Is It An Electric Toothbrush Or Clit Annihilator?

Woman Wearing Heels On Bed

So my first day in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre at Kogarah I walked into the store and although I had been in there before I was still amazed by the sheer size of the shop! Not to mention how many products were in there, anything thing you could possibly think of!  I walked around to familiarised myself with all the products in the store, I looked at all the cabinets and this is one of the products that stood out that very first day. My first thoughts were:

“Haha… that looks like my electric toothbrush”

I then thought about it some more and my initial opinion was,

“My god that would annihilate your clit!”

Zumio Clitoral Stimulator
Sex Toy: Zumio

Fast forward to a few weeks later and I was given this “Annihilator” to review. Reading the packaging as I do normally just to sus the whole thing out, opened the box and my first thought was still how much this thing looks like my electric toothbrush!

Due to my insane trust issues! And I mean insane! I don’t believe anything! I was reading all the quotes on the box;

“Join the pleasure revolution”

Yeah right!

“60-second quickie, mind-blowing multiple orgasms”

Pfft yeah right! Good one marketing team! I turned this “thing” on (I refer to it as a thing because I am still sceptical at this point in time). Put the speed up and down, put it in its charger plugged it in and left it on my coffee table. I started to read the instructions and leaflet it came with, I came across a little orgasm challenge, again thinking to myself how creative the marketing team at this company is!

Zumio Is An Award Winning Product
Photo: Zumio Adultex Winner 2017

As I have just gotten a rather large tattoo and sat for 7.5 hours my whole body is fairly used to vibrations so how is this thing going to compare? And isn’t the cliché the bigger the better? This thing is tiny! My normal vibrator goes alright I don’t suppose they are much different from one to the next, but still a little curious; this little contraption could it really be all the hype?

I Always Draw On My Past

I always draw on my past and the fact that for over five years my body was numb from anti-depressants so everything I feel is a new experience. After trauma your body changes, your nerves and sensations change as well as your emotions, things don’t feel the same as before.  And as for being “turned on” forget that! You don’t even have saliva let alone anything else! It takes a long time for your body to start doing “its thing” and acting somewhat normal with normal bodily functions and reactions! So, as you can imagine when my body decided to produce saliva again I woke up thinking I was drowning, and as such the rest of my body followed suit.

3 Steps To Use A Zumio
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Now, Where Does The Zumio Fit Into All Of This?

If you noticed I have now called it by its name! Why? Because it is a little annihilator! This little, compact, slimline, concentrated annihilator just woke up my entire body in less than thirty seconds! “Go hard or go home” well this Zumio definitely knows the definition of that! Wow, that’s all I can begin to say! It awakens all your pleasure zones and with some teasing, you drip! I mean your whole body is on a whole new level, every slight vibration is intense and powerful. It’s tailored to explore and that you can do with all the pleasures in the world with only your imagination as your weakness. Apart from the weakness in your legs if you try to stand up too quickly.

Now when you read the box and the website it explains how and why this product was made and it’s definitely going back to basics. It’s also invented by women, I am not one to bag out the opposite sex and their ability to design vibrators for women. I mean I will proudly admit I can’t make decisions to save my life, let alone pick my favourite toy! But right now, the Zumio is my front runner!

The Reason Why This Annihilator Is So Perfect

The reason why this annihilator is so perfect is that it has localised nerve stimulation massages, with very efficient energy transfer; which is why the Zumio feels so intense! It is isolated and concentrated and you have perfect control to each individual area you are exploring. The Zumio was designed to automate the tried and tested true circular fingertip motion; during manual clitoral masturbation for women instinctively randomly change finger pressure, slow down, speed up and move their finger location as they need to increase arousal. The Zumio’s unique tip and stylus simulates the same natural fingertip motion and allows users to dynamically go from high speed and intensity down to low speed and intensity by simply applying varying pressure to the tip. This is because like a clutch in a car it disengages the transmission even though the motor is running, Zumio’s patented motor clutch drive system enables you to control Zumio’s intensity manually just by applying pressure. This means there is no need to touch a control and it becomes a much more manual approach.

Zumio also is made from medical grade silicone/abs plastics, it’s washable, waterproof and durable! The handle doesn’t vibrate unlike most vibrators so it is quiet! The charging dock is very simple to use and basically a plug and play method.

