Review: Satisfyer Pro Deluxe

Satisfyer Pro Deluxe Sex Toy Image

It has happened again, a sex toy that I greatly admire has bought out an improved version that is so perfect I actually need to have one right now. It is such a marvelous thing when a sex toy company really listens to valued customer feedback and then acts on it successfully. The amazing thing is that they made the improvements so quickly. Of course this is really annoying for people who purchased the original unless of course the differences actually turn this into a different sex toy. For me that is exactly what has happened with the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe. The truly unbelievable thing is that the new and improved version of the Satisfyer Pro 2 is actually cheaper than the original.

The Satisfyer Pro, in case you are unaware is part of a newer style of suction based sex toys. It is a clitoral stimulator that you position directly over the clitoris and it creates the unique sensation of a slight vacuum of lapping air. I think this technology makes for the most convincing oral sex like experience you can possible get from something that isn’t human. Lots of companies have tried in vain to achieve a realistic oral experience for girls. They ranged from the downright ridiculous, lube gobbling, multi tongued contraption that is the Squeel, to the overpriced, under designed, Lelo Ora.   This new technology is a game changer. And a whopping one for those that find the artificial feel of a vibrator off putting. It is so different to anything else you will ever try.

If you like suckling sensations on your clit or a gentle pitter patter tapping you are going to love it.

Firstly let me tell you what was wrong with the original Satisfyer Pro 2, in short, it was the look of it, the sound of it , and the feel of it. So why did it impress me so much you are asking yourself. Well let me tell you about the new one and it will make sense.

The Satisfyer Pro Deluxe comes in a small white box with a picture of the product on, it isn’t a box you could use for long term storage and there is no bag with the toy. It is the shape and size of an ergonomic computer mouse and has the small, oval, body safe silicone soft ‘mouth” indent that you hold over your clit. It is a champagne rose gold plastic.  The original Satisfyer Pro 2 looked a bit like a doll’s hair dryer. It was a kind of copper rose gold, which is a colour that is quite on trend at the moment but within a year could look very cheap and dated. The colour and design of the new Deluxe are far more classic and stylish.  The toy is charged with a magnetic charger and is wireless and extremely easy to use. The LED light blinks when it is charging and the first time charge will take around 8 hours. I couldn’t find any information on how much playtime you get, but I own the original Satisfyer Pro 2 and have not yet had to recharge it. I have used it multiple times.

Satisfyer Pro Deluxe Sex Toy Image
Sex Toy: Satisfyer Pro Deluxe


To use it you simply snuggle it under the labia gently and directly over the clit, you can use lube if you like but the toy almost hovers rather than directly contacts, so it isn’t a necessity. There is one well-placed button that you hold down for a couple of seconds to start it and with each additional press the sensation intensifies. There are 11 intensities.

When you turned on the original, not only did it look like a hair dryer, it sounded like one. There is no way you could sneak a use of that thing it was really off putting, so much so that I could only use it in the bath. Thankfully both the old and new Satisfyer are completely waterproof, not just splash proof like some sex toys. You can actually submerge it.

The Satisfyer Pro Deluxe is so much quieter, 90% quieter in fact.  With the old model it wasn’t a surprise that it was noisy because it was so incredibly powerful. This is where the original toy fell far short for me. I couldn’t tell the difference between setting 1 and 11. Both were akin to attaching a Dyson to your nether regions. Marvelous for power queens, but just too much for the average user. The sensation was so unique and perfect though I couldn’t stop going in for another try. It never got me to orgasm though because it was just too overwhelming. The sensation did make me more than smile though, although my clit did have to leave the room for a while to calm down. It also made me tell anyone who would listen that if they were the type who could handle the power then it was the business.

So it was to my sheer delight and wonderment, that when I turned on the new deluxe version and popped my index finger on the mouth of the toy I heard but a gentle hum and felt the soft beating of angel’s wings. I just knew my clit would no longer have to struggle against a whirlpool in the Atlantic Ocean, it would be happily lazing on the beach with the waves gently lapping at its toes. (Just to make it clear, my clit doesn’t have toes, but I couldn’t think of a better way to finish the metaphor). Yes the first two settings on the Deluxe are absolutely perfect for me. They really are comparable to a real life muff diving experience. There is a bit of a jump from setting 3 up to the next levels, all of which are pretty intense and it does get a bit noisier but it is only like your average vibrator.

This isn’t a oral sex toy everyone is going to love. I do.  If you wanted a Womaniser but couldn’t afford it, get this.  It is better and looks less like it has fallen out of Dolly Parton’s handbag. If you had the old Satisfyer but it was a bit too full on then get this. The changes they have made really do justify a repeat purchase.

What else is left to say about the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe? The suction head is removable so it is really easy to clean, and hygienic enough to share. If you have yet to try this type of vibrator, then I think this is the best toy of the bunch. This comes highly highly recommended.


