This Training Kit Will Have You In Raptures!

How mens orgasms feel like after a prostate massage

Topco Sales is a well-established company that has been manufacturing sex toys for over 40 years now.  Having had such experience they have produced some of the best-selling adult products in the world.  They have their own manufacturing plant that is approved by the FDA ensuring that the highest standards are maintained throughout the production process.

Topco were kind enough to send us the Climax Anal Rapture Training Kit that is suitable for beginners to experts.  The thing I love about kits is that you get a variety of options and if you are disappointed in one there is another one which may make it into your preferred options.  Luckily in this kit there are no bad options, they are all equally pleasurable just in different sizes.

Contained in the attractive clamshell packaging are three anal trainers that are categorized as:

  • Beginner – 3.5in – 9.1 cm long, 1.4in – 3.4cm diameter
  • Intermediate – 4.3in – 10.8cm long, 1.6in – 4cm diameter
  • Advanced  – 5.2in – 13.3cm long, 1.75in – 4.4cm diameter
Butt plugs in different sizes
Image: Climax Anal Rapture Training Kit

They come in various color options of blue, orange, red but the ones supplied are pretty in pink.  Made from 100% body-safe silicone materials they are hypoallergenic, non-phallic, phthalate free and come with a silky smooth surface that is temperature sensitive if you like your toys heated or chilled. The plugs have a flat base that could be used to place it whilst the shaft is slightly angled and tapered the narrowest being at the tip of the shaft and it increases in girth as you go lower. All three are identical in shape just in different size scales. Being hypoallergenic silicone there is no scent so they are odorless perfect for the most sensitive of skin and bodies.

My Experience With The Climax Anal Rapture Training Kit

With all anal toys it is essential that you use plenty of water-based lubricant.  After lubing up the ergonomically designed anal toy I easily inserted the beginners plug.  As the tip was tapered it took little effort at all.  It was easy and a delight to work in and as it was slowly inserted I could feel the girth expand and got a ‘fuller’ feeling.  The curvy tip of the prostate massager allowed me to easily find my prostate gland that with the flattened head was easy to massage.  It wasn’t long before I was extremely turned on and as I manipulated the prostate.  I began to get that familiar tickling feeling in my penis as my erection grew.

If you have not experienced a prostate milking before it feels like you are going to orgasm but the sensations come from the prostate as your sphincter muscles will clamp shut and open (I guess this would be similar to a vagainal orgasm when the muscles tighten and loosen).  Eventually the touch becomes far more enjoyable and just as you think you are going to cum through the penis your prostate beings milking and discharging a milky white liquid.

Personally I have never been able to achieve a semen ejaculation but some men (lucky them) do and it is described as being ten-fold plus more pleasurable than standard sex or masturbation.  In any event, my male G-Spot did not let me down and I achieved a prostate orgasm/milking.

Prostate massagers
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I experienced no pain or discomfort and afterwards the toy was easy to clean under some luke warm water and antibacterial sex toy cleaner.  The manufacturer states that the product is so robust it can simply be put into a dishwasher.  As with all silicone toys once you are finished lightly dry it with a towel then let it air dry. Store it in a silk toy bag or something similar and place it in a dry place.

This sex toy kit represents great value for money with an average price of about $50 for the set of just over $16 each.  They will last you a long time and they would be as suitable for a female or male.  Incorporate them in your couples sex play for added excitement.

The main tip for those wanting to use an anal trainer for the first time is to relax and breathe.  The first time has to be enjoyable otherwise you will be turned off anal sex forever whether you are a man or a woman.  Make sure that you have plenty of time, put on some light music, scented candles and mood lighting.  Relax and breathe, think of the pleasant things that have happened to you, have some dirty thoughts and begin to arouse yourself with gentle masturbation. Probably the first time it would be good to masturbate until climax.

Now that you have come and you are at ease begin to have these thoughts again, grab some warmed up lubricant and liberally apply it in and around your anus and to the anal trainer of your choice.  Tease your anus, perhaps masturbate simultaneously and apply a continuous but gentle pressure as long as you do not force it. Continue to breathe you will be surprised when the tip painlessly pops into your anus as your sphincter muscle clamps around it.

Now it is time to gently insert the toy.  If you are beginner it is probably better to insert it fully and once fully in begin to gently and with short motions bring it in and out.  Once you are loosened, still comfortable use the sex toy’s tapered tip to locate your Prostate Gland and begin to massage it.

