Mimi Surprises With Deliciously Soft Orgasms

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I really have nothing to complain about when I come into work on a public holiday to find a sex toy sitting under the counter waiting for me. I was super grateful to find a brand spanking new Je Joue Mimi Soft to take home to my collection. I have so much to say about this incredible toy so sit back, relax and get ready to click on the Adultsmart’s store link because by the time I am done, I bet you’ll be sold.

Since I began working in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre, the Je Joue products have been a go to for affordable, high quality toys. The Je Joue Ami Kegel Trainer Set was my very first introduction to Kegel exercisers and the Je Joue G-Kii has been sitting on my ridiculously long wish list since I started. The toys and packaging are all sleek and elegant, making them attractive for people searching for discreet looking toys.

Features of the Je Joue Mimi Soft

The Je Joue Mimi Soft is described as a pebble shaped vibrator. It is just over 8cms in length and 5cms wide and features a slightly curved, pointed tip. The Mimi Soft’s tip has a plush feel to it (Unlike the regular), making it incredible for direct clitoral stimulation. The shape of the toy fits perfectly in the palm of my hand, with this meaning it’s amazing for stimulation over the entire vulva. The Je Joue Mimi is 100% waterproof and charged with a magnetic USB charger. 2 hours of charge time should give you approximately 2 hours of use.

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The silicone on Je Joue toys is made in Germany and has an incredibly silky, smooth feel which is easy to keep clean (Just use a foaming toy cleaner such as Wicked Foam N Fresh)  and perfect for use with a high-quality water based lubricant (Intimate Earth’s Hydro is my top pic!). The Mimi is available in matte colours such as black, purple, pink and fuchsia, with this being one of the appealing qualities of them. I have never been a fan of the fluorescent, vibrant pinks and purples seen in many products, so I welcome Je Joue’s colour choices to keep it classy.

The wide shape of the Je Joue Mimi Soft

I see many women buying a vibrator for clitoral stimulation tending to go towards something like a bullet which is intended to be used directly on the clitoris. Now don’t get me wrong, bullets are great (especially during sex as they are small enough not to get in the way) however for women using these solo, I really like to recommend them something a little bit bigger to explore more of their body. There are multiple nerve endings and erogenous zones all over the genital region of a woman, with the mons pubis, outer labia and perineum all areas that many women find incredibly pleasurable to stimulate. A vibrator such as the Je Joue Mimi gives its user more surface area to explore different areas of their genitals all at the same time. The Mimi is perfect to place over the clitoris and labia for maximum pleasure.

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The vibrations, modes and power of the Je Joue Mimi Soft

Now as with all Je Joue’s toys, the vibrations of the Mimi are the deepest and most rumbly compared with any other brand, this being my favourite feature. I find that high frequency, ticklish vibrations that some other toys have tend to numb me out and can be irritating at times. When using the Je Joue Mimi, I felt its deep vibes travelling through my entire body, leading to stronger and more pleasurable orgasms. I heard an amazing analogy of Je Joue vibrations recently, likening them to the sounds a whale makes in the ocean-they travel far and wide! The Mimi features 5 power intensity levels and 6 different pulse patterns so there is always a way to mix it up. The Mimi features 3 buttons controlling the intensity and patterns meaning you don’t have to turn the toy off and on to get back to the lowest setting if desired.

Other ways to use the Je Joue Mimi Soft

Now I know I have spent the entire article speaking from a woman’s perspective but gentlemen, do not be alarmed thinking it is only for women. The Mimi is a perfect toy for perineum and external anal stimulation. The vibrations will travel deep inside you, so having your partner holding it against you as you masturbate or vice versa can assist you in having an incredibly powerful orgasm. Alternatively, the Mimi can be placed between you and your woman during missionary (on her pubic bone) so you can experience the rumbly vibes together.

The Je Joue Mimi is really diverse and fits perfectly in underwear or a strap on harness. If you feel game, it can be an exciting adventure to place it in before going out to a restaurant or party. The super quiet vibrations will mean you shouldn’t attract too much attention (though your orgasm face may be a little harder to hide).

All Je Joue products come with a 1 year warranty which is a good reassurance on top of the fact that they are such high-quality products.