About the Author: Emily is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres



Review: Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage

Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage Sex Toy Image

The Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage is a mens masturbator specifically made for oral sex. It feels like jello with a silky satin texture that is made from the patented material called the “Real-Feel Super Skin“. The  Real-Feel Super Skin has been made to feel as closely as possible to the act of sexual intercourse. The rounded bumps within it are made so men can experience textural sexual satisfaction when masturbating. There are two holes you can use for penetration but both of them offer the same feeling. The sex toy is also 100% body safe as it is made from non-toxic material that is phthalate free.The product dimensions are 3 x 3 x 4.5 inches.

You will need to use a lot of water based lubricant or use a high quality sex toy friendly lubricant like SuperSlyde where you will barely need to reapply it. Due to the lubricant creating a light sexual suction, it can be a little bit noisy but who really cares when you are having that much fun. This sex toy is amazing especially if you are looking to really spice up your sex life or if you would like to experience what it is like to use an affordable, travel friendly, discrete fleshlight for the first time.

Putting on a show during mutual masturbation is a lot of fun especially when you use the Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage. Allow your lover complete control over the sex toy and you will be able to experience complete pleasure without any fear of someone’s hand slipping and they won’t get tired from jerking you off. You are able two twist the Fleshlight in a circular motion for a unique experience.

Take over the Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage and put on a show. Use your body by pelvicly thrusting into the masturbator almost as if you are having sex or use your hand for maximum control. It is not like the other fleshlight’s because it is made from clear plastic allowing you to see the motion of your erect shaft as it is being use as you pump back and forth.

Your erection will become the biggest it will possibly be. As you push it into your body completely the silicone edges will mould to your body shape. The masturbator will not hurt you so you can use it as hard, as soft or as quickly as you would like to. When your erection pushes through the end, your foreskin will be pushed back completely, your tip will look almost like a mushroom putting on a display for your lover to see.


Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage Sex Toy Image
Sex Toy: Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage


One of the best blow jobs, is when someone wraps their hand around the base of the erect shaft and jerks you with the movements of their mouth. Rather than using your hand, replace it with the Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage. Not only will it take up more space than a hand, you can place your mouth as far down as you need to or relax comfortably on the tip of the penis. It is not everyday a person will feel like they are having penetrative sex but receiving a blow job at the exact same time. For extra fun you can slip it off and give a blow job, but when you get super tired or just can’t be bothered slip it back on and they won’t know the difference. It is the ultimate sex toy for giving effortless blow jobs.

Once you have mutually masturbated or had some serious foreplay, you can begin to have sex. If you want to make sex more interesting, you can do different sex positions. Once you need a break or get tired, switch sex up and use a sex toys to masturbate with. Complete the job with the Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage, when you are getting closer to the peak of orgasm it is recommended to masturbate with your hand and cum where you want to. This is because the tip of your penis may be to sensitive to experience to much pleasurable sensations.

It is messier than using a regular Fleshlight as the Quickshot has two openings rather than one this means there is nothing to capture the semen. Though clean up is a breeze, you can take the sleeve out of the plastic casing, turn it inside out for a full clean. Or you can simply run it under some soapy water whilst it is in the plastic case and the lubricant will run right off. To be extra hygienic, you can invest in anti-bacterial spray since the material is porous you can get a complete clean. It is easily stored away with dust getting on it, place it back in the clear plastic container so that is ready for next time.

I highly recommend the Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage especially if your a beginner or would like to experience a fleshlight for the first time. It will open your eyes to a whole new world of pleasurable orgasms.

Mardi Gras Events 2017

Sydney Mardi Gras Photo

I have never been to the Mardi Gras in Sydney, Australia but this year will be my first year that I am going! I had a look online to find out the day it would begin and found out it’s just around the corner. The celebrations for the LGBTQI community would begin on the 17th of February till the 5th of March with over 80 amazing functions. That is two whole week of celebrations before the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade 2017 which will begin on the 4th of March. Here is a list of just some of these amazing events:

