Review: Pjur Analyze Me Vs Backdoor Anal Lubricants

Pjur Backdoor Anal Lubricants Sexual Health

Pjur has two anal relaxant lubricants in their range; The first being Pjur Analyse Me and the second being the Pjur Backdoor Relaxing Anal Silicone Glide. Firstly, I want to get something else out of the way that I’m sure has been bugging all of you. Pjur, is pronounced ‘pure’. I have received this information from the company itself, so have no fear anymore! Silicone lubricants come in a different viscosity or thicknesses. You can noticeably feel the difference when you compare something like SuperSlyde, Pjur original and Pjur Gel. The SuperSlyde is very thin and slick or ‘greasy’ for lack of a better term whereas the the Pjur has a little bit more substance and ‘cushioning’ to it.

It’s really personal preference which is better, my partner and I prefer the thicker lubricant, as it has a little bit more comfort to it and handles itself a little better. But I know a lot of people that prefer the thinner silicone lubricants especially for vaginal use as they say that the viscosity of the SuperSlyde doesn’t disrupt the natural lubrication of the vagina and it’s similar to a ‘dry’ lubrication. But enough of that, from some thorough research through medical papers, holistic papers and searching through other stuff to find some answers. I can not only tell you the difference between the two but also why they’ve included Jojoba oil in it.

The difference between Analyse me! and Back Door relaxing anal silicon glide is that the Back Door has higher concentrations of ingredients in it and is useful for dealing with rougher sex, and large cocks and toys. The analyse me is a lighter version and is considered for ‘general’ use. The way I usually remember is that the Back Door is in a darker bottle and the Analyse Me! is in a lighter bottle, dark for ‘hardcore’ light for ‘lighter use’ .  Both Pjur lubricants are great for anal sex and serve their purpose well.


Pjur Analyze Me Sexual Health
Sex Product: Pjur Analyze Me


What is Jojoba and why is it included? Jojoba is a wild shrub native to Mexico, California and Souther Arizona. It’s oil has a nutty smell and it’s use is diverse in the cosmetic and beauty fields. It is also immune to oxidation and can survive over 20 years without breaking down or having its components altered. Now, pure Jojoba oil is bad for condoms and for sex, what lubricant companies have done is create a chemical process to break down the jojoba oil reduce some of the properties to it thereby making it safe to use with condoms. However, many people have since realised that Jojoba is excellent for ‘painful’ sex due to its anti-inflammatory and ‘healing’ properties. I found it interesting to note that using Jojoba in lubricant helped calm and soothe the muscles with regular use. Jojoba naturally contains vitamin E which helps with the elasticity, smoothness and softness of the skin. However, there are some articles which suggest that Jojoba doesn’t do anything much and is simply another one of those ‘Kale’ like fads. You can be the judge on this one – at the very least this can be considered a natural numbing lubrication that doesn’t use any chemical based numbing agents.

On a side note, I generally do not recommend numbing sprays or lubricants without first cautioning the customer. Especially if the numbing gel contains a benzocaine or lidocaine chemical base as they use this stuff in the dentists to help soothe the mouth. Dependent on the customer and their comfort levels, I will inquire as to their sexual practices and recommend other things to use with a numbing gel or spray. By taking away the body’s natural defense mechanism of pain they can unwittingly do some damage to their genitals which can affect their sex life. By gently probing or asking questions, it is generally easier to find out what’s going on and recommend suitable solutions. For example, someone with a thick dick. To start off with you can warm up with a smaller toy. For someone who is impatient. Explain how they can control the speed of the sexual play and that some bodies take longer to warm up and arrive at the party than others. Some people also don’t like anal but are pressured by their boyfriend to do it. Look at ways to calm them down so they have more control over their body. Generally for anal play with the numbing lubricants I’ll try and sell some butt plugs, anal toys or something along those lines to facilitate the warming up of the muscles and make it easier. They don’t teach this stuff in schools and a lot of straight boys simply don’t realise that the ass is not like the vagina.

By Stephen Smith a consultant from Oh Zone Adult Lifestyle Centre

Blow Job In a Mount Faber Cable Car

Mount Faber Peak Singapore Eatery

I had always admired the beauty of that cable car that rode all the way up to Mount Faber in Singapore. A friend had told me that there was even a Japanese restaurant at the peak but I had never really gotten the time or interest to go exploring this really majestic as well as beautiful place that my friend always felt the urge to remind me every time I looked out of my office window and saw that cable car ride up. It actually looked pretty cool just to be in that ride going wherever it took you. The town sometimes could get a little boring and to get out, you needed something wild to do or where to be. That cable car sure did look like the place to be but at the moment I would never step there because I just simply didn’t feel like taking that ride without someone special to do it with. So, I just kept to myself most of the time as I wished that one day, I would find the perfect partner to go up that mountain and just stare down as the car moved up and up as we took photos or just goofed around in it.