As far as vibrators go, Je Joue products are the way to go with the Mimi an amazing product worth every cent. The Mimi gets a huge thumbs up from me!

Author: Sophie is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

A Whole New Mjuze From Shots Toys

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First off, a big shout out to Ozzy from Claredale Distributors Australia who kindly sent us Mjuze sex toys for review. Shots Toys head office and warehouse is located in Benede-Leeuwen in the province of Gelderland Holland.  They are a juggernaut of the adult industry in Europe and worldwide and not only produce products but distribute ranges from other manufacturers.  They are also in the streaming media and video business.

Their in-house research and development department conceptualize the creation of new toys as well as redesigning and rebranding existing toy lines. In addition they offer an OEM service which allows you to create ‘your own toy line’. They are aggressive in having their products in every market place possible and their sales reps travel on average 3 times each year to countries that are importing their toys – ever expanding their business reach.

Some of their brands that they have designed include Vive, Sono, Bottom Line, Le Désir, Touché, Shots Toys, S-line, Ouch!, Cuore Romantico, Funny Condoms, DeNamour, Goodfellas, RealRock, LoveLine, Shots Lubes & Liquids, Pharmquests, Boom and Bad Romance.   Recent expansion into the USA allowed them to create a head office and warehouse in Santa Clarita, California USA.

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Shot Toys New Mjuze Product Range

Recently they released a new line of sex toys under the brand of Mjuze which consists of 14 unique products with a total of 41 variants.  All the Mjuze products are made from the highest medical grade silicone to ensure that they are totally body-safe and easy to clean.  Crisp no-nonsense packaging that on the rear has the product dimensions, key points and product description.  For our first review we will start with the Mjuze Flowering Body Massager.

Mjuze Flowing Body Massager

Manufacturer’s Description

Mjuze will become your own personal goddess of pleasure. The Flowing rechargeable massage wand features two motors that have the most sensual vibrations known to man, with the power only a god can bring. The soft silicone material feels amazing against your skin and warms up quickly to your body temperature. Because of the flexible head, it reaches every spot. This wand can be used both ways! The head is perfect for stimulation play while the handle can be used for insertion. The massage wand allows you to ride on the clouds of pleasure like a goddess!


  • Rotations per minute: 8000 RPM
  • Speed modes: 10
  • Noise level: Max 55 dB
  • Total length: 29.8 cm / 11,73 Inch
  • Width of the massage head: 5.6 cm / 2.20 Inch
  • Width of the insert point: 4.2 cm / 1.65 Inch
  • Insertable length: 13 cm / 5.11 Inch
  • Rechargeable: Yes
  • Battery charging time: 240 minutes
  • Battery life: 60 minutes
  • Material: Liquid silicone and ABS
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate free: Yes
  • Dimensions: 39 x 9.60 x 7.60 cm
  • Weight: 510 gram


The first impression that I got from the Flowing Body Wand Massager was that it was big, and I mean really big.  It stands at a whopping 39cm – think about that – it is a sex toy that is almost half a meter long.  On reading the product description it says that either end can be used and the handle end is insertable.  It may be insertable but not for me.  Perfect for any size queens out there but it is just a wee bit too large for my sex toy play.

Taking it out of the box I could feel the smooth silicone that really feels so comfy against the skin.  I inserted the USB cable into the toy into a socket that was almost half way along the shaft and waited for it to charge.  Whilst charging I picked up the toy and the handle is ergonomically designed to fit neatly into your hand which is good because there is a bit of weight to it coming in at just over half a kilo.  The head of the massager is easily movable that allows you to position it easily to any body part.

Finally it was charged and I put it on the first vibrating setting by keeping depressed the first of three push button controls.  It is big, I think I said that, and was not the easiest sex toy to manoeuvre but in saying that, it was almost big enough to reach my toes without having to move myself.  The vibrator has three controls that are adjusted by pressing the buttons. I powered up the vibration levels and at 7 it was about the maximum that I could handle. Anything more would be teeth rattling – so if you are after a powerful body massager this will certainly do the job.  However it was noisier than the average sex toy, the manufacturer says it works at 55 dB, not sure what that equates to but if you have guests sleeping in the adjoining room they will pretty much know what you are doing if you use it.