Sydney Mardi Gras Photo
Photo: Sydney Mardi Gras
  • Mardi Gras FAIR DAY 2017: Mardi Gras fair day is first even that come on Sunday, February 19, 2017 and starts at 10 am till 8 pm at Bicentennial Park in Glebe. Fair day is one of the most-loved events in Sydney and attracts over than 80000 people. Also, you can enjoy all the entertainment such as dance at the lounge all day, the different selection of international cuisine while perusing wares from local community vendors and learning more stuff about LGBT community.
  • Koori Gras Exhibition: Koori Gras Exhibition falls on 21st of February 2017 to 26th February 2017 located at 107 Redfern Street in Redfern from 11.00am – 7.00pm. The exhibition is about shared stories and history nationwide for the first gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, sistergirl, brotherboy, intersex and queer community from their partners and families views.
  • Queer Warhol: Queer Warhol at Art Gallery of New South Wales Art Gallery falls on 25th February 2017 from 1:00pm ti 3:00pm.
  • EqualiTea Party: EqualiTea Party is a tea party brewing with ideas as the 2017 theme of equality gets poured through the tea strainer of discussion. It falls on the 26th of February 2017 at the Art Gallery of New South Wales from 1 pm till 3pm.
  • Mardi Gras Pool Party: Mardi Gras Pool Party is one of the luxuries poolside venues every year for Mardi Gras. Falls on 27th of February from 2pm till 11pm at the Ivy Pool Club, George Street, Sydney. It has secret enclave of extravagance. It features gently swaying palm trees, private cabanas, high-end cocktails and pool side DJs, the Pool Club is the zenith of summertime glamour. Sexy lifeguards watch on you, I mean what more can you ask for. Unfortunately, all tickets have been sold out maybe next year guys.
  • Queer Art After Hours: Queer Art After Hours falls on 1st of March 2017 at Art Gallery of New South Wales from 6pm till 9pm. It is a celebration of Mardi Gras that is a free event with a bar and pop performance.
  • DIAMOND CLUB: Diamond Club falls on 4th of March 2017 at Taylor Square 195 Oxford St Darlinghurst from 6pm till 11.30pm. It makes Mardi Gras perfect with raised platforms plus access to a private bar, gourmet food, private bathrooms and party. There are DJs and no bustling crowds without stress. What else can you ask for?
  • Parade Sideshow: Parade Sideshow falls on Saturday, March 4, 2017 at Flinders St Darlinghurst NSW 2010 from 7pm till 11.30pm. Go to the Parade Sideshow If you are after good time and some of the most entertaining shows in the world. Rock up with you tickets to get access to bars, great food stalls, lives screens, bathrooms and seats so you won’t miss a moment of the action.
  • Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade 2017: Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade 2017 falls on Saturday, March the 4th at Oxford Street and Flinders Street Darlinghurst, NSW from 7pm till 11.30 pm. A lot of people from Australia and around the world to celebrate with pride. It brings the city to standstill with hundreds and thousands of people lining the streets in support of equality, pride with dazzling spectacle of sparkles and self-expression.
  • 2017 Mardi Gras Party: Mardi Gras Party is the biggest out of all the events with more than 12000 party goers from all the around the world will be there. From all the walks of life and all the world gathered to celebrate the acceptance and freedom of the LGBTQI. It falls on Sat, Mar 4, 2017 and Sun, Mar 5, 2017 at the Hordern Pavilion (Playbill Venues) Lang Road Moore Park, NSW, 2021 at 10pm till 8am. Don’t miss this event to party all night.
  • LANEWAY: Laneway is a farewell for Mardi Gras and falls after the big day (pride) Sunday Mar 5, 2017 2:00pm until Monday, Mar 6, 2017 1:00am at The Beresford Hotel 354 Bourke Street Surry Hills. Enjoy the live music, pop up drag shows, world class DJs and a diva. Also, powerhouse vocalist Peyton is visiting from Ibiza and Victorira Anthony, Haylenise and Amanda Louise is going to be the DJ.

Come on guys what are you waiting for, book you ticket ASAP and join us to celebrates and party all night long with us at the Mardi Gras Sydney Australia. Remember to have fun, stay safe and grab some sex toys.


About the Author: Majd is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

Review: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Turquoise Photo

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is a rechargeable sex toy made for All-Over Massage, Clitoral, G-Spot and Anal stimulation. The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager has been new to our Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres for around two to three weeks now, so I wanted to have a look to see what it was about. I have to favourite bullets that include the We-Vibe Tango and the NU Sensuelle Bullet already but this clitoral sex toy is already my new favourite bullet to recommend to anyone looking for a perfect, all-rounder!

This bullet vibrator is beautiful little piece of perfectness is only priced at $90 and has so much going on for it for such a small price. With its powerful 3 speeds and a generous amount of 17 patterns to choose from, how could you possibly be unhappy with 20 different modes? It has the vastest amount of pattern’s I have seen so far in a bullet vibrator. It is a great idea to have an enormous assortment of patterns so you will never get bored and each orgasm will be a different experience from the other.

My favourite thing about the sex toy is that it has a one push button to change the settings placed on a small knob at the end of the sex toy. The small knob gives people the option to insert it without having to worry about losing it. Most of the bullets available currently don’t have this feature. This means the majority of bullet vibrators can only be used for clitoral stimulation. The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager can be used for G-Spot and Anal play. Due to hygiene, if you are going to use this sex toy for anal stimulation, please remember to make sure you clean it thoroughly before switching positions.

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager Image
Sex Toy: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager


The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager’s silicone coating is 100% medical grade, body safe, phthalate free, odourless and ABS plastic free. No plastic is used in this device at all. It has been specifically made to be hypoallergenic and people with allergies. You don’t have to worry about it harming your body with any type of toxins. To top that off, it feels silky, smooth, gentle and soft on the skin. It is surprisingly super flexible which would make it very easy for you to find your G-Spot when you are using it for penetrative stimulation. You don’t have to worry about how much pressure you apply during masturbation.

And guess what? FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager is 100% waterproof! We all know I love my bathroom or shower play so I might possibly be in love with this sex toy. When you are masturbating in the shower or bath, you don’t have to worry about frying your bullet. It’s fully water submersible and that also makes it a lot less stressful when you are cleaning! As I always say when the sex toy is waterproof, please be super careful when using it in the shower, don’t get too excited and lose your balance. We have plenty of safe shower sex products in Adult Smart Online and Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres. For safer masturbation, I recommend purchasing one of the Sportsheet’s Suction Handles. Suction handles are a good idea if you find yourself slipping in the shower, better safe than sorry!

