4 Reasons Why I Love Rianne S Martyoshka!

Sex Toys

There has never been a sex toy shaped like the Rianne S Martyoshka and you have to ask yourself the reason why.  The Martyoshka is a palm sized intimate massager which measures 86mm by 52mm, it has a large end and a small end. The sex toy can be used for multiple purposes during solo masturbation, mutual masturbation and couples play. This sex toy has been named after a Russian wooden doll set which is designed with the same shape that resembles the hourglass figure of a woman’s body. The shape itself is sensual and incredibly seductive. Rianne says it’:

“The little lady with a big secret.”

The vibrator’s motor is located on the tip which is the smaller end. The charging nodes are housed in hard plastic on the base which is the larger end. The Martyoshka sits in a charging cradle which also can be used as a display stand, it also comes with a plastic top for storage which protects it from dust or dirt.

The controls are located in the middle of the massager’s body.  The controls are easy to operate so that you can change the speed and mode whilst it is in use. You don’t have to stop and have a look at the controls as you can easily feel where they are since they are designed with raised button integrated into the seamless silicone that’s completely body safe. The silicone feels soft and silky to the touch. It is made with a waterproof design so it can be used in the bath or shower.

The Martyoshka has 5 different modes with 5 different vibration intensity levels. There are not to many options, so you will feel overwhelmed when you are changing the mode or intensity. It also has a surprise mode which shuffles through the modes and intensities randomly.

If you are planning on going on a journey, you can feel comfortable bringing the Martyoshka with you as it has a travel lock. The travel lock protects the sex toy from accidently being turned on. The shape of the Martyoshka does not scream “sex toy”. It looks incredibly discreet and I would not be embarrassed if someone found it on my bedside table if I had forgotten to put it away.

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The Martyoshka can be used for multiple purposes. I found out that it can be used in the following ways:

Clitoral Stimulation

The Martyoshka can be used as a womens sex toy for direct clitoral stimulation. I had found that when I used the smaller end directly against my clitoris it gave amazing stimulation. The continuous vibration and the strength of the motors easily allowed me to orgasm.

As A Kegel Exerciser

Lay on your stomach and place the small end inside. You are able to use it as a kegel exerciser by simply relaxing and strengthening the pelvic floor muscles.  Since the base is much larger than the tip, you will find it extremely comfortable to use without the fear of it entering your body completely.

Spooning

It can be used whilst your lover is entering you from behind. Your lover can spoon you with the Martyoshka clenched between your legs as it stimulates the clitoris.  This sex position is great for a hands free experience that your lover will enjoyed too.

Anal Play

Since this vibrator has a large base, the small end can also be used for anal stimulation. Place the small end on the anus whilst your lover has penetrative sex with you. This can lead you to have a dual anal and g-spot orgasm which will feel intensely pleasurable.

Mutual Masturbation

You can place on a show for your lover. Sit at the end of your bed you’re your lover facing you. Open your legs so your lover can watch you masturbate. You can give your lover compete control over the sex toy. My lover had used the Martyoshka on me and he found it easy to grip onto. It is small enough to be used during penetrative sex whilst your lover enters you from different sex positions.

Nipple Stimulation

The Martyoshka can also be used to stimulate your erogenous zones like the nipples. This is great for foreplay which can help build arousal levels.

My Final Thoughts

Rianne S Martyoshka is a great multipurpose vibrator for beginners. It is designed so that people are able to explore their bodies with a discreet product that does not look anything like a sex toy. This sex toy is considered to be a high end or luxury product so you will definitely be spending your money on a vibrator made with high quality materials. The sex toy size is also not too big and not too small, it’s quite perfect to be used during couples play especially if you have long sex sessions. It is available to buy from Rianne’s iconic range in the colours black, pink and purple.

Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Get Your Rocks Off With RO-JIRA!

Rocks Off RoJira

Like the vast majority of the Rocks Off products, the Rocks Off RO-JIRA arrives in a brilliant colored box with a clear window, however there is a colored card covering the window on the inside so you cannot see the product inside.  I am assuming this is for retail purposes. The box has a lift up cardboard ‘page’ that gives you easy access to the sex toy that is contained in a molded protective sleeve to ensure your toy does not get damaged in transit.

