Is It An Electric Toothbrush Or Clit Annihilator?

Woman Wearing Heels On Bed

So my first day in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre at Kogarah I walked into the store and although I had been in there before I was still amazed by the sheer size of the shop! Not to mention how many products were in there, anything thing you could possibly think of!  I walked around to familiarised myself with all the products in the store, I looked at all the cabinets and this is one of the products that stood out that very first day. My first thoughts were:

“Haha… that looks like my electric toothbrush”

I then thought about it some more and my initial opinion was,

“My god that would annihilate your clit!”

Zumio Clitoral Stimulator
Sex Toy: Zumio

Fast forward to a few weeks later and I was given this “Annihilator” to review. Reading the packaging as I do normally just to sus the whole thing out, opened the box and my first thought was still how much this thing looks like my electric toothbrush!

Due to my insane trust issues! And I mean insane! I don’t believe anything! I was reading all the quotes on the box;

“Join the pleasure revolution”

Yeah right!

“60-second quickie, mind-blowing multiple orgasms”

Pfft yeah right! Good one marketing team! I turned this “thing” on (I refer to it as a thing because I am still sceptical at this point in time). Put the speed up and down, put it in its charger plugged it in and left it on my coffee table. I started to read the instructions and leaflet it came with, I came across a little orgasm challenge, again thinking to myself how creative the marketing team at this company is!

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As I have just gotten a rather large tattoo and sat for 7.5 hours my whole body is fairly used to vibrations so how is this thing going to compare? And isn’t the cliché the bigger the better? This thing is tiny! My normal vibrator goes alright I don’t suppose they are much different from one to the next, but still a little curious; this little contraption could it really be all the hype?

I Always Draw On My Past

I always draw on my past and the fact that for over five years my body was numb from anti-depressants so everything I feel is a new experience. After trauma your body changes, your nerves and sensations change as well as your emotions, things don’t feel the same as before.  And as for being “turned on” forget that! You don’t even have saliva let alone anything else! It takes a long time for your body to start doing “its thing” and acting somewhat normal with normal bodily functions and reactions! So, as you can imagine when my body decided to produce saliva again I woke up thinking I was drowning, and as such the rest of my body followed suit.

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Now, Where Does The Zumio Fit Into All Of This?

If you noticed I have now called it by its name! Why? Because it is a little annihilator! This little, compact, slimline, concentrated annihilator just woke up my entire body in less than thirty seconds! “Go hard or go home” well this Zumio definitely knows the definition of that! Wow, that’s all I can begin to say! It awakens all your pleasure zones and with some teasing, you drip! I mean your whole body is on a whole new level, every slight vibration is intense and powerful. It’s tailored to explore and that you can do with all the pleasures in the world with only your imagination as your weakness. Apart from the weakness in your legs if you try to stand up too quickly.

Now when you read the box and the website it explains how and why this product was made and it’s definitely going back to basics. It’s also invented by women, I am not one to bag out the opposite sex and their ability to design vibrators for women. I mean I will proudly admit I can’t make decisions to save my life, let alone pick my favourite toy! But right now, the Zumio is my front runner!

The Reason Why This Annihilator Is So Perfect

The reason why this annihilator is so perfect is that it has localised nerve stimulation massages, with very efficient energy transfer; which is why the Zumio feels so intense! It is isolated and concentrated and you have perfect control to each individual area you are exploring. The Zumio was designed to automate the tried and tested true circular fingertip motion; during manual clitoral masturbation for women instinctively randomly change finger pressure, slow down, speed up and move their finger location as they need to increase arousal. The Zumio’s unique tip and stylus simulates the same natural fingertip motion and allows users to dynamically go from high speed and intensity down to low speed and intensity by simply applying varying pressure to the tip. This is because like a clutch in a car it disengages the transmission even though the motor is running, Zumio’s patented motor clutch drive system enables you to control Zumio’s intensity manually just by applying pressure. This means there is no need to touch a control and it becomes a much more manual approach.

Zumio also is made from medical grade silicone/abs plastics, it’s washable, waterproof and durable! The handle doesn’t vibrate unlike most vibrators so it is quiet! The charging dock is very simple to use and basically a plug and play method.

So really this machine is up to your own imagination and pleasure zones, where this excitement takes you it is tailored to your imagination and your willingness to explore! Where’s your Zumio journey going to take you?

Go hard or go home!

About the author: Morgan is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Taking Advantage Of My Average Joe

Woman Happy At Home With Pet

Margaret lived in a one bedroom apartment with her cat Amethyst since her husband had passed. It was incredibly lonely; she missed everything about him. His affection, his laugh, most of all she missed the touch of another human; the warmth of another body that only he could’ve provided her.