It is USB rechargeable and already comes fully charged! You are able to use it straight away without any fuss. Play with it to your hearts content until it has no power left. Once it needs to be recharged, the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager uses a USB charging pin that is inserted to a tiny charging hole. It also allows the product to stand up for safe storage. It only takes 60 minutes and you’ll have another fun 90 minutes of play till you have to plug it back in again. Since no batteries are rumbling around inside, it is super quiet to keep masturbation discrete as possible.

I am definitely a huge fan of this little light weight bullet, it is full of surprises and sexual pleasure. It is 10.9cm in length and 2.3cm in width which is made to fit into the palm of your hand. The colour options which are pink, purple and turquoise. The turquoise coloured one is my favourite as it has a pink button to.  My rating overall is 10/10. I would recommend this sex toy whether you’re a beginner or a sex toy expert! If the power is to strong, you can definitely use a piece of material to calm it down! It is compatible with water based lubricant. There is also a 1 year warranty to ensure FemmeFun provide you with a quality product.

Enjoy, stay safe and most of all, may you find the best sex toy imaginable!

About the Author: Elliana is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres






Review: Sensuva Warming Edible Gel and Throat Relaxing Spray

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I am reviewing two of our recent additions to our Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres sex toy shops in the oral sex department including Sensuva’s Sizzle Lips Warming Edible Gel which is a flavoured lubricant and the Sensuva’s Deeply Love You which is a throat relaxing spray.

I am normally exclusively a salted caramel lubricant girl but I have been really impressed by these products and they have been selling really well in our Penrith store, even though they don’t come in salted caramel flavour (*tear*). Sensuva Deeply Love You comes in three flavours – Cinnamon, Chocolate Mint and Buttered Rum. There have been deep throat sprays for oral sex on the market for a long time. They numb and relax the area to avoid gagging and make the experience of giving head more relaxed. What I like about these ones is that they are more attractively marketed and packaged than the usual and I really like the chocolate mint flavour. I have not tried them in person whilst actually doing the deed but I have sampled our testers in store to get an idea of what customers should expect.

Steps To Use The Relaxing Spray:

  1. Shake the bottle first.
  2. Open your mouth wide.
  3. Uncap the bottle.
  4. Spray the liquid towards the back of your throat.
  5. Keep your head tilted slightly upwards.

The reason I say “Keep your head tilted slight upwards” is that when I tried it, it was during a slow period at work and with no customers in the store I thought it would be a good opportunity to try it out without too much embarrassment if it somehow went wrong. So I sprayed it in my mouth and the slight shock of the strength and flavour distracted me. I was sort of looking downwards, opening and closing my mouth just getting used to the sensation when the buzzer went off to let me know customers were coming in to the shop, and I jerked my head up, not realising that the spray had made me salivate a bit more than usual and a wonderfully dignified drool is what happened next as my head came up, of course, just as I was about to try and greet customers. Please learn from my shame and don’t make the same mistake at home – unless of course some unexpected drooling is going to enhance the scene (and who am I to judge?)


Sensuva Deeply Love You Image
Image: Sensuva Deeply Love You – Throat Relaxing Spray


Ok, so that was a slightly shaming experience, BUT it goes to show that this would be a great product for oral sex as the numbing effect is definitely for real, and the extra saliva will only add to how great it feels for the recipient. It’s also a funny story to re-enact when I’m drunk, so there’s that.

Flavour-wise, I found both the Cinnamon and Buttered Rum to be less than thoroughly delightful, but they’re not bad enough to not use the product. Chocolate Mint on the other hand was really quite tasty. Just be warned, all the flavours taste quite strong initially.

The numbing effect happens pretty quickly, and seems to last between 10 mins and half an hour. Most of the effect had gone for me after about 15-20 mins from one squirt of the stuff, but it took about half an hour before it was 100% gone. Which is pretty ideal really for the purposes. If oral is going continuously for longer than that you’re probably going to have a pretty sore jaw. And you can always re-apply if you want a stupendously long session.

Next on to the Sizzle Lips, it comes in three flavours – Caramel Apple (slight favourite, it is caramel after all). Strawberry and Hot Buttered Rum. Now these three flavours are all major winners in my book. Super, super tasty. Even though I wasn’t keen on the Rum flavour in their deep throat spray, in the lubricant it’s delicious. Quite probably it’s just hard to find a flavour that can overcome the numbing agents in the spray. But yes, the lube, Oh My God yes. Not only are the flavours fantastic, there is a slight warming effect too. I wasn’t sure how fantastic that would be in my mouth but it was actually incredible. The whole thing is like eating the most mouth-watering desert, and I can only imagine how fantastic it would be in the bedroom. Warming lubes increase arousal and pleasure when used in intimate areas and one which is tasty as hell gets two very enthusiastic thumbs up from me. High. Quality.