Andrew is right into the Fet Lifestyle and enjoys BDSM. He has written about these subjects in many arena’s and is an expert at Shibari. He shares his knowledge by working with Adultsmart a sex toy store. Enjoy the descriptive and educational articles he has written.

A Penis Pump Set With Endurance!

Man impressed with penis size, length and width

Topco sales have been around for years.  When I mean years, they have been around for over 40 years as they were founded in 1972. Topco are in the business of creating sex toys and are one of the largest produces in the United States of America.  Topco are the only manufacturers in the adult toy market that have FDA registered facilities so it is a given that their products will comply with the most stringent standards that are set.  Topco have incredibly popular ranges including Wildfire, Penthouse, Cyberskin and Virtual Sex.

The 4M Endurance Penis Pump Set

Our friends at Topco have sent us some products to review from the new 4M (For Male) series of sex toys for performance and enlargement training.   The packaging of the 4M range comes in clamshell with distinctive dark grey/light grey coloring and a yellow stripe.  The products that I will be reviewing are The Endurance Penis Pumping System, Endurance Lubricant, Masturbation Cream and Cock Rings.

So I opened the Endurance Penis Pump Set with a 1.75” Wide cylinder and 9” length.  The Cylinder is made from a clear acrylic material. Attached to the cylinder is a grey hose with a pressure gauge and a pistol grip hand pump.  There is a safety release valve situated on the other side of the gauge.  The product seems sturdy enough but the one thing I feel is missing in this kit is a custom donut to make a perfect seal.

Having used pumps before the 1.75” is a bit small for me as I had gotten up to a 2.5” but for beginners and novices this is a perfect size to start pumping with.  As I have not used a pump for quite some time it should be more than ample to test.

Penis pump by Topco
Image: 4M Endurance Penis Pumping Set

The Endurance Lubricant

The Endurance Pumping Cream was not supplied so I applied the Endurance Lubricant.  This lubricant is water-based and infused with ginseng.  Water-based is recommended for use with pumps and sex toys as they are easy to clean off afterwards.  Ginseng is a natural plant extract that the Chinese, Japanese and Koreans have used for centuries to increase the time that you can last and increase sexual performance.  Some claim that it also improves libido and sexual interest.

On applying the lubricant to my penis it did make it feel slightly invigorated and became slightly more colored.  This is because ginseng stimulates blood flow.  I then placed the pump on and brought it up to 7.5Hg and left it there for a while.  As I thought the lack of a donut meant that I had to push the entrance end of the pump with quite an amount of pressure onto my pubic region.  Even doing this there was slight amount of air escaping.

Endurance personal lubricant
Image: 4M Endurance Lube

The Endurance Cock Rings

I released the pressure and opened up the Endurance Cock Rings set with a view of using one of these to increase the seal on the penis pump in the package.  There were two cock rings one with a squarish opening and the other with a star like opening.  The star-like one was a simple circle so I chose this one to add to the penis pump test.  The cock rings are made of TPR and are said to be safe to use with both water-based and silicone lubricants.  It was super stretchy and it was easy to maneuver the ring along the shaft of the penis to the base.  I liberally applied the endurance lube around the ring to complete the seal.

Cock rings set for penis pumps
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The Penis Pumping Experience

I grabbed the penis pump again and pushed the opening against the ring bringing up the pressure again to 7.5Hg.  This time less air leaked from the sealed area.  I then began to use the penis pump using a technique called pulsing.  Pulsing is used to allow the penis to expand and relax frequently at random pressures which will create faster penis growth results.  When starting out with pulsing it is recommended to never go above 12.5Hg and you should aim at three sets that allows fresh blood to flow through it.

As I had not used a pump in a while I varied the pressures over a 10 minute period.  Whilst pumping I could see my penis expanding and at about the 10 minute mark it had taken all but the width of the cylinder with about an inch and half to spare in length.  I took my penis out and it had definitely become engorge from the vacuum but there was no irritation, rash or welts.

After about a five minute break I did my second session, reapplying the endurance lube and towards the end I had expanded the width of the cylinder but it was about an inch and a quarter short of reaching the length.  I took my penis out and the engorgement remained for the duration of the next 5 minute break.

I did my third session  again applying the Endurance Lubricant and attained similar results to the second session.  I took my penis out and the full engorgement remained for about 30 minutes and it then began to go back to its regular size over the next three to four hours.

