Taking Advantage Of My Average Joe

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Margaret lived in a one bedroom apartment with her cat Amethyst since her husband had passed. It was incredibly lonely; she missed everything about him. His affection, his laugh, most of all she missed the touch of another human; the warmth of another body that only he could’ve provided her.

Margaret’s fingers trembled at the thought as she placed a can of tuna in the electric can opener and Amethyst meowed enthusiastically at the prospect of dinner. As Amethyst rubbed Margaret’s legs adoringly, Margaret bent down and placed the tuna in a green plastic bowl. Margaret hobbled to her armchair and rested her head in her hand. She pressed her trembling lips firmly together and a silent tear ran down her cheek as Amethyst lapped up her dinner in the kitchen.

Margaret had to distract herself and she walked over to her computer chair and logged onto the World Wide Web. Her breath was quick and sharp as she typed the tantalising words into the search bar; DILDO. Flashy advertisements and loud noises flooded her screen, and Margaret had to turn off her screen lest she manifest a tension headache. She rested her head in the palms of her hands and once again cried, this time shaking as tears fell from her eyes and onto the hardwood of the desk.

She had to leave the house, she felt suffocated and claustrophobic. She grabbed her walking stick and slammed the door behind her, heading into the darkness of the night; wandering the streets aimlessly and lost in a haze.

Glaring streetlights and signs enveloped her senses as she stared vacantly until she came upon a sign: Oh-Zone it read in pink letters. She climbed the stairs, enthused, curious even. As she entered the store she was like a deer caught in headlights: wide-eyed and frightened, she stepped forward into the warm embrace of the lights.

Behind the counter stood a very cool, very attractive young man of latin descent. He stepped forward and held out his hand; “I’m Andre” he smiled. “Can I help you with anything today?”

She took his hand and it was like that scene from Aladdin when the world started spinning and disney music began to play along the lines of “I Can Show You The World”, only in this instance it would’ve been more appropriate to say; I Can Show You The Sex Shop.

“Oh, dear, well, my husband’s just passed away…” Margaret said as she trembled. Andre nodded sympathetically and pressed a finger to her lips. “You need not say anymore, my dear. Come with me.”

He very suavely walked her to the corner of the store where there were row upon row of dildos, some molded from famous pornstars, others realistic in their consistency and others in unusual shades of chartreuse, cyan and violet.

“The variety is endless” whispered Margaret in awe. “And, and oh my!” Gasped Margaret. “It’s Joe!”

“Joe?” Andre asked inquisitively.

Margaret was pointing to a self-heating, self-vibrating realistic 6 inch cock from the company Average Joe. “My husband! His name was Joe!” her finger wavered on the toy and sure enough, under the brand name and a list of useful attributes such as a harness compatible suction cup base, there was the name “Joe: The surfer” written in acrylic.

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“Joe was a surfer too…” Murmured Margaret, gingerly touching the packaging. Andre grabbed Joe off the hook and held it out for Margaret, as the tagline: “Joe has come in from riding the waves to give you a ride of your own” shimmered in the still air.

Margaret seemed taken aback by the toy. She stared silently, wide-eyed at the packaging, turning it over and over. Words such as; revel in his warm, self-heating sensations and insertable 5 inches flooded Margaret’s mind, circling each other back and forth in the tempest of her desires.

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“A lot of people are scared to admit that they’re alone, that they would like to have someone and with the advent of isolation, social anxiety and a certain sense of independence that technology has brought, it’s become harder and harder to meet people. And, maybe, it could be the case that you don’t even want to meet people, but everyone has sexual needs that need to be met.” Andre said warmly.

Margaret glanced sheepishly at Andre and back to Joe. She paused briefly and then whispered “I’ll take it.”

Andre wrapped up Joe with the utmost care and bid farewell to a nervous but excited Margaret. As Margaret left the shop she contemplated what had just taken place and what she had planned for later that night. The garish street signs once again accompanied Margaret to her abode and she paused at the door to her apartment. She realised what it was that she was feeling; part of Joe had been returned to her – and as she opened the door and stepped into the apartment, she was ready to be back in Joe’s warm embrace.

About the author: Isaac is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres


Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

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A heat wave had struck the city. Down in the streets below, t-shirts clung to the backs of the people passing by, an old man stood by a telephone booth fanning himself with a newspaper and a car honked as it almost slammed into an unruly cyclist trying to escape the heat.

