Rockbox 2! Noisiest Sex Toy In The World?

You have probably looked at the picture of the Rockbox 2 and thought we were using gardening machines as sex toys! Rockbox 2 isn’t your normal sex toy. But on the other hand, I figure I am not your normal type of person either.

It takes a particularly strong vibrator to make it into my top picks drawer. So when I find a sex toy that runs off the mains and resembles a modern sander, I’m breaking into my happy pants and smiling.

Please Note:  This sex machine was discontinued in 2015.  It was popular due to its power but the noise could be heard from the neighbors house.

Rockbox 2, the World’s Most Intense Vibrator

It wasn’t simply the guarantee of force that attracted me. Rockbox accompanies highlights like the pin-point tip connection. Which could give the kind of excitement lacking from numerous different mains controlled sex toys. This was one highlight I couldn’t bear not to try.

Rockbox 2 is a unisex vibrator.

Suitable for using on outside erogenous zones.  Best thing about Rockbox 2, with its 5000RPM engine, is most likely the world’s most intense vibrator, being “3x more effective than a wand”.

Not at all like wand vibrators, the Rockbox 2 accompanies two swap-able attachments. A”female” version is pink and resembles a pointed tongue. This connection gives a lot more pressure points for clitoral stimulation. Its pink tongue is meant to flick back and forth mimicking the motion of a real tongue during oral sex.

A “male” rendition is dark and resembles a level, undulated cushion. This connection is intended to deliver a wide, yet invigorating sensations.

Obviously, either connection can be used by any sex.  It’s simply a question of figuring out which one delivers the most agreeable sensations for you.

Materials

Both connections are made out of TPE, which is by and large thought to be phthalates free. A drawback is that it is more permeable than silicone, making it harder to disinfect and clean.  State of these connections additionally make it hard to use with a condom. So I suggest that should you never allow the Rockbox 2 to be shared with others to make sure that you are safe.

These waterproof connections cut on and slide off the primary unit effortlessly. Which implies you can take them apart from the principle unit for cleaning separately.

This sex toy is good for use if your in a long term relationship with a partner that you trust.

 

Charging the Rockbox

Rockbox 2 accompanies a staggeringly long mains cable that plugs straight into your power point like sex machines. You might want to call up your local energy provider for some discounts soon.

This power cord beast measures 234 inches (very nearly 6 meters) long and is the longest cable I have seen on a sex toy yet. Unless you live in a gigantic manor. And have no additional power points in the room you need to jerk off in, you should have no issue with this cable length.

Rockbox 2 is on the louder side of sex toys.

It would suit someone living at home by themselves. If you are using this sex toy, you can use some music to cushion the sound level.  It is best to come into Adult Lifestyle Cenre Kogarah to test this sex toy out, to feel and see how it works for yourself.

Flexible Pleasure

Rockbox delivers seriously pleasant sensations for all genders, making it an extremely flexible sex toy. It took both myself and my lover to climax in record time. But you need to put a bit of effort in it to maximize your novelty encounters with it. As getting used of it can take some skill.

It is going to make your arms ache as it is quite heavy and the massive vibrations act to numb your hands or whatever else you are using to hold onto it.

Lets face it is the most powerful sex toy vibrator on the planet and feels like it too. So if you are after a toy that will give you sledgehammer vibrations, you have found it here.

Final Thoughts

RockBox 2 is a great sex machine when you want to come and come quick.

It is not a dainty sex toy that you can have a drawn out masturbation session. But it stays ready for times when I need a snappy yet effective orgasm. Rockbox 2 without a doubt has a spot in our sex toy drawer as a powerful sex toy. It gets a five star rating from me.

I do not recommend this toy for beginners or those that like a gentle mastubatory experience.

World’s Worst Sex Toy! SnorkelO.

SceamingO SnorkelO.

Once you have seen it, you kind of will never forget it. For a woman it could be deemed offensive as it insinuates that the smell down there is less than desirous requiring basically a nose peg to tolerate it.

Although clearly marked as a novelty product it is sold as a ‘sex aid’. But who the hell would put it on before or during sex beats me.  If someone was to put it on I am not sure if their partner would die laughing or call the local mental hospital to collect a new patient.

Believe it or not these things sold before being taken off the market.

Bizarre and Impractical 

It has to be one of the most bizarre and impractical sex toys anyone has ever seen in an adult sex toy shop.

Is the sex toy useful as a snorkel or a men’s sex toy?

