A Taste Of Vergil’s Very Bad Dragon

Sexual fantasy of a bad dragon

Look, I don’t get the whole eggplant thing. When people started sending me eggplants with a question mark on Grindr, I was the boy that responded with – “Nah, no salads for me thanks”. I just didn’t get it, and to be honest – I still don’t. So when I was approached to review a Bad Dragon sex toy called the Vergil, which very much looked like an eggplant, I had mixed feelings.

I was absolutely excited to get the chance to experience a Bad Dragon toy as I’d heard a lot about their company. In fact, I’d been on their website to look longingly at their products which I’d heard nothing but good things about. Yet, the fact that it reminded me of an eggplant…  still confused me. I pride myself on my open mindedness though, and remembering all the things I’d heard about Bad Dragon from my fellow co-workers and from my fellow fantasy freak friends who I play Dungeons and Dragons with, I was intrigued.

Bad Dragon’s Fantasy Dildos

Bad Dragon is a sex toy company that makes awesome looking dildos and sex toys that are absolutely out of this world. There’s nothing like them. A quick research on their products states that every single Bad Dragon sex toy is handmade from platinum cured silicone – the highest quality grade of silicone that you can get.

If you’re a fan of dragons, all things fantasy related and you have a desire to have your ass munched on by a dragon’s tongue – like my co-worker – then Bad Dragon toys will happily lick your ass till kingdom come. I was also kind of hoping for the prestige of having the ability for when someone sent me an eggplant on Grindr, that I’d be able to turn around and send them a photo of mine and say ‘Thanks, but I already have one’. All this had crossed my mind before the product even arrived. So in my head I had built up this amazing fantasy of my new toy and I was eager to wrap my legs around it.

Experimenting With Bad Dragon’s Vergil

Unfortunately, like all good packages, it arrived whilst I was at work – so I was stuck imagining me using it for the rest of the day. Undeterred however, I tore off the clear bag that it came in and was lovingly holding it throughout the day. It was squishy. I loved the feeling that it held between my hands and with each gentle squeeze I’d stare longingly at it – absolutely intrigued. I’ve got to say – I’ve held a lot of dicks and dildos in my lifetime, but I hadn’t felt anything like this.

Fantasy dildo
Image: Bad Dragon Vergil

Being told it was a body safe silicone blew me away. I’d felt silicone toys and whilst they were awesome, they were often firm and squishy. My Bad Dragon was a squishy silicone. Initially, I’d been a bit deterred by the size, but given how much flex and squishiness was in this toy – I felt pretty confident that I’d be able to fit it.

Bad Dragon is known for their fantasy sex toys but they are also known for hole stretching. They also offer three different levels of firmness from soft, medium to firm. The soft, from the three density testers that they gave me – felt absolutely amazing. The firm disc was a little hard but it was still softer than what I was generally accustomed to when it came to other silicone toys. And like goldilocks in the bear’s house, the medium density was just the perfect amount of squish with a shape holding ability.

It was cute. I’ll admit it. The detail was simply amazing and it didn’t seem like a run of the mill kind of dildo that you’d get at your local dick store. There was something different about it. Unique. I know that the sex toy is handmade – but this whole unique idea made it that much more intimate. It’s kind of like how every guy has a dick, but each dick (might be very very similar) but they each have their own look and personality. Maybe I liked it because it reminded me of this analogy. Right. Down to business.

I stripped off. Lubed up and spread. One of the issues that I have with silicone sex toys is that when you go to lube them up, some of them can be quite grabby and have a little resistance. I’m not quite sure why – but I didn’t experience this issue with the Bad Dragon. Maybe it’s the type of silicone that they use, maybe my other ‘silicone’ toys just aren’t proper silicone – I’m not sure. What I am sure is that there was very little drag for this toy.

I was right to be worried about the size though it did take some working to get in, however once it was in the silicone did a wonderful job of remaining comfortable. There was enough firmness to keep it in, but not overly so that it was tearing me to pieces. This eggplant is quite filling – even though I received mine in one of the smaller sizes – getting over that hump in the middle was a challenge and I’m certainly grateful for the give in the silicone that the Vergil has.

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There’s a delightful little pointed tip on the end of this one, which I learned was to stimulate the prostate (or G-spot). Whilst it wasn’t angled perfectly for me, I did notice it clawing its way across the walls which added a little extra to this dildo than something that was purely straight. Sure, it might not have been just right for my body, but it’ll be sure to hit some people’s spots just right.

When I’m doing anal play – I always make sure that I’m clean and body ready – the small hole in the tip (reminiscent of the urethra of a dick) looks great, it adds that sensual touch that you might need – but I can see that you will need to pay special attention here when cleaning. You can definitely tell that Bad Dragon go that touch extra to ensure that their dildos are absolutely perfect.

Whilst I might not be completely converted to the idea of eggplants, I do like my eggplant dildo having used and enjoyed it several times whilst writing this review. I love the fact that I don’t necessarily need to ensure that he’s hidden every time someone comes into my room and it now sits proudly on my shelf as one of my first reach to toys when I need some filling. Thanks Bad Dragon!

Author: Stephen Smith – BA Of Social Sciences, M.Ed

Stephen is a cis-gendered gay male who spends far too much time with his two cats and eating tim tams. A self-identified sex-positive advocate he cares deeply about gender equality, disabilities, sexual education and social issues. Opinionated and bold he isn’t afraid to speak his mind and say what others won’t. With a yearning for knowledge and experience in all things relating to sex, he is a prolific writer that has developed the content for a myriad of informative Sexual Health and Wellness websites.

Stephen’s articles and writings tends to focus on social issues, sexual education, queer issues and all things fetish and absurd. He comes qualified with the completion of a double Bachelor degree in Social Sciences and literature, and a Masters in Education.

My Super Hung Hero’s Captain Cock

Just the other day I entertained the thought of arousing myself with my favourite super hero’s cock. You see I had come across the ultimate treat a dildo named the Super Hung Hero Captain Cock which is based upon Captain America. I absolutely worship Captain America so I thought this product would make a perfect addition to my sex toy collection. The dildo is made in a classic blue colour that instantly inspires desire for some macho like action beneath the sheets. This dildo definitely helps out in setting the scene for my orgasmic fantasy to come to life.

To be frank, I just adore a sufficiently large cock and this sex toy was in line with that particular personal preference. The dildo measures 9.25” in total length with an 8.5” insertable length. He has a girth of 6.25” and a width of 1.9” at its largest point. What makes this dildo easy to use is the tapered tip and what gives a sudden expansion of pleasure is the gentle bulbous area near the tip of the shaft. This dildo really is a rock solid erection.

The really exciting feature that made me consider buying this particular sex toy was the dual texturing made with ripples which looked like they would give me a series of exhilarating orgasms. It is made with raised areas for texture that mimic the design of Captain America’s shield. It is made with a metallic base which makes it compatible with my favourite harness. It is made with a novelty design that’s absolutely practical and perfect for collectors!

Captain America sex toy
Image: Super Hung Heroes Captain Packaging

To top all the off, I was especially pleased to learn that this dildo is made in America by Doc Johnson. Doc Johnson is a major sex toy company who make thousands of products so my confidence and concerns on safety were assured. There are four other dildos in this collection which include:

  • Doc Johnson Super Hung Heroes The Hammer: A Thor themed dildo.
  • Doc Johnson Super Hung Heroes Rock Hard Man – A Iron Man themed dildo.
  • Doc Johnson Super Hung Heroes Amazing Webshooter – A Spiderman themed dildo.
  • Doc Johnson Super Hung Heroes Caped Cock – A Batman themed dildo.

My Personal Experience With The My Super Hung Heroes Captain Cock

What I love about Captain America and other super heroes is that they are supposed to be our object of infatuation with their incredible prowess and timely response to a civilisation’s time of need. After reading the products description on the packaging and looking sceptically at my purchase, the quality seemed to be decent. At first, I didn’t buy into its vibe but after a few trials I knew I was in for the ride of my life. What follows after you buy the dildo is entirely up to your wild imagination.

When using this sex toy, I experienced a ton of pleasure. I just can’t just get enough action. The feeling of Captain America massaging against my breasts and pussy is an exhilarating ecstasy. I thrilled my personal fetish after I explored the contour lines from the tip to the generous width down to the base. Since there are no batteries, you are in full control of the levels of pressure, speed and intensity of the experience. The long shaft of this dildo massaging my body is my favourite feeling.

Stimulation with this sex toy is no longer a boring routine. Afterwards, I felt sexually satisfied and content. My body did not feel sore after many immense rounds of pleasure that I put myself through. The sex toy is made with premium grade silicone which is great to work with and easy to clean afterwards.

Captain America dildo
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I highly recommend Super Hung Hero Captain Cock for those seeking a classic sex toy with a friendly price tag. It is safe to conclude that the product is a wonderful addition to any sex toy collection. It adds a fresh perspective with some pretty naughty and seriously fun positions to try out. I appreciate a dildo that won’t back down until my needs are fully met. This hunk edition is worth the asking price.


Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Pop-culture Made Batman My Super Hung Hero!

Batman's penis outline

Super Hung Heroes is a range of dildos made by the adult company Doc Johnson. They are made based upon all of our favorite marvel super heroes and comics but they are extremely hung. Imagine Spiderman ripping out his gigantic red swollen cock, Thor putting his extremely hard hammer down, Iron Man with his mushroom headed hard dong, Batman with his ridged winged big dong and Captain America’s sex toy like dong that’s humble and gets straight to the point. With the introduction to these dildos, I will also introduce you to who I am.

Banner for the Super Hung Heroes
Image: Super Hung Heroes

I myself, am a gay comic nerd who plays video games like the card game Magic The Gathering and all sorts of board game stuff. Now I never used to be into comics but my wonderful and amazing boyfriend of five years (can you tell it’s our anniversary this week) has turned me. With every release of a Marvel/DC film he has patiently dealt with all my questions concerning characters. He has devotedly dragged me to the cinemas and we have watched… Every… Single… Damn… Marvel and DC Film. I’ll give the studio credit – they must be rolling in it.

And yes, before you ask we have watched the gay porn parodies including Captain Americock, Batman and Robin; An all-male parody, Batdude and Throbin and our personal favorite The Green Lantern is Gay. Though, I will freely admit that we were devastated about the lack of Ryan Reynolds in this film. Though listen up, you can see Ryan Reynolds Ass in Deadpool. Just sayin’. Go see it. It’s an amazing film. Also, putting it out there, if Marvel wants some new marketing blood in their marketing team.

There are plenty of movies that are being released like Black Panther, Avengers Infinity War, Ant Man and the Wasp, Captain Marvel and Spider-Man Homecoming 2. So, to celebrate all these upcoming movies, today I will be looking at one of the Super Hung Heroes and I have my eye on the ”The Caped Cock”. I wonder what a superhero’s cock would feel like! *Insert Dramatic Fanfare*.

Batman's dildo
Image: The Caped Cock Box

Now, I do find it hilarious that the ‘Caped Cock’ is an uncircumcised cock and for those that love uncut sex toys – this will have you in the zone in no time.  Combine this with some water-based cum lubricant and… Well, what I was going to say is just too damn crass. So you can fill in the blanks. Now before you get too excited, I need to warn you. When the tagline is ‘Super Hung’, they ain’t lying. This massive Super Hung Hero is just over two inches wide by one a half inches. It is wide. Did I mention it is wide? So, just like any good superhero “slash” athlete you will need to warm up before using this super villain AKA Bad Boy. So pucker up, spread your personal lubricant of choice liberally and get those sphincter muscles warmed up because there is no way you can take this thing cold.

Dildo of Batmans penis
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You’ll also notice that it could not be a Batman Cock without the shape of batman, so rather than sacrifice a phallic shape, they’ve embossed the batman wings on either side of the shaft and then ‘scored’ it, so it almost feels like a bat. Not that I’ve ever felt a bat, but it kind of feels like the leathery wings… alright. Now that I think about it, and since the bat is a mammal it doesn’t feel like a bat. I can feel the ripples and they feel very subtle. When you run your fingers along it, you can tell that it will feel good. If you can fit it in that is! On top of that, it has little ridges around the two bat wings so, whilst there’s not a lot going on, there’s certainly some room for some solid stimulation. It’s made of a softish silicone, and when lube is applied it feels silky smooth.

My only critique of this is the balls. They aren’t balls, they’re barely even in the shape of balls. Considering the detail on this, and when I compare it to the other Super Hung Heroes dildos – I was a little disappointed that they thought they’d literally just gloss over the balls and not pay any attention to them. That’s certainly not what you should do with balls. It is made in America like the majority of super heroes, this silicone dildo will have any fan boy squealing. Whether that’s from delight… or something else. Well that’s for you to decide and for you to ensure that you warm up for the Super Hung Heroes!

Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

I Turned My Ultimate Gigolo Fantasy Into A Reality

Gigolos tv show series

A few months ago while I was at home bored I was flicking through Stan and came across Gigolos, a Showtime reality series about a group of male gigolos and it instantly sparked my interest. What wasn’t to love? A group of hot straight guys that had sex for a living! I was hooked! The series is set in Las Vegas, Nevada. It follows the lives of several men and their daily live interactions with each other and their clients. You watch as the cameras show the intimate details of the escorts and their clients. The series was initially criticised by the legality of the services and the amazement as to how these women would consent to having their sexual services being filmed, but soon after it became a hit!

My Favourite Gigolo Is Nick Hawk

Throughout season 1, we get to know each guy and the different reasons as to why they decided to start escorting but for me the star and my personal favourite is Nick Hawk, a tattooed hunk with a sexy personality and an amazingly defined body. It’s very clear that he is one of the main stars of the show, with his mesmerising charisma and undeniable star power. I learned that Nick Hawk is a reality star but also an actor, musician, rapper, songwriter, author and entrepreneur. He is also a former Air Force crew chief and marksman, as well as an accomplished martial artist in the skill of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. He has also written a semi-autobiographical book as well as delved into the music industry. He also made headlines when, in 2016 insured his penis for one million dollars. Hawk has also created his own line of sex toys under the name “Nick Hawk Gigolo” and has various different products, including a sex doll, penis pump, whip, handcuffs, vibrators, cock rings and other various products, including my personal favourite, a realistic dildo that can be used as a strap-on that is moulded directly from the star himself.

Sexy picture of Nick Hawk
Image: Nick Hawk

Nick Hawk’s Very Own Dildo!

On my first shift at an Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre, I was pleasantly surprised that we sold his products and I told my manger about the sexy hunk and how I had been a fan of his for the last couple of years. For the next few weeks, I ummed and ahhed and finally decided that I needed his dildo. I mean, it was the only way I was going to get with the straight male escort. Well, until I actually meet him and turn him on with my animalistic sex appeal… yeah right! I can dream though. And that’s exactly what I could do with the replica.

I made my purchase and unfortunately I had to wait until the end of my shift to be able to use it. It was devastating! But, my shift soon ended and I made my way home quickly. I ran inside and was relieved to find that all my housemates had gone to bed. I rushed and had a shower then went to my room to have some special me time. I sat on my bed and just looked at the box for a moment. Mr Hawk in all his sexiness stared back at me. My word he is one fine specimen of a man.

I opened the box and took out my new sex toy. The beautiful penis was displayed in all its glory right in front of me. I looked over the dong and was happily surprised that they had included his unique tattoos that are all over his body including his cock. I was also surprised that a feature of the product is that it includes movable balls, I thought that it was a very different and unique feature that made the product all the more realistic and fun to play with. I was very eager to use my new purchase and that’s exactly what I did.

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I grabbed my lube, slathered it on the sex toy and started having my special me time. Now, it was a little bigger than what I usually use, but I adjusted to it and really enjoyed it in no time at all. I took a while to enjoy the new addition to my personal sex toy collection. I finished with a happy ending, cleaned up and went to bed satisfied.

My overall thoughts on the product is that it is a well-made and well thought out sex toy that will definitely please his fans all over the world, female and male alike. I certainly do not regret my purchase and if you are a fan of Nick Hawk, I definitely recommend this product. I’ve definitely found my new comfy blankie that I sleep with which I will hug every night to go to bed. Now I wonder if I wish hard enough Nick Hawk will actually cuddle me to sleep every night. One can certainly dream! Nick Hawk knows what makes a perfect dildo.

Author: Brett is a consultant at Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

Andrew is right into the Fet Lifestyle and enjoys BDSM. He has written about these subjects in many arena’s and is an expert at Shibari. He shares his knowledge by working with Adultsmart a sex toy store. Enjoy the descriptive and educational articles he has written.

The Easiest Way To Train Your Octopus

Woman Training Your Octopuss

All of our sexual play is born from fantasy, these fantasies can vary greatly from person to person. Each taking their imagination to one’s own pleasure limits. When it comes to toys the market is full of companies competing for bigger grander toys and of course the shock factor. What these companies share in common is their products resemblance to an anatomical human penis. But for some, the fantasy goes beyond the size. They dream beyond the natural world, they escape to a place of wonder. A place only found only found in the pages of your favourite Science Fiction novel or James Cameron Film.

Bad Dragon’s Cum Lubes

If I am going to tell you about my first experience into the “Fantastical” realm of Bad Dragon toys I’m going to have to start with their lubes! Along with my selected toy, I got both of Bad Dragon’s “Cum lube” in Clear and… Cum. Cum Lube? I bet your questioning? No need to question, this product is EXACTLY as it sounds. The contents of these bottles (I had to try both) were the stickiest, stringiest substances I’ve ever used in the bedroom. It was like mashing up marshmallows between your fingers until its creamy and stringy, only these lubes led to much more fun activities. I strongly recommend using this lube in easy to clean areas, it’s messy! Don’t get me wrong, this was not a bad thing. The way this lube feels the consistency is like magic. Virtually these two lubes are the same. These lubes are safe to use with sex toys as they are water-based and is meant to resemble Cum. As I said earlier, one is clear the other is a cloudy white, much like cum. I did personally enjoy the Cum one better. For no other reason then you could visually see it better. Trust that the interactions you have with this lube are entertaining in themselves. You will not be disappointed with this lube, Bad Dragon tugged out a winner with this stuff.

Personal Lubricant by Bad Dragon
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Ika The Tentacle Dildo

Now that I have told you little about the lube from Bad Dragon, now comes time to delve into my foray into the fantasy pleasure zone. When choosing a toy from Bad Dragon the options…the options…the options. For every Style design, and believe you me, they have designs to blow your mind. Each toy comes in a plethora of colours and swirls combinations for you to choose from. On top of colour choice, Bad Dragon toys come in variable firmness options depending on your preference. They offer a size range as well, Bad Dragon has all the bases covered here!

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I ended up taking IKA (a Tentacle arm like dildo) home with me in the small size and in a soft firmness. I was new to this realm and wanted my introduction to be as comfortable as possible. I myself as open as I think of myself was more than a little apprehensive about using a dildo shaped like a tentacle. I just hadn’t considered it I guess… perhaps because for so long quality products in this genre didn’t exist, so I never looked. I certainly wasn’t going to find a tentacle to have sex with in the real world so I didn’t see a need to find one I could use alone. Very glad Bad Dragon has shown me why I would want to find a toy like this. To say this toy is unique beyond anything I’ve used before is too obvious of a statement, I mean… its a TENTACLE! The textures, the ridges from the suction cup design along the tentacle arm are tantalising! The design is so good that all the textures don’t get in the way of an easy entry with this toy. I am still blown away at how fun this toy was to use. I will say, and I’m surprising myself again when I say this, I do wish I had gone with a slightly larger size toy with a Medium firmness. I think this would have added to my pleasure experience in just the right ways. I might even have to go back and get another, Both the TAKO and the ELDEN have caught my eye… and I’m pretty eager to see what else Bad Dragon has in store!

Foaming Toy Cleaner

The last but certainly not least part of my Fantasy adventure with Bad Dragon is their Foaming Toy Cleaner. Bad Dragons toy cleaner might be made from Dragons Tears? When they say a little goes a long way, they weren’t kidding. When I am playing with toys anally I personally like to use a little bit of an anal comfort serum initially. With doing this I do notice it leave a film on toys that can be a little harder to remove. Nothing a little extra rubbing doesn’t fix. But with Bad Dragons Foaming Toy Cleaner, one small pump a rub down of the toy and it was like the film from the serum never existed. Impressed, to say the least.

Toy Cleaner by Bad Dragom
Image: Foaming Toy Cleaner

Bad Dragon has certainly made a believer out of me. Like all other science fiction fanatics, I am very excited for what else I can get my hands on from their amazing creators.

Author: Patrick Kriz- BA, Psych (HON)- Human SexualitySave


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