It also has twin motors, one on each end so that if you wish to use the insertable end there is plenty of pleasure choices available.  I then filled up my sink with water and placed the vibrating massager in it and left it for about five minutes.  When I came back it was still vibrating and there were no issues from the water so it is safe to say that it is completely waterproof.  Not sure to what depth but I would imagine that the deepest one would be in a bath or spa so there should be no issues there.

Being waterproof makes it easy to clean that is always a plus for before and after.  Please remember only to use a water-based lubricant on it.


If you are after a powerful body wand style massager that is a BIG sex toy this is a great option.  It is waterproof and made with silicone which are two more pluses. It is not for me because of the size but I cannot have that as a negative as there are many out there that would prefer a larger sized vibrator for women. The only negative is that it is noisy, which is ok if you live alone or just with your lover.

I give it a 6 out of 10!

Mjuze Wanderfull Body Massager

Manufacturer’s Description

Mjuze will become your own personal goddess of pleasure. The Wanderfull rechargeable massage wand features two motors which give the most sensual vibrations known to men, with the power only a god can bring. The soft silicone material feels amazing against your skin and warms up quickly to your body temperature. Because of the flexible head, it reaches every spot. This wand can be used both ways! The head is perfect for stimulation play while the handle can be used for insertion. The massage wand allows you to ride on the clouds of pleasure like a goddess!


  • Rotations per minute: 8000 RPM
  • Speed modes: 10
  • Noise level: Max 55 dB
  • Total length: 26 cm / 10.23 Inch
  • Width of the massage head: 5.1 cm / 2 Inch
  • Width of the insert point: 3.1 cm / 1.22 Inch
  • Insertable length: 13.5 cm / 5.31 Inch
  • Rechargeable: Yes
  • Battery charging time: 240 minutes
  • Battery life: 60 minutes
  • Material: Liquid silicone and ABS
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate free: Yes
  • Dimensions: 28.70 x 10.20 x 6.10 cm
  • Weight: 399 gram


This is a bodywand massager that will appeal to the masses.  It is a handy 29 cm long which is the perfect size for me and the ergonomic handle fits perfectly into my hand. There are vibrating motors on both ends just like the Mjuze Flowing, however for the more conservative this one seems an excellent sized option to use the insertable end.  There is not much more that can be added in the review as it is almost an exact replica of the Mjuze Flowing except in a smaller size and weight.  However, I liked it more than the Mjuze Flowing as it did not appear to be as noisy.  Reading the manufacturers description it supposedly gives off the same noise but it just did not sound like it to me.


This is a perfect body wand massager and on every other front I love it.  It could easily make it into my favorite sex toy drawer (I’ll let you in on a secret – it already has). A sex toy with many benefits that I love.

I give it a 8 out of 10.

Mjuze The Lithe

Manufacturer’s Description

The Lithe will adjust itself to your desire making it a girl’s best friend! It is a complete flexible vibrator allowing you to use it in every angle you desire. Its powerful vibrations will raise your climax to a whole new level and both the tip as well as the end point feature a clitoral stimulator so it can be used both ways. If you crave for anal stimulation, vaginal stimulation or love tailing the Lithe will allow it all! Because of its material it adjusts very fast to body temperature and also it can be used in the bathroom for some water play.


  • Rotations per minute: 10,000 RPM
  • Speed modes: 10
  • Noise level: Max 50 dB
  • Total length: 33.3 cm / 13.11 Inch
  • Total width: 4 cm / 1.57 Inch
  • Insertable length: 22 cm / 8.66 Inch
  • Rechargeable: Yes
  • Battery charging time: 180 minutes
  • Battery life: 60 minutes
  • Material: Liquid silicone
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate free: Yes
  • Dimensions: 22,20 x 11,80 x 5 cm
  • Weight: 261 gram


I was quite excited to see this clit tickler.  It is quite different in shape and everyone loves something that is unique.  Again it is made with quality silicone that feels wonderful as soon as you remove it from the packet.  Touted as a clit tickler it has very wide ‘bunny ears’ and the base is curled resembling a circle. Fully rechargeable via USB cord which plugs into a waterproof socket that is mid-way along the outside side of the shaft.

It came charged so I  turned it on by keeping the top button pressed for about 3 seconds and the bottom button allows you to scroll through the 10 vibration modes.