Upstairs a barrage of deep tonal beats played throughout the air and an alarm sound resounded deep within the store; a young man with short cropped black hair, baggy jean shorts and a white singlet walked through the door.

He seemed very calm, serene like a drop of water dissipating deep within an ivory well. Beneath the surface there was curiosity, tumultously crashing over a perspicacious disposition. I approached him and asked if there was anything specific he was looking for, to which he replied; “Yeah mate, I need a douche you got one of ‘em?”

“Yes, right this way”, I mandated demurely. As I lead him to our douche stand, I pondered the intricacies of the young man’s situation. “Is this douche for yourself?” I asked him.

“Aw yeah mate, yeah I’m a bottom and I’ve got a partner like, he’s a top and so what that means in the gay community, like, is that during anal play, the top is usually the giver, and the bottom is the receiver so-to-speak. D’you know what I mean?”

“Yes, absolutely. And before any session of hot anal play it can be an absolute necessity to douche, to make sure that the sex is hygienic and that all flows smoothly and according to plan.” I replied.

“Too right, mate”, he grinned. “Poop and sex don’t mix for me, but hey, I don’t judge.”

“I’m glad you don’t judge, as this is a judgement free zone, as well as an Oh-zone.” I chided and we laughed boisterously.

I bent down to pick up some of the latest douches we had in store, packaged in clean, crisp white boxes with smooth designs and grooves. “Here we have the Adam & Eve EZ Anal Douche. It has a typical Anal Douche design, a bulbous lower section and a tube attached to the top with a fine nozzle. I believe it’s a 0.5” flexible and detachable plastic tip so you can remove it when you’re sucking water into the lower body of the douche, and reattach it when you need to insert the nozzle into your ass.”

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“Well, mate, the problem is I’m on the dole and I can’t afford to spend all my dollarydoos on a douche, like, I’ve got maybe 20 bucks to spend.” He said, scratching his chin.

“Ah”, I sighed. “When they say you pay for quality, and what you get is what you pay for, they couldn’t be closer to the truth. You could spend a decent $45 on this douche, have the maximum comfort possible for an otherwise discomfortable task or you could do what some of my friends have done in the past – And I really shouldn’t be telling you this – But in an emergency, a plastic water bottle works adequately as a douche. You’d fill up the bottle with water, place the bottle neck to your anus and …” I trailed off.

He winced sympathetically at the idea of placing a ridged bottle neck in or near a sensitive area like his anus. “Mate, y’ave convinced me, I’m gonna buy that douche but ya owe me a VB for what I’m dishing out.”

“I can’t promise anything, but I can promise that you’ll love this Adam and Eve EZ Anal Douche, and your partner will love you even more for it.” I winked. He laughed and as I packed away his douche for him, a soft fog rolled in from downstairs, lazily creeping up the stairs, signaling that night had arrived and the heat of the day had passed.

He waved goodbye to me and as the alarm sounded to signify his leaving, the deep tonal beats within the shop changed to a soft tempo jazz, saxophones blaring into the foggy ambience. I wiped clean the counter in front of me, slowly, precisely and the soft warbling of siren-song from the speakers shrouded me, superfluous and subdued.

About the author: Isaac is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

Richard runs the marketing and social profiles of adultsmart and adultsmart blog. He has been in the industry just over 10 years and enjoys his role both in an administrative capacity as well keeping abreast of issues relating to sexual health and lifestyles.

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Brunette On Bed With Handcuffs

I​ ​couldn’t​ ​begin​ ​to​ ​relay​ ​how​ ​everything​ ​changed​ ​that​ ​night.​ ​As​ ​I​ ​surveyed​ ​my​ ​surroundings​ ​with ease,​ ​there​ ​was​ ​a​ ​sense​ ​of​ ​calm​ ​in​ ​the​ ​night​ ​and​ ​nothing​ ​but​ ​the​ ​gentle​ ​hum​ ​of​ ​the​ ​central​ ​air conditioning​ ​broke​ ​the​ ​silence.​ ​It​ ​was​ ​almost​ ​palpable;​ ​the​ ​stillness​ ​was​ ​eerie,​ ​even.​ ​It​ ​was​ ​in that​ ​moment​ ​that​ ​the​ ​alarm​ ​sounded,​ ​and​ ​a​ ​man​ ​-​ ​wait,​ ​no,​ ​was​ ​it​ ​a​ ​woman?​ ​Entered​ ​through the​ ​doors.