Sizzle Lips are water based lubes so they are safe to use with toys, although I would avoid getting them inside your vagina as flavoured lubes can sometimes provoke thrush. Best to save them for oral and you can always use a wet wipe such as Wet Stuff Swipes, which is safe to use on intimate areas, to get off any residue if you move from oral to penetration in the one session. These lubes also contain glycerine (from vegetables) and tea tree oil, so if you are sensitive to these products just be aware and if necessary avoid them.


About the Author: Jade is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres






13 Reasons To Masturbate at Work

Business Man in Suit Photo

A masturbation survey by Time Out New York found that 39% of male and female employees were masturbating in their company’s toilets. It has been admitted that no matter a person’s sexual orientation whether they are Straight, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer or Questioning or Intersex they have burped the banana or flicked the bean in their spare bathroom time in the office. A survey in 2012 by Glamour Magazine found that 31% of males had masturbated at work.

The humiliation linked to cranking the shank has been slowly becoming destigmatised and masturbation has been added to a healthy person’s lifestyle. Some people, have been noted to say “Masturbation makes me feel restored and makes me feel happier during the day. It fuels me with more incentive to work”. Another person said “Masturbation makes me feel relieved and is the climax of my day”. A woman stated “I’m just sexually frustrated with a higher sex drive than most people, I just need to release my built up tension.”. Masturbation means something different to everybody. Everyone feels a different benefit from masturbation.


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Photo: Business Women


There are many reason why masturbating at work is beneficial. Masturbation benefits include:

  1. Boosts endorphins which allows the release of a stress hormone into the body activating the body’s reward circuits. In turn, people who masturbate tend to be happier with an improved personality disposition. People also experience higher levels of satisfaction.
  2. When people engage in self-pleasure they can learn to feel good about their body image, self-confidence and self-awareness.
  3. Masturbation also produces natural pain killer named “oxytocin” to relieve general pain like headaches, muscle pain or body pain.
  4. Masturbation relieves sexual tension making you feel more relaxed.
  5. People who are in a relationship or who are not can relieve their sexual tensions by themselves without the potential risk of sexual transmitted infections.
  6. Due to the type of exercise you partake in while you masturbate, it can help improve your muscular tone in your genitals and pelvic floor muscles. For men this can help them maintain an erection, and assist with erectile dysfunction or incontinence. Men will also be able to gain more control over their erect penis during intercourse.
  7. Mutual masturbation can improve relationships.
  8. Masturbation can help aid in sleeping problems.
  9. Masturbation is known to help your immune system due to the increased levels of cortisol production. Minor amounts of cortisol can regulate your immunity.
  10. Through daily masturbation, people can train their bodies into when they would like to orgasm.
  11. When men masturbate and then ejaculate, it releases built up toxins which lowers their risk of prostate cancer.
  12. Masturbation helps you figure out what you love in bed. Once you understand what pleasures you, you can let your sexual partner know the best methods on how to please you.
  13. Masturbation can get your blood moving throughout your body

Mark Sergeant a psychologist from Nottingham Trent University proposes the workforce employees can have a “Masturbation Break” as a workplace incentive for completing their daily tasks or job outcomes. Mark Sergeant said:

“It would be very effective at work and a great way to relieve tension and stress”

Dr Cliff Arnall a life coach stated:

“I would expect a masturbation policy to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling. Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus.”

Dr Arnall said that if people were to take masturbation breaks, they should be motivated by desire and not to contemplate about the people they work with. Thinking about work colleagues could potentially make their brain function slow down when they are working. He suggested that the Masturbation breaks be inspired by releasing the day’s stresses. Mark Sergeant added:

“Introducing any form of sexual behaviour to a workplace could be seen as a slippery slope that makes people think that other forms of sexual behaviour, such as those linked to harassment, are more acceptable”.

In New York Hot Octopuss a sex toy company placed out some “Masturbation Booths” for the public to have unrestricted access to release their sexual frustrations to be more productive during the day. People reacted without stigma and questioned why the Masturbation Booths were there. The booths advertised Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo and Pulse II Duo a hands free male masturbators that are made with medical grade technology. Sex toy technology has made masturbation easier to accomplish.

Adult Smart recommends buying a smaller sized sex toy like a We-Vibe Tango or Nu Sensuelle Bullet for clitoral pinpoint stimulation. If the sex toy is smaller sized you can take it into the bathroom in your pocket or bag without anyone seeing.


About the Author: Article Idea from Belinda a manager of the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres




Why We Love Glass Dildos

Crystal Celestial Dream Pink Glass Dildo

Glass Dildos were once a scary sex toy for me. I thought Glass Dildos looked nice however my sex fantasies about having a glass dildo shatter inside of me, deterred me away from owning one. I’ve heard a couple of customers coming into the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres with similar fears around using glass sex toys and I don’t know where these fears came from. There is nothing to fear, actually there is more to look forward to with these amazing sex toys! It wasn’t until a partner brought one out and I got to experience it that I had an instant appreciation and love of glass toys and now recommend them to anyone and everyone that will listen!! I’ve come up with a list of why every women should own a glass dildo masterpiece and hope it urges all of you reading this to get to buying one ASAP. You will not regret it!!