The RO-JIRA is a sexy looking silicone sex toy that comes in a puce color and is fully waterproof and rechargeable.  The vibrator should always be lubricated during play and it is recommended that this be a water-based one.  To charge it there is a jack in port at the base that is powered by a USB cable.  When charging a red light will display and when fully charged a green light will.  There are 10 vibration modes and to turn it on you have to hold the + button down for 3 seconds and then simply press the button to scroll through the different functions and vibrations.

 

RO-JIRA

This adult toy is perfect for vaginal or clitoral stimulation however due to it’s shape I would not recommend using it for anything anal as the base is slimmer than the tip and you would not want it slipping in.  You can also use it as a massager on other parts of the body.  For men it would be perfect to stimulate the testicles or perineum and even penis during foreplay allowing you to build up his orgasm more.  I liked it on my nipples and breasts.

This vibrator is strong and I am  not joking about this.  Not quite the Hitachi but certainly up there with the strongest I have experienced in the market.  It was so powerful I never took it up to its strongest vibration and it was ample to make me cum easily.  For those that like their stimulation strong you will really enjoy this one.  When I first opened it I did not expect that and in this instance you do not judge to book by its cover.

I found it best for external stimulation and for me it is not really big enough as an insertable.  Perfect for solo masturbation or as a couples sex toy.  You will like it undoubtedly and I give it a 7 out of 10.

 

Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Eggplant Your Way To Ultimate Orgasms!

Vegetable and fruit sex toys by Emojibator

It was only a matter of time!  Who would have thought and Emoji based sex toy called the Emojibator.  The company’s catch-phrase is:

“Go Fuck Yourself.”

Literally! So of course I was interested in what these adult toys were about and gladly accepted them for review. We received the:

  • Eggplant Emoji Vibrator
  • Chilli Pepper Emoji Vibrator
  • Banana Emoji Vibrator

So let’s start at the beginning.  Many say that the emojibator creation was as a result of the #FreeTheEggplant campaign as emoji failed to register the eggplant as an emoji character as eggplants were often used as a visual indicator of the male sex organ.  This campaign reached its social media peak in January of 2016.

These emoji sex toys were finally created in Philadelphia by a team of sex toy enthusiasts Terri & Sandy and ReformSchoo.tv that wanted to promote a product that evoked sexual health qualities for women.  Combining high quality materials with humor the infamous eggplant emoji was created and made available in August 2016 – just over a year ago.

The team were not prepared for the overwhelming publicity that they were to receive that included the lead story in Cosmopolitan Magazine August 2016 edition, New York Times, The Guardian, New York Magazine, Buzz Feed, Mashable and many more overloading their site and accumulating more than 16 million impressions shortly after its launch.

The Emojibator empowers women with the ability to climax without the need for an accompanying phallic sex toy.  It is a playful and perfect gift, supporting a vegan lifestyle allowing self-pleasure without guilt or seediness.  In response to this global phenomena the red hot chili and banana were soon launched together with a handy travel case and promotional T-Shirts.  Finally the gap between a male’s and woman’s sexual freedom was finally bridging.

All Emojibators are made from 100% body safe silicone material which means it is phthalate-free and non-porous.  Most silicone sex toys are easy to clean and hygienic. The Emojibators are smooth to touch with a matte finish surface.  Storing this toy I was surprised that it did not pick up dust or fluff which is a real plus as I hate it when I draw out one of my trusted sex toys to see that it looks a little like my cat.

The Emojibators are powered by 4 watch batteries (which are included) and have 10 different stunning modes and levels of vibrations.  To turn it on you simply touch the nodule that protrudes from the green twist off cap, and touching it again cycles through all the vibrations modes and levels.  To turn the vibrator off simply hold down the nodule for a couple of seconds.  The nodule is very responsive. The manufacturer claims that the emojibators are completely waterproof but anything that screws on I would be hesitant to submerge in water.  The diameter of each of the toys is 1.22 inches and the length is 4.94 inches.  The insertable length is just under 4 inches.  I must say that when I first saw them in images they looked larger than they actually are.

