can’t insert more of a smaller one.
The RealRock dong is thermoreactive, if you microwave for 30 seconds or throw it into hot water it will soften up, giving more flexibility and a real deal kinda feel (good rhyming, I know).
On the other hand if you pop this bad boy in the freezer he will get absolutely (real) rock hard, which is an entirely different experience again.
The ability to switch up how you play with this one was mind blowing to all parties, we were stunned it was like buying multiple dildos at once.
And like Goldilocks, this one was just right. This man had found *The One*, and he was on his merry way.
But I was left in a state of shock, what had just happened, there’s no way I had just met the love of my life… It wasn’t possible, I wouldn’t believe it.
I spent weeks in denial, I had bought the Maia Kyle not long ago… He was the one for me… I couldn’t be unfaithful this early on, it was only fresh.
Sleepless nights, all I could think about was the feeling of the dildo, like a playdough that had been left out just a little too long, the flexibility, the idea that you could just pick the firmness depending on the day, I wished longingly to have him be mine. But it wasn’t meant to be… It couldn’t be.
But alas, I had to go into work every day and see him, hanging across the other side of the store, taunting me with his versatility, his size range, “I could be whatever you want, whenever you want” I could hear him calling to me. It was torture, having to turn him down day after day, when all I wanted was to be with him.
Having to watch customer after customer cop a feel and take one home, having to list all the reasons he was a catch, having to feel him with them… I couldn’t do it anymore.
- Finally, I cave, “I’ve gotta do it, I can’t keep denying our connection and a shot at real love” I thought to myself. I have the talk with my Kyle, “You’ve been great, I’ve loved the few weeks we’ve spent together… But I need to explore my options. It’s not you, it’s me”. Obviously, it’s a dildo so it was a very short one sided conversation, I don’t know if it was amicable, but it doesn’t matter, I was about to take the plunge.
It’s been a few months now, my RealRock and I are going steady. I found out we’re more compatible than I’ve ever been with anything else (man or silicone). He makes me happy, he keeps my needs met, I don’t think I’ll let him go anytime soon.
I still keep Kyle as my side piece, every now and then I like to dip back into the simplicity of him. But that’s a secret (again, they’re dildos, how would they know).
I think I owe it all to the couple who wanted to try pegging, they’ve given me this happiness and I’m very thankful.