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Photo: We Love Glass Dildos – Icicles No 07 Box


Reasons Why We Love Glass Dildos:

  • Glass Dildos Can Easily Penetrate: Glass glides unbelievably well. This means easier penetration when moving in and out of the body. I have found some other materials can be a bit grabby and not as comfortable to move. Only a touch of lubricant, if any at all, is needed when playing with a glass dildo as glass is nonporous and will not absorb anything.
  • Glass Dildos are Easy to Clean: As mentioned above, glass is nonporous hence doesn’t pick up any nasty bacteria and only requires a good rinse with soap and water in between uses. I’d recommend glass as a safer option than other materials when it comes to using with multiple partners. They can even go in the dishwasher (I don’t think many people feel good about putting in a dildo with their dishers but the option is there).
  • Glass Dildos Adjusts to Temperature: I love how glass dildos warm up when used internally. You can also put into an icy bucket or under hot water prior to use for different sensations. As with any glass, it is not recommended to go from extreme hot too cold as this can cause breakage.
  • Glass Dildos Stimulates Sex Spots Easily: The density of glass means it can hit the right spots quite firmly which I love. For those who are looking for more intense G-Spot stimulation, I highly recommend glass dildos. It is much easier to achieve female ejaculation (or squirting as it’s commonly known) with these toys.
  • There are Various Types of Glass Dildos: They come in so many colours, shapes, sizes and patterns. I love the look of glass dildos, they are really elegant and classy, nice enough to put on display (if you don’t mind questions that is). There is definitely a glass dildo out there to appeal to every persons taste and everybody.
  • Glass Dildos Do Not Deteriorate: For something that has the potential to last forever, glass sex toys are a very affordable sexual investment in the long run!
  • Glass Dildos have Affordable Price Tags: Starting from $20, there are so many options to choose from in store and online.
  • Most People Are Not Allergic to Glass Dildos: Glass is not a porous substance so no harmful bacteria, germs or dirt can get trapped in it’s surface. This mean’s that Glass Dildos are hypoallergenic. If you have a tendency to become allergic to other materials it would be worth it giving a Glass Dildos a try.
  • You Can Add Penis Sleeves onto the Glass Dildo: Adding a Penis Sleeve means you can always change the texture and feeling of the Glass Dildo but it will hold onto your favourite shapes and curves of your sex toy.

What to Keep In Mind Whilst Using Glass Dildos:

  • Don’t drop glass sex toys onto hard surfaces as they may shatter
  • Don’t expose glass sex toys to extreme temperature changes. For example, don’t place a cold Glass Dildo directly under extremely hot water.
  • Keep your glass sex toy within your padded or satin bag. Keeping it separated from other sex toys will ensure that it won’t scratch against other product’s.

I also highly recommend ceramic and steel sex toys for many of the same reasons listed above. Check out or the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres and see which sex toy tickles you fancy. As with anything made of glass, it is important that particular attention is made when storing and caring for these dildos. They are more easily broken than other materials so if dropped or damaged, should not be used. Most glass dildos bought online at Adult Smart and in the Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres come with a soft velvet pouch which can offer some protection against damage. When treated with care, these toys can last forever which means there will be plenty of pleasure filled days ahead of you. We Love Glass Dildos!


About the Author: Stephanie is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres




Food that Affect Sex Drive

Chocolate Dipped Strawberry Photo

The link between the foods we eat and our sex drive isn’t just wishful thinking. You can improve your sex drive with just the foods you eat. At the same time, some foods are also libido-killers. Here are just a few foods that can put a sizzle in your sex life, and some foods that are ultimately like applying water to that fire.

  1. Strawberries – Strawberries are sexy. You can feed them to your lover and even dip them in chocolate to make the strawberry eating experience even better. They’re also good for your sex drive. Good circulation is thought to be crucial for sexual functioning in both men and women, and strawberries are rich in antioxidants that benefit your heart and arteries What’s more, strawberries also contain vitamin C, which has been linked to the increase in sperm count in men.
  2. Avocados – These super fruits are rich in vitamin E, which has antioxidant properties, potassium, and vitamin B6. A slice of avocado may prevent or delay heart disease and promote better blood flow. They’re also a good source of heart-healthy monounsaturated fats. Ultimately, anything that helps your heart and circulation can also be critical for a healthy sex life. Men with heart disease are twice as likely to have erectile dysfunction because both conditions can result from artery damage.
  3. Almonds – Almonds contain zinc, selenium, and vitamin E, which are vitamins and minerals that seem to be important for sexual health and reproduction. Selenium can help with infertility issues, while vitamin E may help heart health. Zinc is a mineral that helps produce men’s sex hormones and can boost libido.
  4. Sweet Potatoes – Sweet potatoes are rich in potassium, which helps fight high blood pressure. High blood pressure is often associated with a higher risk of erectile dysfunction. They’re also rich in beta-carotene, providing the body with vitamin A, which is suspected (but not proven) to be helpful for those with infertility.
  5. Sesame Seeds – Zinc is thought to be good for sexual health. It can help testosterone and sperm production in men. The No. 1 source is oysters. But really, how often do you eat oysters? Another source: Sesame seeds. Mix them into granola or sprinkle them into a healthy stir-fry. Some breakfast cereals also contain zinc, such as Kellogg’s All-Bran Complete Wheat Flakes. One serving (3/4 cup) has more than 100% of the recommended daily intake.
  6. Watermelon – This popular summer fruit is low in calories, but also high in potentially sex drive boosting phytonutrients.
  7. Salmon – Salmon and fish like tuna, black cod, halibut, and mackerel are rich in omega-3 fatty acids EPA and DHA. The nutrients maintain our cardiovascular system by decreasing inflammation and maintains fat in the blood at healthy levels.