Mjuze The Lithe’s Vibration Modes

  1. Constant low level vibration.
  2. Constant mid level vibration.
  3. Constant high level vibration.
  4. Evenly spaced intermittent vibration at mid level.
  5. 1 long large vibration followed by 4 softer vibrations in quick succession.
  6. 3 seconds of intense vibrations followed by 3 intermittent vibrations followed by 6 quick intermittent vibrations.
  7. 5 seconds of deep rumbly vibrations followed by 5 seconds of intense high level vibrations.
  8. 4 intense intermittent vibrations followed by 3 seconds of vibration starting at intense and decreasing to a low level.
  9. 4 quick intense intermittent vibrations followed by 3 seconds of wavy vibrations at a low level.
  10. 6 seconds of intense vibrations followed by decreasing vibration for about 2 seconds.

These modes are more than enough for even the most demanding of sex toy users.  The entire toy is totally flexible which allows you to ergonomically shape it to your body type. After I placed some water-based lubricant on the stimulation ears, I explored all the different erotic possibilities that this pleasure device offered.  One thing that should be noted that when making contact to the body the toy almost immediately came close to body temperature and even straight from the box was not cold and felt ‘right’.

It can also be used for anal stimulation but it very quickly brought me to climax with clit stimulation and my favourite vibration mode was 7.  I love a deep rumbly vibration.  Afterwards, it was easy to clean up as the toy is 100% waterproof so washing it off with warm soapy water and then rinsing it off in the sink was a breeze.  I placed it on a clean towel and left it to air-dry.

When I finished I placed it on charge as I always like to be prepared for any opportunity but was disappointed that a charging light did not display.  There is a charging light that goes on the toys I own that will either turn off, turn on or change color when it is fully charged.  This had one.  I note that the manufacturer said to fully charge the toy (from a depleted battery) will take 4 hours. I have never used the entire battery capacity in a single session and I like to keep my toys fully charged and ready.  This is something I think should have been a standard option.  The bottom control lights up in sync with the vibration mode so I found it odd that a charging light was not there.

Reading through the manufacturer’s specification the sound level was supposed to be the same as the Wanderfall and Flowing Body Wands but it seemed a lot less to me.  Not sure why.


There is no doubting that this is a great and unique clit tickler that most women are going to love.  It ticks all the boxes (the only negative was that there was no charging light).

I give it 7.5 out of 10!

Mjuze Finger Teaser


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Manufacturer’s Description

Mjuze will become your own personal goddess of pleasure. The Finger Teaser is a 10-speed finger vibrator that gives sensual vibrations with the power only a god can bring. The soft silicone material feels amazing against your skin and warms up quickly to your body temperature. It can be used to spice up sex with your partner or for some solo sessions in the bathroom. The Finger Teaser allows you to ride on the clouds of pleasure like a goddess!


  • Rotations per minute: 10,000 RPM
  • Speed modes: 10
  • Noise level: Max 45 dB
  • Total length: 6.7 cm / 2.63 Inch
  • Total width: 4.4 cm / 1.73 Inch
  • Width vibrating tip: 2.7 cm / 1.06 Inch
  • Diameter inner ring: 3.3 cm / 1.29 Inch
  • Rechargeable: Yes
  • Battery charging time: 180 minutes
  • Battery life: 60 minutes
  • Material: Liquid silicone
  • Waterproof: Yes
  • Phthalate free: Yes
  • Dimensions: 10.90 x 10.60 x 6.10 cm
  • Weight: 116 gram


Nothing beats a little bit of clit play especially when it is made easy with a finger vibe.  For solo action, foreplay or couples play it is the ultimate and essential tool and in many cases will bring the ultimate climax.  The Finger Teaser vibration surface is much wider than a standard finger vibe and has on it some circular ridges with a bump in the middle to give extra stimulation. There is a circular channel at the rear of it which is fairly stretchable that you insert your finger or fingers to hold it.

There are 10 vibration modes to scroll through until you discover the one that unleashes your erotic fantasies and the motor is conveniently located just under the stimulating ripples that will enable you to channel the power in a clit-centric manner.  It is a rechargeable vibe via USB cable that plugs into the base of the toy.  Fully waterproof this is a toy that can be taken into the bath to relax after a long and stressful day.