So really this machine is up to your own imagination and pleasure zones, where this excitement takes you it is tailored to your imagination and your willingness to explore! Where’s your Zumio journey going to take you?

Go hard or go home!

About the author: Morgan is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

The Perfect Lipstick For Oral Success

Womanizer 2GO In Different Colours

Looking for a great toy that you can keep in your handbag and have it ready to go whenever and wherever you go? Well, Womanizer has just released the perfect new product for you called the Womanizer 2GO which comes in a luxurious black, white and green/pink. For those of you who are unfortunately not familiar with the Womanizer brand it is a unique type of clitoral simulator and it is honestly, in my opinion, one of the best. The Womanizer is not a vibrator, this toy sucks on your clitoris with new PleasureAir technology which makes it so much different to most of the other clitoral stimulators on the market. They have a good range of different styled and shaped toys so I’m sure there will be one type for every woman to fall in love with, I know I definitely have my eye on one specific style that I’m saving my pennies for.

If you are a husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, fuck buddy or even a best friend looking for the perfect gift for Valentine’s day, anniversary, birthday, Christmas or literally any other gift giving occasion bless your woman person with this wonderful gift from the heavens because they will seriously thank you later once they’ve used this little gem. If you’re a woman reading this well then TREAT YO SELF! I promise you, you won’t regret it.

Womanizer Statistics

If you don’t believe me then here are some statistics Womanizer has collected from surveying their customers.

  • 73% experienced a multiple orgasm
  • 76% experienced an exceptionally intense orgasm
  • 63% sensed an entirely new sexual experience
  • 98% wanted to own a womanizer®
  • 100% evaluated the womanizer® to be absolutely unique
Whats Included In The Womanizer 2GO Package
Sex Toy: Womanizer 2GO Package

About The Womanizer 2GO

Womanizer 2GO is rechargeable, it only takes 60 minutes to completely charge up and lasts up to 90 minutes in play. To charge there is a sealed section at the bottom of the toy which you have to pull off and then plug your cord in and then the other end can be plugged into any USB dock or computer like one which runs a MAC operating system. When the toy is getting low on charge the button at the bottom will start blinking at you so you know it will lose full battery soon. It has 6 intensity levels so whether you like it slow and steady or quick and easy there is a setting for you to love. There is one button at the bottom of your toy, hold it down for 3 seconds to turn it on and then just keep clicking to intensify the speed, unfortunately, though if you want to go back a setting you’ll have to click through to the beginning again.

The body of the toy is made out of ABS plastic and the detachable head is made out of silicone, phthalate free. To clean simply take off the head and either use one of the toy cleaners we stock on Adultsmart or in any of our Oh Zone Lifestyle Centres and some warm water or you can even boil to sanitize. Womanizer knows we all have different sized and shaped clitoris’ so they’ve included 2 different head attachment sizes for you and you can also purchase replacements in the future if need be. If you are going to use any lubricant on the head of the toy make sure it is water based and it is definitely safe for you to use oil based lubricants or any arousal oils for extra pleasure! (See my article named “The Best Arousal Oil Guide” for my recommendation for On Arousal Oil ).

Now see, for me having a Loreal makeup product in my pocket or bedroom may seem very sus as I am a very masculine female but for all you makeup lovers out there you could keep it on your makeup desk or in your drawer at home and if you carry around a makeup bag or any other kind of bag everywhere you go you could keep your new toy in there and no one would ever know it is a sex toy!

Womanizer 2GO Makeup Bag
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Different Ways You Can Use The Womanizer 2GO

If you’re a woman who enjoys shower or bath time fun well then you are in luck with this one, it is 100% waterproof so just make sure your charger seal is completely closed and you can get your toy going under water! The toy works just as great under water as it does above. Womanizer is also a super quiet toy so you won’t have to worry about anyone hearing you use it no matter where you are using it, as for the noises that come out of your mouth though when using it you are in full control of that.

Please don’t limit yourself to just using it on your own, definitely, give your partner a chance to use it on you. Either have them hold it on your clitoris for you and let them watch how your body reacts to the pleasures this toy can bring or because of the way the base is shaped either you can or they can hold it on the clitoris whilst being penetrated.

