Sqweel 2: Get Ready to Squeal!!

You know the world has made advances in technology in the right direction when manufacturers start coming up with sex toys that are oral sex simulators. When the Womanizer was invented, it was a clitoral stimulation that provided different levels of suctions that also had vibrations.  It’s suction and the vibration is the closest sex toy so far to feel similar to a lover sucking rhythmically on your clitoris. Sqweel 2 is another clitoral sex toy in the ever growing family of adult products within the oral sex stimulation range for a woman.

Sqweel 2 is 100% Unique – A Must Have

Packaging of the Sqweel 2 is suuuuper feminine and rather cute. It is white and pink with the toy itself shown clearly through a thin film of clear plastic. Inside the box is a handy instruction manual which I had to refer to several times. It’s not super obvious at first (this could also be user error haha) but this toy actually takes 3AAA batteries in order to work.

Yay, for instructions.

Aside from that little hiccup, it was super easy to get the Sqweel 2 working. The play button starts the wheels spinning, the second button reverses the way they’re turning and you can press the play button again to get it flicking backwards and forwards. To turn it off, all you have to do is hold the play button down.

Once the Sqweel 2 was turned on it was actually kind of cool.

10 tongues operate at 3 different levels of speeds. If you’re someone who needs pressure or super fast speeds to get off – this toy probably isn’t the toy for you. But if you enjoy a build up of teasing so you can gradually work yourself up to a shuddering explosive orgasm. I can guarantee you will love Sqweel 2.

This toy will keep on building you right up to that orgasm and will not have to stop you in the heat of the moment for a quick break to relieve their tongue cramps.  He/she will trooper on until you hold down that little play button.

Cleaning is a breeze with the Sqweel 2 as the little front cap slides off if you click the unlock button.  The tongues slide off of its reel making it super easy to clean without worrying about damaging the toy, as it isn’t waterproof.

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Sqweel 2 Advantages

  • It is a first of it’s kind to reproduce of a lover licking your clitoris.
  • It only takes 3 x AAA batteries to operate.
  • The tongue wheel is removable to make for easy cleaning.
  • You can buy other wheel attachments for this toy which means its a couple of sex toys in one.
  • Change the directions of the tongues in a flicker motion. This would almost feel ‘unpredictable’ making it simulate an oral sex sensation even more.
  • This had been made to stimulate the natural reactions of random. unpredictable oral sex which will help you reach climax.

Sqweel 2 Disadvantages

  • It isn’t the quietest of toys.
  • Size makes it hard to use in conjunction with other toys.
  • It isn’t waterproof.
  • I’ve read online that you need a TONNE of lube handy when using this toy. Not only do you need to individually lube up all 10 of the tongues (because let’s face it, who wants dry tongues slapping their clit one after the other on repeat??).  You also have to lube up your clit itself and then reapply after every 5 or so minutes (give or take). If you’re not stingy with your lube/don’t mind having to use a lot of it, you will be fine!
  • You can’t apply much pressure at all as the wheel slows right down… this won’t be an issue for everyone though as some people don’t need pressure.

Overall, I think the concept of the Sqweel 2 is fantastic.

I  would like to see more advanced/luxury versions of it produced in the future. If you’re willing to use a lot of lube and have the time to build your way up to an orgasm, I can 100% guarantee it’ll be worth it.

After all, who doesn’t want a wheel of 10 tongues to be there to fulfill your oral sex demands when no one else will?! If you are a person who says, “I Love Oral” then this sex toy is for you!!!

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Is It An Electric Toothbrush Or Clit Annihilator?

So my first day in Adultsmart Kogarah I walked into the store and although I had been in there before I was still amazed by the sheer size of the shop!

Not to mention how many products were in there.  Anything thing you could possibly think of!  I walked around to familiarised myself with all the products in the store and I looked at all the cabinets. This is one of the products that stood out that very first day.  My first thoughts were

“Haha… that looks like my electric toothbrush”

I then thought about it some more and my initial opinion was,

“My god that would annihilate your clit!”