He​ ​-​ ​She​ ​-​ ​came​ ​up​ ​to​ ​me,​ ​with​ ​long​ ​curly​ ​brown​ ​hair​ ​and​ ​feminine​ ​yet​ ​somehow​ ​masculine​ ​blue eyes​ ​and​ ​spoke​ ​softly;​ ​“Do​ ​you​ ​know​ ​anything​ ​about​ ​BDSM?”​ ​He​ ​-​ ​She​ ​-​ ​They,​ ​cocked​ ​a​ ​hand on​ ​their​ ​hip​ ​and​ ​tilted​ ​their​ ​head​ ​to​ ​the​ ​side,​ ​quizzically.

I,​ ​completely​ ​taken​ ​aback​ ​by​ ​the​ ​abruptness​ ​of​ ​the​ ​situation,​ ​somewhat​ ​bemused,​ ​simply answered​ ​“Yes.​ ​What​ ​would​ ​you​ ​like​ ​to​ ​know?”

It​ ​was​ ​those​ ​two​ ​questions​ ​that​ ​set​ ​the​ ​tone​ ​for​ ​the​ ​night​ ​and​ ​a​ ​journey​ ​into​ ​self-exploration, boundaries​ ​and​ ​knowledge​ ​were​ ​about​ ​to​ ​take​ ​place.

“Well,​ ​first​ ​things​ ​first,​ ​my​ ​name​ ​is​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry,​ ​that’s​ ​right.​ ​Mz​ ​with​ ​a​ ​M​ ​and​ ​a​ ​Z​ ​“,​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry said,​ ​as​ ​he​ ​-​ ​she,​ ​held​ ​out​ ​a​ ​limp​ ​but​ ​surprisingly​ ​large​ ​hand.​ ​I​ ​shook​ ​the​ ​hand​ ​and​ ​said​ ​“I’m Andre.​ ​Usually​ ​you​ ​put​ ​a​ ​little​ ​hyphen​ ​on​ ​the​ ​E​ ​but​ ​my​ ​mom​ ​was​ ​lazy.”

As​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry​ ​laughed​ ​I​ ​noticed​ ​that​ ​he​ ​-​ ​she​ ​-​ ​nay,​ ​he,​ ​had​ ​a​ ​sizeable​ ​Adam’s​ ​apple.​ ​My​ ​initial curiosity​ ​returned​ ​to​ ​what​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry,​ ​a​ ​frail​ ​but​ ​very​ ​tall​ ​and​ ​lanky​ ​man,​ ​could​ ​have​ ​to​ ​say​ ​about BDSM.

“Well​ ​I’m​ ​a​ ​submissive,​ ​you​ ​see,​ ​and​ ​I​ ​have​ ​a​ ​regular​ ​partner​ ​that​ ​I​ ​play​ ​with​ ​-​ ​oh,​ ​he’s​ ​just​ ​such a​ ​doll,​ ​and​ ​I​ ​wanted​ ​to​ ​get​ ​him​ ​something​ ​for​ ​his​ ​birthday​ ​that​ ​says,​ ​I’m​ ​his​ ​property​ ​and​ ​he​ ​-” Mz​ ​Cherry​ ​bent​ ​down​ ​at​ ​this​ ​part​ ​and​ ​whispered​ ​“owns​ me.”

I​ ​knew​ ​then,​ ​exactly​ ​what​ ​to​ ​give​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry.​ ​I​ ​led​ ​her​ ​to​ ​the​ ​BDSM​ ​wall​ ​and​ ​pointed​ ​out​ ​a​ ​dog collar​ ​and​ ​leash.​ ​“Nothing​ ​says​ ​ownership​ ​like​ ​a​ ​Dominatrix​ ​and​ ​his​ ​dog”​ ​I​ ​remarked.

“It’s​ ​just​ ​too​ ​mainstream”,​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry​ ​pulled​ ​a​ ​face.​ ​“​ ​Why,​ ​every​ ​Tom,​ ​Dick​ ​and​ ​Harry​ ​is​ ​out there​ ​walking​ ​their​ ​submissive​ ​on​ ​a​ ​dog​ ​collar​ ​and​ ​leash.​ ​I’m​ ​his​ ​and​ ​only​ ​his​ ​and​ ​I​ ​need​ ​him​ ​to know​ ​that.”