The toy came charged which is always a good thing.  Being a girl that loves clit stimulation this is the perfect fit for me and within minutes of firing this baby up I was in heaven.  The soft silicone material feels like a dream on the skin and massaging with the ripples gave me goosebumps they felt so good.  It is a toy that I would have no hesitation giving to my boyfriend during foreplay and can see this definitely going into my bag of tricks.

This is a powerful sex toy – no doubt about it and was entirely a pleasure to use.  This one I would recommend to beginners or anyone that wants a pleasure object that is not intimidating and is easy to use.


Cannot fault the Mjuze Finger Teaser and give it a resounding 10 out of 10.

Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

4 Reasons Why I Love Rianne S Martyoshka!

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There has never been a sex toy shaped like the Rianne S Martyoshka and you have to ask yourself the reason why.  The Martyoshka is a palm sized intimate massager which measures 86mm by 52mm, it has a large end and a small end. The sex toy can be used for multiple purposes during solo masturbation, mutual masturbation and couples play. This sex toy has been named after a Russian wooden doll set which is designed with the same shape that resembles the hourglass figure of a woman’s body. The shape itself is sensual and incredibly seductive. Rianne says it’:

“The little lady with a big secret.”

The vibrator’s motor is located on the tip which is the smaller end. The charging nodes are housed in hard plastic on the base which is the larger end. The Martyoshka sits in a charging cradle which also can be used as a display stand, it also comes with a plastic top for storage which protects it from dust or dirt.

The controls are located in the middle of the massager’s body.  The controls are easy to operate so that you can change the speed and mode whilst it is in use. You don’t have to stop and have a look at the controls as you can easily feel where they are since they are designed with raised button integrated into the seamless silicone that’s completely body safe. The silicone feels soft and silky to the touch. It is made with a waterproof design so it can be used in the bath or shower.

The Martyoshka has 5 different modes with 5 different vibration intensity levels. There are not to many options, so you will feel overwhelmed when you are changing the mode or intensity. It also has a surprise mode which shuffles through the modes and intensities randomly.

If you are planning on going on a journey, you can feel comfortable bringing the Martyoshka with you as it has a travel lock. The travel lock protects the sex toy from accidently being turned on. The shape of the Martyoshka does not scream “sex toy”. It looks incredibly discreet and I would not be embarrassed if someone found it on my bedside table if I had forgotten to put it away.

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The Martyoshka can be used for multiple purposes. I found out that it can be used in the following ways:

Clitoral Stimulation

The Martyoshka can be used as a womens sex toy for direct clitoral stimulation. I had found that when I used the smaller end directly against my clitoris it gave amazing stimulation. The continuous vibration and the strength of the motors easily allowed me to orgasm.

As A Kegel Exerciser

Lay on your stomach and place the small end inside. You are able to use it as a kegel exerciser by simply relaxing and strengthening the pelvic floor muscles.  Since the base is much larger than the tip, you will find it extremely comfortable to use without the fear of it entering your body completely.


It can be used whilst your lover is entering you from behind. Your lover can spoon you with the Martyoshka clenched between your legs as it stimulates the clitoris.  This sex position is great for a hands free experience that your lover will enjoyed too.

Anal Play

Since this vibrator has a large base, the small end can also be used for anal stimulation. Place the small end on the anus whilst your lover has penetrative sex with you. This can lead you to have a dual anal and g-spot orgasm which will feel intensely pleasurable.

Mutual Masturbation

You can place on a show for your lover. Sit at the end of your bed you’re your lover facing you. Open your legs so your lover can watch you masturbate. You can give your lover compete control over the sex toy. My lover had used the Martyoshka on me and he found it easy to grip onto. It is small enough to be used during penetrative sex whilst your lover enters you from different sex positions.

Nipple Stimulation

The Martyoshka can also be used to stimulate your erogenous zones like the nipples. This is great for foreplay which can help build arousal levels.

My Final Thoughts

Rianne S Martyoshka is a great multipurpose vibrator for beginners. It is designed so that people are able to explore their bodies with a discreet product that does not look anything like a sex toy. This sex toy is considered to be a high end or luxury product so you will definitely be spending your money on a vibrator made with high quality materials. The sex toy size is also not too big and not too small, it’s quite perfect to be used during couples play especially if you have long sex sessions. It is available to buy from Rianne’s iconic range in the colours black, pink and purple.

Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Get Your Rocks Off With RO-JIRA!

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Like the vast majority of the Rocks Off products, the Rocks Off RO-JIRA arrives in a brilliant colored box with a clear window, however there is a colored card covering the window on the inside so you cannot see the product inside.  I am assuming this is for retail purposes. The box has a lift up cardboard ‘page’ that gives you easy access to the sex toy that is contained in a molded protective sleeve to ensure your toy does not get damaged in transit.

The RO-JIRA is a sexy looking silicone sex toy that comes in a puce color and is fully waterproof and rechargeable.  The vibrator should always be lubricated during play and it is recommended that this be a water-based one.  To charge it there is a jack in port at the base that is powered by a USB cable.  When charging a red light will display and when fully charged a green light will.  There are 10 vibration modes and to turn it on you have to hold the + button down for 3 seconds and then simply press the button to scroll through the different functions and vibrations.



This adult toy is perfect for vaginal or clitoral stimulation however due to it’s shape I would not recommend using it for anything anal as the base is slimmer than the tip and you would not want it slipping in.  You can also use it as a massager on other parts of the body.  For men it would be perfect to stimulate the testicles or perineum and even penis during foreplay allowing you to build up his orgasm more.  I liked it on my nipples and breasts.

This vibrator is strong and I am  not joking about this.  Not quite the Hitachi but certainly up there with the strongest I have experienced in the market.  It was so powerful I never took it up to its strongest vibration and it was ample to make me cum easily.  For those that like their stimulation strong you will really enjoy this one.  When I first opened it I did not expect that and in this instance you do not judge to book by its cover.

I found it best for external stimulation and for me it is not really big enough as an insertable.  Perfect for solo masturbation or as a couples sex toy.  You will like it undoubtedly and I give it a 7 out of 10.


Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Eggplant Your Way To Ultimate Orgasms!

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It was only a matter of time!  Who would have thought and Emoji based sex toy called the Emojibator.  The company’s catch-phrase is:

“Go Fuck Yourself.”

Literally! So of course I was interested in what these adult toys were about and gladly accepted them for review. We received the:

  • Eggplant Emoji Vibrator
  • Chilli Pepper Emoji Vibrator
  • Banana Emoji Vibrator

So let’s start at the beginning.  Many say that the emojibator creation was as a result of the #FreeTheEggplant campaign as emoji failed to register the eggplant as an emoji character as eggplants were often used as a visual indicator of the male sex organ.  This campaign reached its social media peak in January of 2016.

These emoji sex toys were finally created in Philadelphia by a team of sex toy enthusiasts Terri & Sandy and ReformSchoo.tv that wanted to promote a product that evoked sexual health qualities for women.  Combining high quality materials with humor the infamous eggplant emoji was created and made available in August 2016 – just over a year ago.

The team were not prepared for the overwhelming publicity that they were to receive that included the lead story in Cosmopolitan Magazine August 2016 edition, New York Times, The Guardian, New York Magazine, Buzz Feed, Mashable and many more overloading their site and accumulating more than 16 million impressions shortly after its launch.

The Emojibator empowers women with the ability to climax without the need for an accompanying phallic sex toy.  It is a playful and perfect gift, supporting a vegan lifestyle allowing self-pleasure without guilt or seediness.  In response to this global phenomena the red hot chili and banana were soon launched together with a handy travel case and promotional T-Shirts.  Finally the gap between a male’s and woman’s sexual freedom was finally bridging.

All Emojibators are made from 100% body safe silicone material which means it is phthalate-free and non-porous.  Most silicone sex toys are easy to clean and hygienic. The Emojibators are smooth to touch with a matte finish surface.  Storing this toy I was surprised that it did not pick up dust or fluff which is a real plus as I hate it when I draw out one of my trusted sex toys to see that it looks a little like my cat.

The Emojibators are powered by 4 watch batteries (which are included) and have 10 different stunning modes and levels of vibrations.  To turn it on you simply touch the nodule that protrudes from the green twist off cap, and touching it again cycles through all the vibrations modes and levels.  To turn the vibrator off simply hold down the nodule for a couple of seconds.  The nodule is very responsive. The manufacturer claims that the emojibators are completely waterproof but anything that screws on I would be hesitant to submerge in water.  The diameter of each of the toys is 1.22 inches and the length is 4.94 inches.  The insertable length is just under 4 inches.  I must say that when I first saw them in images they looked larger than they actually are.