It was on a late summer evening when I saw her taking the elevator; she had always given the “eye” that my friend said it meant that she liked me. That day I had been staring at that cable car all afternoon and the temptation to go ride in it by myself just seemed so irresistible but here was the chance that I had been squandering for three months right in front of me. I had to ask her out and hope against hope that she was going to say a least a maybe. As I approached her while she waited for the elevator to come up she gave me an awkward smile and I knew she was mine. I got to her and asked if she would like to have a drink with me. Said it’d be nice to go out for a change and so we went to a restaurant just across our office building and decided to have some drinks there. She wasn’t into any alcoholic beverage so I also decided to relent on that. This woman was the most beautiful one I had ever seen all my life and at one time, I had had the privilege of going to a beauty pageant but none came close to her. Perfect legs, face, body and she had the mind to keep an intelligent and kept a fun conversation going.

We decided that we should go ride that Mount Faber cable car after a week together. It was late in the evening as we boarded the Mount Faber cable car and as it cruised to the top, she had no idea that I had booked a table at the Dining Room at Mount Faber Peak. This was one of the best dining places in the whole of Singapore, especially with the view and the incredible services that were offered and the food is just amazing. I could have chosen the Garden or Moonstone Japanese Restaurant but The Dining Room was just the place that would set the mood right for later on tonight. The ride up was just breathtaking and she just wowed at the scenery that she was seeing and I could see that she could get used to this just like I did, which was amazing considering how beautiful she looked that evening. I would have made love to her right there if it wasn’t for the other passengers but we kissed and one of the tourists on board got our camera and took a photo which was really cool


Cable Car Singapore Oral Job
Blow Job in See Through Cable Car Singapore


After enjoying the meal, we went to The Merlion still right there at the peak of Mount Faber. It was a really great place and we had the time of our lives just running around and me chasing her. It was just romantic later on to take the ride down the cable car on our way to Sentosa Island from a performance from one of the local groups which were a really popular gathering.

To our surprise the ride down Mount Faber Cable Car was even more romantic as we had somehow managed to get a car all to ourselves and as the cable car was just gliding down, we held hands as we stared at all the lights below and how beautiful it was and how lucky we were. Looking into her eyes, I could see why I had waited that long to take that ride and how amazing I had been doing it with a person who meant the world to you. She just couldn’t stop smiling and I knew that the night had been a total success. The cable car seemed to go in slow motion and I couldn’t have asked for anything more at the moment, at one point I wished it would stop right there mid air and we could all just stare down at the beauty of Sentosa Island though it was even harder just saying goodbye to Mount Faber Peak which was even more breathtaking.

To my surprise as we were enjoying the warmth and closeness of each other she knelt down in front of me looking at me with her eyes that seemed to bottomless.  She smiled as she slowly undid my zipper and my cock immediately sprang to life.  I gasped in amazement as she slowly slid down my undies and my penis shot up and she slowly took my manhood into her mouth.  At this time I wished the cable cars could stop and that this moment could last forever – however we began to descend to the arrivals and she quickly resumed her seat whilst I arranged myself and somehow managed to put my rock hard cock back in my pants.  She smiled mischievously at me.

We got down safely and we had to sand there just looking at it as the next batch of passengers that was boarding the cable car and thinking about what we had just got away with. It was just incredible to see it glide once again to the top and the scene was just amazing. I wasn’t surprised when she said, let’s do it again. Not tonight though, there was a lot that we had to and she had certainly got me in the mood. As we exited to our dismay we saw still tourist images on screens of passengers that had come down the cable car and the most recent one to appear was of us with her head in my lap.  We hurriedly left and giggle as we entered the taxi to go to our evening performance.

After the performance and looking back once again at that cable car with the light on now, we just held each other having had one of the best moments of our lives and Emily was just mesmerized by everything. We went back to my place and spent the night there, which was even more exhilarating considering the fact that I got to see her naked which was as amazing as looking at Mount Faber itself but just better. As she lay in my arms fast asleep, I knew that there were many more moments to come when we would ride another cable car again and again till none of us could take it anymore which I doubt would ever happen.