I​ ​knew​ ​that​ ​belonging,​ ​and​ ​feeling​ ​like​ ​you​ ​belong,​ ​or​ ​that​ ​you’re​ ​someone’s​ ​property​ ​was​ ​one​ ​of the​ ​main​ ​kinks​ ​of​ ​BDSM.​ ​I​ ​picked​ ​up​ ​a​ ​leather​ ​pair​ ​of​ ​hand-cuffs​ ​with​ ​little​ ​padlocks​ ​on​ ​them.​ ​I held​ ​them​ ​up​ ​to​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry​ ​triumphantly.​ ​“This​ ​is​ ​what​ ​you​ ​need.​ ​He​ ​can​ ​lock​ ​your​ ​hand​ ​cuffs and​ ​keep​ ​the​ ​key​ ​with​ ​him,​ ​and​ ​he’s​ ​the​ ​only​ ​one​ ​with​ ​keys.”

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Mz​ ​Cherry​ ​beamed.​ ​He​ ​flicked​ ​his​ ​hair​ ​and​ ​held​ ​onto​ ​the​ ​hand-cuffs​ ​with​ ​his​ ​red​ ​press-on​ ​nails. Then​ ​he​ ​pined​ ​“But​ ​I​ ​want​ ​something​ ​extra!”

“And​ ​why​ ​shouldn’t​ ​you?”​ ​I​ ​asked.​ ​I​ ​held​ ​up​ ​a​ ​whip​ ​from​ ​Hell’s​ ​Couture,​ ​60cm​ ​in​ ​length​ ​with​ ​a metal​ ​handle.​ ​“This”​ ​I​ ​said​ ​“So​ ​he​ ​can​ ​punish​ ​you​ ​when​ ​you​ ​need​ ​to​ ​be​ ​punished”.​ ​At​ ​this​ ​point Mz​ ​Cherry​ ​was​ ​positively​ ​ecstatic.

“Just​ ​be​ ​careful”​ ​I​ ​said​ ​“These​ ​whips​ ​can​ ​hurt​ ​quite​ ​a​ ​bit.”

“Oh,​ ​honey​ ​child,​ ​I​ ​like​ ​to​ ​get​ ​rough!”​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry​ ​exclaimed​ ​as​ ​he​ ​lifted​ ​up​ ​his​ ​sleeves​ ​to​ ​reveal welts​ ​and​ ​bruises​ ​along​ ​his​ ​arms,​ ​including​ ​several​ ​scratch​ ​marks.

“Wow,​ ​you​ ​certainly​ ​do.​ ​I​ ​just​ ​hope​ ​you​ ​guys​ ​have​ ​a​ ​safe​ ​word,​ ​while​ ​it’s​ ​important​ ​to​ ​push​ ​limits and​ ​boundaries​ ​in​ ​BDSM​ ​play,​ ​it’s​ ​also​ ​important​ ​to​ ​make​ ​sure​ ​the​ ​acts​ ​are​ consensual​ ​and safe​ ​for​ ​the​ ​couple.”​ ​I​ ​said.

“My​ ​safe​ ​word​ ​is​ ​‘peaches’”​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry​ ​said​ ​as​ ​he​ ​giggled.​ ​Satisfied​ ​that​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry​ ​was​ ​safe,​ ​I led​ ​him​ ​to​ ​the​ ​piece​ ​de​ ​resistance.​ ​I​ ​picked​ ​up​ ​a​ ​white​ ​box​ ​and​ ​showed​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry​ ​the​ ​label.

“This,​ ​is​ ​our​ ​Fetish​ ​Fantasy​ ​Series​ ​Rope​ ​Cuff​ ​&​ ​Tether​ ​Set.​ ​It​ ​comes​ ​with​ ​wrist​ ​cuffs,​ ​ankle​ ​cuffs and​ ​four​ ​rope​ ​tethers.​ ​It​ ​also​ ​has​ ​a​ ​free​ ​mask​ ​inside​ ​so​ ​you​ ​can​ ​feel​ ​absolutely​ ​helpless​ ​to​ ​your dominatrix,​ ​and​ ​give​ ​in​ ​to​ ​your​ ​sensations.”

Mz​ ​Cherry’s​ ​eyes​ ​lit​ ​up​ ​like​ ​when​ ​you​ ​hit​ ​three​ ​cherries​ ​at​ ​the​ ​pokies.​ ​“I​ ​love​ ​this!”​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry exclaimed.​ ​“And​ ​I​ ​know​ ​he’ll​ ​love​ ​this​ ​too.”

