How I Met My Boyfriend

inquisitive couple

It was a crisp September morning, I’d come into work hoping to make a few sex lives better, help a people achieve the orgasms of their dreams… Not expecting to meet the man of mine.

So I had a younger couple come in, sweet and friendly, they wandered for a bit before timidly accepting defeat and asking me for assistance (it’s always the way, they always come to us in the end). The girlfriend was definitely more outgoing just confidently stating that they wanted to try pegging but had no idea where to start as beginners, much like first times for most things.

I took them for a wander through the store, while advising they were living my dream, after all Peg All Men 2020 has been my motto all year (haven’t been successful but we’ll talk about my failures another time.)

I asked the standard questions, what textures do we like, hard or soft, have we tried any buttstuff before, looking back the poor guy was probably getting a bit of a brain overload with all of my questions. He wanted a realistic feel, he wanted something not too big, we wanted a bit of flexibility.

With all questions asked I showed him our ranges, the King Cocks, the Colours, the Maias, each one bringing it’s own qualities to the table. King Cock had realist dicks down to a science (veins and all), not to mention options.

Brown dicks? You got it.

Black dicks? You got it.

Beige dicks? You got it.

Balls? No balls? You bet.

Clear dicks that would produce a lovely holographic look when held to light? Absolutely.

They weren’t it.

 

Colours had a nice size and colour range but it wasn’t quite was he was after either.

 

And Maia, they were almost there but the experience wasn’t exactly the realism that he wanted, this guy was after a penis but without the men… Aren’t we all 😉

 

We had just gotten the RealRock Silicone Dildos in… I’d heard some about these before but hadn’t gotten the opportunity to look at them properly or feel a tester so I suggested we take one out of the packet and feel it with gloves on (don’t be silly, wrap your willy).

We get to the counter, pop on our safety gear and I’ll be honest… It was love at first handful, he was thick, details in all the right places, we had gotten the 6” for the young man because as I said you can always insert less of a bigger dick, but you can’t insert more of a smaller one.

The RealRock dong is thermoreactive, if you microwave for 30 seconds or throw it into hot water it will soften up, giving more flexibility and a real deal kinda feel (good rhyming, I know).

On the other hand if you pop this bad boy in the freezer he will get absolutely (real) rock hard, which is an entirely different experience again.

The ability to switch up how you play with this one was mind blowing to all parties, we were stunned it was like buying multiple dildos at once.

And like Goldilocks, this one was just right. This man had found *The One*, and he was on his merry way.

 

But I was left in a state of shock, what had just happened, there’s no way I had just met the love of my life… It wasn’t possible, I wouldn’t believe it.

I spent weeks in denial, I had bought the Maia Kyle not long ago… He was the one for me… I couldn’t be unfaithful this early on, it was only fresh.

Sleepless nights, all I could think about was the feeling of the dildo, like a playdough that had been left out just a little too long, the flexibility, the idea that you could just pick the firmness depending on the day, I wished longingly to have him be mine. But it wasn’t meant to be… It couldn’t be.

 

But alas, I had to go into work every day and see him, hanging across the other side of the store, taunting me with his versatility, his size range, “I could be whatever you want, whenever you want” I could hear him calling to me. It was torture, having to turn him down day after day, when all I wanted was to be with him.

Having to watch customer after customer cop a feel and take one home, having to list all the reasons he was a catch, having to feel him with them… I couldn’t do it anymore.

 

  • Finally, I cave, “I’ve gotta do it, I can’t keep denying our connection and a shot at real love” I thought to myself. I have the talk with my Kyle, “You’ve been great, I’ve loved the few weeks we’ve spent together… But I need to explore my options. It’s not you, it’s me”. Obviously, it’s a dildo so it was a very short one sided conversation, I don’t know if it was amicable, but it doesn’t matter, I was about to take the plunge.

 

It’s been a few months now, my RealRock and I are going steady. I found out we’re more compatible than I’ve ever been with anything else (man or silicone). He makes me happy, he keeps my needs met, I don’t think I’ll let him go anytime soon.

I still keep Kyle as my side piece, every now and then I like to dip back into the simplicity of him. But that’s a secret (again, they’re dildos, how would they know).

 

I think I owe it all to the couple who wanted to try pegging, they’ve given me this happiness and I’m very thankful.