If you have any manufacturing issues with your toy Womanizer offers 1-years warranty so just make sure to keep your receipt.

P.S We all have nipples so whether you’re a woman or male you can some great nipple stimulation from this toy as well.

About the author: Elliana is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Fast Track Your Oral Bliss

Allure Bliss In Pink Sex Toy Image

Immediately after I walked in to start my shift at an Oh Zone I spotted it right away and was drawn right over to the new Bliss Allure, true to its name it allured and intrigued me with its unique shape and bright colour, I thought oh wow I really want to see what you can do!

Picking up the Allure I turned it on and my first thought was finally a fantastic a control panel with easy to press and find buttons, something I’ve been extremely disappointed with before on other sex toys. It has 2 upraised buttons the on/off button clearly marked with the universal on/off symbol and the larger button above it which allows you to cycle through its 8 functions.

 

Pink Allure Bliss In Packaging
Sex Toy: Allure Bliss In Box

How To Use The Allure Bliss

To turn it on you need to hold down the on/off button for around 3 seconds and you will see a soft light illuminating both buttons to let you know it’s on, a quick second press of the on/off button will turn the suction feature on, or off without releasing the suck it has on you, to release suction at any point during use, hold down the on/off button for 3 seconds. The larger button above will cycle through the different suck patterns that are used to stimulate the clitoris, I was genuinely surprised at how much I like the different patterns on this toy as I am a person who only enjoys consistent vibrations without breaks or changes in how the toy is vibrating, but this toy sucks! So for once, I will definitely be opting for patterns.

 

 

Allure Bliss Diagram Sex Toy Image
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The Design Of The Allure Bliss

The Bliss Allure is a super interesting shape, I looked at it and really loved how it reminded me of some kind of plant, personally, I really enjoy its shape and think it’s really unique and cute and it sits comfortably in my hand so ergonomics was kept in mind when designing it.

The silicone the Allure is made out of is a lovely soft and smooth and is 100% body safe and phthalate free, there is a small strip of silver ABS plastic running around the join where you can detach the sucker head from its handle/base, apart from where its head detaches (for cleaning etc) the Allure is seamless, there are 4 lined ridges running down the handle which adds to its plant-like features but also help with keeping a grip on the soft, silky silicone.

The Allure is 206g and 61mm x 48mm, the actual suction cup being a decent shape and size being a 25mm circle, which is bound to fit most if not all persons anatomy nicely and because of it being made of a lovely soft malleable silicone you can squeeze the suction cup to sit in a more narrow shape if you wish. This toy certainly can suck, the suction is extremely strong, suctioning it to my palm it can even hold its own weight when I let go so no need to worry if it will strong enough, its suction is excellent!

This toy is also waterproof and rechargeable two features I come to expect from anything worth buying these days and you should too! Charging the Bliss Allure is easy just pierce the hole at its base with the USB charger, the light will flash while charging and go solid when it’s done, with the charge for the Allure lasting around 90 minutes.The box the Allure comes in is a sturdy cardboard that is great for storage or you can use the handy black velvet draw string pouch it comes with.

Before use, apply a water based lube to the suction cup/lip and then after use to clean your Allure you can actually twist and take off the suction cup part of the toy and use water and a toy-cleaner, rinse the toy-cleaner off then leave it to dry completely before placing the suction cup head back on.

Honestly, my only gripe with its design is its motor is not “Ultra Quiet” as it claims, it is by no means loud but I certainly wouldn’t say the motor or suction is Ultra Quiet, you can hear it ticking away as it does its thing, but worth it? I think so. There are very few toys in my opinion that live up to their “ultra” and “whisper” quiet claims, so perhaps it is subjective, I can say you won’t be hearing it through closed bedroom doors though.

Company Information About Hott Products

The Bliss range is brought to us from HottProducts a diverse company that makes adult toys and a range of products including a line of fantastic bachelorette and party products you can find some of these products online here on Adultsmart. So pop into one of our wonderful Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres soon and let the Allure help you find your Bliss. If you would like to find out more information, read our Complete Guide On Clitoral Stimulation For Women.