I​ ​knew​ ​then​ ​that​ ​we​ ​had​ ​satisfied​ ​three​ ​separate​ ​sexual​ ​themes​ ​of​ ​BDSM:​ ​giving​ ​and​ ​receiving pain,​ ​physical​ ​restriction​ ​and​ ​psychological​ ​humiliation.​ ​It​ ​was​ ​interesting​ ​to​ ​note​ ​that​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry himself​ ​was​ ​representative​ ​of​ ​BDSM​ ​sub-culture​ ​by​ ​resisting​ ​gender​ ​conformity.​ ​BDSM practitioners​ ​can​ ​often​ ​gender​ ​switch,​ ​take​ ​on​ ​a​ ​different​ ​gendered​ ​style​ ​depending​ ​of​ ​the gender​ ​of​ ​their​ ​partner​ ​and​ ​resist​ ​the​ ​idea​ ​that​ ​gender​ ​matters​ ​in​ ​their​ ​play​ ​partner.

As​ ​I​ ​packed​ ​away​ ​Mz​ ​Cherry’s​ ​items​ ​for​ ​him,​ ​I​ ​reflected​ ​on​ ​what​ ​had​ ​taken​ ​place​ ​that​ ​night.​ ​A coming​ ​together​ ​of​ ​knowledge,​ ​sub-cultures,​ ​so-called​ ​perversions​ ​and​ ​the​ ​idea​ ​that​ ​sex​ ​has boundaries​ ​and​ ​limits​ ​that​ ​can​ ​be​ ​pushed​ ​all​ ​under​ ​safe​ ​and​ ​consensual​ ​situations.

About the author: Isaac is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres


Andrew is right into the Fet Lifestyle and enjoys BDSM. He has written about these subjects in many arena's and is an expert at Shibari. He shares his knowledge by working with Adultsmart a sex toy store. Enjoy the descriptive and educational articles he has written.

The Truth About Anal Shopping Experiences

Woman Shopping At A Sex Toy Store

It​ ​was​ ​7pm​ ​on​ ​a​ ​Wednesday​ ​night.​ ​As​ ​I​ ​carefully​ ​and​ ​meticulously​ ​cleaned​ ​the​ ​shining​ ​metal hook​ ​in​ ​my​ ​hands,​ ​the​ ​smell​ ​of​ ​disinfectant​ ​wild​ ​and​ ​acrid​ ​in​ ​my​ ​nostrils​ ​I​ ​gazed​ ​upon​ ​my surroundings​ ​and​ ​took​ ​in​ ​the​ ​sights​ ​and​ ​sounds.​ ​Wall​ ​after​ ​wall​ ​of​ ​beautiful​ ​multi-coloured​ ​toys covered​ ​the​ ​shelves,​ ​each​ ​of​ ​them​ ​silent​ ​and​ ​still,​ ​yet​ ​somehow​ ​with​ ​a​ ​life​ ​of​ ​their​ ​own.​ ​They called​ ​out​ ​from​ ​the​ ​shelves,​ ​beckoning​ ​with​ ​their​ ​textures​ ​and​ ​silhouettes,​ ​chanting​ ​into​ ​the​ ​still air.

I​ ​heard​ ​an​ ​alarm​ ​sound​ ​in​ ​the​ ​depths​ ​of​ ​the​ ​store,​ ​and​ ​it​ ​was​ ​in​ ​that​ ​moment​ ​that​ ​I’d​ ​realised​ ​a young​ ​girl​ ​stood​ ​before​ ​me,​ ​with​ ​willowy​ ​blonde​ ​hair​ ​and​ ​a​ ​curious​ ​expression.​ ​“Sorry,​ ​I​ ​didn’t see​ ​you​ ​there”,​ ​I​ ​apologised.​ ​“Would​ ​you​ ​like​ ​any​ ​help​ ​with​ ​anything​ ​today?”.​ ​She​ ​gazed​ ​up​ ​at me​ ​with​ ​intent​ ​eyes.​ ​“I​ ​would​ ​actually.​ ​You​ ​see,​ ​my​ ​boyfriend’s​ ​gone​ ​to​ ​Rome​ ​for​ ​a​ ​few​ ​weeks now​ ​and​ ​he’s​ ​returning​ ​tomorrow,​ ​and​ ​well,​ ​I’d​ ​like​ ​to​ ​surprise​ ​him.​ ​I​ ​know​ ​he​ ​loves​ ​a​ ​bit​ ​of​ ​anal play​ ​and​ ​I’d​ ​love​ ​to​ ​get​ ​him​ ​something​ ​that​ ​will​ ​stimulate​ ​his​ ​prostate…”​ ​she​ ​trailed​ ​off.

She​ ​seemed​ ​embarrassed​ ​to​ ​even​ ​say​ ​such​ ​a​ ​thing,​ ​and​ ​I​ ​assured​ ​her​ ​“There’s​ ​no​ ​judgement here,​ ​come​ ​with​ ​me​ ​and​ ​I’ll​ ​show​ ​you​ ​what​ ​we’ve​ ​got.”​ ​I​ ​guided​ ​her​ ​to​ ​our​ ​shelves​ ​of​ ​anal​ ​toys and​ ​asked​ ​her​ ​“Is​ ​your​ ​boyfriend​ ​experienced​ ​with​ ​anal​ ​play?”

She​ ​shook​ ​her​ ​head.​ ​“I​ ​know​ ​he’s​ ​had​ ​an​ ​ex-girlfriend​ ​who​ ​loved​ ​anal​ ​play,​ ​but​ ​whether​ ​he’s gone​ ​there,​ ​I​ ​couldn’t​ ​tell​ ​you”.​ ​I​ ​nodded​ ​and​ ​said,​ ​“If​ ​he’s​ ​inexperienced,​ ​he’ll​ ​want​ ​to​ ​start​ ​off with​ ​something​ ​small.​ ​Often​ ​times,​ ​people​ ​misjudge​ ​the​ ​size​ ​of​ ​objects​ ​they​ ​can​ ​take;​ ​and what’s​ ​the​ ​point​ ​in​ ​him​ ​having​ ​a​ ​toy​ ​if​ ​he​ ​can’t​ ​even​ ​insert​ ​it?”

She​ ​picked​ ​up​ ​a​ ​set​ ​of​ ​anal​ ​plugs,​ ​a​ ​set​ ​of​ ​three​ ​starting​ ​from​ ​very​ ​small,​ ​to​ ​medium​ ​to​ ​a​ ​larger size.​ ​“What​ ​do​ ​you​ ​think​ ​of​ ​this?”​ ​she​ ​asked.​ ​“It’s​ ​good”,​ ​I​ ​said.​ ​“​ ​However,​ ​wouldn’t​ ​you​ ​rather something​ ​vibrating​ ​so​ ​that​ ​it​ ​can​ ​hit​ ​his​ ​prostate​ ​just​ ​right?”

She​ ​looked​ ​at​ ​me​ ​thoughtfully​ ​and​ ​said​ ​“What’s​ ​the​ ​deal​ ​with​ ​guys​ ​and​ ​their​ ​prostates​ ​anyway?” I​ ​inhaled​ ​and​ ​pondered​ ​where​ ​to​ ​begin​ ​and​ ​how​ ​to​ ​explain​ ​the​ ​prostate.​ ​“I​ ​suppose​ ​the​ ​easiest way​ ​to​ ​explain​ ​it,​ ​is​ ​it’s​ ​the​ ​male​ ​equivalent​ ​of​ ​the​ ​female​ ​g-spot.​ ​It’s​ ​about​ ​the​ ​size​ ​of​ ​a​ ​walnut and​ ​feels​ ​rougher​ ​and​ ​firmer​ ​than​ ​the​ ​rest​ ​of​ ​the​ ​anal​ ​cavity.”

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“But​ ​why​ ​would​ ​you​ ​want​ ​to​ ​explore​ ​your​ ​prostate​ ​if​ ​your​ ​penis​ ​does​ ​a​ ​good​ ​enough​ ​job orgasming?”​,​ ​she​ ​asked.​ ​“Because,​ ​girl,​ ​the​ ​penis​ ​is​ ​limiting.​ ​Why​ ​have​ ​one​ ​type​ ​of​ ​orgasm​ ​for the​ ​rest​ ​of​ ​your​ ​life,​ ​enduring​ ​the​ ​same​ ​feeling​ ​over​ ​and​ ​over​ ​when​ ​you​ ​can​ ​expand​ ​your capacity​ ​for​ ​pleasure?​ ​Women​ ​are​ ​killing​ ​the​ ​orgasm​ ​game,​ ​by​ ​the​ ​way.​ ​I’ve​ ​heard​ ​you​ ​can have​ ​three​ ​types​ ​of​ ​orgasms”.​ ​She​ ​laughed​ ​and​ ​said​ ​“I​ ​think​ ​it’s​ ​more​ ​like​ ​11.”

​I​ ​stared​ ​at​ ​her​ ​in​ ​disbelief​ ​and​ ​shook​ ​my​ ​head,​ ​not​ ​yet​ ​ready​ ​to​ ​deal​ ​with​ ​the​ ​injustice​ ​that​ ​had just​ ​been​ ​revealed​ ​to​ ​me.​ ​“Just​ ​to​ ​let​ ​you​ ​know​ ​how​ ​it​ ​feels,​ ​it’s​ ​basically​ ​like​ ​a​ ​new​ ​type​ ​of pressure.​ ​Like​ ​that​ ​post​ ​orgasmic​ ​feeling,​ ​but​ ​deep​ ​in​ ​your​ ​pelvis.​ ​And​ ​once​ ​the​ ​orgasm​ ​does hit,​ ​it​ ​feels​ ​like​ ​a​ ​stream​ ​of​ ​cum​ ​and​ ​a​ ​continuous​ ​orgasm​ ​instead​ ​of​ ​a​ ​pulsing​ ​one.​ ​You​ ​could probably​ ​give​ ​your​ ​boyfriend​ ​head​ ​while​ ​this​ ​happens​ ​and​ ​he​ ​would​ ​love​ ​it.”

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“I​ ​want​ ​one​ ​for​ ​myself​ ​now.”​ ​she​ ​muttered.​ ​We​ ​laughed​ ​and​ ​that’s​ ​when​ ​we​ ​spotted​ ​Sir Richard’s​ ​Prostate​ ​Massager.​ ​It​ ​was​ ​a​ ​smooth,​ ​decadent​ ​black​ ​box​ ​spurring​ ​intrigue​ ​and mystery​ ​for​ ​both​ ​of​ ​us.​ ​We​ ​simultaneously​ ​reached​ ​for​ ​the​ ​packaging​ ​and​ ​knew​ ​then​ ​that​ ​we had​ ​to​ ​discover​ ​the​ ​contents​ ​of​ ​the​ ​box.​ ​It​ ​was​ ​better​ ​than​ ​we​ ​could’ve​ ​imagined;​ ​the​ ​toy contained​ ​two​ ​motors.​ ​One​ ​on​ ​the​ ​base​ ​meaning​ ​perineal​ ​stimulation​ ​and​ ​one​ ​at​ ​the​ ​top,​ ​to stimulate​ ​the​ ​prostate.

“The​ ​shape​ ​is​ ​so​ ​sleek​ ​and​ ​smooth,”​ ​she​ ​commented.​ ​I​ ​nodded​ ​and​ ​said​ ​“And​ ​the​ ​shape​ ​is perfect​ ​for​ ​stimulation.​ ​Do​ ​you​ ​see​ ​these​ ​two​ ​grooves?​ ​At​ ​the​ ​narrowest​ ​point​ ​of​ ​the​ ​grooves, your​ ​asshole​ ​will​ ​clench,​ ​letting​ ​you​ ​know​ ​how​ ​far​ ​in​ ​the​ ​toy​ ​has​ ​gone.​ ​And​ ​it​ ​has​ ​the​ ​added bonus​ ​of​ ​rubbing​ ​against​ ​your​ ​prostate​ ​perfectly.”

“And​ ​so​ ​it’s​ ​just​ ​the​ ​prostate​ ​and​ ​the​ ​perineum​ ​that​ ​provides​ ​pleasure?”​ ​she​ ​asked.

“As​ ​a​ ​gay​ ​man,​ ​I​ ​enjoy​ ​the​ ​sensation​ ​of​ ​feeling​ ​full​ ​from​ ​anal,​ ​if​ ​that​ ​makes​ ​sense.​ ​I’m​ ​not​ ​sure​ ​if this​ ​would​ ​apply​ ​to​ ​your​ ​boyfriend.​ ​But,​ ​the​ ​erogenous​ ​zones​ ​are​ ​generally​ ​the​ ​anus​ ​ring,​ ​the perineum​ ​and​ ​the​ ​prostate.”

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I​ ​showed​ ​her​ ​how​ ​to​ ​turn​ ​on​ ​the​ ​toy,​ ​properly​ ​clean​ ​it​ ​and​ ​helped​ ​her​ ​choose​ ​a​ ​water-based​ ​lube to​ ​use​ ​with​ ​the​ ​toy.​ ​She​ ​thanked​ ​me​ ​profusely​ ​and​ ​promised​ ​to​ ​return​ ​on​ ​her​ ​next​ ​sexual adventure,​ ​seeking​ ​new​ ​ways​ ​to​ ​push​ ​boundaries​ ​and​ ​diversify​ ​pleasure.​ ​As​ ​she​ ​left​ ​the​ ​store, toy​ ​in​ ​tow​ ​and​ ​a​ ​wide​ ​smile​ ​on​ ​her​ ​face,​ ​I​ ​couldn’t​ ​help​ ​but​ ​feel​ ​envious​ ​of​ ​her​ ​boyfriend​ ​and​ ​the world​ ​of​ ​pleasure​ ​he​ ​was​ ​about​ ​to​ ​find​ ​himself​ ​in.

About the author: Andre is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres


Richard runs the marketing and social profiles of adultsmart and adultsmart blog. He has been in the industry just over 10 years and enjoys his role both in an administrative capacity as well keeping abreast of issues relating to sexual health and lifestyles.

Sex Toy Shop Like A Pro

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People are usually embarrassed to talk about their sex lives even though it is one of the biggest problems that almost everybody faces. People prefer to keep it a secret and confined within their bedroom walls. It is recommended to talk to a health professional like a doctor who may advise you to use sex toys to relieve your built up sexual tension.

Using sex toys is one of the easiest ways to fulfill sexual needs and desires if it is lacking in a person’s daily life. If sex toys are used in a relationship, they are used to enhance the amount of pleasure which is experienced during sex which can lead to an effortless orgasm. Sex toys can provide various types of pleasure depending on the functions that it is. For example, some sex toys vibrate, others rotate and some even pulsate in a natural thrusting movement.

There are sex toys which are available for both men and women. Women can buy products like vibrators for g-spot or clitoris stimulation and Kegel balls to perform pelvic floor muscle exercises. Men are able to buy masturbators which have realistic and non-realistic designs and prostate massagers for anal play. There are also couples sex toy which are available that include strap-on dildos, couples vibrators, strapless vibrators, cock rings and much more.

What Are The Advantages Of Online Sex Toy Shopping?

Most people are open minded about using sex toys and can easily visit a store. But if you are new to the experience and are shy in nature, there are online sex toy stores where you can easily make a purchase without having to worry about leaving the comfort of your home.  There are some advantages of buying sex toys online which include:

  1. You do not have to buy the Sex Toy in a public store and hence no one will see you making a purchase.
  2. Online sex toy companies deliver their products in closed boxes which do not disclose any information about the contents of what’s inside your box or where it is from. Your neighbours will not have a clue about what’s inside the box from just seeing it.
  3. You can save some money by buying sex toys online, this is because you are not paying for the price of the store manager or consultant.
  4. You can easily read up on the sex toy’s warranty by reading the product description most products will be replaced if they have a manufacturing or design fault.
  5. Online sex toy stores have refund policies where you are able to return them if they are faulty, not as described or damaged.
  6. Oonline sex toy store you do not have to worry about shipping costs as most offer free delivery services.
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How Do I Find An Authentic Sex Toy Shop?

To begin shopping you need to find an authentic store that has a proven track record of happy shoppers. You will need to be careful, sadly there are fake companies out there who may take your money without sending you a product. In order to weed out the fake companies you are able to compare the customer reviews of various stores to find out which ones have the highest and lowest amount of trust. You can also ask your friend on what stores that they recommend. I recommend shopping at Adultsmart as it is highly rated on Trustpilot with over 185 reviews. They have an extremely high rating which means that they have customer services staff who offer high quality services and that the products that they sell are 100% authentic.

Have A Look At Honest Sex Toy Reviews

Once you have found a trusted sex toy store, it is then recommended to find websites and blogs that provide honest product reviews. They will talk about the quality of the product and the best ways to use the product. They will tell you the good, the bad and the ugly. This way you are able to make a purchase that is not only based upon knowledge about the product but also on what other people have experienced when they have tested the product.

When Shopping Keep In Mind Whether You Have Any Allergies

Before purchasing a product, you should ask yourself “Am I allergic to sex toy materials?“.  Many people forget or do not bother to check the type of material before they make a purchase, ensure that you check whether you are allergic to the material that it is made out of.





Sexpert is our resident full time sex blogger. Having successfully owned and managed a number of blogs relating to women's lifestyle, she easily blended into her role as chief blogger of the Adultsmart Blog. She is in a long term relationship with her boyfriend. She also runs Good Girl Guide, a sexual lifestyle blog.
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