Velventine Ivy Vibe!

Velventine Clit Vibe

I am only new into the adult shop world and was not wanting to start with anything to intense or powerful that was going to scare me and put me off using toys in the bedroom. Its a little intimidating when you first enter the shop or the website with how many different style, ranges and powers of these toys to pick from.

Talking to the staff in Oh Zone adult shop I gave them a little information of what i was looking for and they advised me to what toys could work for me. We both managed to pick out the Velventine Ivy Vibrator. It was a great pick and suited me exactly for what i was needing. This vibrator is used for external use only to be place onto your clitoris area. Its shaped like a ‘U’ which means you can sit both ends at either sides around your clit. It took a while to play around with it at first to be able to find the right spot that pleasured me the best.

The vibrating was a lovely amount of pressure as well as i do not need very much to get me going and i did not want something to powerful that would make me feel almost uncomfortable cause that is just no good for anybody! The speed settings were perfect for the amount of vibrating i was wanting. Its not the strongest vibration so i would not recommend for someone wanting a toy that is really powerful. This vibrator has 10 different frequencies motions to choice from which was helpful to get the style that best suited my body. It has an easy on and off button you just hold down for a few seconds each time and to change between the different motions you simply just click this button also down once and this will flick through them all.

Another great bonus was it is a rechargeable using a USB cable which meant no messing around with batteries. It is a really quiet vibrating toy which helped as i share a house with my friends so they cant hear what i am up to in my private time. They have used medical grade silicone which is the safest type of silicone that can be used and makes the toy so soft to use. Its also splash proof which is great for being able to clean the toy really easily with water and some recommended toy cleaner.

It’s a fun toy to use solo but its also a nice vibrator to use to spice up with my partner as well. It can be used along side performing oral. Its just a simple way to change it up a bit and keep are sex life exciting and also adds to an orgasm. I found the price very reasonable and cant complain at all about this item.

The Ultimate Strapon Sex Guide

Some people consider sex to be the only way for humans to procreate, while others see it as a fun game. Younger generations see sex as an opportunity to try out many exciting things and explore their sexual fantasies. One of those fantasies is definitely a strapon dating experience. This fetish is usually very common among lesbian partners, but it’s more popular with heterosexual couples because some men want to see what the role of a woman feels like. Therefore, we decided to talk about this interesting form of sex and provide you with the best strapon sex positions you can use next time you’re in bed with your lover.

Backdoor Man Position

If your man wants to see what it’s like to be penetrated by his girlfriend, all you have to do is put on a strapon dildo, sit on the edge of your bed and let him sit on your lap. This is called a Backdoor Man position and it’s perfect for newbies because it allows a man to control how deep the penetration will be. While your boyfriend is sitting on your lubed dildo, you can give him a hand job for a complete and breathtaking strapon experience.

Reverse Cowgirl…Sorry, Cowboy

This sex position is a variation of the famous cowgirl position we all know and love. It’s very popular among men who are attracted to their girlfriend’s butt. However, men are not the only ones who enjoy a beautiful and fit rear end. If you, as a woman, want to look at your boyfriend’s ass while he’s riding your dildo, a reverse cowboy position is something you should definitely try. You should know that the angle of penetration is a bit different in this position, so you’ll have to strap on your dildo the best way you can in order for it to stay attached throughout the intercourse.

Doggy Style

This is, without any doubt, the most popular sex position in the world. Both men and women love it because it provides them with the most intense penetration. However, there is one more aspect of this position that attracts men and that is the feeling of power and control. Most women love to be submitted to men during doggy style, but a lot of them want to see what it’s like to be on the other side. The strapon dildo allows you to do just that. So, put it on, get behind your lover and thrust those hips. Feel free to give him a hand job while you’re behind him. This will help him cum.

Boyfriend on His Back

Considering the fact that missionary position might be a bit awkward because of your boyfriend’s genitals, you can always put him on his back, lift his legs, and penetrate him that way. This beautiful position will provide you with a chance to look at your lover’s penis while thrusting. This is important because you’ll be able to see what makes him hard and what makes him soft. Also, you can use this opportunity to stroke your boyfriend’s penis during sex which will make him feel wonderful.