My Final Thoughts About The Endurance Penis Pump Set

All in all this is a good value pump that is sold around the $100 mark with most retailers.  It is not top of the line however it certainly is up there for the mass produced ones.  It’ a good reliable pump.  My two gripes are that there is not a donut included and the second is that it is not available in various sizes.  A great beginner’s pump that you cannot go wrong with. To get the most out of your new Topco sex toy read the beginners guide to penis pumps.

The lubricant is silky and luxurious.  It is paraben free so it did not get sticky quickly and regained its slide when more was applied.  I am not sure if the ginseng assisted or not but certainly it is up there with my favorite water-based lubes.  I will be interested how it will fit in with my sex toy play.

The cock rings were soft and were comfortable fitting.  I did jerk off after my penis pump test and although it felt restrictive they were not overly so.  They are a safe and reliable choice.  Will have to try the opening that is squarish to see if there are any different sensations.

The Specs

Penis Pumping System

  • Cylinder Width: 1.75 in. (4.45 cm)
  • Cylinder Height: 9 in. (22.86 cm)
  • Cylinder Depth: 1.75 in. (4.45 cm)
  • Hose Width: 0.5 in. (1.27 cm)
  • Hose Length: 12.25 in. (31.115 cm)
  • Hose Depth: 0.5 in. (1.27 cm)
  • Handle Width: 7.25 in. (18.41 cm)
  • Handle Height: 10.25 in. (26.04 cm)
  • Handle Depth: 1.25 in. (3.175 cm)

Endurance Cock Rings

  • Item Width: 2 in – 7.5 in
  • Item Height: 0.75 in. (1.88 cm)
  • Item Depth: 0.75 in. (1.88 cm)

Endurance Lube

  • Enhanced with ginseng
  • Water-based formula
  • Easy to clean, non-staining
  • Paraben-free
  • Proudly made in the USA 

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Andrew is right into the Fet Lifestyle and enjoys BDSM. He has written about these subjects in many arena’s and is an expert at Shibari. He shares his knowledge by working with Adultsmart a sex toy store. Enjoy the descriptive and educational articles he has written.

Get Pumped Up On Hydromax!

Penis Pump By Bathmate

A few weeks back I was presented with the opportunity to give Bathmate’s products a try for myself first hand. And being truthfully honest with you… I was apprehensive. No, that’s not the right word… I was perhaps uninterested. Firstly, I am lucky enough not to deal with erectile issues (Knock on wood, again and again!). Secondly, I’m not a “pumper”! I have never tried using a pump for that ultimate suction sensation that pumps can provide. I have my own personal and not always rational fear of using devices on my penis, for some silly reason I really like mine! However irregular injuries caused by such devices is something I personally aim to avoid. After giving it some thought, which really only went for 2 minutes. I jumped at it. Try everything twice I always say!

Bathmate began their venture in quite the harrowing story. In 2004 after a friend suffered a major spinal injury, Bathmate creator and CEO saw the effects his friend was going through. Seeing the lack of ingenuity on the market to help erectile deficiencies. The pumps were for the most part ineffective or uncomfortable and awkward to use. Using his engineering ingenuity went to work to design a pump that would work on a hydraulic system, the first of its kind. Almost 15 years later we can see what a success it has been! Bathmate’s Hydromax penis pumping systems are tops in their field. Whether you yourself are burdened by erectile troubles or you’re looking to expand your current members’ size, the Hydromax system would be my suggestion!

Before going into my personal venture with Bathmate and their Hydromax, I want to stress how very important reading the instructions and taking your time is when it comes to using these kinds of devices. These pumps have very powerful suction and if you jump in too fast and over pump it is possible to cause muscle damage and bruising to your penis. Please take your time do your research or better yet, pop into an Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre near you and ask one of the friendly staff your questions.

Hydromax X30

The unit I took home was the Hydromax X30. Bathmate has created a number of variations of their pumps to fill customer demands. If you do go looking into pump systems you will notice Bathmate has 3 different systems with variations within each system. They range in variable lengths and girths depending on your personal needs.  The Hydromax system I went with claims to have 35% more suction/pumping power than the original Bathmate series (which is still the top selling pump on the market).

I, of course, cannot compare my Hydromax X30 to the original, but I can tell you, it’s powerful. The suction inside the Hydromax device is incredible. From what I can tell the differences between the Bathmate series and the Hydromax series is the quality of materials used in the process. IE softer silicone etc.

After using the device the first time, I was a little surprised by how limited you are to only using the device in an area that can get wet. It’s important to know that while you pump the water from inside the cylinder, it ejects out with force. I would definitely recommend only using this in the shower or bath!  I was looking on their website at the different accessories and I wished I had opted for the optional neck strap! This strap looks like it would make the process easier and a little less “hands on”.

Maxout Cream

A potential companion to your Bathmate Pump is Bathmate’s “Maxout” or Jelqing cream. And no that’s not a typo. Jelqing is another word for milking and is often used to describe the physical act of stroking the shaft of the penis. Popular belief is that when this is done properly it is possible to achieve a larger and stronger penis. Personally, my vote is still out on this debate. However, if you are interested in increasing the size of your “manhood” I would say pumps are your safer option when done the right way. The Maxout Cream by Bathmate does add a great level of moisturiser to the shaft of the penis before you begin using the pump.

Jelqing Serum By Bathmate
Image: Bathmate Max Out Jelq

Control Delay Cream

It’s exactly what it says it does! With a strong understanding of how effective their product is Bathmate knew their customers would want some help to delay their climax while using the pumps. With help from the Delay cream and some steady practice, these pumps can help do more than engorge a member, if used smart these pumps could help to curb the urge to prematurely ejaculate.

Delay Ejaculation Cream By Bathmate
Image: Bathmate Control

3 x Power Rings

If you’ve read some of my previous blogs, you’ll already know what a proponent of cock rings I am! I am very lucky to have one of each of the 3 power rings by Bathmate. I have only taken one out of its packaging and until it breaks, it will be my regular. The ring I am currently obsessed with is the “Gladiator”, it’s a rounded ring made from soft squishy TPE/TPR or rubber if you want a simple name. The unique thing about the Gladiator is the nodes on the inside of the ring. These little nodes add great pleasure pressure to the penis aiding with blood flow control and adding great pressure sensations. I have used this both with the pump and without the pump, it’s just a great cock ring to add to any collection!

Cock Ring By Bathmate
Image: Bathmate Power Rings (From Left To Right: Barbarian, Gladiator and Spartan)

Toy Cleaner

If you’re going to the field leader with your product why not develop your own custom toy cleaner? That’s exactly what Bathmate has done with their misting toy cleaner. I will say I used this to both clean out the Hydromax pump itself and it worked great, at least from what I could tell. The device didn’t need much of a clean though. I did also try the misting toy cleaner on a few other toys that had been used with silicone lube. I found that the misting spray nozzle meant I needed more spray to give the toys a coating, it also took a touch of elbow grease to get that silicone film off the toys as well. I think the Misting toy cleaner is better left for the delicate job of keeping my pump clean and healthy.

Sex Toy Cleaner By Bathmate
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Call me Happy! Because that’s what I am. I stepped outside of my regular (however irregular they might be) realm of sexual pleasures and tried a completely new style of toy. While there were a few surprises, a few things I found difficult, I am very excited about my Hydromax (and Gladiator cock ring). What I find most intriguing is now I can see firsthand how these penis enlargement devices like the Hydromax could potentially help those with premature ejaculation. I’m still unsure about the pumps having lasting effects on the physiology of a penis. At least we can have fun finding out!

Author: Patrick Kriz- BA, Psych (HON)- Human Sexuality

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A Rabbit That Kick-starts The P-Spot

Anal Sex Toy With Rabbit Ears

When it comes to sex toys, when you think of The Rabbit, you automatically think of sex toys for women. Which is why, when I was asked to do a review for The Rabbit Company, the first words out of my mouth were – are you sure this is for me? Having worked in an adult store before moving into education and IT, I was familiar with The Rabbit Company, and all I’d known them to do – was create a very concise range of rabbit vibrators for women. A little perplexed, yet curious at the same time, I checked out their website again and it became clear that they were expanding their range and creating new sex toys for women, and men. Their goal, of having a collection of the best rabbit vibrators on the market, had been reached and they were venturing into new and uncharted territory with prostate and anal sex toys for the boys. In this case, the sex toy being suggested to me was called The Prostate Rabbit, and it was an insertable, hands free prostate stimulation toy with a remote control. I’m always curious to see the male versions of luxury sex toys in comparison to their female counterparts because most of the time, it will either pass with flying colours or it will fall into heap and be left in the drawer of forgotten toys. So, being keen to try a new vibrator from a brand new range of sex toys, I let my curiosity reign and waited for its arrival.