Margaret’s fingers trembled at the thought as she placed a can of tuna in the electric can opener and Amethyst meowed enthusiastically at the prospect of dinner. As Amethyst rubbed Margaret’s legs adoringly, Margaret bent down and placed the tuna in a green plastic bowl. Margaret hobbled to her armchair and rested her head in her hand. She pressed her trembling lips firmly together and a silent tear ran down her cheek as Amethyst lapped up her dinner in the kitchen.

Margaret had to distract herself and she walked over to her computer chair and logged onto the World Wide Web. Her breath was quick and sharp as she typed the tantalising words into the search bar; DILDO. Flashy advertisements and loud noises flooded her screen, and Margaret had to turn off her screen lest she manifest a tension headache. She rested her head in the palms of her hands and once again cried, this time shaking as tears fell from her eyes and onto the hardwood of the desk.

She had to leave the house, she felt suffocated and claustrophobic. She grabbed her walking stick and slammed the door behind her, heading into the darkness of the night; wandering the streets aimlessly and lost in a haze.

Glaring streetlights and signs enveloped her senses as she stared vacantly until she came upon a sign: Oh-Zone it read in pink letters. She climbed the stairs, enthused, curious even. As she entered the store she was like a deer caught in headlights: wide-eyed and frightened, she stepped forward into the warm embrace of the lights.

Behind the counter stood a very cool, very attractive young man of latin descent. He stepped forward and held out his hand; “I’m Andre” he smiled. “Can I help you with anything today?”

She took his hand and it was like that scene from Aladdin when the world started spinning and disney music began to play along the lines of “I Can Show You The World”, only in this instance it would’ve been more appropriate to say; I Can Show You The Sex Shop.

“Oh, dear, well, my husband’s just passed away…” Margaret said as she trembled. Andre nodded sympathetically and pressed a finger to her lips. “You need not say anymore, my dear. Come with me.”

He very suavely walked her to the corner of the store where there were row upon row of dildos, some molded from famous pornstars, others realistic in their consistency and others in unusual shades of chartreuse, cyan and violet.

“The variety is endless” whispered Margaret in awe. “And, and oh my!” Gasped Margaret. “It’s Joe!”

“Joe?” Andre asked inquisitively.

Margaret was pointing to a self-heating, self-vibrating realistic 6 inch cock from the company Average Joe. “My husband! His name was Joe!” her finger wavered on the toy and sure enough, under the brand name and a list of useful attributes such as a harness compatible suction cup base, there was the name “Joe: The surfer” written in acrylic.

The Detective By Average Joe
Sex Toy: Average Joe The Detective

“Joe was a surfer too…” Murmured Margaret, gingerly touching the packaging. Andre grabbed Joe off the hook and held it out for Margaret, as the tagline: “Joe has come in from riding the waves to give you a ride of your own” shimmered in the still air.

Margaret seemed taken aback by the toy. She stared silently, wide-eyed at the packaging, turning it over and over. Words such as; revel in his warm, self-heating sensations and insertable 5 inches flooded Margaret’s mind, circling each other back and forth in the tempest of her desires.

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“A lot of people are scared to admit that they’re alone, that they would like to have someone and with the advent of isolation, social anxiety and a certain sense of independence that technology has brought, it’s become harder and harder to meet people. And, maybe, it could be the case that you don’t even want to meet people, but everyone has sexual needs that need to be met.” Andre said warmly.

Margaret glanced sheepishly at Andre and back to Joe. She paused briefly and then whispered “I’ll take it.”

Andre wrapped up Joe with the utmost care and bid farewell to a nervous but excited Margaret. As Margaret left the shop she contemplated what had just taken place and what she had planned for later that night. The garish street signs once again accompanied Margaret to her abode and she paused at the door to her apartment. She realised what it was that she was feeling; part of Joe had been returned to her – and as she opened the door and stepped into the apartment, she was ready to be back in Joe’s warm embrace.

About the author: Isaac is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

11 Brilliant Pleasures With A Real Feel

Hot Sexy Man With A Big Penis

Is it just me or is it very hard to find a cordless real feeling and looking vibrator out there that comes in different sizes for a great price?

Oh, shit! I found it… ha-ha it is our very own Pipedream Products Real Feel Deluxe being a top dildo choice and  they come in various sizes and two different shapes (with balls and without). The shape is very realistic looking with a nice round tip so you’re actually getting a penis like shape and not something that has a pointy end poking you in the places you don’t want to be poked.

The real feel vibes have the texture and material designed to feel like the real thing (hence the name). Pipedream is the only company that make their dongs out of a material called Fanta Flesh which mimics the soft skin feeling that a real penis would have, it looks and feels real too as it has a veiny feel to it not too many but very natural like this definitely helps with the stimulation and pleasure.

As it is designed to be a dong it is suitable to put into a harness as it has the suction cup on the bottom which also allows to put in other positions if needed as well such as on the floor or shower wall for that sex in the shower feel. The only down fault to the suction cup is it is very bulky but once you are fucking him you won’t even remember it’s there.

The real feel vibrators have a moderate type of vibration to them not too soft and not too strong and they aren’t noisy at all, they are also 100% water proof which makes the experience in the shower or bath that much more enjoyable just remember to make sure you screw the battery cap shut all the way, nice and tight to protect those 2 x AA batteries it runs off.

Now to the looks of each and every one of these beautiful looking and feeling dildos ranging from No. 1 all the way to No.12. They come in three different colours which are Flesh, Brown and Black.

No. 1

This little guy is a 6.5” only come in a flesh colour, he has a nice thinness to him and his head is shaped to hit the g-spot with nice squishy balls to hold onto whilst fucking yourself.

Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 1

No. 2

This guy is also a 6.5” but the difference is that he is a lot thicker in the girth allowing you to fill the fullness of him inside you his head is also not curved. He comes in a Flesh and Brown.

Dildo Vibrator By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 2

No. 3

This bad boy is a 7” and comes in a Flesh and Black colour he does not have balls so it allows you to take the whole thing as he is a perfect size all round and great if you get freaked out about balls ha-ha.

Phallic Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 3

No. 4

This guy is a 7.5” and only comes in Flesh, he’s not thick but most definitely not too thin and has a nice length on him giving you that satisfaction you need.

Realistic Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 4

No. 5

This guy is 8” long with a nice curve to which hit the spots. The length and thickness is just what you need for those nights you want to go hard. He comes in Flesh and Brown.

Strap-On Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 5

No. 6

No. 6 is a straight up and down vibe with some nice set of balls on him with a length of 8.5” gosh their getting big 😉 He only comes in a Flesh colour.

Suction Cup Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 6

No.7

Now to No.7, this guy is 9” long with nice flexibility to get in smoothly with some lube of course but this guy will make you satisfied in more ways you can think he comes in Flesh and Black.

Lifelike Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 7

No. 8

This feller is a bit different as he has two parts to him one for the bum and other for the vagina so you are getting that fullness in both holes this guy is 7.5” and comes in a Flesh colour.

Double Penetration Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 8

No. 9

This big man is a 9.5” with a good-sized girth and amazing length to make your fucking worthwhile, he comes in a Flesh colour.

Dildo Vibrator By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 9

No. 10

Now shits getting real this guy is 10” if you’re game go for it guys! But you might be sore in the morning. He comes in Brown and Flesh.

Vibrating Dildo With Testicles By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 10

No. 11

The second largest guy that real feel make. He feels amazing, his length and girth can make you feel things you’ve probably never felt before. Lube this guy up and ride him like you’ve never done it before. He is 11” and is available in Flesh and Black (like they say once you go black you’ll never go back 😉

Huge Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
Sex Toy: Real Feel Deluxe No 11

No. 12

This 12” dildo is available in Black or Flesh, I guess go hard or go home hey!

Large Vibrating Dildo By Pipedream Products
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All I can say is Good Luck! Now you’ve seen all of these crazy guys going from our little man of 6.5” all the way to the challenging 12”- Which one will you choose?

About the author: Demi is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

Top 4 Budget Friendly Orgasms For First-Timers

Woman Making Orgasm

Working in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres, I get so excited when women come in buying their first vibrator. There is an enormous range of vibrators to choose from which means that many people can become overwhelmed with the options- different shapes, sizes and functions all ranging in price from $20 all the way up to more than $300.

I love when people can come in and be really open with what they are looking for because it means that they are more likely to walk away with a toy that is just right for them and their unique needs. When women have no idea what they are seeking, there are a few questions I like to ask to ascertain what will best suit them.

Upon asking them if they are looking for a clitoral or vaginal stimulator, many women can be unsure of what they like but are after something inexpensive. In this case, my go-to vibrators are the Fun Factory Mini Vibrator range. The Fun Factory Semilino, Amorino, Pearly & Cayona are in my opinion some of the best first-timers for women looking for a good quality toy.