Standing Behind Your Boyfriend

This one is quite similar to the doggy style position, but with a few adjustments. First of all, you have to make your boyfriend stand up, and then you need to stand behind him and bend him over a table. This is probably the most submissive position he’ll ever be in, but trust us, he will love it. Before you penetrate him from behind, make sure to give him a couple of cushions for his elbows. In this position, you are in complete control because your man can’t even see what’s going on behind him. Your boyfriend will love this position because it will be easy for you to find and stimulate his P-spot. The P-spot orgasm, as you probably know, is the most intense orgasm a man can experience. So, it’s safe to say that this will be your boyfriend’s favorite strapon position.

Boyfriend on His Belly

If being bent over a table or kneeling on his knees is not something he enjoys, you can ask your boyfriend to lie flat on his belly. Then, you can give him a nice erotic massage and play with his butt cheeks and anus until he’s ready for penetration. Unlike other position on this list, this one is actually very comfortable for the boyfriend and that’s why most guys prefer it. For better penetration, make sure you firmly grip his lower back while thrusting. This wonderful and sexy position also allows you to lie on top of your boyfriend and cuddle with him during sex. Both men and women who are practicing strapon sex find this position rather enjoyable.

Top 12 Valentine Adult Gift Ideas!

What are your top picks for Valentines Day?  These are mine!
1. SINGLE GUY
Tenga Flip Zero – Vibrating. Once he’s stuck his fingers in this bad boy. His finger is hooked, and so will he. Don’t forget to squeeze down for that suction. It’s a great toy for most lads – but if theyre horse hung (girth) he’s going to struggle.
2. SINGLE GIRL
Womanizer – Been selling these things like crazy. Great for those that are looking for that something a wee bit different. Other wise rabbits will take care of everything for them. Particularly bi stronic fusion, dual stimulation, thrusting and power. Lady Bi if they don’t care much for the thrusting.
3. COUPLE
We-vibe kit. Any Kit. get the best of everything is a single kit. You want the we-vibe for weekends and the tango for weekdays? You got it. Want the we-vibe for partnered play and the premium womanizer for when you’re home alone. We have you covered.
4.BDSM
Wartenberg Wheels (They’re coming soon). One of my favourites, great intro toy. Great for sense play, just all round great toy. I’m also a huge fan of bondage kits. Everything matches – which is a bonus. Lastly. A wand. Must have a wand. Le Wand, Palm Power, doxy. Get them a wand to go with every single other toy.
5. GAY GUY
Is it for his partner? Is it for him? Not all gay guys like anal play. So work out if it’s for his dick or for his ass. Prostate toys for those that like to move during play – the vibe will hit his p spot with every single thrust. Masturbator for his dick. otherwise get the poor lad some good quality anal lube.
6. BI- PERSON
Depends on their sex, whether they like anal, dick or vaginal play or all three. Refer to above written.
Strap ons are a great mix for bi guys and girls, pegging play is an understated area of play. Worth a mention whenever a heterosexual couple is looking for anal toys for him – it plants the seed in there for them.
7. TRANS PERSON
Depends on MtF or FtM. Dilators for MtF are a must have. Buck off Range for FtM.
8. CLIT
Womanizer. Tango/NU Bullet. Clitoral suction pumps. Three very different types of stimulation which will have almost everyone covered.  If they like it a bit rough and are into bdsm – get a clamp on it.
9.ANAL
Buttplugs are great for girls since it adds pressure to the vaginal walls. B Vibes have this down pat, especially the rimming which will do something very few anal toys do. For prostate i love the classic Bootie by fun factory. Great beginners toy, moves with your thrusting and applies it where you want, when you want every single time.
10. INSERTION
I can’t go past the tiger G5. Those ribbings. That curve. That bend. That power. Come here tiger, let’s play. Great length, great for friction movement and did i mention that power?
11. LONG DISTANCE
Kiiroo set. Sure the we-vibe is great and all but teledildonics are just amazing. You can feel the masturbator move with the specially placed sensors in the g spot vibrator.
12. PROSTATE
Bootie. B Vibes. Steel Butt Plugs – the underrated stars of anal play. Less friction, easy to clean, won’t break and super fun with sensory play.
13. LUBE
Superslyde for everyday penetration, Pjur Original for those that need a little more viscosity, and JO premium (black) for heavy duty play. Surgical lube for sounding, and J-Lube for fisting. Intimate Earth Waterbased for sensitive skin.
14. MASSAGE
Superslyde. Mix it with your own sensual oils so that you’re not committed to a single scent every single time. Else wildfire black which is highly concentrated, great for muscles and just pretty damn awesome for intimate play.
Valentines Sex Toys
15. PROLONGING
Viga, Super dooz hands down. Stud 100 if we have it in

The Sex Rabbit That Changed My View on Vibrators

Happy Rabbit 2 G-Spot Curve Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

A week ago now I received a Lovehoney happy rabbit G-spot curve to review, I was so excited as i’ve never had anything like it and being one of the best selling style of dildo’s in Australia I wanted to find out what all the fuss was about.