Let me start out this review by saying that The Prostate Vibrator is not going to be a toy that’s going to be left in the forgotten drawer – I had fun with the features, the remote control, and the strength of the vibrations. However, there were a few things that have left me a little confused and we’ll go over them throughout the review. Let’s start off with the box. I’m a little torn here, because I actually love the box. I think it’s different, I think it’s simple and I feel that it does a great job in making an intimate toy seem so damn normal. It’s a white box with simple images, a little text that shows off what this vibrator can do – but it does so in an unobtrusive way, that isn’t about shoving sex in your face. Even if you’re not the greatest of readers – the box and its images makes it very clear as to what the sex toy inside looks like and its simplicity and quality makes it very reminiscent of high quality and luxury brands of vibrators.

Anal Sex Toy For The Prostate And Perenium
Sex Toy: The Rabbit Company The Prostate Rabbit

Where I get a little torn is in the marketing – and I can’t help but feel that they’re being a little too soft and cautious in the way that they’re presenting this prostate toy as well as trying to cover too many angles. It’s called The Prostate Rabbit, yet there’s a repeated information piece whereby it states that the stimulation is good for men and women. It goes on further to state that it provides a prostate massage for him, and anal or clitoral stimulation for her. So, is it a prostate vibrator or an anal sex toy or is it trying to be both? Maybe it’s just me, but despite being in a long term homosexual relationship, and maybe it’s because I’ve not really ever learnt how to share – but the majority of the time, my sex toys are my sex toys. Yes, I get the fact that the sex toy is made for silicone, and I completely understand that silicone sex toys can be shared between partners between cleans/sterilisation, but I’m not sure that I’m crazy hot on the idea of a specifically named prostate toy being marketed towards ‘couples’, and especially with a swapping between anal and vaginal stimulation. To me it kind of cheapens the idea of it being a ‘Prostate toy’.

The Hare Care Information

The Hare care information (isn’t that just cute), which shows you how to look after your rabbit is printed on the inside of the box, the website, and the instruction booklet – which I found to be not only really convenient, but also informative. It demonstrates that this company cares about you and your intimate products – but at no stage does it indicate that you need to clean and sterilise your sex toy between vaginal and anal stimulation. Sure, this might seem like common knowledge to a lot of people, but it’s still handy information to include and to ensure that there’s no accidental errors.

My Thoughts When I Opened The Box

Taking off the initial cardboard outer box, and I was left with a beautiful blue box which simply stated ‘The Rabbit Company’. A flip top side panel, and the box just popped on open. Inside was the prize. Sitting nestled in the box was the actual prostate toy, the remote control, the charger and the information booklet, it was all packaged really neatly and just looked a treat. I love the initial look of the prostate vibe. It was a tad thinner than what i was expecting and a quick tape measure showed that I was looking at a 4 inches in circumference, which is extremely reasonable and suited for people at all levels. The prostate arm has some flexibility to it, which meant that you’re definitely not restricted to sitting or laying in a certain position, when you’re using this. The bottom arm is a little firmer – whilst it does have a little flex in the small neck – it’s by no means as flexible as the top arm. This massager, unlike some other massagers out there – isn’t purely silicone. The very base of this toy is a white plastic strip – the purpose of which I’m not overly sure about – it’s cute in allowing a colour difference, and making the toy stand out just a little more. It is the attention to detail.

Anal Sex Toy For The P-Spot
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The Prostate Massager’s Small Bunny Ears

Now, what sets this toy apart from other prostate massagers are the small ears, and the stimulating ‘whiskers’. Do they do their job? When you turn the vibrator on and just hold it in your hand you can definitely feel the vibrations and when putting a finger lightly on the ears and whiskers, the ears are definitely a lot stronger which I found to be surprising. At this stage the ears were still confusing me – I understood the whiskers. But I wasn’t sure the angling of the ears would prove to be much benefit to me and my body. Nevertheless, lubing the toy up, I clicked it on for standby mode and slid it in and prepared. The controls were fairly simple, the middle button controlling the ears, the top vibration button controlling the prostate arm – and the vibration strength on the side. This is pretty powerful. It’s not my most powerful sex toy – but it certainly has enough strength to satisfy the majority of power loving men. The angle was a little off for me, and I had to manually adjust myself to ensure that I was getting the most out of the toy. I was most curious about the ‘clitoral’ ears and if I’m being perfectly honest – whilst I wasn’t a visual fan of them – they didn’t detract or add much to the sensations of the toy. I was completely indifferent to them. Sure, the vibrations were a little different on the perineum with the ears and it was fun, but I’m not sure that this was a feature that made or broke the sex toy – I was more than happy with the performance of the toy regardless of this feature.