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Feeling Red Hot With A California Exotic!

red vibrators

Calexotics Red Hot Range

With spring just around the corner, things are beginning to heat up in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres! So many amazing new products in store, I find it’s often a struggle to choose which sex toy to review. Today I’ll be sharing information about some sexy new products available in store which have got me very excited. The Calexotics Red Hot Vibrator range is a steamy new addition to the Oh Zone family, the inspiration behind these amazing toys is the element of Fire.

Red is up there with my all-time favourite sex toy colours so you can imagine my excitement when I came in to see the Calexotics display with three gorgeous red vibrators on display. The colour reminds me of the red coloured Lamborghini or the red on the bottom of a Christian Louboutin shoe.

There are many people that could not care less what colour the toy they’re buying is. I get that there is so much more that matters in a sex toy, however, I encourage people to choose something that inspires passion and sexual enthusiasm-what could be better than red?!

Seamless Body-Safe Silicone

These rechargeable vibrators are made from a premium body-safe silicone that is smooth with the slightest drag to it. Silicone is a non-porous material that is super easy to clean and very hygienic. Rinsing with water and cleaning with a quality cleaner such as JO Foaming Cleaner is the best way to get the most out of these toys. A well cared for toy = longer lasting toy = more pleasurable experiences. Everyone’s a winner!!

If you have read any of my previous reviews, you would know how much I cannot stand vibrators and sex toys with creases. They are more difficult to keep clean and can be a harbour for nasty bacteria if not taken care of properly. My favourite part of the Red Hot range is that these vibrators are seam free. There is a hole for the USB charger and a slight crease to indicate the power button but apart from that they are free of pesky cracks or crevices. This also means that it is comfortable to use all areas of these vibrators on your body.

The Calexotics Red Hot range are 100% waterproof, perfect for those who like to heat things up even more in a hot bath or shower. Being sensual solo or with a partner in water can be an exquisite experience and adding a vibrator will definitely add more pleasure to the experience!

Vibration Functions

The vibrations of the Red Hot vibrators are powerful and deep. They feature 10 different functions of different patterns and escalations. I became mesmerized watching the tips of these vibrators do their thing, watching how fast the tips flick back and forth is definitely something in itself. They are perfect for clitoral stimulation, especially if you enjoy pinpoint accuracy. The unique designs of each vibrator all have one thing in common-intensity!! With a one button control, these vibrators are simple and easy to use.

CalExotics Flare in Red
Sex Toy: CalExotics Flare

Flare

 “Dual teasers for complete and total arousal”

This vibrator is not unlike some of the rabbit clitoral vibes available in store, featuring two small ticklers at the end of the shaft that moves from side to side when turned on.

CalExotics Ember in Red
Sex Toy: CalExotics Ember

Ember

“Soft, pinpoint tip for intense flickering action”

The vibrations on this simply designed vibe move the tip back and forth for exquisite clit stimulation.

CalExotics Spark in Red
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Spark

“Unique encase for pinpoint stimulation”

A quirky design featuring a long hole which is perfect for placing around the clitoris so that all areas can receive pleasurable vibrations.

Clitoris Stimulation

For all you ladies out there, the Red Hot Vibrators make for some incredible clitoral stimulators with intense clitoral orgasms simply achieved. If you feel like stepping it up and have never tried a blended orgasm, I highly recommend adding vaginal penetration to the experience with your Red Hot Vibe. During solo self-loving times, using a dildo made from glass, steel or silicone at the same time as stimulating your clit can lead to the most intense orgasms. The contractions of your vaginal muscles around the dildo as you orgasm will be very welcome I assure you! Alternatively, if you are with a male partner, have him penetrate you very slowly as you place a vibe on your clit. The slower he enters your vagina, the more sensation you are both going to feel. One of my favourite things to do with my partner is to have him inside me in absolute stillness as I stimulate my clit. As I do this, my muscles contract around his penis and the subtleties of this feel incredible for both of us. Sex doesn’t need to be hard and fast, the smallest sensations can lead to incredible pleasure for both of you! There is a real science behind what happens to your brain when you orgasm!

Warranty

What makes the Red Hot toys even more appealing is the fact that Calexotics have included a one-year manufacturing warranty in the case of any defaults. All this for a very decent price at the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres. Get in quick before these amazing toys get picked up!

About the author: Stephanie is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

My Vibrator Evolved!