The Red Chilli Emojibator

So I took out the Red Chilli to start with.  The toy is tapered and slightly curved being largest at the base and slimmest at the top.  It is ergonomically shaped, this sex toy is perfect for clit-centric stimulation or to lie and massage the clit and vagina.  I turned on the vibration and it was pleasant without being overly strong and was certainly quieter than most vibrators I have reviewed which is odd as generally I have found the smaller the vibrator is the louder that they are.

Testing the Chilli I found it as I had thought to be perfect to get my clit firing.  Going through all the vibration modes and levels I found it to be ample in power.  However when using it to stimulate both the vagina and clit simultaneously it lacked a bit.  I was not comfortable to insert it.

Chili vibrator by Emojibator
Image: Chili Pepper Emojibator

It is a small vibrator as I mentioned before, so it is more suited to external stimulations rather than being insertable.  Although curved I do not think this is a sex toy that’s big enough to reach my G-Spot and if it was I would be worried that I would lose it up there.  It really is a cute teaser of a vibrator and perfect for a novelty gift but when it comes to satisfaction I would prefer larger vibrators with some levels that pack a punch.  All in all, cute factor 10 out of 10, performance 6.5 out of 10.

A Recent Customer Review Of The Chilli Emojibator

“Hilarious! I bought it for my bachelorette party and everyone loved it. Cute, soft, and does the trick.”

The Eggplant Emojibator

Next I opened the flagship Eggplant Emojibator and again the vibrator was curved and tapered but unlike the Red Chili this was tapered so that the base was the thinnest and the head the thickest.  The shaft was purple and the base green.  It really is a cute little sucker and I decided to try out this waterproof claim myself and so took it in the tub with me.  Although worried I had not screwed the cap on tight, these fears were quickly allayed and I switched the baby on and laid back.

For me this was a perfect addition to my bath-time relaxation and gently used it to stroke my clit and vagina.  Being a bit wider and relaxing in the warm water I inserted it and found that it was adequate without being powerful. This was definitely my favorite and suited my body.  Again cute factor 10 out of 10, performance 7.5 out of 10.

Famous eggplant sex toy by Emojibator
Image: Emojibator With Cat

A recent customer review of the Eggplant Emojibator

“It’s smaller than I expected. Its sold as a vibrator so, I didn’t think to search for the dimensions, I expected something bigger. Size wise its more like a bullet. Its cute, good for foreplay and teasing but sadly it’s a bit weak. Unless you’re really sensitive down there’s I don’t think you can get off with it alone, I don’t. Like I said its cute and good to get us in the mood. My only other issue is the battery size. Most of my toys are AA, AAA or have a rechargeable battery. This little guy takes 4 tiny batteries that seems rather inconvenient. I bought this purely for how cute it is, so I’ll be keeping it.”

The Banana Emojibator

Finally I opened the Banana Emojibator which was all yellow, curved but the shaft is roughly the same size from the base to the shaft.  As far as visual excitement goes the Eggplant and Chilli I feel are both more desirous.  Again the curve screams ergonomic design.  I was emojied out by this stage so did not test the banana but the cute factor on this one dropped to 7 out of 10 and I would imagine the performance would be roughly the same so will give that also a 7 out of 10.

A recent customer review of the Banana Emojibator

“Bought as a gift. Funny, well made, super easy to clean. Can’t recommend enough. Would purchase again.”

Vegan friendly sex toys by Emojibator
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My opinion on these sexual Emoji’s is that they are cute, a novelty and I understand why they are so popular – especially when given as a gift.  As a sex toy they are innocuous and one would not be embarrassed if someone found them in your drawer.  However if you are a regular sex toy user I believe you may find them too small and the vibrations a little left wanting.

Win An Emojibator Gift Set Valued At $65 USD ($85 AUD)!

The gift set includes:

  • 1 x The Banana Emojibator – Valued at $29 USD
  • 1 x The Chili Pepper Emojibator – Valued at $29 USD
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Eggplant designed travel case
Image: GFYL Travel Case

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!