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Fast forward to a few weeks later and I was given this “Annihilator” to review. Reading the packaging as I do normally just to sus the whole thing out, opened the box and my first thought was still how much this thing looks like my electric toothbrush!

Due to my insane trust issues! And I mean insane! I don’t believe anything! I was reading all the quotes on the box “Join the pleasure revolution”.

Yeah right!

“60-second quickie, mind-blowing multiple orgasms”

Pfft yeah right!  Good one marketing team!

I turned this “thing” on (I refer to it as a thing because I am still sceptical at this point in time). Put the speed up and down, put it in its charger plugged it in and left it on my coffee table. I started to read the instructions and leaflet it came with. Then I came across a little orgasm challenge. Again thinking to myself how creative the marketing team at this company is!

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As I have just gotten a rather large tattoo and sat for 7.5 hours my whole body is fairly used to vibrations.  So how is this thing going to compare? And isn’t the cliché the bigger the better? This thing is tiny! My normal vibrator goes alright I don’t suppose they are much different from one to the next, but still a little curious.

This little contraption could it really be all the hype?

I always draw on my past and the fact that for over five years my body was numb from anti-depressants so everything I feel is a new experience.  After trauma your body changes, your nerves and sensations change as well as your emotions, things don’t feel the same as before.

And as for being “turned on” forget that!

You don’t even have saliva let alone anything else! It takes a long time for your body to start doing “its thing” and acting somewhat normal with normal bodily functions and reactions! So, as you can imagine when my body decided to produce saliva again I woke up thinking I was drowning, and as such the rest of my body followed suit.

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Where Does The Zumio Fit Into All Of This?

If you noticed I have now called it by its name! Why? Because it is a little annihilator!

This little, compact, slimline, concentrated annihilator just woke up my entire body in less than thirty seconds! “Go hard or go home” well this Zumio definitely knows the definition of that! Wow, that’s all I can begin to say! It awakens all your pleasure zones and with some teasing, you drip!

I mean your whole body is on a whole new level, every slight vibration is intense and powerful. It’s tailored to explore and that you can do with all the pleasures in the world with only your imagination as your weakness.

Apart from the weakness in your legs if you try to stand up too quickly.

Going Back to Basics

Now when you read the box and the website it explains how and why this product was made and it’s definitely going back to basics. It’s also invented by women, I am not one to bag out the opposite sex and their ability to design vibrators for women.

I mean I will proudly admit I can’t make decisions to save my life, let alone pick my favourite sex toy!

But right now, the Zumio is my front runner!

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Reason Why This Annihilator Is So Perfect

The reason why this annihilator is so perfect is that it has localised nerve stimulation massages, with very efficient energy transfer.  Which is why the Zumio feels so intense! It is isolated and concentrated and you have perfect control to each individual area you are exploring.

Zumio was designed to automate the tried and tested true circular fingertip motion.  During manual clitoral masturbation for women instinctively randomly change finger pressure, slow down, speed up and move their finger location as they need to increase arousal.

Zumio’s unique

It’s tip and stylus simulates the same natural fingertip motion and allows users to dynamically go from high speed and intensity down to low speed and intensity by simply applying varying pressure to the tip.

This is because like a clutch in a car it disengages the transmission even though the motor is running.  Zumio’s patented motor clutch drive system enables you to control Zumio’s intensity manually just by applying pressure. This means there is no need to touch a control and it becomes a much more manual approach.

Zumio also is made from medical grade silicone/abs plastics.

It’s washable, waterproof and durable! The handle doesn’t vibrate unlike most vibrators so it is quiet! The charging dock is very simple to use and basically a plug and play method.

So really this machine is up to your own imagination and pleasure zones.  Where this excitement takes you it is tailored to your imagination and your willingness to explore!

Where’s your Zumio journey going to take you?

Go hard or go home!

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