Fleshlight Freaks

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Fleshlight Masturbator Freaks
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Get One or Get The Lot of These Freaky Fleshlight Creatures

ALIEN

Go where no manhood has gone before past the strangely alluring double clitoris of the Alien vagina. This mesmerizing pearlescent blue Alien begs to beam you up for a close encounter of the preferred kind. The Alien Fleshlight comes with the pearlescent blue Alien sleeve and deep blue outer-case that combine to take your blue alien fantasy to the outer limits of your imagination.

The exclusive Alien texture combines the feel of three of our most popular textures to create one out-of-this-world experience. Tantalizing sinews swirl together mimicking our famous Vortex canal before breaking through to a Lotus node that finally gives way to our most intense texture

For years, increasing accounts of an Unidentified Fucking Object have been reported by mystified Fleshlight fans with little or no substantiating evidence. The denial of the existence of this object has driven the scandal to levels of near hysteria. Finally, after publicly rebuffing the existence of exxxtra-terrestrial intimacy, the once top-secret "Alien" is now being made available to the public from Fleshlight, the maker of the #1 selling sex toy for men.

DRAC

Take a FLight on the dark side and have a fling in the wings. Made with Fleshlight signature SuperSkin in stunning detail, you can now have what the realm of the living has been missing for centuries.

Drac is the equivalent of Bizarro Superman—just about there, but there's something...off. Like when you get tricked into eating veggie chicken or drinking Diet Pepsi. For the most part, it was similar to banging natural female genitalia—what do you call those things again? Anyway, the little bat-wings aren't so much a turn-off as they are a...new sensation?

FRANKENSTEIN

You will scream “It’s Alive!” when you experience the feeling of this abhorred monster. Made with Fleshlight signature SuperSkin in stunning detail, you are sure to have an electrifying night.

ZOMBIE

Fucking your brains out may not be the best idea, but how could you resist? Made with Fleshlight signature SuperSkin in stunning detail, your dead nights will now always be living.

 

CYBORG

Get turned on by a bionic experience with the #1 selling product in Artificial Intercourse. Made with Fleshlight signature SuperSkin in stunning detail, you can now have an experience of enhanced abilities.

You know what's a bizarre feeling? Judging a book by its cover and, well, being correct. The Cyborg Fleshlight feels cold, calculating, and robotic—as if HAL 9000 has a rockin' vagina. This was strangely easy to get into—metaphorically—the body of this Fleshlight was as removed as I was and that was pretty nice. If the robot apocalypse comes, let us pray our cyborg overlords are well-equipped with genitals.

 

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