I could tell I was in for lots of fun, I was aware of the features of this product. It has  2 separate motors which is unusual when it comes to other rabbits, it has 15 x vibration modes (3 x speeds and 9 x patterns in the shaft, 3 x speeds in the ears). That’s a lot of different combinations that i could use and i knew that i was going to have to go through them all! What’s also great about this toy is that It doesn’t have any latex or phthalates, this one is made from a beautiful velvet like silicone. It can be submerged in water and also comes with 1 year warranty.

I love companies that package their toys in such a way that it feels like your unwrapping a present. You know that you’re in for a great toy when the box is nice. Some companies don’t put in a lot of effort when it comes to packaging, but i kind of feel that unwrapping the packaging, opening it up is all part of the experience when it comes to the receiving of your new toy. When you open it up, the first thing that i noticed was the colour! I know some people prefer neutral colours so it’s good that you can buy them in different colours but I was over the moon when I got a bright purple one. The colour was like a velvet royal purple totally my style and the silicone feels so luxurious and smooth to the touch. Other colours are Black & Bright Pink.

 

Happy Rabbit Packaging for Classy Adult Toys
The Packaging of the Happy Rabbit is simply stunning

I asked myself before inserting it, “Is this too big”? (just because of the actual length I wasn’t sure exactly how far it would go in and was unaware of the dimensions at the time) Also unsure of what my preference was and knowing that I’ve never actually had sex with someone that big lengthwise. To my surprise it felt so realistic obviously not with the vibrations but in terms of the comfortability. I didn’t feel uneasy AND I didn’t need to adjust it, just fit perfectly with my G-spot without having to manually curve anything. I started playing around with the different speeds and programmes but I could always feel this deep rumble almost as if it was pulsating inside AMAZING! and I couldn’t hear a thing, it’s definitely the quietest toy I have.

I’m really not much of a pattern person and I actually never used the patterns with my previous toys however with this rabbit I enjoyed 8/9 of the shaft patterns and actually got off and that’s because it still maintained the strength in the vibrations and doesn’t seem to compromise on the power of the pulsation.

The Rabbit Ears! Goddamn. It’s a very interesting sensation having your inside and clit simultaneously stimulated. The ears are thick which I prefer because I could just imagine having smaller ones that wouldn’t be strong enough to create the proper deep vibrations that drive us women crazy. They are also quite flexible so I could adjust them to where it feels best for me.

If I was going to say two negative things about the product it would be the handle, I just think its not super comfortable to hold, the base is circular and the Circumference is 4.75 inches which makes it hard for me to have a really good grip only because i have smallish hands but in saying that you could also keep it upright and use it that way which i only just realized when i was writing this.. The second would be that your partner might get jealous.

I’m being picky too this is for sure my favourite dildo.

 

Beautiful Purple Rabbit Vibrator
The Happy Rabbit Unboxed

With everything i’ve said I would also recommend reading the instructions before using it just to understand how to correctly use the buttons to get the full experience. I was just keen to get into it but had a semi hard time figuring out which button does what so always take a few minutes to briefly read the little booklet.

Product Design

* Base diameter: 2 inches

* Base type: Flat

* Circumference: 4.75 inches

* Insertable Length: 5.5 inches

* Length: 10 inches

* Controller Type: Built in – push button

* Power Type: Rechargeable

* Vibration speed: Speeds and patterns

* Contains latex: No

* Contains phthalates: No

* Flexibility: Flexible

* Material: Silicone

* Waterproof: Submersible

Overall, I never thought I’d be so impressed with this toy. It outdid my expectations and it’s great for solo use, I am one very happy women with an operational and versatile orgasm machine for life! I wish this was my first toy instead of investing in lifeless dildos