The Red Chilli Emojibator

So I took out the Red Chilli to start with.  The toy is tapered and slightly curved being largest at the base and slimmest at the top.  It is ergonomically shaped, this sex toy is perfect for clit-centric stimulation or to lie and massage the clit and vagina.  I turned on the vibration and it was pleasant without being overly strong and was certainly quieter than most vibrators I have reviewed which is odd as generally I have found the smaller the vibrator is the louder that they are.

Testing the Chilli I found it as I had thought to be perfect to get my clit firing.  Going through all the vibration modes and levels I found it to be ample in power.  However when using it to stimulate both the vagina and clit simultaneously it lacked a bit.  I was not comfortable to insert it.

Chili vibrator by Emojibator
Image: Chili Pepper Emojibator

It is a small vibrator as I mentioned before, so it is more suited to external stimulations rather than being insertable.  Although curved I do not think this is a sex toy that’s big enough to reach my G-Spot and if it was I would be worried that I would lose it up there.  It really is a cute teaser of a vibrator and perfect for a novelty gift but when it comes to satisfaction I would prefer larger vibrators with some levels that pack a punch.  All in all, cute factor 10 out of 10, performance 6.5 out of 10.

A Recent Customer Review Of The Chilli Emojibator

“Hilarious! I bought it for my bachelorette party and everyone loved it. Cute, soft, and does the trick.”

The Eggplant Emojibator

Next I opened the flagship Eggplant Emojibator and again the vibrator was curved and tapered but unlike the Red Chili this was tapered so that the base was the thinnest and the head the thickest.  The shaft was purple and the base green.  It really is a cute little sucker and I decided to try out this waterproof claim myself and so took it in the tub with me.  Although worried I had not screwed the cap on tight, these fears were quickly allayed and I switched the baby on and laid back.

For me this was a perfect addition to my bath-time relaxation and gently used it to stroke my clit and vagina.  Being a bit wider and relaxing in the warm water I inserted it and found that it was adequate without being powerful. This was definitely my favorite and suited my body.  Again cute factor 10 out of 10, performance 7.5 out of 10.

Famous eggplant sex toy by Emojibator
Image: Emojibator With Cat

A recent customer review of the Eggplant Emojibator

“It’s smaller than I expected. Its sold as a vibrator so, I didn’t think to search for the dimensions, I expected something bigger. Size wise its more like a bullet. Its cute, good for foreplay and teasing but sadly it’s a bit weak. Unless you’re really sensitive down there’s I don’t think you can get off with it alone, I don’t. Like I said its cute and good to get us in the mood. My only other issue is the battery size. Most of my toys are AA, AAA or have a rechargeable battery. This little guy takes 4 tiny batteries that seems rather inconvenient. I bought this purely for how cute it is, so I’ll be keeping it.”

The Banana Emojibator

Finally I opened the Banana Emojibator which was all yellow, curved but the shaft is roughly the same size from the base to the shaft.  As far as visual excitement goes the Eggplant and Chilli I feel are both more desirous.  Again the curve screams ergonomic design.  I was emojied out by this stage so did not test the banana but the cute factor on this one dropped to 7 out of 10 and I would imagine the performance would be roughly the same so will give that also a 7 out of 10.

A recent customer review of the Banana Emojibator

“Bought as a gift. Funny, well made, super easy to clean. Can’t recommend enough. Would purchase again.”

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My opinion on these sexual Emoji’s is that they are cute, a novelty and I understand why they are so popular – especially when given as a gift.  As a sex toy they are innocuous and one would not be embarrassed if someone found them in your drawer.  However if you are a regular sex toy user I believe you may find them too small and the vibrations a little left wanting.

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  • 1 x The Banana Emojibator – Valued at $29 USD
  • 1 x The Chili Pepper Emojibator – Valued at $29 USD
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Eggplant designed travel case
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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Turning Your Oral Stimulation From Zero To Hero

I glanced down through the glass topped front counter and spotted the contraption out of the corner of my eye. I had just started working at the Oh! Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres and I was still trying to get my head around all of the sex toys. I bent down to pick it up, “What’s this?” I asked confused by what I held in my hand. “That sex toy is the Womanizer, it’s a clitoral sucker” I was answered. I looked at the Womanizer in my hand and considered it for a moment…

“Na, not for me.” I thought as I placed the Womanizer back under the counter and went back to work. During the following weeks I would be asked about the Womanizer by curious customers. I would explain what it was, talk about how it worked, how much people are meant to love them all the while thinking to myself “Na, still not for me.”

