Top 12 Valentine Gifts – Looking for Some Sexy Ideas?

What are your top picks for valentine gifts for Valentines Day? Have a look at our 12 sexy ideas guaranteed to make your Valentines Day a memorable one!

Here at our one-stop-shop for all things sexy, we have an incredible assortment of Valentine gifts that will set the mood ablaze and guarantee a truly unforgettable celebration.

Whether you’re in the mood for romance or feeling a little adventurous, we’ve got just the right gift to make your heart skip a beat.

Let’s delve into our sizzling ideas of sexy Valentine gifts and find the perfect one for your special someone!

12 Valentine Gifts

1. SINGLE GUY

Tenga Flip Zero – Vibrating.  Once he’s stuck his fingers in this bad boy his finger is hooked, and so will he.  Don’t forget to squeeze down for that suction.

It’s a great toy for most lads – but if they’re horse hung (girth) he’s going to struggle.

2. SINGLE GIRL

Womanizer – Been selling these things like crazy.  Great for those that are looking for that something a wee bit different.

Other wise rabbits will take care of everything for them.  Particularly bi stronic fusion, dual stimulation, thrusting and power.  Lady Bi if they don’t care much for the thrusting.

3. COUPLE

We-vibe kit.  Any Kit.  Get the best of everything is a single kit. You want the we-vibe for weekends and the tango for weekdays, you got it.

Want the we-vibe for partnered play and the premium womanizer for when you’re home alone?  We have you covered.

4. BDSM

Wartenberg Wheels (They’re coming soon). One of my favourites, great intro toy. Great for sense play, just all round great toy. I’m also a huge fan of bondage kits.

Everything matches – which is a bonus.  Lastly a wand.  Must have a wand. Le Wand, Palm Power, doxy.  Get them a wand to go with every single other toy.

5.  GAY GUY

Is it for his partner or is it for him?  Not all gay guys like anal play so work out if it’s for his dick or for his ass.

Prostate toys for those that like to move during play.  The vibe will hit his p spot with every single thrust.  Masturbator for his dick.  Otherwise get the poor lad some good quality anal lube.

6. BI- PERSON

Depends on their sex, whether they like anal, dick or vaginal play or all three. Refer to above written.

Strap ons are a great mix for bi guys and girls.  Pegging play is an understated area of play.  Worth a mention whenever a heterosexual couple is looking for anal toys for him.  It plants the seed in there for them.

7. TRANS PERSON

Depends on MtF or FtM.  Dilators for MtF are a must have.  Buck off Range for FtM.

8. CLIT

Womanizer. Tango/NU Bullet. Clitoral suction pumps.  Three very different types of stimulation which will have almost everyone covered.   If they like it a bit rough and are into bdsm – get a clamp on it.

9. ANAL

Butt plugs are great for girls since it adds pressure to the vaginal walls.  B-Vibes have this down pat, especially the rimming which will do something very few anal toys do.

For prostate I love the classic Bootie by fun factory.  Great beginners toy, moves with your thrusting and applies it where you want, when you want every single time.

10. INSERTION

I can’t go past the tiger G5. Those ribbings. That curve, that bend and that power.  Come here tiger, let’s play.  Great length, great for friction movement and did i mention that power?

11. LONG DISTANCE

Kiiroo set.  Sure the we-vibe is great and all but teledildonics are just amazing. You can feel the masturbator move with the specially placed sensors in the g spot vibrator.

12. PROSTATE

Bootie. B Vibes.  Steel Butt Plugs – the underrated stars of anal play.  Less friction, easy to clean, won’t break and super fun with sensory play.

13. LUBE

Superslyde for everyday penetration, Pjur Original for those that need a little more viscosity, and JO premium (black) for heavy duty play.  Surgical lube for sounding, and J-Lube for fisting.  Intimate Earth Waterbased for sensitive skin.

14. MASSAGE

Superslyde.  Mix it with your own sensual oils so that you’re not committed to a single scent every single time.  Else wildfire black which is highly concentrated, great for muscles and just pretty damn awesome for intimate play.

Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas For Men!

So after much ado I finally got two Men’s Valentines Sex Toys to review.  The reviews are of the Pulse by Hot Octopus and the Cobra Libre from Fun Factory.

Hot Octopuss Pulse

Who Needs To Go Out Anymore

After pleasant trials with different toys, I was starting to think I would never discover my true intimate romance.  At that point the Pulse arrived and I knew we were a match.

The Pulse is stunning.

It would appear that something Picasso might draw it is so aesthetically pleasant.  Smooth, intriguing, with powerful bends and fragile wings to grasp the uncovered cock.

This one took me to the following level in “Dear Lord, I’m going to cover myself in my own soul sauce!”

When I had charged the gadget, by means of the included USB link.  Though, I required my own connector plug. I was prepared to give it a go.

Genuinely, the holding it up was the most troublesome part.

I was going to say “hardest,” yet the hardest part was the point at which I let the Pulse work its wonders.

First, however, I viewed the tasteful instructional feature in which Adam indicates how, through props and drawings, the toy can be utilised solo or for couples play.

With or without a touch of lubrication, you lay your throbbing cocking between its silicone wings and let it fly.

Adam Tells it All

One will most likely appreciate the way Adam smothers a constrained laugh when he says, “… the toy makes you hard and afterward PULSE will make you cum without you needing to do much at all… ” in that swoon-impelling voice.

The Pulse is not waterproof, however cleanup requires simply a little thought and a warm wet sponge or towel.  A minor hindrance when its operation made me question 30 years of making do with wanking on my own.

Swaying as opposed to vibrating

The protected PulsePlate “moves more like a cylinder,” Adam says.  What the hell does that mean.

But I adored it.  I touched it and I brought it to City Hall to see if it was legal to marry a sex toy..

At that point it jumped out at me that Adam and Julia, prime developers of Hot Octopuss (and of the charming couples club) are without a doubt the most savage individuals on the planet.

With the development of Pulse, it is clear they need to make my Valentine’s Day every day of the year.

In this way my mission finished

I may have discovered my intimate romantic sex toy.  But I think our promises will require more to have an open relationship.  Curiosity and what not.  Great Valentine’s Day Gift to me!

Fun Factory Cobra Libre

A Real Head Only Job

Like the Tango Smartvibe, this is a Fun Factory item.  I adore the Fun Factory as their sex toy range as it is brilliant, full and their items are suitably named.

At that point there’s the great craftsmanship and staggering customer service.

Cobra Libre, which looks like a dashing car, is intended solely made for male vibrating excitement.  In the same way as a souped-up, simple and clean Fleshlight.

Cobra Libre is rechargeable and waterproof

Without troublesome alcoves and corners to hold your flowing jism.  It has “boundless vibration causing conceivable outcomes” by means of two vibrators, worked by a delicate tap on top of the device.

A novel yet constraining thought is that is it intended to invigorate just the male glans.  So it is a head job that does not go past the head.

You can place the Cobra Libre on the head of your penis, whilst you use your hand to stroke the available shaft area.  Or you can just let the Cobra Libre do all the work for you.

Don’t be Tempted to Thrust all the Way in

Often in the throes of the strokes one would be tempted to thrust ones cock all the way in.  But the Cobra Libre may leave your head purple and battered if you do.

So the Libre will give you delightful torture and forces restraint in a novel mens sex toy.  Be gentle with yourself always and respond to how your body reacts.  Fun Factory product’s also have a 2 year warranty.

So these are my men’s Valentines Day Sex Toys Reviewed.

Hope you liked them.