What I loved was the strength, and the options with the remote. I’d been informed that I really needed to test the range on this remote control, so throwing the remote to the partner I told him to walk, and I’ve got to say. I was really impressed by the range of the remote. I was still rolling on the floor murmuring contentedly to the changing pulses when he was two rooms over. Keep in mind, that I do not have brick walls, and therefore cannot test the signal strength when it comes to this material. I’m not sure whether he heard something in my murmurings that I didn’t hear or whether he was just trying to be a smart ass, but I was nearing the edge and he decided to turn it off. Let’s just say that aside from this cheeky form of denial that my partner decided to try with the remote, that I enjoyed this prostate massager once it was out of the box. For more information be sure to check out our guide on anal sex toys for men and women.

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Stephen is a cis-gendered gay male who spends far too much time with his two cats and eating tim tams. A self-identified sex-positive advocate he cares deeply about gender equality, disabilities, sexual education and social issues. Opinionated and bold he isn’t afraid to speak his mind and say what others won’t. With a yearning for knowledge and experience in all things relating to sex, he is a prolific writer that has developed the content for a myriad of informative Sexual Health and Wellness websites.

Stephen’s articles and writings tends to focus on social issues, sexual education, queer issues and all things fetish and absurd. He comes qualified with the completion of a double Bachelor degree in Social Sciences and literature, and a Masters in Education.

A Very Bad Dragon’s Oral Serving

Bad Dragon's Oral Dildo

Anyone that knows me knows that I’m a nerd and that I love dick. So it’s no surprise that I’ve had my eyes on Bad Dragon Sex Toys for a very long time. They’re a company that, from when I first noticed them several years ago, have always seemed to be spoken highly of, had a reputation among my circle of friends and when longingly looking at the products that they stocked would both inspire an awe dropping look combined with profound arousal. For whatever reason though, I kept putting it off and didn’t take the plunge – but when I was asked if I wanted to do a review on a Bad Dragon product, well the speed of which my hand shot upwards would have put The Flash to shame. So what is it about Bad Dragon?

They’re a company that has a solid base in the fantasy community. And this is a community that can amass a cult like following on a lot of things out there. From the BD website, you can read that they were founded in the late 00’s for a love of all things fantasy and through the understanding that there just wasn’t a lot of fantasy themed adult toys out there and that’s true to this day. When you’re looking at dildos and sex toys whilst there’s an overabundance of choice in sex toys that mimic the look of human genitalia, when it comes to something that looks a little less human or something that stands out from the crowd – there’s a lot less choice.

There was a niche that wasn’t being filled and Bad Dragon was determined to fly in to the rescue. Unlike a lot of other companies out there, Bad Dragon not only offers something that sits outside of the box, but they also offer an extensive level of customisation. So when I was offered the chance to select one I honestly did not know where to start. Not only did they all look amazing, but then they had the options of size, colour, and then firmness!  I absolutely love this attention to detail. It’s not so much of a ‘pick a cock that looks like every other cock from the wall and take it home’ kind of moment. But from start to finish, it’s like you have a direct hand in the creation of this sex toy, and this is something that very much reminds me of the cognitive thought processes of the ‘Ikea Effect’ – whereby individuals place a high value on things that they have partially created. It’s an amazing marketing POV and it fits right in this niche market they’re filling. Sure, the base design is something you pick – but from that moment of selecting the base design, you can take your dildo to the edges of your imagination and beyond as you customise it to your own tastes. It’s a shit load of fun. Stressful as you try and get the perfect design, but immensely fun.

Fantasy Sex Toy Tongue By Bad Dragon
Sex Toy: Winston’s Tongue

After going through endlessly on their website I ended up selecting the Winston’s Tongue. It appealed to me with its smoothness, the detailing of the jaw, the curvature and the super-hot idea of a dragon tongue on my ass. My complete order was the tongue in Small, Medium Firmness and in blue signature. I wasn’t overly sure about the firmness, and this is one of the things about ordering a sex toy from an online website – you’re just not always sure what to expect. So I just rolled with it.

Fast forward a week or so later and the box arrived. I was stunned with what was inside. Not only had I been sent the dildo, but I’d also been sent some Dragon Cum Lube in White, Sex Toy Cleaner and a Key Ring. Talk about going the extra leg and really going all out and I was pleasantly surprised.

Bad Dragon’s Cum Lube

Now, before we get to the dildo, I want to talk about the Cum Lube. Because it’s just amazing and it certainly deserves a mention. Whilst I wasn’t expecting it – this is one super fun lubricant and right off the bat, I’ll admit its shot up to the top of my favourite personal lubricants. It’s hot, it’s sexy, it’s messy as all hell but it’s just so fitting.  I was in the shower when I first tried it and the sex toy and I had streaks of it going left, right and just all over the place. It’s exactly what you’d expect if Spiderman ejaculated into your hand a “sticky” wet mess and what amazes me most, is that its water based. I’ve hated water based lubricants and the only reason that I ever use it is for sex toys. I hate the smell, the tackiness and it’s just shit. This however, is durable and by the photos it seems sticky and in a way it is, but it’s not tacky. It’s slick, and stretchy and sinuous and I can’t say that I’ve ever had as much fun playing with lubricant as I did when I got my hands on this. A wet lubricant, slick and fun. If you’re considering getting a Bad Dragon dildo because you think the fantasy element is hot, then you’re going to need this Dragon Cum Lube too, because the two go together like butter on hot toast.

Fantasy Sex Toy By Bad Dragon
Sex Toy: Winston’s Tongue With Lube

What I Love About My Winston’s Tongue

Now… the tongue. I chose the tongue because it wasn’t a cock, and I was really looking for something different. This is pitched as an oral expert and a cunning linguist, and it was certainly something that I was intrigued by. I loved the look of it, the colour I chose looked amazing, and unlike a lot of the other variants – this one was smooth. I went smooth because I admit, I wasn’t sure just how the silicone was going to be, and the ribbing on the underside of the tongue looked like it was going to be fun. I have a few silicone sex toys and whilst some are super soft and squishy, others are hurtfully hard with prolonged use. When I got this in my hands, I was surprised at the flexibility of the sex toy, the softness and the way it felt. Don’t get me wrong, this tongue wasn’t a marshmallow but nor was it a solid rock and it felt good. I just love the detailing on it, despite the simplicity of it. The top of the tongue has a muscle like groove in the middle which extends towards the tip before petering out. Running your fingers along this, leaving a trail of lubricant behind and you can almost imagine that you’re stroking a tongue of some creature – it’s so cool. Even more so that when you reach the top of the tongue, that it just moves with you. On the other side, the back of the tongue has ribbing on either side of the ‘muscle’. Subtle enough to not be over the top, but not so subtle so as not to be felt. While the shaft is fairly standard, it’s the ‘housing’ of the shaft which really sets this apart in my world, for it’s a tongue, coming out of a dragons mouth. From the flared nostrils of the dragon, to the teeth on either side of the tongue – did I mention that this was hot?

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The tongue is, in my opinion, perfectly shaped and curved. The faded blue to dark blue that I ordered simply doing its part in = making the sex toy look stunning. The tip on the tongue is quite thin, and very, very flexible. They’re dead right in the sense that this has been built with oral pleasures in mind. During one session I lubed up this tongue with the Cum Lube, put the tip against my body and let it ‘lick’ my thighs and worked it slowly up. Between the flexibility of the tongue, and the lubricant not only was it leaving a delightful strand of realistic looking cum that just sits against your skin – but it felt amazing. The way that the tip of the tongue is grooved like a muscle and the way it just ‘responds’ to a little pressure – well, this is fast becoming one of my most used and favourite sex toys.

Author: Stephen Smith – BA Of Social Sciences, M.EdSave

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Stephen is a cis-gendered gay male who spends far too much time with his two cats and eating tim tams. A self-identified sex-positive advocate he cares deeply about gender equality, disabilities, sexual education and social issues. Opinionated and bold he isn’t afraid to speak his mind and say what others won’t. With a yearning for knowledge and experience in all things relating to sex, he is a prolific writer that has developed the content for a myriad of informative Sexual Health and Wellness websites.

Stephen’s articles and writings tends to focus on social issues, sexual education, queer issues and all things fetish and absurd. He comes qualified with the completion of a double Bachelor degree in Social Sciences and literature, and a Masters in Education.

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