Erotically Charged Night Safari Singapore

Safari Adventure Antelopes

It was early afternoon and I had just checked into my hotel room some 4.I am 1 mile from the Singapore night time safari, on Mandai Lake road. It was the best hotel that I have ever stayed in. Though my itinerary was to begin the following day, I decided to check out on the most talked about Singapore night safari. I made inquiry from the hotel attendant who without hesitation brought me a brochure containing all the vital information I needed. Before the room attendant left, I asked him whether there were ladies at the event. He shook his head in agreement and added “Seeing is believing sir” as he shut the door behind him. Though the hotel offered arrangements for the night safari, I opted to do it myself because there were things I wanted to take care of. From the brochure, I noticed that I could have as well booked for the event from New York, my hometown.

I called and a smooth soothing voice with a strong Singaporean accent answered. “Hello Singapore Night Safari, Zin speaking. Who am I talking to and how can I help you?” I introduced myself and made it clear that I desperately wanted to join the night safari. Zin attended to me professionally and answered all my questions about the night safari.

“One more question before you hang up” I said.

“Shoot” Zin answered.

“Are there beautiful ladies in the entourage?” I asked.

“Are you a ladies man?” Zin asked before I could even open my mouth, Zin said that she also enjoys the tour and was privileged to lead our group. So I waited impatiently for the hour and all that the Singapore night safari had to offer. I was picked from my hotel to the park at around six in the evening.

It was exactly half past six that I finally met Zin, a beautiful Asian lady with all that it takes to make it to the top ten most gorgeous women in the universe. For a moment, I felt lost on what to look forward to, whether it was the exciting night safari or Zin. In our group, we were fifteen, six men and eight women, myself and Zin excluded. I knew the tour will be exciting even before we set off. From where I was, there were bevies of people engrossed in different activities. I instantly grasped why Night Safari Singapore is classified as one of the popular tourist attraction and reputable as of being the world’s first ever nocturnal zoo. Nestled in 40 hectares, Singapore night safari is a lush forestry with landscaped gardens and a home to 130 different animal species.

“Okay, here we go!” beamed Zin, as she cheekily looked towards my direction. I sensed something in her smile but couldn’t tell what exactly it was. With a strong Singaporean accent she continued. “We will set off at exactly 8 pm, but in the meantime, you can enjoy some refreshments” She said pointing towards Ulu Ulu Safari restaurant. I invited her for the meal and it was one of the finest evenings I ever had. Zin was exactly what I wanted for the day; Beauty and friendliness all packaged together. Finally, it was time to begin our safari. I wondered how time flew so fast when, there are interesting things to see, engrossing people and events all around at the night safari.


Asian Model
Singapore Beauty


Singapore night safari has just too much to offer and all can’t be sampled in one night so we had to rely on our tour guide for the best experience. She assured us that we had the best deal of all. The tour started at some fifteen minutes past eight and we wondered through. Wandering through the constructed boardwalks and paths, we enjoyed sight-seeing through themed landscaped enclosed by barriers virtually unseen by almost all the visitors. Tightly holding Zin’s hand, we watched nocturnal and non-nocturnal animals including sloths, bears, striped hyenas, Asian Rhinos, wolves, vultures, Himalayan Tahrs and Bharals among other animals go about their endeavors in the moonlit environment, completely unaware of our presence. It was truly an eye-opening experience to all of us and I began to see why for years running, Singapore night safari have received numerous accolades and awards including the best the best leisure attraction experience and the best natural and man-made attraction in the world. The park experience took better portion of our evening. As events were unfolding, so was I getting cozier with Zin. Frankly speaking, she had aroused some of my long forgotten emotional and sexual feelings.

“Come on guys, let keep moving, this just a tip of an ice burg,” Zin shouted to the group which I think was getting emotionally involved than the night safari experience. Come on guys, we have to hurry up to board a tram to enjoy more, Zin said pulling me towards a half way packed tram. We were getting cozier every minute and I was a few minutes from exploding.

“I like you,” Zin whispered close in my ear, the warmth of her mouth making me to tightly clench my teeth.

I whispered back ”This is just too much for me I can’t hold back anymore.”

“You have to wait, I am working now and don’t you know work can’t be mixed with pleasure”  Zin asked in a teasing manner touching my earlobe. The tram took us to several places making stopovers now and then for its occupants to have a closer view of the animals. I had it all, the creatures of the night, Leopard trail, fishing cat trail. I have to confess that most of the time I was engrossed with Zin’s unbearable warmth. Finally, we got to the venue of Singapore Thumbuakar tribal dance. I had never seen anything like it before. It was an electrified death-defying traditional dance that proved to be an icing on the cake for me. It’s a harmonized traditional dance accompanied by blowpipe music with breathtaking acrobatic moves and fire eating displays through it all.

“Let’s go, my work is done and am damn tired,” Zin said pulling me to darkness. I didn’t even ask where we were going. I knew very well that I was more than safe in her hands and indeed my feelings were later confirmed to be true. I had her right there behind a small bush and she cried like a baby as I penetrated her. It was the sweetest lovemaking I had ever made to a woman.

“Thanks for great sex and I want to go back to New york with you” Zin begged amid tear as she woke up next to me in my hotel room bed. I hold her tightly and had more and more sex escapades with her till I couldn’t anymore. Looking back nostalgically at the erotic encounter I had at Singapore night safari, I can’t really believe that Zin became my wife.


Review: Oxballs CockSling

Unit-X Stretch Cocksling Cock Ring

The Cocksling comes in minimal packaging. This sex toy product is heat-sealed inside a small, clear, polythene bag which bears no branding, nor has a sticker on it denoting what the product is. There’s also noticeably an absence of any pamphlet explaining instructions for use or how to care for the product. If you’re environmentally conscious and a fan of minimal packaging then you might appreciate this, but I would have preferred a little something extra. Personally I think some instructions would not go astray.

Unlike most Oxballs products which are made of silicone, the Cocksling is instead made of thermoplastic rubber (TPR),  This is because how stretchy this material is. TPR is a safe material, though less highly regarded than silicone because it is slightly porous, but considering this isn’t an insertable toy I wouldn’t worry too much about that. The only real downside to the material is that it does have a slight odour.  You’re probably not going to spend a lot of time sniffing it considering where it’s worn, and thankfully the smell dissipates almost entirely after a few days of leaving it to air out somewhere ventilated.

When it comes to putting on the Cocksling it’s important to get the orientation of it right. The Cocksling has three holes: a wide angled-hole at the back which is designed to sit flush against the body, a rectangular hole at the front which the penis  comes out of, and a circular hole at the bottom which the testicles hang  through. Once you have that sorted you can put it on. It doesn’t matter really if you try to do this when you’re erect or flaccid as here is where the stretchy material comes into play. The material really does stretch incredibly; you could put your fist through the smallest hole and wear it like a bracelet if you desired. To start off simply pop your penis through the back hole and out of the front. With that taken care of you now need to get the balls into place,this can be a  little tricky. You need to stretch out the hole at the bottom and the hole at the back until you have a piece of material that looks like a strap, and then you simply hook this strap over and under the balls to slide them into place. This is easier said than done, and one thing you want to be sure of is that you get enough scrotal skin through the bottom hole to allow the testicles to pass through fully, otherwise when you let go of the material you may find your testicles getting stuck in the hole and squeezed. It’s one of those times when it would be useful to have an extra hand, so ask a partner to help if you have one.

Oxballs Unit-X Sport Cocksling Cock Ring
Sex Toy: Oxballs Unit-X Sport Cocksling


The interesting thing about the Cocksling is that when you first put it on it has a tendency to pull the foreskin back and then hold the skin in place around the base of the shaft, preventing the shaft skin from being very mobile or able to slide back over the head again. This can be quite fun if you’ve always wanted to try out sex with a bare glans, but otherwise you can simply hold the Cocksling against the body and then slide some more skin through the hole at the front, and restore the normal  functionality of your foreskin. Because the Cocksling is in many senses a cock ring it functions in the same manner and helps to keep blood in the penis and create a stronger erection, as well as gently pressing on the perineum. The separate hole for the testicles holds them slightly away from the body, instead of allowing them to become closely tucked up under the penis as they typically do prior to orgasm.

This has the effect of making you slightly more aware of the balls, and the scrotum almost seems more sensitive to light touch. The Cocksling is great for use during all forms of sex, and even during masturbation, but one thing to note is that due to the design of it it does cover the bottom inch of the shaft, meaning you potentially lose that in insertable length. Like with any cock ring it’s advisable not to wear it for more than 30mins at a time in order to restore normal blood flow to the genitals; I had noticed that my balls has begun to feel slightly cold to the touch after prolonged use, so  that’s probably a good indicator of when to stop. The Cocksling  very easy to take off when you’re done as it stretches out once more, but be careful not to get any hairs caught.