Watermelon Slices Photo
Photo: Watermelon Slices


Research suggests that the lycopene, citrulline, and beta-carotene found in watermelon may help relax blood vessels, and provide a natural enhancement for revving up your sex drive.
There are also some foods that you should try and avoid if you’re aiming to rev up your libido.

  1. Alcohol – Although alcohol can be a saviour on a first date, as it almost acts as the social lubricant. In reality, alcohol can be detrimental to your sex life. Too much alcohol dampens sexual desire, decreases arousal and sensitivity, and may lower inhibitions leading to unsafe decisions about sex.
  2. Steak – While meat does provide protein and zinc, meat also tends to be high in saturated fat and cholesterol. A meat-heavy diet is associated with a higher risk of type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart disease, health conditions that can affect blood circulation and sexual function. What’s more, a small 2006 study suggested that eating meat, may result in a less attractive body odor. In the study, 17 men ate either a meat or non-meat diet for two weeks and then switched. Women were asked to rate their attractiveness based on smell alone (from armpit pads worn by the men), and they tended to prefer non-meat eaters. Weird experiment, I know, but maybe it could be the final straw that sees you on a vegetarian diet.
  3. Fatty Foods – Many fried and fast foods have high levels of “bad fats,” such as saturated and trans fat. These foods can negatively affect your heart and impede blood flow due to a build-up of fatty plaque in the arteries. What’s more, fried potatoes, such as French fries, have been associated (along with other foods) with a greater risk of type 2 diabetes, which is known to cause sexual health problems in both men and women. It is suggested that the type of oil used to fry the food is key. If it’s fried in partially hydrogenated oil it would have trans fat, which is worse than saturated fat. If it was fried in a liquid plant oil, the food may be very low in saturated fat.

About the Author: Ebony a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres



Review: Je Joue Mio Cock Ring

Je Joue Mio Cock Ring Stand Photo

You know when you hear a review about a sex toy and you say to yourself “Wow, that is such a good idea! Why on earth didn’t I think of that?” And you feel that your life might be just a little bit better from now on for knowing it . Well that happened to me today when a colleague of mine suggested a Tenga Cock Ring as an alternative waterproof bullet. I mean, for goodness sake! It means you don’t have to hold on to something that is vibrating in your hands. Like a female vibrator for fingering, a lot of the vibrations are absorbed and it is far more of a hands free experience. The We-Vibe Tango is a great bullet and so is the Nu Sensuelle Joie,  but while I love the power of both these sex toys, I don’t want to be vibrating around the room with it. I always tell customers the sex benefits of using these Cock Rings with bullets. But for some reason I didn’t think of it the other way round, using the virtues of a cock ring as an accessory for a girl using a bullet.

Anyway, suffice it to say, I am looking at the cock rings with far more of a selfish interest than I used to. I thought I would do a blog review on the Je Joue Mio Cock Ring.

It is one of the pricier Cock Rings in the sex toy industry and comes packaged as such. Je Joue packaging is quality and generally fairly discreet stylish and unisex . The box is sturdy and perfect for storage, inside the product is displayed on a raised platform.  Alongside it it is a small lidded compartment that holds the charger and instructions. It comes in three sophisticated colours, black, plum and magenta. The body safe silicone is silky smooth. The bulgy vibrating part of the Cock Ring is hard. The ring is really stretchy, tight enough to slightly restrict the blood flow, which is the purpose of a cock ring but stretchy enough to pull your testicles through if you like. Lots of people prefer that for both the feel and visuals. It can be used in couples play with the vibrating bulge contacting the clitoris during sex or for solo play, the bulge can be twisted underneath the penis shaft against the balls.

Je Joue Mio Cock Ring Photo
Photo: Je Joue Mio Cock Ring


Je Joue Mio Cock Ring has a magnetic charger (not a USB cord). The magnets are strong enough to maintain contact with out needing to be checked on, which you would think would be a given when creating a charger, but unbelievably some toy manufacturers think you have nothing better to do with your time…I could go on but I am making myself angry. This charger is good anyhow, and once it is fully charged you get 2 hours of play time. The thing I do really like about this charger is that the metal controller buttons double up as the charging contacts.  I have often wondered why this isn’t always the case. Take the We- vibe Nova for instance, everyone who picks that up thinks the charging port is the controller. So top marks for that Je Joue Mio Cock Ring. It is simple to operate, which we love. A plus button for on and increased intensity, a minus button for off and decreased intensity and the small button in the middle with a wavy line for changing vibration patterns (of which there are 5).