These toys are a great size for newbies as they have enough length to use internally for vaginal penetration yet are small enough to use for clitoral stimulation. Trying to use something big and bulky for your clitoris can be very annoying and having a bullet sized vibe when you really want to have something inside you can be extremely frustrating!

Semilino

The Semilino is a ribbed, slightly curved dildo vibe with powerful vibrations. It features a grooved head on the end which can be bended for G-Spot stimulation. The Semilino is perfect for those who like a textured feel. It is available in black and bright pink.

Semilino By Fun Factory
Sex Toy: Semilino

Amorino

The Amorino is a very interesting vibrator, similar in shape to the rabbit style vibrators, featuring a unique silicone band around the shaft and clitoral stimulator. The purpose of this band is to provide greater external stimulation to the vagina and vulva as the powerful vibrations travel through it when turned on. The band can also be removed making this toy perfect for anal penetration due to the clit stimulator being a safe stopper. This toy features some gorgeous detail and is available in Aqua/Yellow or Pink/Yellow.

Amorino By Fun Factory
Sex Toy: Amorino

Pearly

The Pearly is a cute looking toy with an equally cute name. The Pearly features a round stimulator which I am guessing is for the stimulating the entry to the vagina as it would require a bit of manoeuvring to get it to stimulate your clit due to its short length. The insertable part is slightly curved and measure approximately 7cms in length. For women who may not like something very long, this would be a great option. The Pearly is available in purple or green.

Pearly By Fun Factory
Sex Toy: Pearly

Cayona

Saving my favourite till last, the Cayona is a playful looking toy, with our display version likened to a banana due to its unique pastel yellow shade (Also available in pastel pink, blue and green). The Cayona has a curved tip perfect for direct internal G-Spot stimulation or clitoral stimulation when used externally. The Cayona features grooves on the underside which adds a unique texture to your self-pleasuring experience.

Cayona By Fun Factory
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All Fun Factory toys are made from medical grade silicone which has a slightly textured feel to it. When used with a good quality water based lubricant such as JO Agape, this is a very welcome sensation.

Do not let the word Mini confuse you – the vibrations are powerful and deep with adjustable speeds and patterns controlled with the 2 buttons. The On/Off button is simple to use-unlike other vibes it requires one press to turn it off. They also feature a travel lock which means they are great toys to travel with or to keep in your handbag (You know, just in case!).

These Fun Factory vibes are rechargeable with a magnetic USB charger. I’ve found these chargers can be slightly annoying to use so just make sure you have it on a flat surface when charging where you will not knock it. The toy is 100% waterproof making it great for play in the shower or bath and very easy to clean under the tap. I’d recommend using a foaming toy cleaner such as Wicked Foam n Fresh Cleaner for a really thorough clean. A well taken care of toy lasts a lot longer so keep this in mind.

The Fun Factory Vibrators feature a 2-year warranty which covers the toy against any manufacturing faults. I have constantly heard amazing things about the quality of Fun Factory vibrators so this is just an added reassurance that these toys will stand the test of time.

I believe these toys are perfect for vibrator newbies especially considering the affordable price and high quality. Definitely a big thumbs up from me!! For more information, be sure to read our exclusive interview with Laura Von Der Brelie from Fun Factory.

About the author: Sophie is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!

The Mystery Behind The G-Spot Revealed!

Women With Red Nails And Black Lingerie

While the G-Spot has always been there it is only in recent years that attention is finally being paid to this area of the female body. This article will explain the what, where and why of the G-Spot and will also recommend some specific toys that will pay special attention to this sometimes elusive erogenous zone.

What Is The G-spot?

The G-spot (also called the Grafenberg spot- named after German gynaecologist Ernst Grafenberg) is a particular position within a woman’s vagina with increased sensitivity that reacts when rubbed, touched, penetrated etc.

There has been much debate (since around the 1940’s) as to whether the G-spot is real or not. Scientists have had difficulty defining the G-spots structure and make up as well as what it could be connected or linked too. Many say the g-spot could be linked to the clitoris while others say it is a female prostate.  Another issue is the ability to “test” and “prove” the g-spots existence. Most “proof” available is known as anecdotal (meaning that it is individual stories and accounts not a scientific study that can be recreated to prove results.) This doesn’t mean that the G-spot isn’t real, it just means that scientists aren’t able with the current technologies to confirm its existence.

Side Note: Some studies using ultra sound have found physical evidence of the g-spot in women who can achieve orgasms through vaginal intercourse.