Did you know that as orgasm builds up your testicles naturally. Wearing a sack sling around the scrotum stops the testicles from rising and therefore delays ejaculation until you are ready.  The sack sling keeps you harder for longer and the appearance of bigger sweatier balls. Not just for sex wear it under pants for a huge bulge. Show of your package to its fullest. Your partner will enjoy your big balls hitting the back of his ass.


Blow Job at Mount Faber Singapore

Mount Faber

The day started out as a normal one. I went to work and found myself swamped with meaningless tasks as always. I went about my day only thinking about one thing; that beautiful girl I am taking to Mount Faber.

We had planned this out for a while now but our schedules finally matched up (or so she says) and we will be staying in a great hotel on Mount Faber this weekend. I plan to take her on a tour of the site and to ride the famous cable cars. I am scared of heights but when it comes to a sexy woman I will do anything to get the ball rolling.

I was excited with the thought of being up and close to her. She always smells like peaches; I love it. When she come by to see me I try my hardest to take a good whiff of her hair. I will hug her and sniff her neck as if it was an actual fruit. She’s into me but it’s a bit confusing at times due to her lack of affection. She is a sexy thing though, her long creamy legs and her dyed blue hair. When she talks to me I can only notice her playing with her hair and running her hand down her legs as if calling for me to touch them. Some of the girls I work with tell me she has a boyfriend but to be honest, I don’t care.

It’s been a year now since I’ve moved to Singapore and she completely fills my mind at all times. I met up with her Saturday morning and we made the long ride to Mount Faber. Once we got there we went up to the best hotel in town and booked it for two nights. We went upstairs to change as it was a hot day and all I could concentrate on was the sweet drops of sweat running down her back…….she has no idea what I would do if she would just let me kiss her all over. As if to frustrate me further she decides to wear one of those schoolgirl skirts and a shirt that showed a bellybutton ring. “I would run my tongue down her chest and grab her belly button ring with my wet lips” were my thoughts.


Tartan Skirt Model
Singapore Woman with Tartan Skirt


We didn’t realize how many people would be at this place. It seemed everyone within a 30 mile radius decided to ruin our day and come to the same exact spot we were at. It was 2 p.m. and the sun was beaming on us, this called for a drink. We sit down in a hole in the wall type diner and I ask for a beer. She asks for one of those drinks with the cherries on the top of it (I don’t care for the name they give those fancy drinks) as I take a sip of my beer she is looking straight into my eyes while licking the cherry with her tongue. She takes the cherry between her teeth and laughs; as if she knows what I’m thinking. We got a few drinks and decided to walk around town. She took me by the arm and started running towards a huge billboard that said “Special! Ride to Mount Faber tonight 50% off” so we decided to finally go and try out the famous ride.

There was a long line but I waited patiently with her, which I did not mind at all as she was snuggled up to me and I could smell her scent with every breath. She told me stories about her friends and family and about how happy she was that we took this trip. Half-way down the line she just grabs me and kisses me!

We made out until we got to the cable car. Most people were just looking at me probably thinking “get a room!” but I didn’t mind. I was going to get lucky tonight and I knew it. This was totally worth it.

So I paid the clerk $60 for both our tickets round trip (no 50% off as I imagined). The view was beautiful. You could see all of Singapore in its glory and we caught a view of the iconic Merlion. I’ve been here a whole year and this is the first time I actually am learning and seeing a bit of how awesome this place is. She held my hand as we spoke about how beautiful this place was and before I knew it we were making out. I laid her down on the seat and started kissing her neck slowly, as I reached her breasts she moaned and groaned with pleasure. I ran my tongue down her chest and kissed her bellybutton ring as to let her know I noticed it earlier. I lifted her skirt and she grabbed my head and pressed it against her body.

All of the sudden she jumped up and threw me down where she was laying just a moment ago. She whispered in my ear “I want to suck you right now” I got hard just thinking about it and she started taking my shirt of slowly as she kissed my chest.
She grabbed my legs with both her hands and started licking the tip of my dick while watching my face. Her lips wrapped around the head and as it grew it started going deeper and deeper into her mouth. She realized she had to use her hands it was so hard.

I put my hand behind her head and slowed her movements down to enjoy every last bit of her sweet mouth. We realized our ride was coming to an end and so was I. Hear head moved faster and faster until she tasted that I came all over her mouth. As she swallowed me while I was shaking, it was so good and we were just getting started. Once we got off the car we were both red and blushing. Her hair was all over the place and I had the biggest grin on my face. The clerk asked “how was the view?” I responded “the best I’ve ever seen my friend” and it most definitely was.