See I “know” what I like, I am a clitoris girl. I know what I like and how I like it and I just didn’t see the Womanizer working for me. I would regularly have women come in to the store and sing the praises of the Womanizer, “Amazing!” said one blonde lady with a big smile. “Life changing.” remarked another very satisfied looking woman. “You’ll never look back!” I listened and was happy that our customers found a product that they were so happy with but in the back of my mind I had big doubts about whether it would work for me.

When you first see the Womanizer you or at least I was confused. It takes a second to figure out because it doesn’t look or act like your typical sex toy.

Oral Sex Toy Stimulator
Sex Toy: Womanizer +Size

At one end of the Womanizer there is an opening surrounded by a silicone cover. This is the end that sits on or around your clitoris and “sucks.” On the backside of the sucker you will find the power button. One the opposite end of the Womanizer you will find the intensity controls. The more I learned about the product the more I understood how it would be pleasurable but I just didn’t think it was for me, “I don’t like it when you suck on my clitoris to much so why would I want a sex toy that only does that” I said to my husband as we were talking about our days. “It might feel different with this” he offered. “Yeah maybe…but I don’t know…” I muttered into my glass of wine.

At work I would still have regular conversations with customers who love the Womanizer and after a while my “Na not from me” went to a “Well…maybe… ok.”

I walked into work one day worrying about what I could write about this week when a box was placed into my hands. “This is what you are writing your review on this week.” I looked down at what I had been given… The Womanizer… it was time.

The whole day I kept glancing at the box eventually I had to put it out the back in my bag just so I could get some work done. When I got home I sat excitedly on the couch with the box in my hands. I opened it and it was beautifully packaged. The Womanizer range is known for their great designs, some have skulls on them others are pretty, pink and covered in jewels. Mine, which is pictured above, is a beautiful black and white with gold trim. “It’s quite long” I said to my husband as he sat down next to me. He picked up the box “What’s the plus sign for?” he asked, “Oh, this must be one of the newer versions that come with a longer handle for easier use.” I was impressed, not only was it beautiful, well packaged and felt high quality but the sex toy designers had actually thought about the comfort of the end user (a pet peeve of mine with sex toys.) It seemed like the Womanizer was wooing me, and I liked it.

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I plugged it into charge, “It might take a while… maybe tomorrow night.” My husband and I sat together watching Netflix on TV and catching up, all the while the Womanizer charged. On our way to bed my husband picked it up “I think it might be fully charged, that was really quick.” He looked at me “Maybe we could use it tonight?” I stared at the fully charged Womanizer, squared my shoulders and thought there’s no time like the present. “I guess so…” I said trying to seem unfazed and clam, while on the inside I was that mix of excited and nervous that either leads to disappointment or amazingness.

I got into bed next to my husband who was just plain excited and took the Womanizer in my hand, “I don’t know” I said as I started up the womanizer. It makes a distinct sound that gets quieter once it gets to work. I placed it against myself and was immediately met with a brand new sensation, it was intense and gentle at the same time. It was entirely clitoris focused but was also working deeper areas as well. My husband and I started giggling but soon the giggles changed to something different as the Womanizer went to work. It had been on me for about a minute when I felt a familiar building sensation, it can’t be I thought and then boom, climax.

The Womanizer gave me a climax I had never had. It started very centralised and then radiated out through my entire body. I sat back dumb founded and speechless. My husband kissed me and asked how it felt. “No words” I replied. “Is that a good or a bad thing?” he asked. I sat up, picked the womanizer up and replied “It’s a good thing…a very good thing.”

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Is It An Electric Toothbrush Or Clit Annihilator?

Woman Wearing Heels On Bed

So my first day in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre at Kogarah I walked into the store and although I had been in there before I was still amazed by the sheer size of the shop! Not to mention how many products were in there, anything thing you could possibly think of!  I walked around to familiarised myself with all the products in the store, I looked at all the cabinets and this is one of the products that stood out that very first day. My first thoughts were:

“Haha… that looks like my electric toothbrush”

I then thought about it some more and my initial opinion was,

“My god that would annihilate your clit!”

Zumio Clitoral Stimulator
Sex Toy: Zumio

Fast forward to a few weeks later and I was given this “Annihilator” to review. Reading the packaging as I do normally just to sus the whole thing out, opened the box and my first thought was still how much this thing looks like my electric toothbrush!

Due to my insane trust issues! And I mean insane! I don’t believe anything! I was reading all the quotes on the box;

“Join the pleasure revolution”

Yeah right!

“60-second quickie, mind-blowing multiple orgasms”

Pfft yeah right! Good one marketing team! I turned this “thing” on (I refer to it as a thing because I am still sceptical at this point in time). Put the speed up and down, put it in its charger plugged it in and left it on my coffee table. I started to read the instructions and leaflet it came with, I came across a little orgasm challenge, again thinking to myself how creative the marketing team at this company is!

Zumio Is An Award Winning Product
Photo: Zumio Adultex Winner 2017

As I have just gotten a rather large tattoo and sat for 7.5 hours my whole body is fairly used to vibrations so how is this thing going to compare? And isn’t the cliché the bigger the better? This thing is tiny! My normal vibrator goes alright I don’t suppose they are much different from one to the next, but still a little curious; this little contraption could it really be all the hype?

I Always Draw On My Past

I always draw on my past and the fact that for over five years my body was numb from anti-depressants so everything I feel is a new experience. After trauma your body changes, your nerves and sensations change as well as your emotions, things don’t feel the same as before.  And as for being “turned on” forget that! You don’t even have saliva let alone anything else! It takes a long time for your body to start doing “its thing” and acting somewhat normal with normal bodily functions and reactions! So, as you can imagine when my body decided to produce saliva again I woke up thinking I was drowning, and as such the rest of my body followed suit.

3 Steps To Use A Zumio
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Now, Where Does The Zumio Fit Into All Of This?

If you noticed I have now called it by its name! Why? Because it is a little annihilator! This little, compact, slimline, concentrated annihilator just woke up my entire body in less than thirty seconds! “Go hard or go home” well this Zumio definitely knows the definition of that! Wow, that’s all I can begin to say! It awakens all your pleasure zones and with some teasing, you drip! I mean your whole body is on a whole new level, every slight vibration is intense and powerful. It’s tailored to explore and that you can do with all the pleasures in the world with only your imagination as your weakness. Apart from the weakness in your legs if you try to stand up too quickly.

Now when you read the box and the website it explains how and why this product was made and it’s definitely going back to basics. It’s also invented by women, I am not one to bag out the opposite sex and their ability to design vibrators for women. I mean I will proudly admit I can’t make decisions to save my life, let alone pick my favourite sex toy! But right now, the Zumio is my front runner!

The Reason Why This Annihilator Is So Perfect

The reason why this annihilator is so perfect is that it has localised nerve stimulation massages, with very efficient energy transfer; which is why the Zumio feels so intense! It is isolated and concentrated and you have perfect control to each individual area you are exploring. The Zumio was designed to automate the tried and tested true circular fingertip motion; during manual clitoral masturbation for women instinctively randomly change finger pressure, slow down, speed up and move their finger location as they need to increase arousal. The Zumio’s unique tip and stylus simulates the same natural fingertip motion and allows users to dynamically go from high speed and intensity down to low speed and intensity by simply applying varying pressure to the tip. This is because like a clutch in a car it disengages the transmission even though the motor is running, Zumio’s patented motor clutch drive system enables you to control Zumio’s intensity manually just by applying pressure. This means there is no need to touch a control and it becomes a much more manual approach.

Zumio also is made from medical grade silicone/abs plastics, it’s washable, waterproof and durable! The handle doesn’t vibrate unlike most vibrators so it is quiet! The charging dock is very simple to use and basically a plug and play method.

So really this machine is up to your own imagination and pleasure zones, where this excitement takes you it is tailored to your imagination and your willingness to explore! Where’s your Zumio journey going to take you?

Go hard or go home!

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

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