The vibrations themselves are ok, there are a couple of lower and slower fairly thuddy settings which I like and could almost be considered rumbly. As the intensity increases it gets buzzier. It certainly belongs in the luxury market, and I actually prefer it to Lelo Tor 2, which is similar in design. I don’t think the vibrations are as good as the Tenga SVR though. It is certainly powerful enough to send vibrations all the way up the penis shaft. What I would say though is, it is quite noisy. It isn’t the decibels it is more the tone, it is one of those toys that sound like they are going to take off every time you push them up a notch. If you pinch the bulge, it quietens down but no one wants to have to do  that.

I would definitely use water based lubricant, although you are supposed to put the ring on before the dick gets really hard, for some, just the thought of the toy makes doing that impossible. The lubricant will be necessary if you want to pull all your bits and pieces through but it also stops your pubes getting all caught up.

Je Joue Mio Cock Ring is 100% waterproof which as well as giving a couple loads of extra play options makes it very easy to clean. A bit of toy cleaner or some warm soapy water and everything is good.

I would just like to end this review with another top tip that a little bird told me this week, that again, I cannot believe I hadn’t thought of myself…. Cock Rings are for dildos too! The shape of the Je Joue Mio Cock Ring is perfect for that. What a brilliant idea. Amazing for a dildo on a harness. So obvious, but I hadn’t thought of it. So yes, Cock Rings are my sex toy of the week.


About the Author: Emily is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres

Types of Sex Pumps

LA Pump Mushroom Head Maker Photo
LA Pump is an American owned and operated sex pump manufacturer established in 1998. LA Pump’s are designed with safety, comfort and maximum size gain in mind. LA pump has variety of pumps that can be used with water or with lubricant. There are different Types of Sex Pumps and reasons why they are used. The most common reason people use the pumps is to enlarge the size of the of their genitals. Some people use it because of medical issues where they may have trouble become erect. The health issues which commonly have this issue include diabetes, prostate cancer, high blood pressure, anxiety, stress and depression. Sometimes drinking too much alcohol or smoking can affect a man’s erection.
Types of Sex Pumps and How To Use Them:
Wet and Dry Pump – The Wet and Dry Pump are one of the best pump to enlarge the penis size because it can be used dry or in the water for example you lay back on bed and pump you genital area or you can take shower or lay in bath with hot nice water and same time pump you gentile area. In addition its cheaper to buy wet and dry pump more than just buying them separately. It also has extreme suction to draw all oxygen from the LA Pumps cylinders causing enlargement by pulling the plunger. It all counted by tube and easy to maintain.
Deluxe LA Pump PSI Pressure Pump – The Deluxe LA Pump PSI Pressure Pump, like all of the L.A pumps, is easy to use and the pump connecting to a hose. This pump can only be used dry so it cant be used in water. It has a handle grip lever that is used to allow for greater pressure. It has meter to control the pressure on the body part. Its important to ensure that you do not exert too much pressure of the Deluxe LA Pump PSI Pressure Pump.
Penis Cylinders – Penis Cylinders are made of class acrylic material and they are shatter proof. This means that they are rarely damaged. The only thing you must be care full of is damaging is the connecting valve by dropping or bumping it. If you damage the connecting valve you always can buy another one separately. The Penis Cylinders come in a variety of sizes and allow people to change the size of the cylinder as their penis size grows.
LA Pump Breast Enlargement System Photo
Sex Product: LA Pump Breast Enlargement System
Two Stage Cylinders – Many penis pumpers after a while wish to graduate and enlarge other parts of the body like their testicles. The Two Stage Cylinders allow the user to pump and enlarge their testicles at the same time as enlarging their penis. Which really is good for some men.
Buddy Cylinders – This one is a bit weird for me because the Buddy Cylinders are designed for two people to pump their genital area together at the same time. It could be used for penis enlargement with your partner or some one close to you, so you won’t be lonely and will enjoy the mood. The two cylinders are connected to the same connector valve. You buy the hose, connect it to the pump and then connect the cylinders.
Mushroom Head Cylinder – The Mushroom Head Cylinder is used specifically to enlarge the head of the penis. For people who will use this kind of cylinder, they will end up with a penis head that looks like mushroom and a shaft that looks like a stem.
Pussy Pump – Pussy pumps are becoming really popular for some women and couples. Pussy pumps are deigned to enlarge the size of the pussy. The lady places the cylinder on her pussy and then starts pumping her vagina lips. It will turn on the man more by sucking her pussy lips. By enlarging the pussy lips it will become tighter which will gave him more pleasure and will feel different.
Breast Pump – Lately Breast Pump are used by women to enlarge their breasts. When you are buying them be careful as different women have different size breasts and the cylinder’s need to fit accordingly. They also can be used for men and transgender.
Clitoris Cylinder (Clit Pump) – Clitoris Cylinder has been made for a good reason. It will give women a bigger and longer clitoris. The more area there is that can be manipulated can enhance sexual sensations. Clitoris Cylinder comes in different sizes and is used to treat atrophied clitoris
Over all its seems interesting to use but I wont use it on myself unless I really have to.

About the Author: Majd is a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres