If you like countless others love the full feeling a Grande size cock leaves you, turn off tinder and grindr because you’re not going to find a better match then fullness that can be had with any member of the Mr Hankey Toys Collection. These sex toys take the word Big to a “hole” new level.
Founder and creator of the Mr. Hankey Toys collection noticed a real need for quality and reliable sex toys on the greater end of the size scale. A few (hundred) gallons of PLATINUM Silicone and countless hours of trial and error the First Mr Hankey Toys
For the true “Ass-ficionado” out there Mr Hankey Toys are designed with pleasure in mind. Starting with their Silicone which I have already mentioned is Platinum grade. This grade of silicone is not only safest for the body but it’s also the easiest to take care of. Because of its stellar quality graded silicone, this means the Mr Hankey Toys are safe to use with your favourite Silicone lube, which is perfect for these larger situations. Personally, I like a Silicone/Water-based Gel combo lube like the Gel Lube by WICKED. This Lube and others can be found at an Oh Zone Store near you. These sex toys are designed to last a lifetime. They won’t melt or shrink the size when left with other silicone sex toys in your collection. Another plus, the Mr Hankey Collection is odourless, cuz who wants that heavy chemical smell that comes with so many oversized jelly and rubber sex toys!
Adding to their appeal, the Mr Hankey Toys come in 2 different densities. This is a perfect feature that I wish more companies considered. Mr Hankey Toys are offered in “Medium Firm” This version is firm but not hard. Honestly it’s the density of a fully erect (Humongous) penis.
The second density option is the “75% Soft” this model is perfect for a beginner entering the Jumbo-sphere of sex toys. This density option is exactly what it says, a 75% erect penis… that’s also humongous! The added softness of this option gives the hole in use a more flexible entry. That added “Squish” will allow you to try things you didn’t think you could.
If you’re the kind of person who likes options and likes the ability to customise your purchases, Mr Hankey has another one for you. You can purchase your sex toy to be Vac-U-Lock compatible. What this would mean if you ordered the Vac-U-Lock version is that simply the sex toy you came with would have a Vac-U-Hole at the bottom of the sex toy. This hole allows the Mr Hankey Toys to be added to any Vac-U-Lock Harness, that’s right ladies you can strap these friendly giants to yourself and feel the power they provide. We just got a number of amazing harnesses by Fetish Fantasy Series in the stores, these would be great for the Mr Hankey’s Toy collection.
If these features weren’t enough to have you filled with anticipation, Mr Hankey’s Toys come in 3 colours. Tan, Brown and Black perfect for whatever your fantasy is. And if your fantasy is missing that ever loved “slapping” sound balls make when he’s thrusting hard and fast. Surprise Surprise Mr Hankey’s have that fantasy covered too with “Remove-O-Balls”. A Silicone attachment that replicates a ball sack that can be attached to your favourite sex toys. Is there anything these guys haven’t thought of?
There is a reason I have been telling you all about the Mr Hankey’s Toys. I was lucky enough to walk into work the other day and be handed one of these Silicone Masterpieces. Unlike any Dildo I had ever seen… and believe you me, I have seen A LOT of dildos. Mr Hankey’s “Seahorse” is a stand-alone sex toy. Firstly let’s get the obvious out of the way, the look of it! The Seahorse has the most unique exterior. Designed to match the exoskeleton like exterior of a seahorse. This feature is designed to amplify the pleasure sensations for the opening hole… whichever you choose to use. I’ve seen countless sex toys add a vein feature to sex toys adding a texture dimension to the sensation, but the bumps, ridges and grooves of the Seahorse take this texture sensation to a whole other world.
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The Seahorse design is tapered from base to the tip, making insert-ability as easy as possible. This specific taper design allows the hole to open gradually and safely.
After examining this sex toy from every direction I jumped onto the Mr Hankey’s Toy Website to have a look at the company’s history (I like to know who I’m getting into bed with). I was a little disappointed that the Creator of Mr Hankey’s wants to maintain a level of anonymity due to the stigma that comes from this industry, also being so familiar with the industry I can also respect this decision. After reading further my intrigue continued to grow. There’s a whole section on temperature play. You can put Mr Hankey’s Toys in the freezer if you like cool sensations and even microwave your sex toy for up to 2 minutes ( try at your own risk) if you like heat play!
Needless to say, I am very excited for the newest addition to my sex toy collection.
Author: Patrick Kriz- BA, Psych (HON) – Human Sexuality
The wisdom of Patrick Kriz, a Psychology, Human Sexuality graduate. An articulate and educated expert, his writings enrich sexual wellness and lifestyle.