Now while it may only be anecdotal evidence I can say that the sheer number of women who came into our stores looking for products that focus on the g-spot an claiming not only its existence but how it has changed their sex life, is well… a lot, and that’s all I need to know. When it doubt I always trust the person who owns the equipment to best know how to use it.

Where Is The G-Spot?

This is the million dollar question that has everyone wondering. Generally (and I mean generally it may be different for you) the G-Spot is located about 50-80mm inside the front wall of the vagina. For those of us who don’t want to get a ruler out during sex that is roughly the length of a female middle or index finger (yes I did measure my finger to double check.)

If you are unsure where it is, the best advice is, with clean hands do some personal investigation. It is very important you become familiar with your vagina, vulva and where your G-spot is. If you don’t know how can you give directions to anyone else? Once you have located your g-spot find what is pleasurable for you, is it tapping and penetration? Is it gentle massage? Or is it something completely different? Take the time to learn what your G-Spot likes so you know where it is, so you can pick toys that work for you and give partners direction.

Why The G-Spot?

So you’ve read all this and are thinking “OK but what is the point of all this?” The short answer is it will make your sex life better. The stimulation of the G-spot can increase sexual arousal, give you more powerful orgasms and may even allow women to ejaculate (squirt). Now as we discussed earlier there is varying scientific proof but the anecdotal (stories from people who have experienced it) it is overwhelming and most people who have experienced G-spot stimulation agree that all this can happen when the G-spot is used.

Where the G-Spot is Located
Diagram: Showing the G-Spot

A case study in 1981 reported “that stimulation of the anterior vaginal wall (where the G-Spot is located) made the area “grow” by up to 50% and that self-reported levels of arousal and orgasm were “deeper” when the G-spot was simulated.” What this suggests is that stimulation of the G-spot increases blood flow to the area and the increased blood flow heightens sensitivity resulting in a more powerful sexual experience.

Side note: I do want to take a moment to say that some women are unable to find or claim not to have a G-spot. Without understanding the G-Spot completely it is hard to understand why this may be. However I do believe that every woman owes it herself to at least investigate your g-spot.

Toys That Love Your G-Spot

OK now we know the what where and why of the G-Spot it is time to talk about some of the toys that will help you further explore this pleasure zone.

Nu Sensuelle G Massager Sex Toy Photo
Sex Toy: Nu Sensuelle G Massager

Brand: Nu- Toys for adults

Name: Sensuelle G

G-Spot Function: As well as being a vibe this toy has a rolling ball massager that creates intense G-Spot stimulation. With 3 speeds and 10 different functions this is a great toy for G-Spot beginners.

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Sex Toy: Svakom Trysta

Brand: Svakom

Name: Trysta

G-Spot Function: A beautiful toy that also employs the rolling ball massager function. The Trysta is a compact little gem that also has a clitoral stimulator and is waterproof. Great for those who know what they have and how to use it.

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Brand: Lelo

Name: Gigi 2

G-Spot Function: The Gigi has a flattened tip which is perfect for exploring the G-Spot. It is waterproof and can be taken in the bath or shower. The Gigi is for the G-Spot that likes some focused vibrations.

Lelo Mona Wave Photo
Sex Toy: Lelo Mona Wave

Brand: Lelo

Name: Mona Wave

G-Spot Function: Where the Gigi brings the vibrations the Mona brings the “wave” function. This function simulates penetration and is designed to rise and plunge like “lovers fingers.” The Mona is for the G-Spot who doesn’t mind a bit of pressure.

ShareVibe By Fun Factory
Sex Toy: Fun Factory ShareVibe

Brand: Fun Factory

Name: Sharevibe Couple Toy

G-Spot Function: Amazingly shaped and flexible the Sharevibe isn’t specially made as a G-Spot toy (nor is it specifically made as any kind of toy) but it will do the job. The beautiful silicone toy has the ability to work on many different spots and on many different people. The Sharevibe is for the couple who knows the value of the G-spot but doesn’t want to ignore anywhere else either.

Loki Wave By LELO
Sex Toy: LELO Loki Wave

Brand: Lelo

Name: Loki Wave

G-Spot Function: OK hear me out! This is technically a prostate massager but just looking at this thing you know any G-Spot would love it. The Loki has the same “wave” motion as the Mona but also has a smaller vibrating shaft that would provide amazing clitoral stimulation. The Loki with a little imagination could be a great HIS AND HERS toy for those who want a little more luxury in their lives.

About the author: Jamie is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

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Jennifer works marketing at Adultsmart an online sex toy shop. She has a non-judgemental approach to sex, sex toys and sexuality. Her favorite saying is if it feels good and right and is not illegal then why not!