Pink Mr. Limpy
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MR. LIMPY XTRA SMALL
Is it cold in here? The extra small mr. limpy is perfect to antagonize your small-statured friend, or as a great gift for your recently married ex-girlfriend. The opportunities for humiliation are virtually limitless, and we preemptively applaud your creativity.
MR. LIMPY SMALL
"Are you in yet?" Man's most dreaded four words are incarnated into this fleshy creation. The ideal size for launching from a water-balloon launcher to deliver a high velocity, anonymous face shot, this squishy projectile is sure to be a big 'hit'.
MR. LIMPY MEDIUM
"I'm sorry baby, this has never happened to me before..." We hate it when that happens. Designed to replicate a night of heavy drinking, no matter what you do to Mr. Limpy, it just won't get hard. "Why Mr. Limpy? WHY!"
MR. WIMPY LARGE
The ultimate realistic limp penis comes without the excuses, but feels just as realistic as the real thing. Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it, or just need a good paperweight, contrary to any experiences you may have had, the uses for Mr. Limpy are limitless.