It has even been seen as a female glow in the dark sex toy.   I’m almost certain you were intended to simply be amused by the fact that the ScreamingO SnorkelO exists.  Can probably make an extremely funny gift for a bridesmaids or bachelors party.

Yet, I hate the SceamingO SnorkelO so much.

Has anyone really needed a snorkel for oral sex?

Manufacturer product description for this SceamingO SnorkelO as stated to be like this.

“Go down and stay down with the Screaming O SnorkelO, a compact mini vibe with a Breathe Easy Air Flow System for uninterrupted oral sex. This clever novelty makes it easy to maintain your cunning linguist status without skipping a beat and keep her satisfied for as long as she needs! Simply place the SnorkelO under the nose with the Easy Breathe Air Flow tubes positioned in each nostril and take a deep breath through the nose to see how it feels. Once it’s comfortably in place, wrap the strap around your head and cinch together to adjust the fit.

And for an extra-sensual experience, switch on the mini motor and enhance her sensation with powerful vibration that will help her reach orgasm faster and easier. The SnorkelO vibrates for more than 30 minutes and gives you the tools to suit up and stay prepared for every deep muff-dive adventure!”

ScreamingO are famous for their cock rings and novelty products.

All that are body safe or in this case, beaver safe. It’s basically a tiny  silicone nose device with two air tubes. Attached to a plastic cord that you tie around your head to fit.

You place it under your nose with the 2 breathe easy tubes in each nostril, once it is comfortable and you can breathe easily, its ready to tie.

It’s a novel idea and means you don’t have to keep coming up for air.

Would you like to know why it’s Not Worth Buying? 

You can give somebody stunning head without a snorkel.

People have been doing it forever, maybe even since the dawn of time. You are permitted to inhale and take rest amid sex. Your lover is going to stop you from breathing amidst oral sex which is 100% true!

Why change something that has already been working, our noses aren’t going to stop breathing.

• It gives a mild discomfort to your fingers

When attempting to adjust the tubes to fit your head. So it not only has almost no purpose. But is uncomfortable to fit onto a person, let alone your own face.

• Crappy-ass dispensable vibrator may not work after a period of time!

Since you can’t change the batteries once the batteries are empty they will no longer work as the batteries can not be replaced.

• No trying before buying

Fore hygienic reasons, it is bundled in a manner that it can’t be tried before you purchase it. You can’t open it to test to make sure it meets expectations without crushing the packaging.

• Expendable vibrator provides for you only 30 minutes of delight

Oral sex cant last anywhere between 5 minutes to a whole hour. Depending on how much you and your partner are dedicate to the oral sex.

• More Plastic for Landfill

On the off chance that it works.  And although that is it in spite of the fact that to be reasonable it has an extremely modest retail cost. But that isn’t the most exceedingly terrible offense in the world yet it will be a ton of plastic refuse topping off the landfill little more than half an hour. Surely not a sex toy that has nature as a top priority.

• Have you even had a vibrator buzzing under your nose?

It doesn’t sound satisfying does it and it is definitely ford not feel good for the wearer. Vibration would hit your nose directly. Although the buzzing on the nose of the  person wearing it, would be rather distracting I would have thought.

Although it is designed for the female pleasure at mind it can be a little bit touch to use because not every body is made the same. As an alternative method a women can buy herself a bullet vibrator. So that when she would like the vibrations to feel good whilst your performing oral you can place it on the body spots that will make her feel good.

It does have an on off switch at the side of the nostril,  so it is optional anyway.

• Will NOT make you an expert

Claims that this will make you an “Expert” at muff diving. No fucking idiotic snorkel will do that.  Muff plunging is a craftsmanship that no snorkel will show you, you can definitely perform oral sex easily and breathe without it.

What a bizarre sex toy this SceamingO SnorkelO is.

I wonder if anyone will really buy it for its supposed intended purpose? It turns out though some people do.

What I thought was just a joke gift for bachelor parties, is apparently, according to one girl I met, the answer to a massive problem that exists.  She was so attracted of the SceamingO SnorkelO she had to take a picture of it and send it to all her friends.

So I have done a complete 180

And I am now utterly convinced of this little device and its merits. This young lady though, genuinely had found the product that assists her.

She said that in her relationship, constantly thinking about breathing, when giving oral sex to her girlfriend was a real passion killer.  Couldn’t really let go of her thoughts and enjoy her partner’s pleasure.  Her girl friend was not fond of the breaks in rhythm  when receiving either.

This toy solves both those problems. She also explained it would be an absolute  godsend when going down on big girls. Which she had a particular penchant for.

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