Evolved Novelties Pretty In Pink Sex Toy Image

You know you’re working in a pretty amazing industry when you come in to work after a week and a half away and your boss hands you not one but two vibrators to review. Getting paid to write about my self-pleasuring experiences with sex toys sounds like a dream but it is very much my reality. I don’t have much to complain of that is for sure!! I was very grateful to take home the Evolved Rechargeable Slim and Pretty in Pink vibrators, two great products I am extremely happy to add to my growing sex toy collection.

We have an ever-expanding collection of Evolved Novelties products in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres and their intention to provide great quality versatile sex toys is very welcome indeed.

“Our mission is to provide ground breaking, innovative sexual health products to improve the typical couple’s romantic life, a market which is growing exponentially fast.”

Their range includes affordable and good quality sex toys, with shapes and sizes to suit many people.

Vibrating bullets are one of the most popular vibrators we sell in store, a staple in many women’s sex lives. They are easy to use and simply designed, great to be included during solo masturbation and partnered experiences. Evolved bullet style vibes come in several different sizes, with the Rechargeable Slim and Pretty in Pink vastly different in size and shape.

Evolved Rechargeable Slim Features

The Evolved Rechargeable Slim is a classic shaped 5 inches tall and 0.9 inches wide vibrator. It is made from smooth ABS material and is fully rechargeable with a USB cable.  The Slim features a sleek design with no texture, ribbing or raises which is great for those looking for a plain design. It is 100% waterproof so can be submerged in water-a great companion for pleasurable bath or shower fun. The outlet on the vibrator where the charger is inserted into features a plug which must be closed off especially when submerged. Otherwise you will be looking at a water damaged toy.

Evolved Novelties Rechargeable Slim Sex Toy Image
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I am not a huge fan of the patterns of vibrators, preferring just a regular buzz however the Rechargeable Slim features 7 vibrating functions which is plenty to keep one person occupied if they enjoy mixing it up. The vibrations are powerful however I find slightly ticklish. I am a deep and rumbly kinda woman however tickly vibes are something that appeals to some people. My experience working in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres have highlighted that the higher end vibrators provide the deeper vibes so it didn’t come as much of a surprise that they are this way in the Evolved Slim.

The Evolved Novelties Pretty in Pink Vibrator is a compact bullet with a rounded tip, measuring 3.4 inches in length and 0.9 inches width. It is very discreet and would make a great travel companion if room is an issue for you (I recommend keeping it in a satin pouch in your handbag in case the opportunity arises to make use of it). Like the Rechargeable Slim, the Pretty in Pink is waterproof with a plugged charging outlet and features 7 different vibrating functions. I found the vibrations of the Pretty in Pink slightly deeper than the Slim which could very well be the case considering the smaller size.

There were several qualities of the Evolved bullet vibrators that I found to be down falls.

I recommend people buying sex toys choose toys that are non-porous. This includes high quality silicone, steel and glass. These vibrators are made from ABS plastic which is definitely not my first go to considering there are plenty of other bullet vibes in this price range made from good quality silicone.

Sex toys with cracks and creases are not something I like to recommend and the Evolved Slim and Pretty in Pink have the charging outlet space which could potentially be a harbour for bacteria. The Pretty in Pink design also has a crease all around the entirety where the plastic is joined together. I understand that this is something that cannot always be avoided especially in the lower price range toys but considering that there exist plenty of other similar toys without these, I would recommend people wanting a body safe clean design to choose a vibrator that is completely sealed with a magnetic charger. That way there are no spaces that are difficult to keep clean. I would recommend using a foaming toy cleaner with these vibrators so that those tricky spots receive a thorough cleaning-just ensure the plug is placed properly in the charging outlet.

The Evolved Rechargeable Slim and Pretty in Pink vibrators feature a 5-year warranty to cover any mechanical or material defects. To claim this warranty is a process made simple by the clear and easy to complete online form. Just be sure to hold on to your proof of purchase in order to make the most of the warranty if anything was to happen.

Conclusion

Despite some flaws, I find the Evolved Rechargeable Slim and Pretty in Pink to be very good options for those looking for an affordable and quality toy. The fact that they are rechargeable means you will avoid annoying battery changes and when taken care of properly, have the potential to last you a long time (Obvious due to being covered by the 5 year warranty!).

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!
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